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Politics / Re: Kidnapped Former Delta Commissioner Mrakpor Regains Freedom by Gotocourt: 10:52pm On Aug 10
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Sports / Re: In Germany, I'm The Black Girl; In Nigeria, I'm Oyinbo Pepper - Yemisi Ogunleye by Gotocourt: 10:19pm On Aug 10
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Family / Re: Procedures For Finding A Life Partner: Surehome Marriage Seminar by Gotocourt: 10:17pm On Aug 10
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iraq Proposes Legislation To Lower The Legal Age Of Marriage For Girls To 9 by Gotocourt: 10:12pm On Aug 10
Men and tow tow tongue

Who do us , girls still enjoying biscuits and chocolate. Enjoying childhood yet preys want to mount undecided

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Politics / Re: How We Ferried Globacom Boss Adenuga Into Exile On Night Of Orkar’s Coup by Gotocourt: 10:06pm On Aug 10
IBB was very generous with goverment money oooh tongue
Celebrities / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Withdraws Case As More Lawyers Volunteer To Support Verydarkman by Gotocourt: 10:00pm On Aug 10
Do not touch my annionted leaves thread tongue
Romance / Re: Tenant Put Juju Inside Our Compound by Gotocourt: 9:10pm On Aug 10
My grandma had same experience with one man. He buried his charm in the compound and started washing clothes so that the soil will compact .
He was fired immediately
Sports / Re: Our Olympics Journey A Disaster, We Prepared The Athletes - John Enoh by Gotocourt: 8:59pm On Aug 10
How do you expect athletes to perform on empty stomach tongue
Failure bring more failure

Agbado idiot

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Politics / Re: Bala Mohammed Turned Against Tinubu After Saving Him From Court – Dogara Alleges by Gotocourt: 8:55pm On Aug 10
Politricks cool shocked shocked
Education / Re: Airforce Airlifts Jos Students Home To Avoid Dangers On The Road by Gotocourt: 8:52pm On Aug 10
Insecurity is here to stay permanently 💯tongue
Bandits (terrorists) are showing their loot openly on social media and even doing giveaway. It's not a coincidence it's on the news today angry

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Autos / Re: Stratification Of Top Nigerian Military Officer Flag Staff Cars by Gotocourt: 8:35pm On Aug 10
They are all scared of rag tag bandits, robbers and terroriststongue

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Business / Re: How Buhari Blocked My Bid To Purchase Oil Field – Elumelu by Gotocourt: 8:31pm On Aug 10
You can buy Nigeria now that your friend is there tongue

Y'all remember Tulumbu paid him a visit after winning last year election 💯
Travel / Re: Man Denied A Chance To Board Crashed Plane In Brazil Because Of Lateness (video) by Gotocourt: 6:45pm On Aug 10
Death is certain 💯tongue

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Education / Re: Reckless Driving Incident At UNILAG Leads To Tragic Accident by Gotocourt: 6:32pm On Aug 10
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Politics / Re: Which Of These Senate Presidents Is The Best? (photos) by Gotocourt: 6:22pm On Aug 10
Melagros:

Most of you are saying that Saraki is the best, but some analysts argued that, Saraki was confronting Buhari because he was 'eyeing' the highest seat of the land in 2019
Saraki Rejected Buharis loans severally

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Pets / Re: How Many Dogs Can Kill A Lion; Their Breeds And Numbers by Gotocourt: 6:08pm On Aug 10
Suicide, Dead body go surplus

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Health / Re: Meet The Billionaires In Nigerian Healthcare And Pharmaceutical Industry. by Gotocourt: 4:31pm On Aug 10
alanto:
Gidgiddy, mrvitalis


I created this thread because you said igbo own 70% pharmaceutical companies in Nigeria..

These are the major Pharmaceutical companies own by Nigerians in Nigeria.
Developers are sales men na
Agriculture / Re: Farmers: How're You Coping With The Drought? by Gotocourt: 1:50pm On Aug 10
This year has been very challenging and tough , biting Inflation, heat waves to rain seizure tongue

This August break na die oOoOO 😥😥😥

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Career / Re: Man Shares The Gay Joke That Got Him Fired From His Job (photos & Video) by Gotocourt: 10:09am On Aug 10
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Travel / Re: Danfo Buses In Lagos Are Getting CNG Compliant - Bayo Onanuga (Video) by Gotocourt: 8:48am On Aug 10
Agbado idiot tongue

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Family / Re: Say Me Hi To Your Kids If You Still Remember This. by Gotocourt: 7:55am On Aug 10
I've turned one for boiling water cool

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Romance / Re: Secret About Women You Must Know by Gotocourt: 7:46am On Aug 10
Viare9:
When she walks away from you mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When you see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder:
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite shirt:
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you:
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time:
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt:
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you:
She really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands:
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you:
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret:
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes:
Don’t look away until she does. she misses you:
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart:
The pain never really goes away.

When she says it's over:
She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bulletin:
She wants you to read it.

BROTHERS:

If you love her, don't cheat on her.

Treat her like a person and not something to show off.

Grab her neck when you kiss her - it's a real turn-on.

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

If she doesn’t call you it’s because she’s waiting for you to call her.

Never cheat on her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

When she's mad: hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok: don’t believe it, talk to her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

Just worship her undecided

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Crime / Re: Police React To Photos Of Fulani Herdsmen Displaying Bundles Of Ransom Money by Gotocourt: 7:38am On Aug 10
Agbado idiots

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Security Chiefs Can Track Protesters But Can’t Track Tiktok Bandits by Gotocourt: 6:13am On Aug 10
Tueh for Agbado himself and Agbadorians his gullible followers

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Education / Re: Maduka University Announces Admission For The 2024/2025 Academic Session by Gotocourt: 6:03am On Aug 10
Can married women apply? Can they live off campus? Is their self contain/studio accomodations?



Visage24

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Career / Re: Immigration Officer Suspended After Video Of Him "Begging" A Tourist Went Viral by Gotocourt: 10:21pm On Aug 09
ElevationD:
Very old and disgraceful practice.

They only mentioned what tourists experience at the hands of the shameless immigration officers, who in their positions do not know that the airport is the door into the country. They only talked about what is experienced at the counters. We should also talk about the experience while exiting aircrafts. All those “welcome” are not heartfelt, but borne out of their greedy desire to rip everyone, including Nigerians off.

First time travelers receive horrors from immigration officers. With accusations of holding fake passports/visas to not seeing your face on their screen, just to rip you off.

A few years ago, on arrival, an immigration lady told me that my face did not show up on her screen. I asked her what she meant and she asked me to stand aside while she attended to other disembarking passengers. Having spent over 10 minutes waiting and the crooked lady did not attend to me, I went back to her. I had just returned from Dubai, India and Malaysia. She saw the visas on my phone and I had used it to passport severally. When I started screaming, she called her boss, who then asked her what the problem was. When she gave her stupid story, her boss asked her to screen the passport again, right in my presence. Instantly my face came up and her boss apologized. I asked her to immediately apologize to me otherwise I would embarrass her instantly. She immediately apologized for her attempt to fleece me.

Airports and border points are crooked areas for men and women in uniform to financially fleece everyone, irrespective of country or status. I hope the current internal affairs minister can clean up the mess.
Nice one comrade
Travel / Re: Plane Carrying 62 Passengers Crashes In Brazil by Gotocourt: 8:51pm On Aug 09
RIP sad

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Romance / Re: Groom In Tears As He Walks Down The Aisle With His Bride (video) by Gotocourt: 8:26pm On Aug 09
Exceed15:
1st Class Simp!

Original donkey. He's carrying another problems on his own shocked
Fashion / Re: Lady Transforms Her Tomboy Friend Into A Feminine Beauty (Photos) by Gotocourt: 6:45pm On Aug 09
embarassed

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Fashion / Re: Lady Transforms Her Tomboy Friend Into A Feminine Beauty (Photos) by Gotocourt: 6:44pm On Aug 09
Jeon:
Abeg ,all style nah style.
Les

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Nairaland / General / Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by Gotocourt: 6:33pm On Aug 09
That must be Tulumbutongue

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