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Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:04am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so cross-eyed wen she cries, her tears run down her back. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:05am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so short she has to hold up a sign dat says "DON'T,SPIT I CAN'T SWIM" |
Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 12:07am On Aug 20, 2007 |
hey migines, how are u? just showing some love. tc |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:16am On Aug 20, 2007 |
I'm kul lysaa. Teej waz 3ryn to battle me bt i ges i gave hm a K.O. @topic yo momma is so fat she went to heaven nd droped to hell. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 12:17am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch a 60 Minutes movie. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:19am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly she went to d zoo nd sm1 screamed "oh no! 1 of d deformed rhinos has escaped" |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:33am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on talkn scale nd it sed "WTF!" |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:36am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly yo poppa lets her out only on halloween. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:39am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma a'int so bad afterall, she luks pretty kul wit her 2 left legs. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:42am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma a'int so bad afterall, she luks pretty kul wit her 2 left legs. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 12:58am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so fat she stood on a scale and it read "take it one after the other' |
Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 1:01am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a scale and it read 'to be continued' |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 1:16am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is lyk da toilet, full of sh*t! |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 1:44am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so dumb she stood d whole day in front of a slot machine waiting 4 change. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 1:47am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so dumb she stood d whole day in front of a slot machine waiting 4 change. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:40am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is lyk a hardware shop. 5cents a screw. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:41am On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma a'int as dumb as i tot, at least she calls u a "SON OF A B*TCH" |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:34pm On Aug 20, 2007 |
U know, now i'm rily tired of yo momma, she even stinks to a skunk. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 7:04pm On Aug 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so big, she watches concord fly past her lyk a butterfly. |
Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 9:28pm On Aug 20, 2007 |
okay i grab, but take it easy on urselves okay. . I'm yo momma and i say so! |
Re: Yo Momma! by ibrahiem(m): 11:04am On Aug 21, 2007 |
ur momma sooooooooo ugly dat every tyme she show face 4 outside, na dat tyme da sun go go down wheither e lyke em or not. ur momma so ugly dat whoever looks at her go start 2 pough. I pray make ur momma face no bring about da end of tyme cus dey face look lyke one of signs wey i see 4 book. |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:42am On Aug 21, 2007 |
buhahhahhha hey lysaa baby don't tell me u want us to believe u are the yo mama !!!! anyway yo mama got mad at yo papa and she was taken to a sanatorium |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Aug 21, 2007 |
yo mama is so hungry she always empties yo papas scum bag its no secret evry1 knows |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:48am On Aug 21, 2007 |
you and yo mama had a fight wen the police came lookn for you, guess where you were located IN YO MAMA"S ARMPITTTT how does it feel like to be in the pit? |
Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 11:58am On Aug 21, 2007 |
yep, I'm ready to take it for yo momma thats y i'm "yo momma" |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 2:00pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
dhheeheee yo mama is so sensible she bought he weddn gown from otta farm!!ridiculous |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:27pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
Yo momma's so fat she runs 4rm East to West |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:39pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
Yo momma is so short, she has to luk up to luk down. |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 5:11pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
yo mama is lysaa ; |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 7:02pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
Hmmmm, dat dont sound nice. |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 4:58pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
well she leaves me no choice lysaa: she insists shes yo mama, so all i can do is to affirm she is! |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:00pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
Oooookay i gedit. Lol |
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