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Politics / Re: Militant Group Suspected Of Okuama Killing Begs For Waterways Security Contract by flatROCKhead: 6:04am On Mar 27
Putindbutt:
Bunch of cowards... na ipob i dey pity pass, militants commit crime and hide inside water in the creeks, herdsmen commit crime and hide inside bush. only ipob commit crime and have no hiding place, easy to smoke them out.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares Tinubu, 8 Others Wanted by flatROCKhead: 11:08am On Mar 25
Kafirbigot:
NIGERIANS are failures. I am not a NIGERIAN.

I am an international observer that supports BIAFRA because, it's only IGBOs and their Kith and kin in other regions that are sensible. The rest are just foolish idiots. Celebrating a decaying gathering of failures..

A shame to Africa.. is called NIGERIA.


International observer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

These IPOB miscreants will never cease to amaze me
Romance / Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by flatROCKhead: 6:41am On Mar 24
AyobamiOluwole:


Leave this NOSIMP of a thing. I didn't do it based on whether I'm forming Red pill or not. Anger and frustration is a bad thing. Bleep Futures trading and Crypto. Damn. All this wouldn't have happened.
You messed up big time. No be by force na. You lose for futures trading but you still wan bleep. The girl was smart enough to know that you were going to fvckk the futures loss out of her. Na she send you work?

Why would you throw her out in the dark like that? You are the wicked and the selfish one. What if she fell into the trap of ritualists, rapistss and what have you? You are an evil being

Pls look for a way to apologize to her. If possible, make her happy by buying her stuff

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Music/Radio / Re: Kcee Ft. One Republic - Ojapiano Remix (Official Video) by flatROCKhead: 5:18am On Mar 24
RecentHistory:
If you like, feature Queen Elizabeth. If you know you want to ever be considered for Grammys, go and start learning Yoruba language.

In Naija music, if you don't understand Yoruba language, you can never enter top 5. Never.

cheesy cheesy

One castrated buffalo for the eating pleasure of you and your family

Bill on me
Politics / Re: Wike Condemns Killing Of Soldiers In Delta State by flatROCKhead: 5:47am On Mar 23
urbobo20:
Why didn't him condemned the civil defense naked kill last year in ibba community instead he gave him siana for the election
Some of us here don't understand urhobo angry

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Politics / Re: Solders’ Killing: Troops Won’t Leave Creeks Until Culprits Are Caught – Army by flatROCKhead: 7:32am On Mar 22
CodeTemplar:
Fulanis killed a dozen policemen in Ughelli North some two weeks before okuama episode and nobody occupied anywhere to solve any useless case.

Six Bodies of Slained Officers Recovered
our eyes are on you. You could be one of the criminals we are looking for
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Troops Raid IPOB/ESN Camp In Ebonyi State (Photos) by flatROCKhead: 7:28am On Mar 22
Even cripple dey join IPOB military 😂🤣🤣

Abi na my eyes dey pain me ni? 😳
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Issuing Death Threat Against Its Chairman, Olukoyede by flatROCKhead: 7:30pm On Mar 20
Greenback:
Fact is,the likes of goodnewsforlife koshcad spaghettiluv muchado yarimo raskimonojendor chibuzoripob bosskesh pakute burob exousiAng yorubold holluwhakemmy hitlerwasright seunmsg legendhero elsudani etc must've called him ipob in disguise!
yes, because it's the way of an ipob apologist

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Properties / Re: Igbos Have Suffered In Nigeria, Imagine This! (PHOTO) by flatROCKhead: 11:25am On Mar 16
Lol, they boast about buying and renting all of our properties because our people can't afford them.. And now, we say we don't want to sell to them but our people and they are bleating like maad goats

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Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by flatROCKhead: 12:06pm On Mar 12
1Sharon:
I remember when ppl used to mock yorubas for using water, now everybody is preaching water, okay I see you.
people ke? Say Yeebowhz abeg

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Politics / Re: Bandits Are Not Muslims, North Is Undereducated & Underpopulated- Bello El-Rufai by flatROCKhead: 3:34pm On Mar 11
Validated:
Okay, they are Christians who worship allah and shout "alakubar" before pushing the bombers button. Fools @ 40?
Listen to yourself

So if anyone chooses to go to the church to shout Hallelujah and then blows himself up, that he shouted Hallelujah qualifies him as a Christian?

Are you also trying to tell us we ve not seen many instances of these demons going to blow up mosques?

Dey use reason na
Politics / Re: Niger State Governor, Mohammed Umar Bago Kneels To Greet President Tinubu by flatROCKhead: 6:59pm On Mar 07
UnstableFC:


A jihadist is kneeling down for a shaking puff adder and you are clapping
abeg rest

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Crime / Re: Man Caught & Paraded For Killing Monkey In Awka, Anambra State by flatROCKhead: 4:17pm On Mar 07
Yeebowhz don dey worship monkey too? 😂😂

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Politics / Re: Betty Akeredolu Takes Her Fight With Her In-law To Whassap by flatROCKhead: 12:55am On Mar 07
DevilsEqual:
Even tho I dont trust this source but i believe it

How can one be so bitter and full of hatred

Is she ever happy??
How bad is the situation over there?
have you seen any yeebowh woman who is not bitter?

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Happening Now In South East As Igbos Resists by flatROCKhead: 8:00pm On Mar 03
Depriest2020:
Creating unnecessary enemies for the good Igbo people. Educated and literate Igbos don't indulge in things like this.

I don't know why half baked educated Igbos like this poster have vowed to bring troubles to the good Igbo people of Nigeria.

Words like this causes others to despise, loathe, detest, abhor your people, it also brings disdain, disparagement, denigration, opprobrium to your people.

Why are the illiterate amongst you quick to rush to the net to post things that brings contempt to your people.

If others are hungry why rob it to their face and mock them. Even if you think a people made mistakes electing their choice of president, why not allow them rue their mistake in peace.
One of the few wise Igbo blood left on the surface of this earth has spoken 💯🎯
Sports / Re: I Still Get Attacked By People - Yakubu Aiyegbeni Reveals by flatROCKhead: 4:11pm On Mar 03
christejames:
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Nigerians hardly forget, even though they easily forgive shocked
Not true..

Nigerians are cursed with forgetfulness. They only remember frivolous things..That's why the politicians play with their empty heads. The likes of Obi that failed miserably as governor in Anambra is still being called upon by some demented fellow from one side of the country claiming he is the best thing after sliced bread. Atiku who almost sold Aso rock also enjoys praises by Many cos it's in the past.. etc

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Politics / Re: Igboho Tells FG To Release Nnamdi Kanu, Says He Is Just Fighting For His People by flatROCKhead: 3:19am On Mar 01
Yamleg:

What do you do anytime your wife gets you pissed?
I just need people's take on this.
My wife doesn't often feel comfortable once she realises that she pissed me off.

Not eating her food means nothing to her.
Not engaging her in bed means nothing to her as well.
We can stay together without talking for more than 2 weeks

I'm just tired of the life I have subjected myself to through her. I'm fed up for real... It's been this way since ages.

What more can I do?
you are a very f00lish man, aswearugaad! Go get another woman ASAP and stop simping like a mor0n

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Romance / Re: I'm 33 But I Don't Want To Get Married by flatROCKhead: 7:17am On Feb 26
Let me guess,..you are from the other side of the country..

Na Una dey wait until the hair on your chest is enough to cover the skin before Una marry..

No wonder, your people in the markets are sex starved and are harassing innocent girls each time they come around

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Politics / Re: Banditry Is God's Punishment To The North -arch Bishop Chukwuma by flatROCKhead: 12:35pm On Feb 25
Ngozi123:


The Archbishop is an Igbo man from the South-South region.
underline the word igbo and give yourself a very hard knock
Politics / Re: Banditry Is God's Punishment To The North -arch Bishop Chukwuma by flatROCKhead: 8:56am On Feb 25
NairalandForumo:


What exactly did the Igbos do to you people for this type of hatred?
if everyone hates you, its a sign you need to check yourself

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Politics / Re: Banditry Is God's Punishment To The North -arch Bishop Chukwuma by flatROCKhead: 8:55am On Feb 25
Objectivist04:

Oga what are you saying about the Islamic cleric that called Mrs Tinubu a kafir that should be killed. Chai the Yoruba hatred for Igbos is real, Bishop Chukwuma is not even an lgbo man, he is from Delta state, you can see he mentioned Asaba specifically but you are here shouting south east this and that
Again your traditional rulers in the south west are becoming endangered species no thanks to Fulani bandits.
You want to know what I think of the cleric? He is a joke of a cleric. He deserves life penal servitude
Politics / Re: Banditry Is God's Punishment To The North -arch Bishop Chukwuma by flatROCKhead: 8:13am On Feb 25
Goodday90:
Are the mods seeing this
Or are others immune to ban?
what are you afraid of? Did you read the comments from ya deluded people before my comment? Oh,I forgot..you don't see the loads of problems in ya door mouth but the one in people's inner room

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Politics / Re: Banditry Is God's Punishment To The North -arch Bishop Chukwuma by flatROCKhead: 8:04am On Feb 25
NairalandForumo:


This is video and news links of your Yoruba Sister begging Igbos to come back from Christmas holiday January 2024 that hunger is dealing with them because Igbos are not around to sell food stuffs to your people, some of you guys just lie and talk anyhow sometimes, what exactly is wrong with some of you?

https://www.legit.ng/people/1571915-pls-yoruba-lady-begs-igbo-traders-emotional-video-christmas-over/?fbclid=IwAR0d3RGQS9vAHv1zBsQg4Urjzrc7KkatyZwbhp7xmf8RG_HVSK3Nks6pimA


https://www.nairaland.com/7959440/yorubas-lagos-beg-igbos-come
keep masturbating. You will soon drown in the pool of ya cum
Politics / Re: Banditry Is God's Punishment To The North -arch Bishop Chukwuma by flatROCKhead: 7:42am On Feb 25
NairalandForumo:


Oga stop deceiving yourself, stats show that the south east is the safest region in Nigeria...
but you can't go home to celebrate Xmas. For the past two years, na Lagos hotels Una celebrate Xmas

Rubbish

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Politics / Re: Banditry Is God's Punishment To The North -arch Bishop Chukwuma by flatROCKhead: 7:15am On Feb 25
jmoore:

Southeast is safer than the entire north.

Wake up from your delusion!
But the chest beating South easterners are all over the north. We can't find half the number of the northerners in your godforsaken region

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Politics / Re: Banditry Is God's Punishment To The North -arch Bishop Chukwuma by flatROCKhead: 7:01am On Feb 25
How these cursed arrogant people don't see the log in their own eyes but the strand of hair in people's eyes will forever be a mystery to me. Your region till date is where they kidnap people, take ransom from them and eat their flesh. The region is where people get forced to remain at home every Monday even though they have nothing to eat, even though they are terribly ill. IPOB has killed more people in the past few years than the North has experienced in a decade. The group is so deadly that no Leader speaks against them, otherwise, his head would be their next meal. You all live in fear every second but you don't see that? Your problem is always the north and South West. Funny enough, you will find much more of your people in these regions than you will find their people in your region.

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Politics / Re: Hon. Ahmed Ndakene Launches 100 Million Naira Micro-grant To Petty Traders (PHO by flatROCKhead: 10:54am On Oct 07, 2019
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Imagine. We need to always celebrate people like this and not some useless people publicly sharing Kerosene

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Politics / Re: How My EFCC Travails Began – Maurice Iwu by flatROCKhead: 3:56pm On Aug 23, 2019
Nyamuri:
Conjoined twins
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Politics / Re: How My EFCC Travails Began – Maurice Iwu by flatROCKhead: 3:29pm On Aug 23, 2019
Igbo and Fraud

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