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| Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 8:46am On Aug 25, 2007 |
Yo momma is so fat she is the only one in your family picture |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 8:49am On Aug 25, 2007 |
Yo mama is so stupid i caught her peeping over a glass wall |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Antoni(m): 12:53pm On Aug 25, 2007 |
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her parents, |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 2:22pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
yo mama is soo ugly wen she was born, what happened  |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 2:24pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
yo mama is so smart, she lost da way 2 ur papa's d**ck  |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 2:26pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
yo mama is a glutton simple! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Nobody: 2:12pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
your momma is sooo ugly that she defeated Obasanjo in an ugly contest |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 4:00pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly, her parents name her "SHIT HAPPENS" |
| Re: Yo Momma! by funmeme(f): 5:10pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
yoo maaaama is so worse that u lock her up in d toilet everyday |
| Re: Yo Momma! by funmeme(f): 5:13pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
yoo maaaaama is so horrible that u lock her up in the toilet everyday! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:37pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly, she luk lyk shes lived in an asshole all her lyf. (now i know were u got d "gud" luks 4rm) |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 3:39pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
yo mama is ugly wen she went 4 a peageant she defeated the chimp guess what dats why u go to the zoo 2 ci her! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 4:03pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Dats where u rong girl. I a'int neva bn to a zoo all ma lyf. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:13pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly*thinks 4 a moment* damn! SHE IIIIIIIIZ UGLY! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by bigjosh1: 3:18am On Sep 01, 2007 |
yo momma is so dumb she sits on d T V and watches d coach |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Sep 01, 2007 |
  YOUR MOMMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE SCARES KINGKONG |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Goldmann(m): 3:27pm On Sep 01, 2007 |
| Ur mama has one big tit and one small tit, wen she walks around people call her biggie smalls |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 11:23pm On Sep 01, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly people pay extra at the zoo not to see her  |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 11:28pm On Sep 01, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly she was fixed into an incubator with tinted glasses when she was born   |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Sep 03, 2007 |
buhhahahhaha miggy dont tell its now your mama cos i dont know, pls try and go to the zoo to see her dont be heartless |
| Re: Yo Momma! by nt4dmasses(m): 7:34pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
Yo Momma is so stupid dat she wipes her ass with her hands and cleans the shit off her hands with the toilet paper. Gosh. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Nobody: 6:16pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
Yo Momma's head is so big,i can see what she's thinkin. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 4:09pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
yo mama so dumb, she adds her breast milk in her cereals |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 4:14pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
your momma so old, she's always complaining that she misses her hommies Adam and Eve! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 4:20pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Yo Mama so stupid that, when i told her i just bought a new jaguar Z40, She was like " Wow, that's great! i hope it doesn't bite?" |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 4:27pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Yo Mama so ugly that, SHREK IS THINKING OF TAKING HER AS HIS SECOND WIFE |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 4:34pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Yo Mama so fat, that the Equator belt is too small for her waist. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 4:44pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
@lawyer u're gud |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 5:01pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Yo Mama so old that, she helped build the first pyramid for the first pharoah and the second pharoah gave her a letter of recommendation before he died too |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 5:05pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Yo Mama's so old, she read metusallah's will to his great great great grand children |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 5:07pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Migines: Thanks your also quite a badass in Yo Mama jokes, lol |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lawyer(m): 5:11pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Yo mama so ugly, the miss world pageant had to be postphoned even though she was the only contestant |
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