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Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 9:35am On Jul 26, 2007 |
Yo mamma so fat she broke d toilet closet so u all as to use d tree. |
Re: Yo Momma! by babaluku: 5:30pm On Jul 26, 2007 |
ur mama is so ugly she looks like "FLAVOR FLAV" |
Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 6:25pm On Jul 26, 2007 |
Yo mamma so ugly omo baba gvs her respect. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:26pm On Jul 26, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old her memory is in black nd white. |
Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 6:29pm On Jul 26, 2007 |
Old stuff! |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:13pm On Jul 26, 2007 |
Ur momma's so ugly she nd d insects talk eyeball- to- eyeball |
Re: Yo Momma! by Nobody: 12:47am On Jul 27, 2007 |
Yo momma is so brainless, she talks like Mukina2 |
Re: Yo Momma! by ijidakinro(m): 1:24am On Jul 27, 2007 |
your momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese baby |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:45pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
Dat is 1 of d first jokes i postd. |
Re: Yo Momma! by MrRaheem(m): 6:20pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
@ Migines, Yo Momma is so skinny, Tha Bitch looks thru a peep-Hole wit both eyes, |
Re: Yo Momma! by babaluku: 5:23am On Jul 28, 2007 |
yo mama is so broke that she use condom thrice |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 2:18pm On Jul 28, 2007 |
@mr raheem u dint av to specify. @topic ur momma is so dumb i told her i wantd to arrange a blind date 4 her. Wen she came bak nd i askd her ao it waz, she sed "fantastic! But, is he rily blind? " |
Re: Yo Momma! by MrRaheem(m): 4:17pm On Jul 28, 2007 |
@ magines sori about dat, i just tot u might wanna battle me. Anyway, ur momma is so dirty that tha bitch took her bath and lost weight |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:11pm On Jul 28, 2007 |
@mr raheem. Wow! Dats so nice of u.(to apologize) many pple wunt. Nice to meet u. @topic ur momma is so old, king solomon is ur half broda. |
Re: Yo Momma! by MrRaheem(m): 10:11pm On Jul 28, 2007 |
@migines, Thanx bro, nice to meet you too. @Topic Your momma sucked so much dicks that her lips went platinum |
Re: Yo Momma! by lolly1815(f): 10:46pm On Jul 31, 2007 |
yo momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she died. |
Re: Yo Momma! by babaluku: 3:16am On Aug 01, 2007 |
@mr raheem your mama is so fat,she went to KROGER took a step.took a deep breath and she was accused of stealing grogery |
Re: Yo Momma! by djcrooky(m): 5:57am On Aug 01, 2007 |
yo mama is so dumd dat she sits on the tv and watches the couch yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 5o pound yo mama is so ugly that when she gets in to a bank they swisth off there camera |
Re: Yo Momma! by MrRaheem(m): 8:43am On Aug 01, 2007 |
@babaluku, Yo momma is dumb cos tha bitch had u when she was on her period. Keep my name outa ur mouth, Boy! |
Re: Yo Momma! by Abium: 10:10am On Aug 01, 2007 |
aLL oF yOU YOUR PAPA IS SO STUPID DAT HE NO LOOK WELLA B4 HE MARRY UR MAMA |
Re: Yo Momma! by jossy1luv(f): 11:07am On Aug 01, 2007 |
yo mamma is so bald that she uses toothpick to roll her hair |
Re: Yo Momma! by MrRaheem(m): 12:51pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
@jossy, what happenned?, i've been trying to connect to u but it's not working, Are u still online? |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 12:12pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
yo mama is so thoughtful she forgot her bra in the car yo mama is so pretty she looked at the mirror and it broke yo mama is so slim that the mosquitoes envy her yo mama is so tall that she just have to straight her legs to cross a mountain yo mama is so fat that wen she fell into the sea the whales ran out of the water yo mama uses paint for lipstick yo mama laughed hard and her teeths fell off hmmmm yo mama is wise and intelligent that she failed her aptitude test yo mama is crazy she went to market to buy george bush just becos she want to decorate her house for xmas ND I MEAN ITT |
Re: Yo Momma! by tonerro1(m): 12:18pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
u momma is so dumb she sit on the television and watches the chair and wonders why nothing is showing! |
Re: Yo Momma! by MrRaheem(m): 12:50pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
Yo momma has pussy on her Hips so she can make money on the side |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 3:24pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
YO mama is so sensible she uses paints for lipstick i guess u already know. yo mama is so mindful she left her black bra in the booth yo mama is so young that my grandma calls her aunty yo mama is so fat she fell into the ocean and all the wales ran out yo mama is damn too skinny even the mosquitoes envy her yo mama is damn pretty wen she glimsed at the mirror it fell off the wal and broke U WITNESSED IT! YO mama is so intellingent and smart that she failed her aptitude test yo mama is just too dumb she went to a drug store and asked for a hotel reservation. yo mama bla bla bla, ? she went to the market and asked for george bush just because she wants to decorate her room for xmas thinkn its a new kind of xmas tree! |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:20pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
Sory yall. I've had ntwork probs. Gud to b bak cuz, Ur momma is so dumb she went to hell nd sed, damn! Y is it so hot in ere? |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:36pm On Aug 02, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly shes fed wit a frisby. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Fadajasi(m): 12:18am On Aug 03, 2007 |
Yo momma is so urgly that she cries backward. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 4:43pm On Aug 03, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly wen she waz born d doctor nd nurses wer dismisd. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 7:33pm On Aug 04, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat she uses a fone booth as her cell fone. |
Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:25am On Aug 06, 2007 |
yo mama uses speaker for ear phone yo mama is so beautiful wen she got to the zoo the mnkeys cheered her as their queen. yo mamas house is so neat the spider pay her rents |
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