I'm still trying to figure out how He/she emerged as the most beautiful girl...

Wonders they say shall ever continue...

Exactly my question too...

Sambam104:
Which one be level 3 again

Hehehehe...
Not funny

omenka
post=116055689:
Watch "Obidients" get pissed about this news. They find it so hard concealing their thinly veiled ipobic machinations.

May God continue to bless my dear fatherland and grant her victory against all her enemies.



Edit.

I arrived late. They're already doing so. So darn predictable!!

By the way, they ve dropped another bomb/lie. Obidients are ipob, ipob are Obidients. Lies and propaganda, their regular trademark.

You don't mean it?...
I guess you witnessed the spitting...

LonelyLucifer:
I somehow find this Buju guy annoying.... Especially after he spat on a police officer face.

Stupid woke generation.

Aswear, need some elaboration too...

seunmsg:


Who can explain the bolded extract? I don’t understand!

OP should provide credible source though.

You just did...

duro4chang:
They are coming here to Blame Tinubu for this.

Sorry for all you went through.
Kindly refund the money mistakenly credited to you. I'm sure your new believe does not encourage keeping what's not yours.

Beosten:
In my formative years, we were three fiery brothers practising Christianity in Iwo town -- two of us very poor, but with strange will to survive. After secondary education and with nothing to live for, first among us was a talented beggar. As the second guy, my mother is late, and my father's whereabout was unknown. So, the first guy and I were living in one of the three houses I knew belonged to the father of the 3rd guy, but the father didn't care about the 3rd guy, though. The first guy is a genius in gathering monies through request for "urgent 2k" -- we lived on this for years.

Miraculously, I and the 3rd guy obtained degrees in science and administration respectively; the first guy obtained a degree in theology and became the chaplain of a university Chapel.

But those days as a fiery Christian, I lost 40% of my hearing. The last time I visited the first guy of a chaplain, he needed me to source urgent 5k for him. Just this morning, the 3rd guy called me that he has bone fractures and is receiving treatment at the Ogbomosho general hospital. He needs money at least for feeding, but none is forthcoming. Let me add that the first guy is in Baptist, I was in Winners Chapel while the 3rd guy is a Mountain of Fire adherent.

Then I joined the ministry in Winners Chapel. Oratory is still my best physical gift -- those in Winners Chapel Adeeke, Iwo in 2005 will remember me by the name Yinka. I had studied the scriptures from "paali to paali"; prayer sessions I handled those days looked like wartime events. While in the university, I was sent to pastor a new church in another town and did so successfully. But when I started full-time ministry, what you would usually call hosts of hell came banging at my door. They would tell me what would happen the following day and they would come to pass. They would tell me Mr A was at my door while I was still sleeping by 6:30am and that would be so.

Later, those spirits told me why I am on earth, and if I neglect my path, I would regret being born. They said I'm a Babalawo by design. I quickly went on overdrive binding "thoughts that may setup their selves against God's knowledge and every disobedience..." Then I would hear strange laughter of a group of persons suggesting the spirits were many. Then I traveled to see a primary school mate who is making waves as a general overseer of a church. All his prayers or deliverance made no difference.

Then voices started threatening me and commanded me to go to a village whose name I never heard hitherto saying that someone is waiting for me there. I googled the name of the town and I found it. I went there because previous messages didn't fail. I met the person and the priestess gave a stern warning that refusing to work for the gods would be a deadly decision. I accepted the calling right away.

But divination is not that easy to learn. I know someone who spent eight years on it. I became a pro within five months by some rare twists of events and within nine months, I became a full-blown Babalawo.

I'm tempted to say that Christians practice something different from what the Bible taught me. In 2020, my daughter was on life support at Bowen University Teaching Hospital, Ogbomosho. The bills were clearly beyond what my 50k salary could handle. I requested for help from the church hierarchy by calling the district pastor, and he said I should follow a correct route in channelling my request. I replied that I first of all called the area pastor who directed me and gave me his number to call. The district pastor started sounding offensive. That was why I came to nairaland and made a thread for help.

https://www.nairaland.com/5637056/meconium-aspiration-syndrome-baby

A nairalander sent a huge amount of money to me in the following thread to clear hospital bills.

https://www.nairaland.com/5641659/leave-patient-hospital-because-lack#86385594

I tendered a resignation letter in Winners Chapel in 2021 with two weeks notice. Before the notice elapsed and till today, I never heard anything from them about my resignation. But when the district church mistakenly paid a sum of money into my bank account after I had left (that money ought to be sent to the current pastor of the church) I told the accountant and he asked me to refund it immediately. While working there, I never had any history of misconduct. They treated me as though I never existed; that action reduced me to a new low, lower than the basest of animals...

The following advice is indispensable: life is not all about money; you're here on a certain assignment.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=5277426729005304&id=100002140864850

Says a false prophet...

FalseProphet1:
I see wike becoming politically irrelevant after 2023.

This I have seen.

You that talks like a man. How far? Wetin come out for this your talk?...

Malory:
You have no option Mr talkative. You talk like a woman

How did this make the front page
Old News

dedons:
The video which went viral majorly to mock the singing ladies is not in vain.

Men are already arguing over some of the ladies.

See the caption below as obtained from a Facebook page.

Bro, I think you're just catching cruise.
Nothing of such ever happened...

VictorUSA:
This was the message I sent to my uncle who lives in America and he sent me just N30,000.

"Good morning uncle...I first of all appreciate your previous assistance.But I want to tell you that it's not enough.I'm 19 and jobless, but I really need money.I would appreciate anything that comes from you."

Keep "Learnting" Honourable...

wolesmile:
I learnt PMB has endorsed BAT.

All these politricking is to create chance to conveniently convince the delegates to vote for him.


Jagaban all the way!!!

It seems you have more information than Reno Omokri.
Now, the question is "who should Nigerians believe?"

abc115:
You are covering ground for GEJ.

GEJ was approached.

He agreed...but wanted consensus, backing and anointing of President Buhari that was why he visited APC Chairman.

PDP Miscreants and wailers were confused, obtained BMC forms... suddenly stopped criticism of APC.

President Buhari said, he is not a Pastor and has no Anointing Oil.

GEJ backed out

You donminit...

Plassman:
Is it really suppose to be so?

U don't minit?...

balanceofterror1
post=111845602:

In your own opinion, please who is the right candidate to fix Nigeria?...

DontBullshitMe:
I have a very big problem with Osibanjo's declaration.

The declaration for Presidency by Osibanjo is borne out of nothing but greediness. C'mon, this man has been in Aso rock for almost 7 years and spent about 1 of it being the President.

Isn't it obvious to him that Nigeria is fundamentally unfixable. To fix Nigeria, there are some harsh, unpopular policies that need to be executed and promoted nationwide. One of them is : to aggressively slow down population growth. Another is : coming to realization that Nigeria is not a very rich country, and taking active steps to foster industrialization so that taxation can be more aggressive.

Osibanjo himself knows he can't fix Nigeria, who is he deceiving?

A person who has never held any position of authority in Aso rock can still pardoned for thinking they can fix Nigeria on the basis of ignorance.

congrats to her

MirJay:
God sees my heart that I really don't want to insult Osibanjo cos he is a pastor but oh Lord I can't take it anymore.

Mr Osibanjo your Father there!!!

Lol...

Pictures or I dont believit...

[b]It was gathered that the journalist had approached Davido for an interview, but with just few steps to getting to where the singer was, the journalist was dragged by his bodyguard and punched.


Just like dat..
Abeg tel us a better lie...

C ur life @Op

Who says the Americans don't condemn the actions and inactions of their citizens?...
Baba research... Dont say what you dont know...

Abujalal:
No Matter How Bad The Americans Are, They Always Remain United Without Condeming Their Country. When Are We Going To Learn?

I don't understand.
Always the first to comment...
Do u even read b4 commenting?...
Abeg Abeg leave ftc for us atleast once...
Haba make we too feel as e b to b ftc...

post=69498516:
We thought we are going to see the name "Alex Reports for Delta State House of Assembly" !

Third to comment...
Finally getting there ..

True talk..
Your message should also be passed to your President bullhary...

AHCB:
And they went to the mosque? Why am I not surprise. I see the people who call themselves politicians will do anything to get elected/re-elected. Imagine Samuel Ortom, who is owing almost 11 months salary is defecting and seeking re-election. These homo sapiens really have no aorta of shame inside them.

I believe the time is getting near when we allow ourselves get a little sense and oust these brand of politicians who think of only themselves and their families. Anybody who visits Benue state will behold the great work Ortom did: un tarred roads, no water, no jobs, touting and the likes. I honestly don't think this men have anything good to offer nigerians, talkless themselves.

A word is enough for the wise.

This one really got me laughing real hard...
Baba u get mouth

FarahAideed:
Our greatest problem is Buhari and not your daughter Sir

This guy trembles whenever he sees the word "Biafra"...
No allow high Bp kill u oo...

buhariguy:
What is salvage here for fooling the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra.

Wetin this man dey even talk self...
I thought they(NAF) said landing permit was not given for security reasons..
Dis one con dey talk different now..
Nigeria na wah!!!

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