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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Yemi Alade And Mavin Di'ja by fart: 11:48am On Dec 15, 2015
I think it is just henna tattoo. it is temporary
Celebrities / Re: Hips Don’t Lie! The Hips On This Lady SPEAKS The TRUTH by fart: 11:40am On Dec 15, 2015
[size=40pt]God forbid. that is elephantiasis of the nyash. shocked shocked[/size]
Romance / Re: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by fart: 3:34pm On Dec 14, 2015
Jesus knew about this. He said, if your eyes are leading you astray, pluck them out. If your hands are causing you to sin, cut them off. Better heed his advice. Endtime di.ck massaging.
Romance / Re: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by fart: 3:29pm On Dec 14, 2015
slyger:
please ping me on whats app. 08069562100
you are gay. why do you want him to ping you? so that he can send you picture of his di.ck or what?

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Romance / Re: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by fart: 3:28pm On Dec 14, 2015
cut off your di.ck. simple

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Celebrities / Re: “why I Don’t Wear Bum Shorts” – Dakore Egbuson Reveals by fart: 3:21pm On Dec 14, 2015
she does not want to show because her fat nyash has been stretched and there are lines and wrinkles on it. angry angry
Religion / Re: Pastor And Native Doctor Stripped Unclad In Imo by fart: 3:17pm On Dec 14, 2015
why now? Why did OP cover the di.cks? I want to see the di.cks shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Man, 26, Defrauds U.S. Citizen Of $35,000 (pictured) by fart: 11:09pm On Dec 10, 2015
Nigerians disgracing Nigeria since 1515 bce
Family / Re: It Turns Me On Seeing My Wife Hurt, Sad Or In Pain by fart: 7:38am On Dec 10, 2015
you are mentally disturbed and if I knew who you were, I would kill you.
Nairaland / General / Re: White Man Urinating In Public In Lagos (photos) by fart: 3:43pm On Dec 08, 2015
Monkey see, monkey do. I like this white man sef. He went to piss on the police station. good. Nigerian police deserve the disrespect. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian Man Builds Handmade Excavator (Photo) by fart: 3:42pm On Dec 08, 2015
this is the definition of unemployment. if I didn't have work by now I would have built a rocket.
Crime / Re: Thief Caught With 85 Master Keys In Ondo State (Photos) by fart: 3:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
WarRLaY:
Yes, gatemen usually hold their ogas keys.

since when does one oga own 85 keys? why does the oga have 85 doors in his house? or is it a mansion? you must be a robber for making such a silly comment.
Crime / Re: Thief Caught With 85 Master Keys In Ondo State (Photos) by fart: 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2015
end time master keys
Celebrities / Re: Hot FM Presenter, Nenny B Dressed Hot To Host An Event In Abuja (Photos) by fart: 3:37pm On Dec 08, 2015
MRBrownJ:
the whole outfit is a mess, and makes no damn sense... would have loved to see the shoes she wore with this, lol!

where is the outfit you are talking about? or are you referring to her nak.edmess?
Celebrities / Re: Hot FM Presenter, Nenny B Dressed Hot To Host An Event In Abuja (Photos) by fart: 3:33pm On Dec 08, 2015
why didn't she leave the house na.ked? some people are trying to copy Rihanna and failing woefully. end time dressing

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by fart: 3:26pm On Dec 08, 2015
I swear, just now a strange number called me. Is it Shell? the number was simply: -2 . which sort of number is that? Chai, I don miss o shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Muslims To Be Stopped From Entering US'- Donald Trump by fart: 2:27pm On Dec 08, 2015
I fear this man. He is just as mad as Putin and that North Korean Dictator. He will get along very well with them and that is a big problem. I hope he does not win election ooo. see trouble shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Crime / Re: 62-Year-Old Man Beaten For Raping 2 Minors (Photo) by fart: 6:01pm On Dec 07, 2015
I pray a giant baboon rapes him in return.
Crime / Re: Girl Hospitalised After Gang Rape By 4 Secondary School Students by fart: 2:44pm On Dec 07, 2015
irunoobo:
If the dicks are not too big she wont have pains. i condemn rape tho undecided

thunder strike your rotten brain. does the size of the di.ck matter at this time? a girl is in a coma, all you can think about is di.ck. ashewo angry angry angry angry
Crime / Re: Man Kills Sister In Kogi Over Plantain Harvest (Graphic Photo) by fart: 2:41pm On Dec 07, 2015
mekd:
Eyaah....just see the innocent girl lying dead for no just cause....this guy must be a heartless Goat..killed your sister cos of common plantain. Rot in jail or die by hanging... whichever you will never find peace whether dead or alive

there is gold inside the plantain na cry
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Bathe Task Force Official With Acid In Lagos (photo) by fart: 2:33pm On Dec 07, 2015
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Crime / Re: Photos From Robbery On Ikorodu Road This Morning by fart: 2:30pm On Dec 07, 2015
endtime lagos
Crime / Re: Access Bank Staff Arrested For Forgery And Impersonation by fart: 2:28pm On Dec 07, 2015
why now? Are you the only one that's needs money in this life? People's eyes are really chuking during this Christmas season. so what if your friends laugh at you because you did not bring money home? so what? at least God will be proud of you and reward you greatly. shame shame cry

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Addresses Her Weight Loss Critics, Shares New Photo by fart: 7:47pm On Dec 05, 2015
Im not not seeing the weight loss she is boasting about sha
Fashion / Re: These Photos Of A 7-year-old Nigerian Model Have Got Everyone Talking by fart: 7:39pm On Dec 05, 2015
Which nonsense is this? Why is the mother sexualizing her child? Why is she posing with nyash facing the camera? what is there for us to see? mschewww END TIME MOTHER
Travel / Re: Forte-Oil Tanker Falls Off Ojuelegba Bridge And Explodes (Photo) by fart: 7:36pm On Dec 05, 2015
GOOD. I AM HAPPY TO SEE THIS. Forte Oil is stupid. I want to report them as a matter of fact. They are selling fuel for 105 Naira in Second Rainbow area.
Car Talk / Re: A Horrific Accident On Badagry Expressway Today (Graphic Photos) by fart: 9:23pm On Dec 03, 2015
Chai, life is fragile. God oooo I am your humble servant. That truck driver will fry in the flaming depths of Satan's anus.
Romance / Re: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by fart: 9:20pm On Dec 03, 2015
Also, video tape yourselves having se.x. you can use it as evidence she was enjoying herself

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