Marry a problem.

This one cracked me up.

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Exactly, happy independence anniversary to Nigerians

hopman98:
Yes, d lady will give birth to a boucing HUSHPUPPY

Mind how you use my name bro

Freshtruth:
Pray for me am embarking on 4 days nob stop masturbating pls I need your support

Waoooh,
Congratulations.
You're about to break a Guinness World Record.

4 days non stop masturba-a-thon is held by Freshtruth

illicit:
Yes

My head don catch u

U no wetin u put me through during ur selfish policy ni

That time I no get cash, I dey hide my face


Ntoor

😁

Let me tell you what my marriage instructor told me years back. He said and I qoute.

"when you want to marry and your inlaws are looking for their selfish interest......... You also should look for your own selfish interest".

Have you considered paying Sister Natalie's bride price?

What is the meaning of this?

As in he would have done strong head that he won't go to his village or what?

Which mod pushed this to the front page?

Interesting

They married in 2006, that means that their children are around 16 years or thereabout.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Op, the picture is the killer, the killee or the who?

Oyindamolah:


Mtchewww some family are so shameless, reaping where you didn't sow all in the name of kingdred abi what sef mtchewww.

Bride price should be directly given to parents and in the absence of the parents the person who acted as parents should then receive it and not some shameless men who wants to reap where they didn't sow

I disagree with you sir, with due respect, bride price should be abolished just like osu cast system.

Let us stop selling our girl child.

Dear @7david7, I saw your post which was written on January 12th today, though it is 11 pm on 19th of April, 2023, yet I can't go to sleep knowing that you and your son are going through pain.

You are a good father and God will heal your son.

Please this is a permanent cure for ring worm, Dandruff and other head fungi and bacterials.

1: from now onward, don't barb his hair, this is to avoid angering the bacteria or virus.

2: stop all oral medications, they have not been working. 8 years is a long period of time.


4: stop using medicated soap to bath him, use only toilet shop like lux and apply it in your hand, then use the small one in your hand to wash his head.

5: wash his head morning and night and apply this drug morning and night for 2 months.

6: what is the drug?
The drug is simple, check where you will get liquid from paw paw tree.
Don't store the liquid. Use it fresh.

7: male or female paw paw tree can serve. Though male tree has more liquid sap than female tree.

8: : in my own case, there is a paw paw tree beside my house, I notified the owner, in the morning, I will pluck one leave from its pipe, the white sap will be dropping from it, I will place my hand beneath it so that it will be dripping into my hand while I match to my house.

When I get to my house, I will apply the liquid that dropped into my hand on my son's head and also use my finger to collect the ones that remain from where I broke the leave.

I will break the leave between the leave and the pipe to release more liquid and I will apply it on his head again.

I will now get a small cup, put small water in the cup, put both the paw paw leave and the pipe in the cup, leave it for a day or two and squeeze more drawing liquid and apply it on his head.

One paw paw pipe (that bears the leave) can last for 2 days on the head just soak the pipe and the leave in the cup for 2 days to release more drawing liquid from them.

The person that told me this did not collect a dine from me and I'm giving it to you freely.

Please note that my son's head is worse than your son's head in December.

I have been to CHOP (UNTH) Enugu, I have been to dermatologist (children) in UNTH, Enugu from January to February to March.

I have spent 130,000 buying ketekenazole, fluconazone and other stupid zones. I cried watching my son at nights but now Jesus have taken control.

Someone told me about this in March 20, tomorrow will be one month and it's like a miracle.

Do this for just one week and see the difference.

Good night bro, send my love to your son.

nwetadinobi042:
While you are doing every other thing, make sure you are also consulting with a very good child doctor to evaluate what damages this dandruff has caused in his body

Forget them if you are in Nigeria, they never helped. They will be going round your child in circles till he dies.

Op, I saw this late, don't lose hope, it is easy to cure. This is what you will do :

I : stop using medicated soap to bath him, use only toilet shop like lux and apply it in your hand, then use the small one in your hand to wash his head.

2: wash his head morning and night and apply this drug morning and night for 2 months.

3: what is the drug?
The drug is simple, check where you will get liquid from paw paw tree.
Don't store the liquid. Use it fresh.

4: in my own case, there is a paw paw tree beside my house, I notified the owner, in the morning, I will pluck one leave, the white sap will be dropping from it, I will use my hand beneath it so that it will dripping into my hand while I match to my house.

When I get to my house, I will apply the liquid that dropped into my hand on my son's head and also use my finger to collect the ones that remain from where I broke the leave.

I will break the leave between the leave and the pipe to release more liquid and I apply it on his head again.

I will now get a small cup, put small water in the cup, put both the paw paw leave and the pipe in the cup, leave it for a day or two and squeeze more drawing liquid and apply on the head.

One paw paw pipe (that bears the leave) can last for 2 days on the head.

The person that told me this did not collect a dine from me and I'm giving it to you freely.

Please note that my son's head is worse than your son's head in December.

I have been to dermatologist (children) in UNTH, Enugu from January to February to March. I have spent 130,000 buying ketekenazole, fluconazone and other stupid zones. I cried watching my son at nights but now Jesus have taken control.

Someone told me about this in March 20, tomorrow will be one month and it's like a miracle.

Do this for just one week and see the difference

Peacemaker5128:
This boy will definitely become ipob terrorist when he grow up because of bad experience he passed through

I think you're maaad. Very very maaad

Whatever happens there bros, resist the temptation to come back to Nigeria. You can do it

LilMissFavvy:
What are you still doing in such a church? Most white garment churches, if not all, practice spiritism, diabolism, mysticism and use Bible to cover their Satanic activities.

If the flow continues for more than 10days, then go the hospital or pharmacy, they will give you a drug for it, that is if it's not a spiritual attack from your white garment church.

Chai
I'm speechless. Gaskia.... You said it all

So that pick pockets will collect my phone.

Seen
Neeeeeext

Someone drank poison, two of you dey the room, instead of taking her to the hospital.
You are busy pouring red oil into her mouth while your partner is videoing her.

Congratulations bro, you drifted from making music to making babies.

Wiseandtrue:
Never had the judiciary being turned into a laughing stock as it was under this regime!

Judiciary turned themselves to laughing stock.

Cock and bull story.

You need to forgive her 4,444 times bro

It's not working

If you move to zaria, there will be pressures on the marriage, maintain your Abuja teaching job for now.

Karlovych:
Hmm, Igbos!

There's nothing called omugwo fee in Igbo, just ignore them

It's a pity.
For the girls reading this, if any one tries to rape you, hit the person had on the penis, that knocks the rapist off for 30 minutes.

Or get hold of the two balls and squeeze as had as you can, that gives you more than an hour to run.
Don't beg rapists, give them the impression that you're enjoying it, then hit as hard as you can.

Prayers:

I wish to use this medium to thank the ministry and the minister of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development, Mrs. Sadiya Umar Farouq for conceptualizing the idea of N-power, Enugu State Focal Person, Mr. Ogbonna I. C. PhD, N-power family in Enugu State, and all N-power Batch C (stream 1) beneficiaries in Enugu state and Nigeria.

Secondly, my greetings also goes to the principal of City Girls Secondary School, Enugu, the teachers, parents, students and the management staff of the school........ Indeed, we are the City of God.

Thirdly, To my family, my beloved wife, Chinenye, my kids, Chikamso, Philip and Chioma for their love, support, care and encouragements.

Finally, to God Almighty, for the gift of life.

On the 17th of december, 2021, while going home, I stopped at the school gate, looked back at the school, the students smiled, the teachers smiled, I smiled, we all smiled.

Achievements:

Though very stressful, but I was able to record the following successes:

1: Being in 7 classes two days every week, and four hours every day from September 27th, 2021 to december 17th 2021.

2: Attended Staff meeting on Tuesday, November 23rd, 2021.

3: Paid the school fees of 5 students, one from each of the JS3 classes who came top in test, assignments and practical work.

4: Established a cordial N-power beneficiary/staff/students relationship.

5: invigilated in an examination, a pioneer experience.

6: marked and recorded the results of my students both in the result sheet and in the student's result booklets; going through all their results and bringing out ten students that needs extra help academically in the incoming term.