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Jokes Etc / Mr Contractor! by henzly(m): 2:29pm On Jul 27, 2012
Three contractors were bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.
One was from Bangladesh , another from Nigeria and the third, from China.
They went with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor took out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job
will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit
for me)".

The Chinese contractor also did some measuring and figuring, then says, "I
can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100
Profit for me)".

The Nigerian contractor didn't measure or figure, but leans over to the
White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Nigerian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we
hire the guy from China to fix the fence.[color=#006600][/color]
Jokes Etc / Sense Of Humour by henzly(m): 12:42pm On Jul 27, 2012
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.' 'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd Never gone to work that morning.. 'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms.. (Remember, the Pope is German..) 'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. 'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph. 'So bust him,' says the Chief. 'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop. The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!' 'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence. The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?' Cop: 'Bigger.' Chief: ' A senator?' Cop: 'Bigger.' Chief: 'The Prime Minister?' Cop: 'Bigger.' 'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?' Cop: 'I think it's God!' The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?' Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!
Romance / Fashion And Romance by henzly(m): 12:15pm On Jul 27, 2012
What role does fashion play in romance..Do people actually go through the rigor of crazy fashion and styles to be romantic or just impress their name(s) in the register of FREAKS!!!
Nigerian celeb..Denrele,Ladies be sincere,do you find him romantic and as do those in my pics..

Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg Make Una See This Man Wan Commit Suicide. by henzly(m): 10:08am On Jul 27, 2012
magnificio
Romance / Re: Things You Do That Makes You Happy by henzly(m): 9:46am On Jul 27, 2012
dance! dance!! dance!!!
Politics / Re: What Our Leaders Go Home With. Where Is The Future? by henzly(m): 9:39am On Jul 27, 2012
i no fit shout...
Politics / Re: Reps Have A Genuine Case To Impeach GEJ - PDP by henzly(m): 9:29am On Jul 27, 2012
no wa...cunny man die,na cunny man go bury am... wink
Romance / Re: I Am Devastated An Confused, Is Dis Love Of Obsession,pls Advice Me. by henzly(m): 9:12am On Jul 27, 2012
Tag along will def. not do you any good..move on pls
Politics / Re: Breaking News Army Gen "Chioba" Unveils Locally Made Vehicle Stopper by henzly(m): 8:57am On Jul 27, 2012
"The terrorists over the years have continued to attack places of worship (churches and mosques) in order to destabilise the nation. This has necessitated the COAS to charge all corps and services of the Nigerian Army to provide ways and means of curtailing this menace.








i totally dis agree with does the statement above....when did boko haram attack a mosques? news media outfits are there attacked in both Abuja and Kaduna state..tertiary institution in different state and so on..none of those,but mere propaganda angry
Romance / Re: He Has Only Done It Once In 5years Of Their Courtship. He Is Scared. by henzly(m): 8:33am On Jul 27, 2012
in my own opinion, i think there is lack communication between the two of you..you are somehow not disusing what need to be said..if you are so serious about her a truly want to marry her...start talking
Politics / Re: David Mark Calls For Control Of Social Media by henzly(m): 8:19am On Jul 27, 2012
It is not good to underestimate the power of any social media as it has in its capacity the ability to make or mar a constituted government...take a toll from what happened in the North Africa revolt...lets be careful
Romance / Re: My Girl Proposed To Me - Help by henzly(m): 11:33am On Jul 26, 2012
Marriage is a lifelong relationship and only you know if you are ready for this journey. Don't be deceived by what is today cos they might not be there tomorrow.Follow the dictate of your heart and you will not go wrong.
Romance / Re: What Particular Feature Ranks Above The Others To Get You Attracted To Someone? by henzly(m): 10:29pm On Jul 25, 2012
me na the boobs first smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Stop Jehovah's Witnesses From Knocking On Your Door by henzly(m): 10:16pm On Jul 25, 2012
yepa....dis na bomb waiting to explode grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Could He Be HIV+ Or He Just Doesnot Like The Relationship? Please Read. by henzly(m): 10:03pm On Jul 25, 2012
Rocktation: Everything that rumour has, has turned out to be true so far. So why doubt this?








abeg no think twice
Romance / Re: After Injuring Your Dad, He Wants To Date You by henzly(m): 3:13pm On Jul 25, 2012
na thunder go wipe dat him..d guy know say na the shortcut to take skip him bills be dat..
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of A Prophetess Siping A Beer by henzly(m): 12:59pm On Jul 25, 2012
chop the life of your head cos you don't know the back of tomorrow...yes, ja ye ori e o meyin ola
Romance / Re: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by henzly(m): 12:54pm On Jul 25, 2012
kilimanjaro: This OP sounds crazy to me! How do i enjoy my life without women?
women are the sugar of life!









life too short for anyone to want to spend it alone....na small fraction of all the time wey u take hustle na him dem go take finish the money if you die either na your galfrnd or not...
Romance / Re: Does Falling In Love Affect Your Manhood by henzly(m): 12:36pm On Jul 25, 2012
love died with romeo and Juliet cry....
Politics / Re: Jonathan Gives ‘tompolo’ Contract To Supply 20 Marine Patrol Vessels To Navy by henzly(m): 12:00pm On Jul 25, 2012
ebamma: una think say jonathan na fool,he is daring the house of reps to impeach him so that he will unleash this ex-militants on them.










tompolo na business guy,wetin u xpect
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Dropped From Kanye West's G.O.O.D Music? by henzly(m): 11:52am On Jul 25, 2012
D'banj go toilet when kanye compile that list....no worry e don shit finish but nothing to take wipe him ass..so he dey beg jazzy for tissue, na their kanye vex say wot an insult when him get acid water for am here..
Celebrities / Re: Bracket And Their New Mansion by henzly(m): 11:40am On Jul 25, 2012
congrats..
Jokes Etc / Re: Yoruba Girls! by henzly(m): 11:23am On Jul 25, 2012
swtchicgurl: Yoruba girls are so respectful! I saw two of them kneel down in appreciation after collecting money from the ATM.



A pregnant bookseller was conducting a survey in johannesburg and asked a yoruba woman, which book has really changed your life?'' the naija woman answered:

my husband's chequebook!


na her atm card fall, na wetin make her knee be dat..i dey there wen he happen grin grin grin grin





The bookseller had a miscarriage!
Celebrities / Re: US Actor Eddie Murphy Is Dead! <<FALSE RUMOR>> by henzly(m): 10:45am On Jul 25, 2012
Seriously you lack things to talk about...where the accident happen and which hospital lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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