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Career / Re: Airtel Did Not Sack Workers. Their Side Of The Story ! by FUNMZIE(f): 2:19pm On Oct 05, 2011
This is such a terrible lie and i dont expect people to believe in this silly response of defending themselves. So Airtel is denying its staff who uses Airtel ID card and work in Airtel branded offices? Is Bezeleel, HR Index and CCSNL not recruiting people as Airtel staff though it is a contract job?

This yeye Indian people can not be treating us as slaves in our own country. angry
Romance / Re: Would You Attend An Ex's Wedding? by FUNMZIE(f): 5:46pm On Feb 08, 2010
I can attend. I don't think it is the best, to attend. after all if I attend or not they will be joined so why put myself through unnecessary stress. I wish them good luck from my heart and hope for the best for them. undecided
Politics / Re: As Yu Sel Yusef, Na So Di Wol Go Bai Yu by FUNMZIE(f): 8:01pm On Jan 08, 2010
@ Jarus
I do not know the source. A friend sent it to me and I felt I should share.
Thanks anyway
Politics / As Yu Sel Yusef, Na So Di Wol Go Bai Yu by FUNMZIE(f): 7:18pm On Jan 08, 2010
As Yu Sel  Yusef, Na So Di Wol Go Bai Yu


There is a lot of wahala as a result of the foolish attempt of a spoiled Nigerian boy to blow up an airliner on its way to Detroit. This has provoked a serious and sustained effort by the US and European authorities to prevent such a thing from happening again so they have established strict controls over Nigerians travelling through their airports. In the Caribbean this is called ‘under heavy manners ’(like the reggae song by  Prince Far 1.). The authorities are clamping down on Nigerian travellers; forcing the good and the innocent into the same routines as the guilty and the conspiratorial. This has outraged many in Nigeria and they have made complaints and sent delegations to the US Embassy to register their protests.
This has provoked bewilderment on the part of the US authorities; bewilderment at how the Nigerians see themselves as opposed to how the world sees Nigerians.  The US has had nothing but trouble tying to establish a mature relationship with the Nigerian authorities for years. In the recent lawsuits with Halliburton, Siemens, ‘Dollar Bill’ Jefferson to name a few the Nigerian authorities have refused to assist the US in its prosecutions even though there is an agreed protocol to do so and some of the key perpetrators are prominent Nigerian officials. The Nigerian Attorney-General has blocked these prosecutions, lied and misled investigators and has done everything in his power to frustrate justice. He has done the same with the Ibori cases in the UK.
There is no one to talk to at the Embassy in Washington. There is no ambassador. The last one was sent back because his son was allegedly involved in a gang-rape in Maryland. His predecessor was recalled because of outrageous racial remarks which offended everyone. The one before is under indictment for selling embassy property and personal  involvement in the Jefferson case. To whom should the US address its complaints? Should it contact Nigeria’s President who has been in medical purdah for over a month’ the Black Pimpernel of Katsina who signs budgets without assuming material form?
When teams of investigators rushed to Nigeria to follow up leads on the bomber’s trail of contacts they were met with hostility and stonewalled by Nigerian security and legal representatives. Now Maduekwe, the Foreign Minister, has read a demarche to Ambassador Robin Sanders complaining that the US actions against Nigerians are too harsh. This is preposterous. However Nigerians may see themselves they are viewed differently abroad. There are few jails anywhere in the world which don’t host Nigerian drug mules. The 419 scandals are indelibly etched on the minds of their potential victims. Yet these same 419ers are invited to Nigerian embassy functions and given the legitimacy afforded by introductions made by Nigerian officials and ambassadors. Just this week the US petitioned the Nigerians for more information on Alhaji Buruji Kashamu who is a drug baron and fugitive from the US as well as being the Godfather of Ogun State. No assistance has yet been given.
Nigeria says that it not a terrorist state and doesn’t harbour terrorists. For the rest of the world the Nigerian Taliban, Boko Haram and the periodic slaughter of Christians and Muslims in Plateau give a different picture; as does the spread of Sharia Law. What would make a foreigner, with only a marginal knowledge and interest in Nigeria,  believe that all of the above aren’t just true but general?
One of the additional reasons for the US concern and imposition of ‘heavy manners’ on Nigerian travel  is the deep embarrassment at its own poor performance in developing relations with Nigeria. The problems of US-Nigerian relations are tainted from the US side as well. For years the US has been sending diplomats (with the exception of John Campbell) who have been chosen on a different merit system than that used in other parts of the world. When Bill Clinton became President he took US African policy and delivered it to the US Black Congressional Caucus; Congressmen and Senators who were Black Americans. They were the sounding board for US policy and people like Andy Young, Obasanjo’s business partner in properties in Florida and in oil concessions, took on a guiding role. The ambassadorships were reserved for Black Americans, mainly because they were black and not exclusively on their talents. This was carried on by George Bush, who also liked the easy life. However, Condoleeza Rice took a direct role in this by introducing into the process some of her female graduate students at Stanford and girlfriends into key ambassadorships. These black women are scattered across US embassies in Africa. One made it to the UN.
There is nothing inherently wrong in choosing black Americans for these posts, or female black Americans in particular, except for the fact that they are not highly regarded in Africa. In country after country I have been asked why the US is sending the children of slaves to deal with them. They say they are successful politicians; they run countries, oil industries, complex economies. They consider that, to a large degree, despite civil rights, US black people are still second-class citizens; not in terms of politics, but in economics. That is there are very few who control the giant multinational corporations, banks, insurance companies, defence suppliers, etc. with whom they wish to establish close relations. Somehow these African leaders are not convinced that the black political appointees will deliver these relationships for them. They expressed the hope that with Barack Obama as President that he might dispense with political correctness and appoint ambassadors who could open doors for them.
That is part of the US dilemma in dealing with the current crisis. It has been made clear to them that they were asleep at the switch. They didn’t insist on establishing a mature relationship with Nigerian politicians; they were satisfied to hear reports from ambassadors who were searching out their ‘roots’; wearing dreadlocks as a sign of their solidarity. They were embarrassed to find that the visa section in Lagos was selling visas at $1,500 each without regard to watch lists or terrorist bulletins. There was enough embarrassment to go around on all sides.
Perhaps this will lead to establishing a better long term relationship between the two countries. When Nigeria finally has a working president and an Attorney General who feels some loyalty to the rule of law, and when the US has some professional diplomats in post a new beginning can be made in the relationship. It would be a pity if this did not happen.

  Gary K.
Romance / Re: Can Long Distance Relationships Really Work Out? by FUNMZIE(f): 4:02pm On Nov 17, 2009
Long distance relationship really works out fine. But not for all. it takes alot of sacrifices, trust nd guts.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Newspapers Are Waste Of Money by FUNMZIE(f): 6:38pm On Nov 13, 2009
I buy four newspapers everyday, not because I get first hand info in them or I enjoy reading dem, but because someone has to buy them for salaries to be paid and for some families and some individuals to survive. A way of giving back to the society, maybe?
Romance / Re: I Have A Question For D Ladies by FUNMZIE(f): 6:05pm On Nov 13, 2009
holy JESUS!!!!
I wont ask him. I will at first be glad and later hav a second thout about it but will deal wit it by appreciating him. But then I belive men like dat may still exist, though v.few. I definately wont discuss it wit friends or colleagues cuz they will make me go nuts about it by making it an issue.
If he is deciving me, i.e mayb he is impotent; den he has dug his own grave
Politics / Re: We Are Sorry, We Lied: By Nigerians In Diaspora. by FUNMZIE(f): 5:46pm On Nov 13, 2009
shocked
If really U lied, U are 4given, afterall most Nigerians are liars. It's like a liar begging a liar for forgiveness for lyinig: birds of a feather, flock together 'in this forum'
Education / Re: My Story From Grass To Grace. by FUNMZIE(f): 1:37pm On Nov 11, 2009
interesting story,
Romance / Re: Her Fiance Is Gay. Should I Do Amebo? by FUNMZIE(f): 1:16pm On Nov 11, 2009
@ poster
Mind your business oooooooooooooooooo
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Is Double Dating Fun Or Trouble? by FUNMZIE(f): 1:05pm On Nov 11, 2009
@ poster
If U had asked 'Wrong or Rght?' I would have said absolutely WRONG!!!

but fun or trouble? then absolutely TROUBLE+Bleep
Business / Re: CBN Moves To Return ETB To Adenuga by FUNMZIE(f): 10:31am On Nov 06, 2009
NAIJA! IBB in action I believe  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Why Do Good Girls Always Fall In Love With Bad Guys? by FUNMZIE(f): 4:57pm On Nov 05, 2009
To balance the equation
Literature / Re: How Can I Improve My Writing Skills? by FUNMZIE(f): 10:03pm On Nov 01, 2009
Read lots of good materials that make use of correct English . always practise by writing down what uve read and think. When writing follow the format of:

-INTRODUCTION
-BODY OF ESSAY OR WRITING
-CONCLUSION

Separate your ideas in paragraphs, avoid using ambiguous words which u are not familiar with the accurate meaning,

enof teaching 4 now lipsrsealed

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