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Romance / 4 Da Guys Only by ibrahiem(m): 4:33pm On Aug 29, 2007
is it true dat the most saint of ladies is da one dat 4gives u if she does something wrong.
lets apply it 2 our habitat b/4 we comment,guys,
Culture / Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ibrahiem(m): 4:28pm On Aug 29, 2007
though im hausa by tribe,i wil also give my shot 4rm da igbo land.

a lizard dat falls 4rm an iroko tree is always proud of itself when no one has ever done it.

a child at da back of its mother does not know da distance of their journey

wen a man bends down 2 look at another man's ass,he doesn't know dat his is open 2 da world.

a man is only sucessful if he can afford more than his wife can spend.
Forum Games / Re: When Was The Last Time You: by ibrahiem(m): 1:22pm On Aug 29, 2007
never


when was da last time u slept on da couch
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Disgusted by ibrahiem(m): 1:11pm On Aug 29, 2007
na life u kill so oh.make peace with GOD first, then ur woman
Romance / Re: Females: Nigerian Guys Are Too Stubborn? by ibrahiem(m): 1:08pm On Aug 29, 2007
abeg which kind question una dey ask 4 dis forum sef?u be dude?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: ANYONE WANNA KNOW MI by ibrahiem(m): 12:59pm On Aug 29, 2007
u no dey serious,hw u go start 2 look 4 gals 4 diz porum.u dey stay 4 bush ne,if no then go out there n husle.u appreciate da ones u husle most.
Romance / Re: Heartbroken: Jilted By My Girlfriend For An 'Ex-Boyfriend' by ibrahiem(m): 11:45am On Aug 29, 2007
bro,u saw it coming bt prefer 2 ignore it.now dat it has happened don't settle 4 self pity,move on.i can easily advice u 2 move on,2 4get her,2 delete her from ur memory and i will go home and sleep cus i have never met her,dont have any feelings 4 her,so i dont care bt da prolem is u.u are da 1 with da prolem,u are da 1 dat has sleepless night,u are da 1 dat feels pain inside, so u alone have da answer 2 ur problem.look inside urself and u will find it there.



BE APPY OH
Romance / Re: Strictly For Da Guys: A Chic Ask You Out? by ibrahiem(m): 9:16am On Aug 29, 2007
ma guy,give dat azz hell.use dat oppotunity 2 do it anywhere cus dats exactly wat dat azz is meant 4.make u no shame boiz ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.i gat ya back, bro,
Romance / Re: Do You Think She Loves Me? by ibrahiem(m): 8:42am On Aug 29, 2007
u know,shit happens.she doesn't deserve u.she ain't worth being wit u bt like any other person,u just have 2 tyke it da way it comes cus u also invited it.u saw it coming bt u decided 2 continue cus u were infatuated,it was an illusion,an imagination ma guy.get someone who really deserves u n this tyme give em hell angry angry,
Romance / What Does She Mean? by ibrahiem(m): 4:25pm On Aug 28, 2007
we had a misunderstanding cus she was double dating while i was faithful 2 her.she sent me a text this morning and it reads

''i'm sorry that i hurt u n also sorry that i lied 2 u.i did that cus i love u n want u in my life.i didn't want 2 hurt u ,i want us 2 b but now that u know da truth,there is no longer us.i love u,ib.''

i need help cus it will also do me good if i forge ahead.1 thing remains certain that u can't just cheat nature since u just have 2 love.
Jokes Etc / Re: White Yoghurt by ibrahiem(m): 11:24am On Aug 21, 2007
it will b store 4 future use of da boy while it will speed up da sexual maturity of da girl.don't u think?
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by ibrahiem(m): 11:04am On Aug 21, 2007
ur momma sooooooooo ugly dat every tyme she show face 4 outside, na dat tyme da sun go go down wheither e lyke em or not.

ur momma so ugly dat whoever looks at her go start 2 pough.

I pray make ur momma face no bring about da end of tyme cus dey face look lyke one of signs wey i see 4 book.
Jokes Etc / Re: Whats Marriage Really Like? by ibrahiem(m): 10:36am On Aug 21, 2007
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc / Re: Bus Driver by ibrahiem(m): 2:58pm On Aug 15, 2007
if na me b da busdriver na 4 dia ur journey go end wit enough ass kicking.bt u dey funny oh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin can get enough
Jokes Etc / Re: Bus Driver by ibrahiem(m): 2:56pm On Aug 15, 2007
if na me b da busdriver na 4 dia ur journey go end wit enough ass kicking.bt u dey funny oh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin can get enough
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Do Women Fake Orgasms? by ibrahiem(m): 3:07pm On Aug 13, 2007
hw du u bro?is ur koko small.may b dat says it all 4 u ,bt 4 me,im da really koko wit an m16 n a whole lot of armunition 4 backup.dats why she dont taste my skills.she just keep comiing 4 more.in ma world,no room 4 faking orgasm.u dey shame boi
Nairaland / General / The Guy,''stein'' by ibrahiem(m): 12:28pm On Aug 13, 2007
it's d guy who has a left eye of making trouble n uses d right 2 compromise.Hey 'all in d nairaland.I'm just new n wanna get 2 no u.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Got Pregnant For Her Ex-Boyfriend by ibrahiem(m): 12:13pm On Aug 13, 2007
my brother,u should run,disappear,disintegrate,vermous, cuz dat gal ain't no good 4 u.tyk charge of yaself n don't let yaself b used again.adios
Jokes Etc / Metamorphosis Of Women by ibrahiem(m): 12:43pm On Aug 10, 2007
Man don tire as woman take de change right from time with him being where he always is right from time.let me give this stages of metamorphosis of women,so dat u get to know dat man is really at da recieving end,


yesterday woman
these set of women na women who are upto in their dealings with their men.Responsible n hardworking.They never want anything to go wrong in their homes n if there is any,they become restless.


today woman
she doesn't care if da responsibility of giving birth is now 4 men.they want da man to stay home n do da house work while they go to the office.they sit in da parlour reading newspaper n smoking while da man get himself busy in da kitchen.it


future women
na this one i go wait 4 una comments because then,they will be going 2 da market 2 bargain and then purshase da man.don't u think?
Jokes Etc / Re: Yar'adua's Acceptance Speech by ibrahiem(m): 12:15pm On Aug 10, 2007
GOOD GOD,where did u get dis kinda stuff lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Roasted Turkey by ibrahiem(m): 12:08pm On Aug 10, 2007
Nairaland, una get characters oh grin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Writes Semester Exam. Saying "I Am Not A Special Student" by ibrahiem(m): 12:01pm On Aug 10, 2007
At least,Baba will now see how hard we've been doing to make ends meet as students.Also hope that Baba was not caught with chips inside that his agbada.Seriously,Baba has prove to be a promising lad.keep the flag flying,baba.
Politics / Re: 'All Nigerians Are Corrupt', Says Oprah Winfrey by ibrahiem(m): 4:37pm On Aug 09, 2007
It is not her fault but da fault of those who listen to such rubbish.Whether she likes it or not Nigeria is moving to greater heights.The sky is our limit. I am so addicted to my motherland,

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