Ur momma is so dumb she waz possesd by Albert Einsteins spirit but remained DUMB!

I traveld for
14yrs
9mths
3wks
6dys at 220km/min

Nd i waz stil in 4rnt of yo momma!

Ur momma is so old she owes Jesus 3bucks.

Ur momma is so fat she fell in luv nd broke it.

Ur momma is so old she told Judas: "u c, i av knwn u 4 384yrs nw nd u re lyk a grand son to me, i will advice u to comit suicide considerng wat u did to ur mastep" den yesday wen i waz talkn to her, she sed "Judas's fada also komitd suicide ryte in 4rnt of me"

Ur momma is so stupid she 3ied to design a solar powered flashlyte.

Ur momma is so stupid she sat in her wheel chair nd sed "you kant push me around no more"

@mig
ur mama is so dumb she uses mapquest to get to the kitchen from her room

@babaluku
ur momma is so poor she sold ur sense of humour.
Dnt direct ne joke to me.

@mignie
ur mama is so fat her pussy couldnt be seen by a microscope

wen yo mama was sworn into the parliament she made her oats: she said i'll screw you the reader and Bleep the first poster!!!

yo mama is so fat she went for a bath and sunk with the bathtub into the ground and you wept was it a lie?

yo mama is a fast runner she runs the race of her life, (at least uve witnessed her in action)

yo mama is so ugly wen she got to hell the demons screamed for help and left hell for her. go there now and u'll see her wid the big fork smiling

Ur momma is so full of sin, she went to hell nd d devil gave her a lyta nd so fuel to start anoda branch.

Ur momma is so full of sin, she went to hell nd d devil gave her a lyta nd so fuel to start anoda branch.

Ur momma is so full of sin, she went to hell nd d devil gave her a lyta nd so fuel to start anoda branch.

hi guys, how y'all doing?

my momma is so christian, she taught me never to curse again, lol. . i just came to show some love. .have fun!!!!

Ur momma is so nasty she stop using d internet wen she bcame born again.

Ur momma is so old her name is in past tense.

hey u, u're on. .HRU?

Migines:

your momma is so nasty she stop using d internet when she bcame born again.

is that the right word for that space? just doesnt gel in. but u are doing well. sup?

@lysaa Dat mins she onlx browzd pun.
I gud nd u? Wev u bn.

yo

Yo wat?

Gush!!!   Una hash o, na person mama be that. Anyhow sha i dey enjoy una jokes

Ur momma is so stupid she waz busted in a for indecent xposure in a porn klub.

and wen she was busted yo mama came crying to you

Abium what happened you said yo opps let me help you out, but mind u am not refering to ur mother okay? its just a joke, so lets go!

yo mama is so fats wen she climbed yo papa he disappeared into the mattress hw abt that?

lolz. .

i'm fine migines. BTW, do u know one presenter of old WWF that has a name that sounds like urs?

@lysaa
no i dnt nd doz WWF min world wresling federation? If it doz, doz it min u watch wresling?

@lysaa
no i dnt nd doz WWF min world wresling federation? If it doz, doz it min u watch wresling?

hahaha used to, migine or so the name sounds was that presenter that Horgan looks down at when talking and he goes like 'lemme tel ya somn migin. .'