Did u know that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes? _{...(did i hear someone say s/he'd want to come back as a pig)}

Did you know some lions mate over 50 times a day? _{.... they must be from Calabar}

I'm just sending u a supa dupa xtra squizy squishy nuzzle snuggle huggle knock-u-down blow-u-ova breathtaking awesome unforgettable HUG just to say I miss u.

Primary education:
Bols International School, Ipaja, Lagos

Secondary education:
Baptist Boys High School, Abeokuta
C.M.S Grammar School, Bariga, Lagos
Topmost Inter. Comprehensive Sec. School, Ipaja, Lagos

Tertiary education:
University of Lagos, Akoka

NYSC:
Delta State (2004/05)
Presently in the School of Hustlers (part-time)

I am thinking who had better start gettin' used to being happy when people talk abt mama... u'r gonna be one some day, u know

I am thinking... has mama done something that makes u feel sad whenever u remember?

I am thinking there's more to that, could that be the reason why u don't talk abt mom at all? and why do u prefer papa to mama?...

Imagine! Four first-timers reach FIFA World Cup Finals

Angola, Cote d’Ivoire, Ghana and Togo have all qualified for FIFA World Cup™ finals for the first time in their history following wins in their preliminary matches on Saturday.

No be only naija dey grieve

5 - 1. Thanks to Osaze

Tell me Rwandans have equalised... i heard a big roar from the spectators.

EzehM:

rwanda 0 angola 1

That's no good news!

EzehM:

Just noticed that the Zimbabwe keeper shaked Martins after he scored the penalty? Sportsmanship? or...

na u sabi...Kanu really does magic. Meanwhile...another penalty is won

Nigeria 2 - Zimbabwe 0
Makinde scores

nike4luv:

i heard hes good..any links to his songs?

Nike, try this: http://www.krazienaija.com/d'banj.htm

Cletuskpelle and girls sha! na only u? Twas u a girl was trying to seduce the other time, e be like say u go share your secrets with us.

I'd say give her a chance, who knows she might turn out to be your other half (if u'r not married).

Please, "open eye" when the material demands becomes too much.

jumfol:

FOD, man in solidarity! Have u tried to discuss with her or complain?

@jumfol. Yea I have. But I can't force her, it has to come from her. I doubt if she even remembers today is my birthday.

Let's not deviate... we are here for Kiss.

madlawyer1:

This door swings both ways. You say you haven't seen your man for two months even though y'all are in the same state, and he only calls once a week, so you're wondering what's up. Wake up honey, so is he. The distance from his place to yours is the same as from yours to his. Phone calls aren't cheaper for him to make than they are for you. Have you made the effort to see him? Have you called him? He'll be wondering what you are up to. He'll be thinking "how can she say she loves me, but she wont call?" Dat kain tin. Y'know.

I concur. I am in the same situation now .

Let him know how u feel.

hotnsexy:


why do u want to know? which do u think i am?

i am thinking she sounds like a chick ...besides would a guy use such a SN?

How many women would stay that long?...just asking...

Who does the calling? If this guy does the calling always and he doesn't get a call back, then there's a problem. It's possible the guy is fed up of calling everytime, or she has done something he doesn't like. I guess Kiss is in a better position to know this.

Don't just call it off, talk with him. You have to understand each other, i guess that's what keeps a relationship going.

It's just a joke.

hot-angel:


NExt Question:

If f(x)= x-4; Find f(4), and f(-2).

f(4)  = 0
f(-2) = -6

Find the sum of the following GP (Geometric Progression)
2 + 6 + 18 + 54 + ... + 1458

Demonstration of confidence!!!

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.

When she was cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson.

The moral of this story is: "Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others."

The Browns were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Brown kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon".

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning madam. I've come to......"

"Oh, no need to explain. Come in," Mrs. Brown cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! My specialty is babies."

That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

Photographer - "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too....you can really spread out!"

Wife - "Bathtub, couch, bed, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

Photographer - "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

Wife - "My, my, that's a lot of .................."

Photographer - "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

Wife (muttering)- "Don't I know it."

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus."

Wife - "Oh my god!!"

Photographer - "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

Wife - "She was difficult ?"

Photographer - "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

Wife - "Four and five deep?" (eyes widened in amazement).

Photographer - "Yes, and for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate! Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Wife (leaning forward) - "You mean they actually chewed on your equipment?"

Photographer - "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work"

Wife - "Tripod??

Photographer - "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold very long. Madam?......Madam.....? Good Lord, she's fainted!!

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs. She said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one!"

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

Gaanihu:

Omotala and Rita are very beautiful women but i think that i will go 4 Rita because i dream about her all the time.Omotala has got a very beautiful backyard,she is also like a lady that have not yet put to bed and i know that her husband is blessed to have such a good and beautiful woman.Rita is still single,sexy and just too beautiful and i will go 4 her.

We aint talking abt marital status. If that was the case, everyone would choose Rita. The fact is that Omotola is more beautiful than Rita. Rita is too in her own way, but Omotola surpasses her in every way.

Welcome Oju'go ... Nairalanders are the best people on earth...u'r sure gonna love it hurr.