Kingslaw: which part of ikwerre is that? And what are the reasons for this?

He is correct but i don't think it's all Ikwerre. The place i know very well is a place called Ndele,as if you are going to Ahoda .

mr_man: I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.


On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.


The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

You are even lucky that you are not in Malaysia here with us,you would have served one year imprisonment.

End time things.I think the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ is at hand.

I don't really know what they actually make. But one thing we should have in mind is that not everybody is paying for premium.

Fadelex: I'm not actually familiar with Lagos terrain but I will give u what is obtainable in Abuja
** site clearing, excavation, conduit plumbingnand dpc of a raft foundation should take like 900k
**blockwork of ground floor (3, 500pcs) plus workmanship and materials should cost like 1million including lintel, column and head coach
** decking cost should stand between 1.5million including cost of materials (cement, fine aggregate and coarse aggregate) formwork, reinforcement (y16 and y12 for floor and y20 for column), workmanship and equipment.
** blockwork for top floor and lintel, arch and column plus head coach should stand @ 1.3million. you'll use almost d same materials as ground floor but due to d stress of moving materials to d top floor you'll spend extra.
** roofing (wood, aluminium and workmanship) will take 1.2million.
**electrical fittings will take like 400k (including wire, materials and workmanship)
**plumbing (kitchen, toilet, bath and dinning) should take like 250k including workmanship
**window burglary and aluminium should take like 300k
**doors,(main entrance, rooms, kitchen and toilet) should take 400k.
**rendering/plastering... materials and workmanship should take 700k
**ceiling finishes (p.o.p or gypsy or pvc).. #1.2million
**floor finishes.. unglazed tiles.. #1.2million
**balustrade (stair and verandah)... 150k
**paintings , 400k
** fencing ...300k, including gate, rendering and paintings
** landscaping... depends on taste but 400k will give u good finishes
**bore hole 1.5million including tank and stand
**sceptic tank 100k
**furniture work, kitchen, bedroom and bar or library 400k

total= #12.6million

miscellaneous/unforseen expenses is usually put at 10%
while supervision and consulting is also put @ 10% of total cost... that's #2.4 million

grand total is #15million...

note... this quotation is for 5 bedroom duplex wit good finishes. add me up for clarity

Brother pls i want to know if you are have built your own or are you a builder? If you are a builder,can you convince me that #15 million will complete a five bedroom flat. The structure i will like is ground-floor = Sitting room with dinning,kitchen,store,laundry room,study room,guest toilet.Then up will be 5 bedroom,family sitting room.Then everywhere will be tiled,landscaping will include interlocking paving material.Cost of supervising.

cashkid_is_back: hmnnn.am i suppose to hv sympathy for them

Is like you are one of them?

The rich also cry

oubi: [size=14pt]I don't even know what nairaland is anymore[/size]

You should sleep and wake up.

At times i don't like what press men use to do.Why are they covering his? They should have left the face open to expose evil.

From the Kuala Lumpur international airport,Malaysia access to free internet at the airport.There hotels inside the airport were i lodged for one week while waiting for my school to come and picked me up.The day i came out from the airport,there was a heavy rain but after 2 minutes it stopped the whole places looked as if there was not even a drop.This is how i can say for now.

Keep on paying your bills to gain more respect from him.

I think the only way to fight this car business scam is for Nairaland to be as other online marketplaces are doing.By requesting some documents that will make be convinced that the person or group of persons are strictly on business.For a example,if you want advertize in www.go4worldbusiness.com,they will ask you to provide-
(1) company registration certificate
(2) Any national identity card or international of yours
(3) Any utility bill paid by the company.

My people don't mind them.In fact,i don't know who is fooling who here.All these things you people are seeing are just well rehearsed drama. I bet you before ending of this November everything will be closed.In fact by ending of November,if are saying anything concerning Oduah and BMW bulletproof cars,you will be addressed as an old fashioned man.

Hari Kshina thingz

Don't mind them,the same people.Who are they fooling? After everything,they will claim huge amount of money for compensation.

Does it mean that these children don't have parents? Or are they in support of the act?

Some of my friends said that they like groundnut oil stew but for me,i prefer palm oil stew to ground oil stew.