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| Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 11:06am On Jul 23, 2007 |
yo momma is so poor she can't afford to pay the cheapest attention |
| Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 11:59am On Jul 23, 2007 |
Yo mamma so dumb she mistaken me 4 ur pap. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 3:47pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma is so dumb she tot u were wot caryin 4 9mths. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 3:49pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma is so dumb she tot u were wot caryin 4 9mths. @lysaa i'll take dat as a complement |
| Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 4:51pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Yo mamma so dumb she cldnt remember she gv birth to u. Sup dude u bak. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:10pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma is so poor she tried to claim benefits of a doubt. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:10pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so ugly her nickname 's DAMN! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:12pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so ugly d rats gave her bak d cheez deh stole. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:15pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so fat ne tyme shes bout to take a swim in d ocean, d Tsunami alert sets off. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:20pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
@rasulua yea i'm bak. Re u on prodigits? If u re nt regista its prodigits.Co .Uk. U re usn ur fone right? |
| Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 5:21pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Yo mamma so raw she wz tripin 4 my horse. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 7:02pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Migines:thanks u. R u male or female? u didnt indicate huh? Yo momma took too much sugar when u were conceived thats why u are so sweet  **must we curse?** |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 7:24pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
@lysaa quote do we av to curse. No we dnt av to. Nd i'm a male. Nd 10ks 4 d post. @topic ur momma's so fat she permanently hasflat tyres. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 7:33pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so ugly she went to auditn 4 a Indecency movie nd d attendant sed "luk at d sign, it says auditn 4 Indecency movie not horro movie." |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 7:50pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
yo momma is so fat, when she sits down she scares dust |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:12pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so fat her shadow weigh 250Ibs |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:13pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so fat her shadow weigh 250Ibs |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 8:14pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
yo momma is so ugly even her shadow cant walk with her |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:16pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat i 3rid to evade her nd i ran out of breath |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 8:26pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
yo momma so fat she stands on 2 time zones |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:32pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's teet re so yelo wen she smiles, trafic slows down. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:33pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so stupid she stole a free sample. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:34pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so old, she's in Jesus' year buk. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:37pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so fat wen she went 4 fatest persn competitn, she won Ist 2nd & 3rd! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 8:38pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
yo momma is so old she went to an antique and she was kept! hey guy, i'm good to go. . nice chatting with ya fo' sho |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:40pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Ur momma's so old she waz d waitress at "LAST SUPPER" |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:41pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Aight lysaa. L8ter. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by tomiade1(m): 8:46pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
yo momma so stupid, she tot cheerios was donut seeds easy! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 8:47pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
@ both nice ones u guy drop,i had a problem with my fone network dats y i dint drop in,av some. Yo mamma so fat she shock ur pap 2 death. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by tomiade1(m): 9:02pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
yo momma so stupid, she sat on the t.v and watched the couch |
| Re: Yo Momma! by tomiade1(m): 9:07pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
yo momma so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED! yo momma so fat, she needs a guide to wipe her ass easy! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 9:08pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Yo mamma so fat when she walk in front of d tv i miss a whole series. |
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