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Politics / Re: Once Again, The Yorubas Are Sowing A Dangerous Seed by Funkyswagzz(m): 8:14am
OredoPikin:
If the Yoruba have not learned from the politics of bitterness they previously engaged in, which is now coming back to hurt them, it is quite unfortunate.

The attempt by some Yoruba individuals to defend the failures of Tinubu's government is misguided; they are merely planting seeds that will bear fruit as they did during the GEJ era. Tinubu will be president for at least the next four years, so it would be more prudent to observe how things unfold rather than defending his shortcomings and attacking those who criticize the government's failings.

In contrast, the Hausas have demonstrated political maturity by neither defending nor attacking Buhari's government, instead allowing those who wish to criticize it to do so.

When Tinubu's administration eventually ends and another government takes power, regardless of its nature, the Yoruba may find themselves unable to speak out or protest effectively, due to the political dynamics shaped by their current actions.

Those people you talk about really don't care. An African man is an enemy to himself and the whites knew this... More reason they took advantage of us cos we are weak as a group. As far as an African man continue to take advantage of his fellow African man the white will always find the loophole to explore us and keep us poor. This is the foundation of Nigeria's problem

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Politics / Re: Future Of Nigerians Mortgaged By Tinubu, Family – Atiku by Funkyswagzz(m): 7:38am
Deziwealth:

It takes a very known and popular fool like OBI and the madman who advised him to go for presidency,to think another person is a fool like themselves grin grin

🧐🧐🙆🙆🚑🚑🚑🚑
Politics / Re: Nigeria, A Collateral Damage, Says Burna Boy by Funkyswagzz(m): 6:36am
Kushites:


Don't mind these stupid Nigerians.

Miserable idiots.

Somebody from Rivers or Enugu will be moaning about ''NIGERIA'', meanwhile his state governor is banking their monthly allocation, and buying mansions in America.

But no. The problem is not the governor and his thieving state colleagues.

The problem is ''NIGERIA''.

People in SOKOTO.

''NIGERIA'' made your state governor, who you all trooped out to vote for, to loot your state funds.

IDIOTS.

BURNA SHOULD GO AND FCK HIMSELF.

TODAY, over 60% of national revenues are shared out to the STATES.

They are richer than the FG.

The states are largely autonomous now.

They can generate their own electricity.

Harness their own resources.

Zamfara state today is harnessing its gold, and has gold mines where anybody can go and do business.

I saw an Igbo man there doing gold business freely.

Lagos state is building railway lines everywhere.

What is stopping each state from doing the same and harnessing their resources to generate more revenue?

NOTHING.

But these IDIOTS will ignore their useless state governments to blame ''NIGERIA'' for all their problems.

USELESS THINGS..


No na council chairman be the problem of Nigeria ozuo.
Politics / Re: Benin Republic, Niger Enjoy Smuggled Fuel As Nigerians Keep Vigil For Petrol by Funkyswagzz(m): 5:39am
Fuel subsidy is gone😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

If you are supporting this man you must be the most f**lish person on earth

How many times have you heard reno criticise tinubu?

So what is the essence of the suffering you going through when others are enjoying cheap fuel?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Returns To France After Swearing-in Kudirat Kekere-Ekun As Acting CJN by Funkyswagzz(m): 11:52pm On Aug 23
Nigeria is a joke

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Politics / Re: Future Of Nigerians Mortgaged By Tinubu, Family – Atiku by Funkyswagzz(m): 10:30pm On Aug 23
Deziwealth:

Broke man don accept his brokenss grin cheesy

Lol such a fool

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Politics / Re: Future Of Nigerians Mortgaged By Tinubu, Family – Atiku by Funkyswagzz(m): 5:29pm On Aug 23
Deziwealth:

Only a broke ass nigga knows one cool

Abeg shut up

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Food / Re: Plantain Of ₦2,000 In Aba (Photo) by Funkyswagzz(m): 3:29pm On Aug 23
I thought they said prices are dropping abi na for social media e dey happen.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen In Military Uniform Kill 3 Persons & 100 Cows In Kaduna by Funkyswagzz(m): 10:19am On Aug 23
I have a feeling all these things happening in Nigeria the west is involved in it

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Politics / Re: Future Of Nigerians Mortgaged By Tinubu, Family – Atiku by Funkyswagzz(m): 9:29am On Aug 23
Deziwealth:

I'll feed the Boss paying your salary, have you sold your second son for food?

This is how you know people that are broke they always say what they can't do. Empty barrel makes the loudest noise

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Politics / Re: Future Of Nigerians Mortgaged By Tinubu, Family – Atiku by Funkyswagzz(m): 6:43am On Aug 23
Deziwealth:

Photoshop by an Igbo foolish man grin

I'm sorry for you cos you have no shame. Are you this jobless that you are switching from one account to the other. When they tell you to find a legit work you prefer to mine skulls for money rituals or look for who to chase out of Lagos. Never seen a tribe so lazy and wicked like you.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Declares Yahaya Bello A Fugitive, Orders Arrest On Sight by Funkyswagzz(m): 10:00pm On Aug 22
Can these people stop disturbing us with yahaya Bello case.

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Business / Re: Oando PLC Acquires Nigerian Agip Oil Company For $783 Million by Funkyswagzz(m): 9:58pm On Aug 22
Basicend:
Please sir, where did Oando get that kind of money from. . Am just tired of all these Nigerian politicians. Hmm.

Just like how Dangote got about $20 billion to build a refinery in Lagos in addition to many other businesses he is pulling at same time.

All the money spent was through loan
Politics / Oando PLC Completes Acquisition Of Nigerian Agip Oil Company For $783 Million by Funkyswagzz(m): 6:38pm On Aug 22
Oando PLC has successfully completed its acquisition of the Nigerian Agip Oil Company (NAOC) from Italian energy giant Eni for a total consideration of $783 million.

The company confirmed via a press release that the deal has been completed representing a significant milestone in Oando’s long-term strategy. The transaction includes reimbursement and consideration for the asset.

The acquisition is expected to solidify Oando’s position in Nigeria’s oil and gas sector, enhancing its operational footprint and expanding its upstream capabilities.

Recall Italian Oil Major, Eni, reported it had received the approval of the Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC) to sell its unit, Nigerian Agip Oil Company (NAOC), to Oando.

Eni said NAOC focuses on onshore oil and gas exploration and production as well as power generation in Nigeria.

The Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC) had also announced that Oando PLC completed the acquisition of 100% shares of Nigerian Agip Oil Company Limited (NAOC Ltd).

NUPRC Chief Executive, Engineer Gbenga Komolafe disclosed in July that Oando Plc a leading indigenous energy solutions provider has completed its divestment agreement with ENI for the acquisition of 100% of the shares of Nigerian Agip Oil Company Limited (NAOC Ltd).

Key Transaction Details
Increased Stake in Key Oil Blocks: The acquisition boosts Oando’s participating interest in Oil Mining Leases (OMLs) 60, 61, 62, and 63 from 20% to 40%. This expands Oando’s ownership in all NEPL/NAOC/OOL Joint Venture assets, encompassing 40 discovered oil and gas fields, of which 24 are currently producing.

Enhanced Infrastructure Ownership: Oando now has a stake in vital infrastructure, including approximately 1,490 km of pipelines, three gas processing plants, the Brass River Oil Terminal, and the KwaleOkpai power plants (960MW capacity). This acquisition further strengthens the company’s infrastructure footprint in Nigeria.

Significant Increase in Reserves: Oando’s total reserves have jumped from 505.6 million barrels of oil equivalent (MMboe) to over 1 billion barrels, representing a 98% increase based on 2022 reserve estimates.

Immediate Cash Flow Impact: The transaction is expected to be immediately cash generative, significantly enhancing Oando’s financial position and cash flows.

https://nairametrics.com/2024/08/22/oando-plc-acquires-nigerian-agip-oil-company-for-783-million/

Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Massively Unfollow American Singer, Enisa For "Betrayal" by Funkyswagzz(m): 6:20pm On Aug 22
Ejehhhh:
Na Peter obi supporter na. What do you expect

You still carry politics enta here
Politics / Re: Future Of Nigerians Mortgaged By Tinubu, Family – Atiku by Funkyswagzz(m): 3:41pm On Aug 22
Deziwealth:

It's obvious you're irrelevant in the scheme of things

Lol look to sound like you know you talking about. Dumb fvck you that is relevant look at how far you've come Fool!!

Politics / Re: Sokoto Bandits Release Kabir Isa After Collecting Ransom by Funkyswagzz(m): 12:30pm On Aug 22
It's the audacity for me
Politics / Re: Future Of Nigerians Mortgaged By Tinubu, Family – Atiku by Funkyswagzz(m): 12:16pm On Aug 22
Deziwealth:
The Way BITTER GRIEVING OBI mortgaged anambras' people destiny making it the poorest in Nigeria, also how you stole money that could feed Nigeria for 400 years..

Bloody hypocrites.. PDP ruined Nigeria

So because Peter obi mortgaged the future of Anambra so therefore it's right for tinubu to mortgage the future of Nigerians. You can imagine this fish brain saying pdp destroyed Nigeria. People like you should be forced into a pit toilet, allow you to suffocate and die there. Your brain is totally irrelevant such a waste

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Car Talk / Re: Lanre Shittu Motors Unveils CNG Buses, Mobile Refilling Facility by Funkyswagzz(m): 7:05am On Aug 22
Is Lagos the only state in Nigeria..

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Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel Being Sold In Your Area And The Queues? by Funkyswagzz(m): 3:01pm On Aug 21
misransome:
You're happy that Nigeria economy is ruined. Why are you happy with negative things

Lol what are we suppose to do cry. Just put your brain the toilet and flush it cos it's useless. Enjoy the rubbish you voted for mumu

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Politics / Re: Rain, Lightning, Thunderstorms Caused Petrol Scarcity: NNPC by Funkyswagzz(m): 1:43pm On Aug 21
So this was the renewed hope tinubu was talking about😂😂 BATstards are the most foolish people on earth
Business / Re: Naira Down To N1,600/$ In Parallel Market by Funkyswagzz(m): 11:33am On Aug 21
I'm tired of this government no hope of the economy getting better
Politics / Re: Remember When Obi Donated Patrol Vehicles To The Army by Funkyswagzz(m): 8:52am On Aug 21
Mynd44:
The vehicles were donated from the account of the Anambra state government not from "his pocket" as stated by the OP.

It is commendable though as security agencies deserve all the support they can get

Anything done by the government is always from the state funds no one is disputing that but for the fact that some people are bent to make Peter obi look like the most horrible person you can find in the world is absolutely absurd

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Travel / Re: The World's Least Livable Cities In 2024. by Funkyswagzz(m): 8:36am On Aug 21
Kyiv for real
Career / Re: British Army Begins Recruitment For Nigerians, Others by Funkyswagzz(m): 6:35am On Aug 21
Lol this is funny at all level. The British is exploring Nigeria without any obstruction. Are you really sure nigeria got there independence in 1960

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Politics / Re: FG Begins Disbursement Of ₦‎200 Billion To 75 Big Firms, MSMEs by Funkyswagzz(m): 5:31am On Aug 21
nurey:
Inflation, low purchasing power of the buyers and the cost of goods and services no go make person collect loan.

People are seriously cutting down on spending and to sell goods now is a big problem

But

Agriculture is life grin people must eat even when they riot.

My dear talking loan is very dangerous cos of high interest rate and slow pace on sales. It's better to invest in real estate

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Politics / Re: It Is Not Subsidy: NNPC Explains Why It Sells Fuel Lower Than Landing Cost by Funkyswagzz(m): 5:12am On Aug 21
Who is deceiving who. Even helinues can't defend this one, the coward is hiding for now

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Politics / Re: Africa's Smartest People, 2024 by Funkyswagzz(m): 7:59pm On Aug 20
No wonder our politicians dey our brain to soak garri.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US President Still Using 34-Year-Old Plane But Nigeria Abandoned 19-Year-Old by Funkyswagzz(m): 4:45pm On Aug 20
CyrusVI:
Irrelevant comparison from an irrlevant group

Since when did we start comparing every single act of our Govt to that of the U.S

Even in cases where our FG fared better, negativists would still call it propaganda

Nigeria is a sovereign Nation for godsake

You go cry blood hehe. You think it's easy to defend corrupt
Travel / Re: How Much Is Enough To Relocate From Nigeria To Ghana by Funkyswagzz(m): 2:58pm On Aug 20
Why would anyone think of going to Ghana what exactly are you going there to do?

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Politics / Re: Just In: EFCC Appeal Allowed, Yahaya Bello Ordered To Face Trial by Funkyswagzz(m): 2:48pm On Aug 20
This yahaya Bello's case might last for 2yrs while the guy is out there enjoying his life. Someone who paid the school fees of his children in advance what else does he need worry about if not there provision and other minor stuff.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Panel, Dangote Refinery Agree On Sept Petrol Rollout by Funkyswagzz(m): 2:28pm On Aug 20
Ikaeniyan0:
It's no more August again grin

I know someone at the Dangote refinery, he said the refinery will start working in 2027

Honestly I don't understand this country anymore.

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