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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 NDDC Foreign Msc And PhD Scholarship by Incarnate: 8:53pm On Jun 26, 2017
NCC has really spoilt the bulk sms business.

Some sms service providers do not send to mtn numbers and you have the Do not Disturb feature on all networks

text STATUS to 2442 to check its free
Education / Re: NDDC Foreign Scholarship For Students From Niger-Delta 2017 by Incarnate: 6:56pm On Jun 26, 2017
Check your mails and spam folder friends received
Autos / Re: Where Can I Find Scooters In Lagos Or Ibadan? by Incarnate: 9:24am On Jun 28, 2010
This is not autos this is a sporting item not autos.

Get a clue

Look online in any directory and you will see it under sporting goods
Autos / Where Can I Find Scooters In Lagos Or Ibadan? by Incarnate: 1:28pm On Jun 27, 2010
Looking to buy a kick scooter

Order of Preference
-------------------------

1. Three wheeled = http://trikkenz.co.nz/wp-content/plugins/wp-shopping-cart/product_images/trikke12r.jpg
     High wheeled

2. Generic kick scooter = http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/razor-scooter-ms130-a3-blue.jpg

Would appreciate it if I can have a list of places to look and if anyone has idea of pricing that would be great.

Thanks
Events / Re: Event Coverage And Photography Expert by Incarnate: 12:55pm On Jun 18, 2010
can i see samples of your portrait shots, and where are you located you only gave a street address.

Considering a photo shoot session
Webmasters / Re: Why Are Nigerian Websites Not On The Cutting Edge! by Incarnate: 7:33pm On May 07, 2010
You see all the ads on the street inviting people to learn web design for 8000 Naira.

Go figure.
Webmasters / Re: I Need A Web Designer by Incarnate: 10:33am On May 05, 2010
You don't need A.

You need people with the following skills.


- PHP
- JAVA
- FLASH

= 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE

BEST IS TO GET PEOPLE WHO SPECIALIZE. WELL OF COURSE WILL YOU BE ABLE TO PAY?
Webmasters / Re: Warning: Failed Opening 'library/closedb.php' For Inclusion by Incarnate: 1:59pm On Apr 30, 2010
What is the part to the file that contains the code you posted?
what is the part to the file that you want to include?


Me feels it is in different locations so your php file cant find the include stuff. difficult to say for now and if you have the website online post a link
Webmasters / Re: I Will Build Your Website Free, No Strings Attached by Incarnate: 9:55am On Apr 30, 2010
@dhtml every 5 minutes?

Hope this is not turning into OCD
Webmasters / Re: Live Technical Support System by Incarnate: 8:44am On Apr 30, 2010
I thought i was the only person that gets bored on the internets. Yea the internets is big and never lies except you are hardcore gamer, social networking freak. Not much to do. But read and acquire new knowledge.

Then try to share.

All the internets are belongs to me and I can haz my cheeseburgers with that.
Webmasters / Re: Live Technical Support System by Incarnate: 4:19pm On Apr 29, 2010
Feels better now.

Maybe I will add more description later
Webmasters / Re: Live Technical Support System by Incarnate: 3:12pm On Apr 29, 2010
There is nothing big about it.

But to provide instant assistance to everyone that needs it. Like you have for your website and you cater for the people that visit your site.

This is not for specific website just a place anyone can come to to ask question and get immediate response from people who have made themselves available to help.

Depending on if it is used. It can evolve.
Webmasters / Re: I Will Build Your Website Free, No Strings Attached by Incarnate: 2:54pm On Apr 29, 2010
Dual Core:


Error 404!

It should be Error 502
Webmasters / Re: Live Technical Support System by Incarnate: 2:17pm On Apr 29, 2010
Send me a mail with the username you want. I guess it will still be dualcore

I am hoping this can be used and one can move to a permanent server.

A little free time for now and bored like hell.

email me at

iamanincarnate@gmail.com

will forward you the login info.

maybe over the weekend i can change the page into a more interesting page.
Webmasters / Live Technical Support System by Incarnate: 11:56am On Apr 29, 2010
I am testing a live technical support application which is open source  (livezilla)

If you have questions in regards to software (mostly, web development, etc) and hardware (a little bit) mostly but other questions are welcomed, click this link to test.

http://kalandero.agilityhoster.com/

I should be on monday - friday from 9am to 5pm, hopefully I can get your questions answered.

Hopefully can be turned into something useful if enough people show enough interest.

dont worry you are not paying anything. just giving my time.

ya, there is nothing on the site just the link to starting a chat because it is an application i downloaded and testing for now. hopefully will migrate to a domain if results are positive.

- I am not going to do a general chat, i reserve the right to discontinue any discussion when and if i feel it is getting out of control
- i am not going to help to do any school project or office work
- if you have doubts about my suggestions, seek others advice or go to google if you are not happy.
- maybe i can give out virtual laced candies. hopefully that will get you going.
- be polite simple
- then i will be polite with you in answering you questions


if the chat box doesnt load on your initial opening close it and load it again, depending on your connection. but it is working so no one can come back and post it is not working or loading.

Also, would appreciate it if you use your nairaland username if you decide to try it out.
Adverts / A by Incarnate: 11:39am On Apr 29, 2010
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Webmasters / Re: How Can I Turn A Web Page Into A Jpg Picture File by Incarnate: 9:14am On Apr 29, 2010
Use firefox and get the fireshot addon. it captures the webpage from top to bottom or just the visible part instead of doing print screen. i am sure there will be for internet explorer. but who cares about internet explorer. no need for printscreen










use
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Software Development by Incarnate: 12:35pm On Apr 25, 2010
your company needs an application designed and you are willing to pay and learn how to program. why not ask the company to pay for training. or hire someone proficient as recommended above.

the reality is that, if you want to learn java, php, asp/asp.net, c# or anything you want to use. take into consideration that

it will take you some time to become knowledgeable and procificient to accomplish the task. a couple of months of intensive practice. you have to eat and sleep the programming language. so while you are busy learning, time's a wasting for your company's application. so lets say maybe you study for 6 months and then you go to drawing board for another six months of practicing and writing modules. then give or take one or two months for testing. thats pretty much over a year at least to get a finished product from you.

or you can decide to acquire the skill for personal development and if the need arises, you will be ready to do it next time. or get a better job with your new skill.
Programming / Re: Pls I Need Help On My Final Year Project , by Incarnate: 8:37am On Apr 25, 2010
Do you know how to do it or you are just being lazy about doing it?

1. If you dont know how to do it, then there is nothing to write home about in regards to your higher education. Was it worth it? So what did you learn in school?

2. If you are just lazy about doing it, then keep procastinating.
Autos / Re: Dont Say Hummer Jeep, Murano Jeep. Jeep Is A Brand by Incarnate: 5:35pm On Apr 23, 2010
@knotty, why are you being naughty?

I agree with you absolutely. Just like Google. 'Go and google for this on google. Perfectly correct.

I am under the impression this is how Nigerian English is evolving. Or maybe one needs to get accustomed to hearing this. Reading and hearing it makes me cringe. So I need to find a way to "uncringe" because i know it aint gonna change.
Autos / Dont Say Hummer Jeep, Murano Jeep. Jeep Is A Brand by Incarnate: 3:18pm On Apr 23, 2010
Why do people make this mistake. Even car dealers here are saying , Jeep. Just read a thread and the person said Murano Jeep. A car dealer saying Murano jeep. HOW CAN?

It was also written in Guardian news I think they wrote Prado Jeep.

People JEEP is a brand just like TOYOTA, HONDA, MERCEDES, LEXUS.

Please dont say Hummer Jeep again.

This is Jeep's website. www.jeep.com
Webmasters / Re: Joomla Deprecated Error.any Idea? by Incarnate: 12:03pm On Apr 22, 2010
if you are getting a function deprecated or some type of deprecated error. that means that, the version of php installed on your server does not match with the requirements of joomla's php codes. as the php codes for joomla are newer than the php version installed on your server.

the notorious one is regex no longer in php5 but is still in php5. so if you use the regex function in a php5 application and your server is running php4, well you will get deprecated errors.

copy and paste the error so one can know more. you have no worries. maybe you should upgrade the version of your php if possible.
Religion / Re: My Boyfriend Is An Atheist. I Love Him But My Family And Friends Hate Him. Help by Incarnate: 1:10am On Apr 12, 2010
It is extremely funny people are quoting the bible to justify their stance. How about consider her emotional feelings in this situation without the bible? Obviously it is clear where her emotion is and she has so far been very successful in the relationship with the guy.

A guy sincerely loves you and treats you the way you are supposed to be treated. Then when it is time for marriage, your family is calling him a devil I am hoping that you were able to defend the person that has been by your side for many days, comforted and attended to your emotional needs. Even if it is just to say he is not a devil he is just like everyone else.

Reading several comments saying the OP should discontinue the relationship with this guy because of a religious issue.

1. He is not asking her to change based on what she has written.
2. He takes her to church or wherever she wants to go, so he is not against her religious believes.

Guess what, when i started reading the OP's post, i was like the guy is me. Is she talking about me? Well, I am just like the guy she described the only thing for me is that i have not attempted dating anyone yet in nigeria because of the religion issue. As the girl may be cool with me without a religion but the eventual is the girl's family.

A major disagreement that may arise if you get married is, should the kids be into religion or not. I can definitely say that he is not going to allow his kids to be into religion same as i will do. Religion is a very complicated issue no one wants to face. I try to avoid it with my family. Mom asking hope you are going to church I just reply yes cos i am not ready to argue yet.

The reality is, you wake up in the morning you make your choices of having breakfast, showering, what to wear, how to get to work, school or go have fun. Everyday is full of choices. Why cant religion be a choice? Being a christian doesnt guarantee you to be a perfect partner in a relationship. Stuff happens. It is unfortunate that the family is already tagging him as a devil. Compare a devil to the description of his character the OP gave. Is that who you will refer to as a devil?

Well, I have had people call me a devil for not being into religion. I do not go around trying to convince people that religion is a waste of time likewise, i would like to assume the OP's guy doesnt go around talking to people about atheism. It is a choice that has to be made.

I have met people that have been persistent about me going to church. each time saying lets go lets go. And I am there sitting explaining that I respect your choice and decision, I have made mine so why not respect mine and not ask me to go since I have said no I am not going. No miracle will happen to change that.

Thinking about this, @ OP, you knew about his atheism, you are aware of your family's stance, and how deep they are into religion. I guess at the start of the relationship, you were not worried about what your family would think or maybe you were "praying" that he will change. And I am definitely sure you are worried about your age as the clock is ticking.  If you were aware of all these and more, why didnt you fix it from the get go by looking for someone who your family will accept? People like us will definitely find it difficult to get accepted and find partners. That we understand and we are cool with whatever happens.

You alone fully understand your relationship with the guy, your emotion, and your family. It is not your family that will be waking up by your side every morning. You shouldnt have let this come this far as I am assuming the relationship is more than a year. It is not all about you. So now, obviously you know what to do now. So you are going to leave him and say your sorries. Well, As an exgf once told me, time heals.


FYI there is nothing special in a christian that an atheism cant be comparable or supersede. Being an atheist is not a taboo. Assuming christian is real, how many people can stand up and definitely say, I am passing the test. I have friends that do all sorts of things that will amaze you and yet claim christianity. Religion is a joke. The amount of time people spend in church is ridiculous. Week day services, weekends, night vigil, prayer meetings. it is appalling. Why not use the time judiciously and develop your personal skills that will be more useful in realising your goals in life?

Atheists are not devils.
I can definitely say that atheists are more understanding compared to a religious person
I am an atheist

and

There is nothing wrong in seeking knowledge.

@OP to be realistic, it is unfortunate looking at the way things are now, you may lose out on a great guy. It is also possible to find the christian person you want to exceed his character but, that I doubt. You have a diamond in hand, now you will be throwing it in the trash because of what your family and friends are saying. I hope you will be able to find a higher carat diamond.

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Webmasters / Re: Presenting - The Best Nigerian Blog by Incarnate: 5:31pm On Apr 09, 2010
We do things differently. My way may not be the best way others may have better but this is life i guess.


DUALCORE, I REINCARNATED FROM A PREVIOIUS NL ID ON WEBMASTER SECTION.

AH AH AH

YOU KNOW BUT YOU DONT KNOW
Webmasters / Re: Presenting - The Best Nigerian Blog by Incarnate: 9:40am On Apr 09, 2010
Amazing

look at what egift wrote after my comment

"I have waited for this, thanks for pointing it out. I did not give credit on my site for the theme - Why?"

If no one mentioned it, so he/she would not say anything about that. why wait?

Well. you do what you wish to do. That is your cup of tea actually none of my business.
Webmasters / Re: Presenting - The Best Nigerian Blog by Incarnate: 7:23pm On Apr 06, 2010
@egift,

Why? why didnt you give credit to the person that made the theme for the wordpress, at least you stated it was wordpress what about the person that created the theme you used

http://www.arrastheme.com/

That is the theme you used, it is not yours so give credit where credit is due. And dont claim you have the most beautiful site. it is not your work, so you cant claim it is yours

Give credit to whom credit is due.
Webmasters / Re: Nairaland Disintegration by Incarnate: 5:43am On Feb 10, 2010
This is not dhtml, this is not yawa-tide

This is a different person entirely. I can defintely confirm this 100%.
Webmasters / Nairaland Disintegration by Incarnate: 10:46pm On Feb 09, 2010
I was an active contributor on nairaland and I stopped posting and replying messages. I have seen many people wondering where I am asking. I also got emails that I never replied to.

When I first joined NL, I was always eager to wake up in the morning and check replies or create new threads. I was really glad to contribute and slowly and gradually, I started noticing a drop in the quality of postings. What really shocked me most was that once last year, I was banned. I really got pissed. The original intent of NL is LOST. And now with the issue of banning mods, well I read the explanation of cloning of usernames. Seun's response to the issues shouldnt have been what it is. Though people were asking for explanation, I strongly believe what happened was internal not to have been made public. Now, people have developed negative opinions.

I know yawa-tide, was also wondering how come i disappeared. I know I for certain will not be active as I used to. Maybe just post once a month that is if I post anything at all.
Technology Market / I Want A Digital Camera by Incarnate: 11:48am On Jan 27, 2010
I need a digital camera

please tell me how much you want to sell and the specification
Webmasters / Re: Nigeria's First Web Conference Hold January 2010: And It Depends On You! by Incarnate: 6:13am On Jan 24, 2010
I have been following this thread to see how things develop. Obviously it is difficult to get something organized with a group of people.

I hope that the poster above is aware to the fact that not everyone is on facebook. What other means will be used to collect addresses for such document?

Joining facebook for me is not an option. Is it ok to post my email address here?

Take a look at this as a reference point.

http://www.fossnigeria.org/

Free open source software conference coming up for the second year in Kano
Web Market / Re: Will Design Your Website Free No Strings Attached by Incarnate: 5:37pm On Jan 22, 2010
Cool.

If i dont get any other request by Tuesday January 26, I will close this thread and work with the people I have or may select before Jan. 26.

So far, I have agreed on doing 2 websites and the owners seem pretty serious about it. So I guess it is a go for the two so only one more spot left.

One more request can still be granted before Noon on Tuesday January 26.

Enjoy
Web Market / Re: Will Design Your Website Free No Strings Attached by Incarnate: 11:13am On Jan 22, 2010
@owner

Please kindly describe what your website does before I can make any committment of time and effort. I need to understand the viability of what you are doing before I agree.

I have already accepted to do two websites so far

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