Ahh, how can I forget my day to day adventures with Bedbugs in yabatech...

Born in one day, gone in one day..

A lot can happen in "one day"..

Hehe

This one no be subject, Na Sh*t dey hold the guy ...

mazimee:
Who else came here thinking it was his bebe?

I'm not surprised..

Kraspo:
Dear friends, embrace your mortality. Be not afraid of the poisonous claws of death, but live each day of your life with the consciousness that you are only promised death in this cold world. Don't leave for tomorrow what you should do today. Enjoy your life while you still sip the chanced breath of life. Be good to all and live in the reality of the moment. We are all actors on the brief stage of life, all waiting for the curtains of life to fall on us.

RIP to the dead.

You failed to mention that Jesus is Life, the very source of your being, we are expected to live for Him, in hope of eternal glory, and not just feeding ourselves with lusts of this world and "enjoying your life".

Which one is local govt identification certificate??

iHarrie:
Now the very ATM you all depend on doesn't seem quite dependable. This one time after withdrawing, I received a message from fraudsters saying my ATM had been blocked and bla bla bla..

my deBit card*

Now the very ATM you all depend on doesn't seem quite dependable. This one time after withdrawing, I received a message from fraudsters saying my ATM had been blocked and bla bla bla..

Check my signature

Now here are the key features of this device that wowed me.


Brand: Letv
Type: 4G Phablet
OS: Android 6.0
SIM Card Slot: Dual SIM,Dual Standby
SIM Card Type: Nano SIM Card

CPU: Helio X20
Cores: 2.3GHz,Deca Core

GPU: Mali T880
RAM: 3GB RAM
ROM: 32GB
External Memory: Not Supported


Screen type: Capacitive
Screen size: 5.5 inch
Screen resolution: 1920 x 1080 (FHD)

Camera type: Dual cameras (one front one back)
Back-camera: 16.0MP
Front camera: 8.0MP


WIFI: 802.11b/g/n wireless internet
Network type: CDMA,FDD-LTE,GSM,TD-SCDMA,TDD-LTE,WCDMA
2G: GSM 1800MHz,GSM 1900MHz,GSM 850MHz,GSM 900MHz
CDMA: CDMA EVDO BC0/BC1
3G: WCDMA B1 2100MHz,WCDMA B2 1900MHz,WCDMA B5 850MHz,WCDMA B8 900MHz
TD-SCDMA: TD-SCDMA B34/B39
4G LTE: FDD B1 2100MHz,FDD B3 1800MHz,FDD B7 2600MHz,TDD B38 2600MHz,TDD B39 1900MHz,TDD B40 2300MHz,TDD B41 2500MHz

Battery Capacity (mAh): 3000mAh
Battery Type: Non-removable



I/O Interface: 2 x Nano SIM Slot,Micophone,Speaker,Type-C
Bluetooth Version: Bluetooth V4.2
Sensor: Gravity Sensor
Google Play Store: Yes
Additional Features: Alarm,Bluetooth,Browser,Calculator,Calendar,Camera,Fingerprint recognition,Fingerprint Unlocking.

It currently sells for $117 on gearbest, and this promo ends on the 31st of August. You can also use this coupon (LES3K) on checkout to get some extra off.

Wonderful, and only those who love to show off actually buy and drop their comments..

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adepeter26:

Muaka àbí n'a wetin be his name no fit do me anything.... We will keep exposing them.

BTW, what made. Him to wait till March 16 before prophesying (sorry, predicting)? Morealso, it's 10days & plus, dollar only depreciated slightly.....

He only had a wrong guess. When dollar inflates again, i will mention you

And countless others who have been fed with problems more than they can contend with, all to show off pride.. Dont worry, whatever a man sows, he will surely reap.. Watch what you say....

Originalsly:
Hmmm.... let me try to chew this one..... the baby was terrrribly ill... so the mother decided to take him to the hospital church. The baby died on the way .... but she took him anyway.... because she had faith... and the pastor who never resurrected even a mosquito... had even more faith that he can now resurrect the child...so he called in the camera crew and PR people to cover the miracle! Karma has a way... I hope they both be ready for the backlash. I can't even chew this one ... can't chew can't swallow.

Na mouth they put people for trouble these days... One day, it will happen, and you will visit the same place you condemned just to be free.. because "karma has a way" of justifying the innocent....

gypsey:
don't tell me you believe that Rubbish! Those so called pastors and nothing but crooks and thieves. So I am not going to bother.

Dont say what you dont know, though there are false prophets in many places. That doesnt give you the right to condemn them all...

Otutu1:
All these pastors want to beat even Jesus when it comes to miracles. Hmmmmm

Otutu1:
All these pastors want to beat even Jesus when it comes to miracles. Hmmmmm

John 14:12, " Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on
me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater
works than these shall he do; because I go unto my
Father."

Try to understand than in a ministry like this, it is the handwork of God, and not man. God did miracles in the days of old, and God has not changed, dont you think God will continue doing midacles if His spirit dwells in man??

Happy Sunday,
As a christian, one who is born-again, and who was married to two wives, what you need to do is to hold on to your first wife and settle the second wife and send her home.
And if you have sent your first wife away you must bring her back, marriage is between a man and a woman, marriage is for better for worse, in sickness and in health, until death do you part.

And if death have not separated you, you have no right to separate yourself by divorcing or sending her away and marrying a new wife.. If you continue in that second marriage, that is adultery, (Matt 19:9) and we both know where adultery leads. (Hebrews 13:4)..

I have not spoken to condemn anyone but to bring to you the knowledge of the truth that many might be set free and do the necessary restitution.
Thanks

Happy Sunday.
Brother to know a church where the spirit of God dwells can only be revealed to you by God, if you say you love God, and you have become born-again, and also sanctified, and if the spirit of God be upon you and you have a strong relationship with God, you can go into prayers asking God to reveal "Who that Minister is"...

And concerning the prophesies, a lot of ministers have eyes, they can see, they can tell you what you do at home, the colour of boxers you wear, they can describe your situation like reading a novel, but they have no power to change it, because the Lord is not on their side, and how will the Lord be there if everyone is going to church for miracle and the power to make wealth forgetting the basic foundation of every Christian life; salvation and to end up in heaven. While some are not actually called by God for this mandate, so they resort to other means of attaining contrary power, and whenever some minister to y.ou, your situation worsens and then they begin to hide from you...
My advice, stick to my first point... Seek the face of God.

Jeremiah 4:30, " And [when] thou [art] spoiled, what wilt thou do? Though thou clothest thyself with crimson, though thou deckest thee with ornaments of gold, though thou rentest thy face with painting, in vain shalt thou make thyself fair; [thy] lovers will despise thee, they will seek thy life."

Please, I don't like where this thread is heading, if it's stirring up strife and contention between the brethren, then it should be closed.

There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death. The ways of the Lord are not the ways of man. Aaaand it has only happened because God permitted it, and who is *anyone to question God.


Please, watch what you say, many are murmuring and speaking evil, aaaand of such the anger of God is upon, aaaand when the face of God is against you, you're under judgement, you can't move forward, you will be stagnant, you can't receive from Him, your prayers can't be answered, you put hand here: no way, put hand here; no way, you can't prosper. God is the One that ruleth in the kingdom of men and in the kingdom of spirits, the Author and Finisher of your faith, from Him all good things come from, He is your helper and the source of your well-being, aaaand the moment you are disconnected from your source, you will be diminishing aaaand the end thereof you already know...so please, watch what you think in your heart.

Bank wire... straight to your keystone account..

worshipdevice:


I thought the Bible did mention hair n not head?

Hair actually..

She should be ministering with her head covered...