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Health / Re: What's The Cure For Painful And Bloody Defecation?!!! by HZNjnr(m): 7:02pm On Oct 28, 2018
Don't be shy! Na you the thing dey worry joor...


Eat food rich with fibre and avoid starchy food like fufu, eba, rice etc.

Take more of protein and ensure you drink a lot of water. Fruits will be of help too. If the pain is during bowel movement, then no need for drugs to ease the pains. But if it is permanent cos of the hard stool, take some pain killers like ibrufen...
Politics / Re: Beloved Anieze: Lady Draws Atiku 2019, Atiku Reacts (Photos) by HZNjnr(m): 1:44pm On Oct 28, 2018
I can do better than her. See the painting I made of president Bullhari, the Cowmander-in-Chief of the herdsmen forces...

Celebrities / Re: Jamil Balogun's Halloween Costume: Tiwa Savage Shares Photo Of Son by HZNjnr(m): 2:13pm On Oct 26, 2018
DNA test result for this Child


Result: Stewizkid
Celebrities / Re: Jamil Balogun's Halloween Costume: Tiwa Savage Shares Photo Of Son by HZNjnr(m): 2:10pm On Oct 26, 2018
Tiwa Medical Report

DNA: to confirm child paternity

Result: Stewizkid%%%
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Live Broadcast On Sunday 6pm, Addresses IPOB, Others by HZNjnr(m): 2:38am On Oct 20, 2018
God, please lend the Igbos some senses... They're in dire need of it.

This is my prayer!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Girfriend Chioma Threatens To Expose Trolls Who Dm To Beg Her For Money by HZNjnr(m): 11:01am On Oct 19, 2018
It is not logical for someone to troll you and then beg you for help. Chioma has lied!

Even if it happened/happens, let her remain quiet and face her life.

If we ask for evidence now, she won't be able to produce it like Buhari has failed to produce his WAEC result
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid On Daddy's Duty As Zion Falls Asleep In His Arm While Watching Cartoon by HZNjnr(m): 9:20am On Oct 18, 2018
Please WizKid trial and torn a knew leave so that your sun wheel north tink you are north a responds able farther. This is jos my peace of add vice four you. Tank you
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To "His Boys Beating Taxify Driver, Abiodun Aboderin" Allegations by HZNjnr(m): 6:42am On Oct 13, 2018
What's it with this ur signature thing sef? Abeg let us rest always referring us to ur signature like you're the owner of First Bank.

Omo hope u're not a scammer sha?

Na so hackers dey take refer people to link up and down ooo

U dey work for First Bank ni? �



Splasshhh:
,Please see my signature
Crime / Re: Notorious Armed Robber Nabbed By Security Men During Failed Operation. Photo by HZNjnr(m): 12:09am On Oct 13, 2018
All armed robbers should be careful ooo. Now that Buhari is about to lose his seat, he won't spare anyone caught for robbery...

He will personally ask the judge to give him knife so he can kill the thief out of frustration � � �
Crime / Re: Cheap Fraudster And Hacker Busted � by HZNjnr(m): 8:14pm On Oct 11, 2018
See more pictures � � � �



HZNjnr:
See this learner who wants to scam me. Asking me to send him 24k � � � �

Jonah Oyisi is my friend and won't request money via Facebook that's if at all he would.

Read and laugh biko �

The name I sent to him as my account name means Arrester of Thieves in the world (in Idoma language)

Hackers everywhere, but so many people are careless with their social network accounts hence these hackers up and down.

I will share how to avoid hackers in a subsequent post

Stay safe everyone ✌️

Crime / Cheap Fraudster And Hacker Busted � by HZNjnr(m): 8:12pm On Oct 11, 2018
See this learner who wants to scam me. Asking me to send him 24k � � � �

Jonah Oyisi is my friend and won't request money via Facebook that's if at all he would.

Read and laugh biko �

The name I sent to him as my account name means Arrester of Thieves in the world (in Idoma language)

Hackers everywhere, but so many people are careless with their social network accounts hence these hackers up and down.

I will share how to avoid hackers in a subsequent post

Stay safe everyone ✌️

Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Brother Had Car Accident (Photos) by HZNjnr(m): 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2018
Mumu girl. Accident is a bastard ko!

Better advise ur brother to pull up his trouser and dress like a man.

Just thank God and stop cursing accident
Culture / Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by HZNjnr(m): 1:14pm On Oct 06, 2018
Dem no dey use shame chop winch oo
Culture / Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by HZNjnr(m): 1:14pm On Oct 06, 2018
Person wey never go another man farm go think say him papa farm big pass every farm
Culture / Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by HZNjnr(m): 1:12pm On Oct 06, 2018
I no gree, I no gree na him dey tear shirt
Culture / Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by HZNjnr(m): 1:12pm On Oct 06, 2018
Person wey no get sense, na him dey say Buhari be human being

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Joins Chioma In The Kitchen, Shows Off His Cooking Skills (Photos) by HZNjnr(m): 11:18am On Oct 03, 2018
And Wizkid is busy looking for how to screw Tiwa who left her poor husband...


Well done Davido

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Politics / Re: Ambode Dumped By Idiat Adebule, Deputy Governor Of Lagos, For Sanwo-olu by HZNjnr(m): 11:17am On Oct 03, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin grin.... � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �

Don't kill me biko



KanwuliaExtra:


A VERRRRY FAAAAAAAT ONE! grin
But invisible! cheesy
Politics / Re: Ambode Dumped By Idiat Adebule, Deputy Governor Of Lagos, For Sanwo-olu by HZNjnr(m): 5:04pm On Oct 02, 2018
So there is a deputy governor in Lagos state?


I'm just knowing �
Religion / Re: Keyboardist (organist) Available by HZNjnr(m): 4:30am On Oct 02, 2018
stmichael001:
where r u based?


Ikorodu, Lagos
Religion / Re: Adeboye Being Ordained As A Pastor In 1975 (Throwback Photo) by HZNjnr(m): 9:37am On Sep 30, 2018
BigGuyMan01:
Ordained as a Fraudster cool


You want to shade someone and you can't spell...

Go back to school at once!

Didirin �

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Politics / Re: Aisha Alhassan 'Mama Taraba' Resigns As Minister (Resignation Letter) by HZNjnr(m): 9:20am On Sep 29, 2018
Tomorrow now she will come out to say she didn't write the letter...


Abeg politicians should get lost!

I'm thinking of how to remove Buhari from power not this rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Sholaye Jeremi, Linda Ikeji’s Baby Daddy Speaks On Birth Of Son, Jayce Jeremi by HZNjnr(m): 1:31pm On Sep 28, 2018
U sef ur nyash

justphillips:


Why are you so obsessed with “yansh”? Shey you be gay
Travel / Re: Nigerian Air Force Jets Crash During Independence Day Rehearsal In Abuja by HZNjnr(m): 1:30pm On Sep 28, 2018
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Thankfully no one died. The pilots and others in the planes escaped unhurt with the aid of parachutes...


Thank God
Celebrities / Re: Sholaye Jeremi, Linda Ikeji’s Baby Daddy Speaks On Birth Of Son, Jayce Jeremi by HZNjnr(m): 10:22pm On Sep 25, 2018
justphillips:


Have a nice day, dumbo

Ur nyash
Celebrities / Re: Sholaye Jeremi, Linda Ikeji’s Baby Daddy Speaks On Birth Of Son, Jayce Jeremi by HZNjnr(m): 11:13am On Sep 23, 2018
justphillips:

Indeed, you don’t have sense


Your father nyash
Celebrities / Re: Davido: INEC, We Have The Original Results For Oshogbo Don't Try poo by HZNjnr(m): 11:07am On Sep 23, 2018
Will you keep kwayet?

If you don't know what to do with ur data, download ludo or Naija whot and get busy.

Does he not have the fundamental human rights of a citizen? Are u aware that his uncle is directly involved? Instead of commending his resilience and hardwork in ensuring we send herdsmen out of power, u're being crass with ur comment.

U well so?


Pierocash:
if this boy called Davido cherishes his life and career, he should jst keep his mouth shut and stay out of politics, he is too young for what he is dabbling into

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Celebrities / Re: Sholaye Jeremi, Linda Ikeji’s Baby Daddy Speaks On Birth Of Son, Jayce Jeremi by HZNjnr(m): 5:16pm On Sep 21, 2018
Didirin... How can bank account spell bank account? Why are u talking like Buhari's descendant?



justphillips:


You that can spell life, can your bank account spell his bank account? Werey

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Celebrities / Re: Sholaye Jeremi, Linda Ikeji’s Baby Daddy Speaks On Birth Of Son, Jayce Jeremi by HZNjnr(m): 3:11pm On Sep 21, 2018
So Linda Ikeji's bed fellow can't spell 'life'?



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Phones / Re: Top 10 Keyboard Apps To Install In Your Android Smartphone 2018. by HZNjnr(m): 8:33am On Sep 21, 2018
SwiftKeyboard is the Ronaldo+Messi of all keyboards for android...

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Throwback Photo: "When My Bumbum Was Bigger Than Bombay" by HZNjnr(m): 6:38am On Sep 21, 2018
Go back to your husband
Leave Wiz Kid the old man alone to take care of his kids and babies. U're just shocking...

I was ur biggest fan until that revelation about u by ur husband which I didn't take seriously. But seeing u flirt with Wizkid openly, I gave up
Celebrities / Re: Leaked Chat Of Shola Ogudu And Wizkid: First Baby Mama Releases More Chats by HZNjnr(m): 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2018
I blame the girl, her grammar is too much for wizkid that's why he's behaving like a ghetto chairman...


We never tackle issue of Buhari & his Lai Lai government finish, Ayo & Shola dey come worry us. Mstcheeeeeeeeeeew!

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