nice. am trying it @ d moment

Preceedo: A sequel to the thread that talked about the secret meanings to girls words during conversation.

Guys ,too, have theirs.

1. "When are you going?"- A polite way of saying "are you still here". Just pick ur things and go immediately when a guy says this.

2. "You are sexy/hot"- Many girls take this as "beautiful". No, it means I's like to have you in bed one day.

3."I'm busy for now"- it means you are boring.

4. "You are like a sister to me"- If ur boyfriend say this to you, he means you don't arouse him sexually(no affection).

5." What do you mean"- When ur arguing with a guy and he asks what you mean. He's surprise that you are so right, he knows you are on point and may discover the secret so he pretends not to understand.

5. "I'm not ready for a serious relationship"- He means you are not a wife material or at least to him.

6. " I'm sorry "- I'm in the mood. Pls come to bed. Except he says it and does not ask you 4 sex that's when he really means it.

7. "Do you have a boyfrieend?"-means "I wonder what he sees in you". If he wants to have you, he wont ask.

8. "You're looking alright/okay"- You are not beautiful. Just average.

9. "Okay, no problem"- This does not mean the case is settled. It means "wait and see".

10. " Are you serious?"- Ur behaving immature/childish.

11. " I don't understand you these days"- I have seen another better chick outside. U've been replaced already.

12. "Do you love me?"- He is not expecting a "Yes or No". He is saying "Prove it". May be on bed.

13. "What perfume do you use"- You have body odour and he's recommending a deodorant for you.

14. " Don't mention"- I know why I helped you and I won't accept "thank you" as a reward.

15. "This dress is too small for you"- you are putting on weight unneccessarily.

16. "I'll call you". Pls don't call me.

17."You look like my mother"- You breast don sag finish.

Do you agree?
Add urs guys

Edited:- Praaaaaaaiiiise the lord. Brethren, I want to thank God for the salvation of my soul. Secondly, I want to appreciate God for protection me and provision me.

Brethren God has finarry does it. I has been blowsing with my nokia 3310 on nailarand. I have did all i should does to make flont page but all to no avail.

I don suffer for nairaland. Some people tell me to "Go and die" others say i resemble "Obasenjo"
some even discomboburate my head with oyibo wey my papa no know the meaning.
But today God has did it, he has does it. Now I stand gidigba for frontpage. Thousands of people go con dey read my post. Me wey be like tooth pick. Pllllaise the lord. Harreruyah.

I want to uses my testimony as a medium of contact to all nairalander wey never reach front page say the God wey do my own go do una own. Pastor thank for ur player ooo. Oga seun u too much. The mod wey take over from SEXKILLZ God go bress and surplice you. People wey comment 4 dis thread I thank una werru wel.

My choir abeg sing skelewu make i take thank my God

dude. u got me laffing ma ass off. nice one

xynerise: Using ''LoL'' even if you tell her you lost your aunt.

lmao. dude ur funny

u can get dell 3521 with 70k. and with your 60k u can get Acer laptops. though their speakers r not too making sense sha. merry xmas

When Mary was alive, who interceded for her?.. What's wrong in asking that same person or being to intercede for you. Please I need an urgent answer to this question.

Chibest2000: Gud 1! U have said it all woman, nothing more 2 add n am sure they know dis chapters b4 now bt their low sense of reasoning n ignorance of d mysteries in catholic doctrines will nt allow dem understand better.

lemmi explain that portion of the Bible for you. Am sure your explaining based on what your revd father told u. My dear, imagine your mum who carried u for nine months asking for a favour in public. Something u know u can do with ease. Will u deny her of the favour cos of your personal reasons?? Now apostle Paul n the remaining apostles never mentioned Mary or begged her to intercede for them especially in their time of distress. They never preached about Mary or any one interceding for us. Apostle Paul went on to say that If anyone should preach a gospel that's different from what dey preached, he will be condemned. He said even if he himself should come back n preach something that's different from what he preached, let him be condemned. And for those of you that r wondering if d angels r greater than us, the Bible says just like the Father is greater than the Son so is man greater than the angels. A true Christian can command any angel. Angels work for u.... We r all learning. I respect Mary n b honour her. It's not easy to accept such a task just like it wasn't easy for Abraham to make up his kind in sacrificing his only son before he had other sons.... Everybody's work on earth is unique n Important. Yours is not more Important than mine... Same as mine is not more important than yours. ... We should also honour king David. Jesus is a descendant of David remember. Now assuming David was not a king. What would have happened to Joseph n Mary Coming together. My dear God knows the d end from the beginning. He had chosen Mary even before she was born. In other words she was not chosen cos she was the only virgin that was holy in the whole of planet earth. I can continue to yarn n yarn. But I rest my case.

waiting...

Kelyto: .....ASUU...how great my rancour is for doz pple......well,i no send dem for now....i jus tnk God say i finish my sec semester exam...so if dem want,make we dey strike till nxt yr....idiodidatic pples....Unn for life jaare....

which dept u dey Bros

Deha:
So,what happens after judgement?
Remember the Bible said that "NO SIN WILL GO UNPUNISHED"
Going by this statement,Moses couldnt have been in heaven then,cuz he disobeyed God and therefore was made unpure..Remember Angel Michaels dispute with the Devil? Remember the Devils contention? How do u think Moses was sanctified?
"Nothing impure will enter the Kingdom of God" You think God was joking when He said that? Use ur brain dear child!!

I hope u pray for Gods understanding sha. what the bible meant by nothing umpure will enter heaven is that no matter how little your sin might be, it is enough to make u miss heaven. The moment you ask for mercy and u genuinely repent of your sins. God will forget those sins. Those things that happened to moses and David never happened after the coming of Jesus.

italo:

You surely have not read how God forgave David yet made him pay for the sin.

exactly. God forgave David and made him pay for his sins. so when David died. he'll still go to purgatory to pay again. haba our God is a merciful God nau

It is well. My question goes like this 'is strike the only way to resolve problems like this?'

4llerbuntu:

at times i wonder if you folks ever use these things you talk about at all.

whatsapp has a block button. a report button. you are required to add the person if you dont already have the number.
if you truly dont know the person then?......

if indeed a stranger has your number, the person could simply call you, sms you etc.
its not a whatsapp problem.


in my years of using BBM, i know it suffers exactly the same issue, pin or not. How many times have you asked someone "where did you get my pin"? ask girls if they don't do this ever so often. i know how many times i stole girls pins from other folks bbm

u also have to accept invites etc on BBM, often times you also wont know who the person is, esp if the display name and DP are not regular
so? in practical terms there is little difference.`

u also conveniently forget a lot of the "features" on BBM are intrusive. just yesterday i was teasing a friend who was watching porn on her BB. i knew because the video app kept updating status on the BBM app and i saw a video name that was clearly porn


as far as im concerned, the only selling point for BBM remains D and R. in a few weeks when the BBM euphoria goes down, we will revisit this issue of which is better again

exactly, u killed it. bb users over hype bbm. it had 10million download cos
* everyone wanted to feel the over hyped bbm. still disappointed @ the trash called bbm on Android.
*it is a free application. That's basically d reason I didn't think twice before downloading.
*most peeps are addicted to social networks.
I ain't Saying whatsapp is better Or bbm is better. I just don't see reasons Why someone would say whatsapp is not secured. If bbm is that secured, Why do ladies keep asking u How u got there pin. stop over hyping bbm jare.

Bossforeva: Please all these guys dropping their pins, we dn't need it. Becox of BBM, all of una don go rush buy 13-5 Tecno N3. Fimile joo.r very soon una go turn BBM to 2go! Abeg any gal here dat pings with a Galaxy Note3, send me a PM.

no be fight bros. It's called being prudent.

Lol. my Catholic brothers. I just pray u don't allow these believe mislead you. the Bible mentioned the word heaven n hell clearly. Why is this one not mentioned.

JMOI: But come to think of it guys, we call ourselves lions and lionesses, but we don't have a single lion in our zoo.

#time to petition Bartho#

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Lol. get one for us

it's so nice relating with your fellow lions again. d Name is GLAMZ. statistics,final year now

I just want to be enlightend...most roman catholic believes(not d holy catholic) are still not clear to me. Amongst them is the believe that there is a place where a sinner goes to after death for cleansing before going to heaven but my bible tells me otherwise. Its either heaven or hell...it didnt mention anything like pulgatory. I need someone to enlighten me please...no insults pls...tnx in anticipation

we r talkin abt nigerians here...if u bring a million social ntws,we'l use all of dem...we dnt kia which is beta...i lik d idea...neva liked BB 4rm d on set. So i can nw ping wif ma android....*wink*

LOL... Protest fire...guy bone d mata..d result has been released.if ur score aint gud enuf..go to college of education..

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