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Car Talk / Re: Drive To Nigeria From The Uk / Europe by Funkstein(m): 1:36am On Jan 09, 2012
We just decided yesterday to get on and do it, so far 7 people are interested and seem sure to do something about it, you know how these things are,
By the way also bought an S8 mid last year ( S8 TRY ) 2002 with 20" alloys etc,
Car Talk / Re: Drive To Nigeria From The Uk / Europe by Funkstein(m): 11:29pm On Jan 08, 2012
Hey Siena
How bodi ? I was hoping you would be around soon, are you up for this ?
Car Talk / Re: Drive To Nigeria From The Uk / Europe by Funkstein(m): 6:30pm On Jan 08, 2012
It is on O!!!!! All interested parties should please come forward, planned date is July August this year,
all enquiries to orlandocruz@hotmail.co.uk
Car Talk / Re: Join The Ride From London To Lagos By Road by Funkstein(m): 6:28pm On Jan 08, 2012
It is on O!!!!! All interested parties should please come forward, planned date is July August this year,
all enquiries to orlandocruz@hotmail.co.uk
Car Talk / Re: Join The Ride From London To Lagos By Road by Funkstein(m): 3:41am On Dec 10, 2011
Maxtum, you dey crase, LOL

Tunde mail sent, cheers.
Properties / Re: Is There An Architect Who Can Help With This? by Funkstein(m): 2:30pm On Nov 11, 2011
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Autos / Re: Fg Increase Bar On Used Vehicles Aka Tokunbo- 15years Max by Funkstein(m): 12:15pm On Nov 11, 2011
LOL, Sienna I tire no be small O!!!!
Car Talk / Re: Join The Ride From London To Lagos By Road by Funkstein(m): 11:18pm On Nov 09, 2011
Thanks Ado OK, good advice there our people are not easy O!!!!!
Car Talk / Re: Join The Ride From London To Lagos By Road by Funkstein(m): 5:28pm On Oct 19, 2011
Omo Akerele, DecoTech, Siena and others, of course the trip has not taken place yet, but it will that is for sure, I have finally got hold of the Nigerian who did it in 1980 in a Ford Capri 3.0S no less, he reckoned 21 days, of course Africa was a totally different place then,
I am not hearing good things about Tamanrasset and the outskirts as Bandits will rob you of everything apparently, and that is from an Algerian Geologist friend who sometimes works in the area with heavy armed guards.
The Western Sahara is also a potential trouble spot as it appears it is virtually no man’s land and anything goes, hmmmm

Omo Akerele, you are truly one in a million for doing that trip on your own, the pics are amazing, and you slept on the roof of the car, Kudos to you my man, you deserve and award, I would love to hear about your amazing adventure in more detail, can you please send me your contact details if you don't mind me contacting you direct. And yes I am very much up for a drive down in a year’s time you can bet on that, my vehicle is ready and waiting, just need to change the clutch, lol

I attach a road map just to give others an idea of the routes involved,

Car Talk / Re: Join The Ride From London To Lagos By Road by Funkstein(m): 4:54pm On Oct 19, 2011
Road Map of Africa

Car Talk / Re: Join The Ride From London To Lagos By Road by Funkstein(m): 4:53pm On Oct 19, 2011
Omo Akerele, DecoTech, Siena and others, of course the trip has not taken place yet, but it will that is for sure, I have finally got hold of the Nigerian who did it in 1980 in a Ford Capri 3.0S no less, he reckoned 21 days, of course Africa was a totally different place then,
I am not hearing good things about Tamanrasset and the outskirts as Bandits will rob you of everything apparently, and that is from an Algerian Geologist friend who sometimes works in the area with heavy armed guards.
The Western Sahara is also a potential trouble spot as it appears it is virtually no man’s land and anything goes, hmmmm

Omo Akerele, you are truly one in a million for doing that trip on your own, the pics are amazing, and you slept on the roof of the car, Kudos to you my man, you deserve and award, I would love to hear about your amazing adventure in more detail, can you please send me your contact details if you don't mind me contacting you direct. And yes I am very much up for a drive down in a year’s time you can bet on that, my vehicle is ready and waiting, just need to change the clutch, lol

I attach a road map just to give others an idea of the routes involved,
Properties / Wanted - Serviced Apartment For 3 Weeks This August by Funkstein(m): 11:46pm On Mar 14, 2010
WANTED - SERVICED AND FURNISHED APARTMENT, 2 OR 3 BEDROOMS IN LAGOS FROM APRIL2nd for 3 weeks.

Please send details together with relevant phone numbers and email address.
Autos / Re: Clean Golf 1 Needed @ Benin City. by Funkstein(m): 1:00am On Jan 29, 2010
I would go for a Mk2 1.3 or 1.6 as they are one of the simplest cars out there and whilst some would argue that they might not be as reliable as a Japanese car, I find the older low tech carburettored VW's to be extremely rugged, very easy to work on, cheaper spare parts and with much stronger bodywork than any Japanese car.  Just the kind of car that would be suitable for use as a cheap taxi.
You can also buy a very good Toks for 250-300K you will have trouble finding a serviceable Japanese car for that.
I would argue that a Mk2 Golf has got to be one of the best value for money fit for purpose cars, you can buy in Naija today, and as Calabaman rightly put it the Audi 80 1986 - 1990 carburettor model is the next best alternative you can buy a very good Toks for about 300-350K, but beware body parts are considerably more expensive than the Golf.
Romance / Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Funkstein(m): 7:18pm On Jan 24, 2010
davidif:

I will flog the living daylights out of them.


Proverbs 23:13-14 (King James Version)

13Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.


LMBAOTTM. . . . . . . . . .

Now those are the two most sensible quotations I have ever seen from the book, I can just imagine quoting them as the licks rained down on them. . . . . .

LOL
Religion / Re: Is It Proper To Label Pastors As Crooks? by Funkstein(m): 5:34pm On Jan 24, 2010
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Religion / Re: Voodoo: Do You Believe In It? by Funkstein(m): 5:30pm On Jan 24, 2010
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Religion / Re: Voodoo: Do You Believe In It? by Funkstein(m): 5:28pm On Jan 24, 2010
dolldagg:

I belive in voodoo and dont think that "it" is evil at all . "Evil" or "Good" comes fromt he person that practices , this goes for anything , merely being alive could be considered evil. voodoo is an ancient religion (older than christianity) and i do see it as the religion of the african people, since it started in West Africa and only got to Haiti by the slave trade. the only reason that christianity is considered "better" than voodoo is because of the slave trade. Honestly, i think that africa could have been saved the abuse and torment and lived on happily practicing it's own faith , rather than having christianity shoved down it's throat. The only reason that i remain a catholic is that it is (for the most part) peaceful, but i still do beilive that voodoo is a great source of healing and guidance .

xoxox
dolldagg

I agree with dolldagg 100%, just as there is good and evil in your average Naija church.
Voodun, Voodoo or whatever it is called all around the Diaspora is essentially a religion where the ancestors are venerated; the laws of nature are harnessed in respect of various deities whilst at the same time the belief in the almighty is propagated.
A typical example of this belief that like it or not is part of our psyche, is the pouring of libation on a new car for example, our parents took this ritual very seriously and protection was sought from our ancestors, so like it or not most of us have partaken in this practice at some time in our life.
An interesting article can be found here on the validity of these ATR African traditional beliefs from the Vatican’s viewpoint
http://segundawodu.com/evbayiro2.htm
This statement by the Pope is widely circulated around the internet as any search will reveal.
My take on it is that there is good and evil in every aspect of our lives this is evident in all our religious practices be it Christianity, Islam or other traditional African religious concepts.
It is also my thinking that Africa would be a better place without the intervention of the White man and his religious beliefs.
As far as I am concerned the early Christian missionaries caused us untold grief, the effect of which our people are still reeling from around the world today, I will list just a microcosm of my thoughts below:
The early Christian missionaries paved the way for the slave trade, in fact in one way or the other the church was complicit in its perpetration throughout West Africa.
The concept of salvation only through Jesus Christ assumes that the African did not inherit the kingdom of heaven before the white man came to Africa forced his religion on us and saved our arses,  . . . . .  I find this notion fundamentally flawed on many levels.
The Church of England was openly racist in its treatment of early settlers from the Caribbean, it is widely known that they were turned away from church on account of their race, this led to the proliferation of Pentecostal churches in the UK that catered for the ethnic minorities who were disenfranchised by the Church of England.
I have often thought that there is a direct correlation between our country being the poorest, rich and morally corrupt country in the world and our fanatical adherence to Christianity, I would suggest that there are more churches per capita in Nigeria than anywhere else in the world as for Islam let us not even go there. . . . .
I always smile when I remember a standing joke between some of my friends in Naija which reminds us that before your average Naija attempts to rip you off, he reminds you he is a Christian.
Politics / Re: Resign Now, Obj Tells Yar’adua; Protest In Lagos by Funkstein(m): 3:35pm On Jan 24, 2010
hollandis:

My pastor just said obj will die this year.I am waiting for the prayer to turn into reality.

And you people are supposed to be Christians, this is a clear cut example of the evil that is left to run riot in your average church in Naija, what makes it even more astonishing is that he was st u pid enough to repeat it here. . . . . . .
Properties / Re: Urgent Advice Needed: Start Business Or Buy Land? by Funkstein(m): 1:33am On Jan 24, 2010
Personally as an Architect / developer, and petrolhead, I would put my money where my expertise lies, you need to be aware of your strengths and weaknesses, what kind of relevant experience do you have, what are your aspirations and where do you see yourself in the short / long term.

Going back to what I would do, I investigate the possibility of buying land for about 3m in a middle-income neighbourhood with the intention of building at least four small flats on it with another 3m plus additional funding from the banks using the land as collateral, in the hope that three of these flats would provide an income enough to pay off the loans, and allow me to live rent free in the fourth flat.
With the remaining 2.5m I would start importing cars, and vans, whilst filling them with other commodities for sale in Naija from the comfort of my newly built and worry free flat. . . . cool

I hope this and the other posts from Everwin and Blenheim give you an idea of just some of your options.

N.B. Do not be afraid of going into business partnership with other like minded and carefully vetted individuals in a similar position to yourself, this is one of the bug bears of small scale West African businesses, we tend to think in terms of me me me instead of us us us, oyinbo people forge business parterships all the time, infact I would suggest it is the mainstay of international business at every level.
Properties / Re: Urgent Advice Needed: Start Business Or Buy Land? by Funkstein(m): 1:05am On Jan 24, 2010
Blenheim:

As some posters have advised, I think it's better for you to split the money.

For real estate, 3- 4 million would get a plot of land with good title in a middle-income neighbourhood. You may wish to link up with @lawyer at the Properties section of Nairaland for assistance in this regard. Your rent payment indicates that you still have over a year to decide on your housing plans.

For the business, the balance of 4.5 - 5.5 million would kickstart your business operations even in your desired printing business. It might not be on the scale you initially envisioned, however, you may need minimal additional financial support from :

a.   A commercial bank
b.   An angel investor
c.   A venture capital or reputable financial institution

If you require a business advisory service for further consultancy, you can send a mail to blenheimresources@yahoo.com

All the best


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also good advice in my opinion, 2nd best so far
Properties / Re: Urgent Advice Needed: Start Business Or Buy Land? by Funkstein(m): 12:55am On Jan 24, 2010
EVERWIN:

First take a holiday, maybe abroad (europe). See everything from an other perspective.
Think, meditate and rethink.
Maybe you see something good to import to Naija. (I have some things)
Buy a sample of it and go back to naija.

Go to your village and buy farmland (use half million), employ there farmers (catfish, cassava,plantain)
Ask you're family and future wife inlaws what kind of small biz (hairdress, taxibus,market) they like, invest for maybe 8 people each N180000, for sure half of them going to fail you, but when even one succeed good, you're in biz. Stay on you're budget and don't let emotions carry you to give them more.
So you have land and food available and small source of income as backup.

Same time: Go to a good bank, don't say how much you have.
Open a Ltd. Start Import. Do everything officially, so you're going to qualify for many loans.

The things you buy abroad, you sell it double to customer in Naija.
Yourself put extra money on top like you sell it triple in the eyes of the bank, to get loan.
After doing this 3 à 6 months, ,naija bank freak out and offer you a loan or/and creditline (I know the do, so).

Employ you're father/mother/brother/sister that you trust on payroll and let them ask for loan or stand garanty for you.
You get loan for buying land at 2% and start building on credit.
Take the max. loans allowed and go inside more biz with it.
Like me, I like to borrow and borrow even when I have money, more money more biz possibilities and more profit.

Meantime your savings are used to generate many turnovers in your Ltd. Work together with real white europeans, not the fake libias or chinese.
Or work together inside a group with heavy famous bizpersons in naija.
And then stay alive in naija, becos friend/family/all the people want you're money and biz. Everyone want you then dead or alive and first like to scam you.

Let you're money roll in profitable investments again and again that you monitor personally, don't let it sleep in the bank, always ask the bank more loan to get more biz.




Good advice I think. . . . .
Romance / Re: Will You Marry A Call Girl For Any Reason? by Funkstein(m): 12:37am On Jan 24, 2010
Whilst I would have a problem with the deciet, if I had known from the get go that she was a call girl, with the emphasis on 'WAS' I would have no problem with marrying her afterall she is still human and na condition dey mek crayfish back bend.

To
Theblessed
A very insightful answer as always, more grease to ya elbow my dear. . . .
Politics / Re: Chinua Achebe - What Nigeria Means To Me by Funkstein(m): 12:26am On Jan 24, 2010
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I also do not buy into the argument that Yorubas are cowards. They are not cowards. Cunning maybe! Not entirely bad, if it's one's way of achieving a result especially in a basket case like Nigeria. Survival strategy you can call it.
I just think that Yorubas are not risk takers. They are overly cautious. While on the other side of the coin, Igbo people are big time risk takers, hence their success in business. I have seen my father while growing up, put everything we got to the last penny into a project that has 5% of success and still comes out smiling, with everyone biting their nails in suspense. That is a typical Igbo man way of life.
So it becomes an impossible, any marriage between the Yoruba/Igbo in any sort of union or country. It is not going to work.
They both have their ways of doing things and those two ways are too wide apart from each other.

With all due respect I think you are missing the point, by your own analysis the Yoruba's and Igbo's could be perfect partners with each of them tempering each others attitudes to life for better or for worse.
Politics / Re: Chinua Achebe - What Nigeria Means To Me by Funkstein(m): 12:19am On Jan 24, 2010
Eziachi:

. "You can't go all the way to the lands of the spirits to light your candle, only to extinguish on your return to the lands of the living".

I like that quote, who is it attributed to ?
Politics / Re: Chinua Achebe - What Nigeria Means To Me by Funkstein(m): 12:10am On Jan 24, 2010
aloy-emeka:


There is a wide gap between the southern and Northern psyche. Had Lord Lugard did his home work well, He should have known that Niger republic, Chad and Northerners together would have been a more prosperous trouble free nation while Southern Nigeria, Cameroun, Ghana and Benin Republic would have faired better. The marriage of Northh and South is akin to the marriage of Arabs and Jews in one nation.

That was the whole point, The British really did their homework well, it is called divide and rule if you are not familiar with the concept as it applies to Nigeria and West Africa as a whole I will explain in detail.

[/quote]There is no honor in killing. The igbos in the South East can as well kill your people out of the blues, but they chose not to so that because they are not barbaric like the Northerners.
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I agree with you there, it amazes me that the Igbo's have not wiped out all the Hausa's in Igboland, you must be right about this. cool
Travel / Re: Beautiful Calabar In Pictures by Funkstein(m): 9:38pm On Jan 22, 2010
I think the photos of the other hotels speak for themselves, from the cheap tacky up lighters to the garish frumpy Chinese rugs, the Metropolitan Hotel is still the best in town, pure class, a proper 8/9 storey hotel of international standards and pedigree, newly refurbished with an interior design not out of place in a 3/4 star hotel in the west, Amber Tinapa is probably second best, and is really a western 2/3 star hotel run by a South African hotel group, and so I know where I will be spending my money it might be in a more picturesque location but the Metro is right in the middle of Calabar town which is hardly tatty. Besides look out for special offers in the Metro you can get up to 40% discount off the room rates in Jan / Feb.
Travel / Re: WARNING!!!!: Everyone Please Ignore The Poster: NORDICRACE by Funkstein(m): 12:47am On Jan 22, 2010
Come O Dis Guy, una no fit delete this Nordic twa.ts profile and block his i.p address
Autos / Re: Clean Golf 1 Needed @ Benin City. by Funkstein(m): 12:45am On Jan 22, 2010
calabaman:

I think u mean golf 2, Popularly called purewater golf at one tym in benin, Golf 1 is a classic just lyk sayin u nid a peugeot 404
Actually the MK1 golf was made up till 1983 with some registered as late as 1984, so whilst the GTi's are regarded as Modern Classics you can still buy a basic Naija friendly 4dr Golf 1 for 500Euros in Germany whilst the 404 was last assembled even in Naija in 1977 (OK 1991 in Kenya) or so 2 years after the Mk1 was introduced.
However it would be more prudent to buy the later Mk2 which is slightly larger and even cheaper.
Autos / Santa Pod by Funkstein(m): 12:09am On Jan 22, 2010
Have any of my people been to the Pod and raced their cars, if you have tell us about it, what kind of times have you posted ?
If you haven't would you like to go along with like minded people ?
Travel / Re: WARNING!!!!: Everyone Please Ignore The Poster: NORDICRACE by Funkstein(m): 12:03am On Jan 22, 2010
Dis Guy:

how can a black person be racist when he is a minority anyway undecided
I was going to report you to the moderators for asking stupid questions but then I checked your status. . . . oops!
Travel / Re: WARNING!!!!: Everyone Please Ignore The Poster: NORDICRACE by Funkstein(m): 11:52pm On Jan 21, 2010
By the way I just did a quick search and came up with this, it gives an interesting insight into the minds of the 99% down to the 1% racist white man,  cool and how it influences his disposition towards us
Travel / Re: WARNING!!!!: Everyone Please Ignore The Poster: NORDICRACE by Funkstein(m): 11:35pm On Jan 21, 2010
Dis Guy:

what?

Have you been to or lived in nigeria? heard of Rwanda?

Dear, dear, dear, we are talking about racism here, boy o boy

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