Fynestboi: Still on the matter..

drop the name of the hostel u want nd reason...
Me i want ETF[EDUCATIONAL TRUST FUND] HOSTEL
REASON: i prefer deir coz am a gentle guy, i hate noisy area.....

i will go with faj cos his close to my department

Tosdam: The ever selling music is hip-hop, the ever watching films is seasoning, the ever buying oil is petroleum, the ever usage social network is facebook, the ever known sport is football, the ever food consume is rice likewise the ever running page currently on nairaland is oau 2013/2014 admission page

the ever running page currently on nairaland is oau 2013/2014 admission page.. Are you sure

Chiamaka01:

Ok, oh. Anyway, let me answer ur question.
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EndTimeTinz

Chiamaka01:

Lolz, na so.
Hackex, when u join Team #EndTimeTinz

Am not Among @ chiamka.. it's just a question

michaeltotti: wake me up if d page is 399..wana sleep small..;(

youngPRO:
Did You Know
1. ABORTION doesnt
make U unpregnant, it
only makes U the
mother of a dead child.
2. INTELLIGENCE is like
underwears, necessary
to have but
unnecessary to show.
3. DIGNITY is like
VIRGINITY, once lost, it
can neva be regained.
4. RESPECT is like 69
STYLE!You recieve what
you give.
5. TRUE FRIENDS are like
bra, always there to
hold usin ourfalling days
[s]6.SALARY is like
MENSTRUATION, they
always come once evry
month, and its finished
within 3 days[/s]

YOUR NUMBER 6 IS WRONG BRO HOW CAN YOUR ONE MONTH SALARY FINISH IN 3 DAYS??

ABE NA END TIME TINZS??

youngPRO: AkPORS IN A BUS.
Akpors entered bus to
Alaba market and he
fell asleep inside the
bus.
There was a little sharp
boy picking pocket
next to Akpors.
Since Akpors was
sleeping he stole his
wallet why he was sleeping.
When Akpors woke up
and couldn't find his
wallet. He shouted at
the people in the bus
saying who took my
wallet, if I do not see
my wallet now, what
happened in 2010
December will happen
inside this bus now.
Hearing this, the little
boy quickly brought out
the wallet and gave it
to Akpors and ask
Akpors what happen
in December 2010?
Akpors replied "my guy,
it wasn't easy ooo,
that day I trek with leg
go house.


One konk word for Akpors.

Samtolly4JESUS:

Freely you were taught how to quote!

With money, I'll re teach you.

youngPRO: Dont mind me, I have a wild immagination. .

Chiamaka01:

You forgot to add:

REALLY

youngPRO: @fynestboi. . . . . Na Moremi Hall sure pass o, as the only guy for that hostel, babe go dey rush me and my yanga go pass! I will grow fatter and fatter everyday coz babes go dey fight themself for who go gimme food, another set go dey wash my cloth, if I sneeze, the whole hostel go don gada con make sure say I dey Okay.... chai!. (I cant just imagine) . . . . Prof Omole that is my dream hostel! *

Fynestboi: @HACKEX congrat ooooooooooooooooooo

T.ice:
@hackex is d merit list pasted..?? If yes wia exactly is it??

FelcoCom: tnx....do u stay in ife

FelcoCom: tnx. can someone just go there

Dolphineyes:

Whoa!!!! Congrats Bro! Am happy For ya! Guess now you can sleep well and your heartbeat rate can drop!!

FelcoCom: sebi its only merit dat is out

Mikkie31: bro,am in the admissions office right now but i was asked to wait outside cos the person in charge is not here yet. What did u ask them?

Gbolasky: Who is the funniest?
1. HAUSA man who
removed his
shoes to enter a
taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the
bank with a spanner to
open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went
to bed
with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched
the
news and waved at the
news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a
sleeping patient
simply because she forgot
to give
him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his
TV volume because
he wanted to read a text
message..
7. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a
mango tree to check
if the mango was ripe enough
then came down and
started stoning it.....
9. A FULANI man who
chose to
drink because he thought sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw
something that looked like
shit, touched n tasted n
said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....
11.AN IDOMA man who put
his
radio inside the
refrigerator because he
wanted to listen to Cool FM..

Sleek_Hoyeen: CONGRATS!!!! Now,I believe I can praise God here.... #lolz

Lol...

domdan13: congratz bro.....were u an expredite

FelcoCom: hope d jamb own is d same wit their own

FelcoCom: hope d jamb own is d same wit their own

bolaji73: has d merit list bin pasted in school?

Chiamaka01:

Harrison, congrats oh.

FelcoCom: congrat

Bimfo:

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