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Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 9:28am On Mar 18, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


did you wait till temp reading were optimal?
Yes. I drove to my friends house to use his scanner.
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 7:58am On Mar 18, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


. Pls provide stft and ltft values in the following situations:

At idle
At 1500rpm
At 2500 rpm

This morning these are the readings
Idle
S -0.8
L14.2

1500
S -4.1
L 11.7

2500
S0.0
L11.7
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 10:29am On Mar 16, 2019
GAZZUZZ:



engine size?

Camry 2.5L I4 Engine. is consuming fuel. I scanned and I got no codes. NO check engine light
My temperature was between 89 to 96
Fuel trim was LTFT 15% while STFT 11% At 2500 RPM
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 5:42am On Mar 16, 2019
GAZZUZZ:



engine size?
2.5L
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 10:54pm On Mar 15, 2019
My 2010 Camry is consuming fuel. I scanned and I got no codes. NO check engine light
My temperature was between 89 to 90.
Fuel trim was LTFT 15% while STFT 11% At 2500 RPM

Pls what can I do
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 11:14am On Mar 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


I am friends with Egyptians, some of them are more Nigerian than you and i.
My guy travel to Egypt and you will realize Egyptians don't like to identify with black Africans

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 7:29am On Mar 08, 2019
nitigriti:
In other news, car owners should understand that the present rental system in ehailing in Nigeria ko le werk.
Even if your car is 2018 Tesla Model 3, it's only a very few drivers that will be able to deliver #30k or #35k week in, week out.
Accept that reality first, then you are ready to succeed in this business.

Take my words to the bank.

Then there is no need to invest such money into ehailing

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Autos / Re: Corrola LE 2010 73,000miles. Sold by jarkbauer: 5:33pm On Mar 05, 2019
Does it have heated mirror, smart key entry and push to start button.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 7:01pm On Feb 23, 2019
The way Igbos are voting PDP if I were the governor of Lagos I will delete their areas from any form of developments
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 2:49pm On Feb 21, 2019
Niiade:


Hmmmm hate that bank if it's 0 star I will gladly give them

They will just sack the staff. Uba itself is not ready to change.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 2:15pm On Feb 21, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
this guy don waste my time....

Dont rate him bad oo my brother works with Uba

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Politics / Re: The Warning Message Ikeja Electric Sent To Their Customers by jarkbauer: 10:40am On Feb 21, 2019
ajayiopy:

WHY ARE GUYS SO REACTIVE WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PROACTIVE.THESE PEOPLE ARE ONLY ASKING FOR PRE-PAID METER,JUST GIVE THEM AND THERE WILL BE NO NEED FOR ALL THESE PROBLEMS

90% of prepaid meters are bypassed.

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Crime / Re: Man Fights PHCN Official With Machete Over Light Disconnection In Lagos. Photos by jarkbauer: 6:44am On Feb 18, 2019
theoldpretender:


I am going to blame PDP for this mess...and not the APC.

When PDP privatised power in 2013/14, they brought in a law that made Government to be the one setting the prices that the DISCOS would be charging.

As a result, DISCOS cannot charge the prices they want for power. And they are forced by law to pay for power at a price below the cost of production. Which makes it difficult for them to make money...and by extension to fund new facilities.

Add the fact that many people don't pay for power. (ABUJA DISCO has a compliance rate in some areas as low as 48%, except in Abuja itself)...and add the fact that due to the resulting uncertainty in power....the DISCOS cannot raise enough funding...which prevents them from securing loans from banks (unlike the GSM companies which can get loans from banks because there was no law forcing them to lower their prices, plus you cannot use a phone unless you pay money...you can bypass a NEPA meter though)..and we have the mess that we have.

The way forward is for government to allow DISCOS to charge whatever they want, plus allow competition across boundaries., in addition to making sure everyone gets a prepaid meter.Otherwise, we take a hefty loan of $900bn US dollars just to fix things.

They are a monopoly. They cant charge whatever they like. However the govt should fix what's reasonable. Now we pay around 21 we should be paying like 38 to 50

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:20pm On Feb 17, 2019
Last week I carried Obasanjo. He told me Buhari would lose because trump hates him. The man is stingy he collected his 100naira change.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 1:42pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


a lot.

Ok sir

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 1:35pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


south Africa?
0
Wait. Are there some 2007 with bigger body?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 1:18pm On Feb 14, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


HRH which of the 2?

I thought he said 2007. from your pictures one is 2007 while the other I'd 2008
Politics / Re: We Already Have Our Own Prepared National Budget- Atiku Economic Team by jarkbauer: 12:21pm On Feb 13, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
I see life in PDP

I am really surprised you are gaulible to believe in PDP lies.
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 9:56am On Feb 07, 2019
Do you have extended performance high mileage
Politics / Re: Atiku Vs Buhari, Who Is Likely To Win South West? by jarkbauer: 8:52am On Feb 06, 2019
kaluxy007:


WOw how did you know he'll win in Ondo?? You reside here? I said it on several treads that if Buhari gets 40% in southwest they should call me bastard...and I mean it, the only places where he can get much votes are Osun and Oyo
Politics / Re: Lagos-Ibadan Railway: See The Trains That Federal Government Ordered For - Photo by jarkbauer: 5:38am On Feb 06, 2019
awelekiti:
Something that will soon pack up the same way port Harcourt airport facilities have packed up in less than 1 month after commissioning...The same way sub standard and refurbished military helicopters bought by buhari administration , including the one vice president boarded to kogi which crash landed in borno and other parts of the north, same way the substandard military hardware bought for fighting boko haram packed up. If buhari likes, let him bring down the moon in deperation of winning the election. We're not stupid. The judgement day is this month.

You are stupid. If not you will know VP boarded a private helicopter from carterton. It's a lie the port Harcourt airport is till functioning. 4 plus 4. Argue with your keyboard
Car Talk / Re: Engine Autopsy 3.3L V6 242 Hp Hyundai Santafe 2008 Engine by jarkbauer: 7:54am On Feb 02, 2019
I didn't expect a car that's managed by gazzuzz to park up like this. If you were a kazeem I would argued that you deliberately damaged it so you can replace the engine. The oyinbo owner probably didn't maintain this well.

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Car Talk / Re: Engine Autopsy 3.3L V6 242 Hp Hyundai Santafe 2008 Engine by jarkbauer: 7:53am On Feb 02, 2019
Autos / Re: I got this car 1.4m in Dubia by jarkbauer: 1:10pm On Jan 31, 2019
chai... this is why i love nairaland.

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Autos / Re: I got this car 1.4m in Dubia by jarkbauer: 11:49am On Jan 31, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


1.4m base, shipping is 360,000 clearing is 520,000

Total is 2,280,000 plus X. X= unknown. Please buy your car here in naija jeje cooleele

Shipping from Dubai to Nigeria..... the shipping charges may be more than $1000 or less depending on many things. Do you findings well. That car is 2009 model Camry.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by jarkbauer: 3:31pm On Jan 22, 2019
ItsJazmine:


Am I supposed to understand what you mean? And am I automatically meant to know which is preferable to use by this response? undecided

His mineral oil response wasnt bad. If you have little knowledge about oil you will immediately understand.

Both of them are from the ground. But the synthetic was broken down into its molecules and synthesized into the oil while mineral oil didn't go through all the process. Synthetic is better. Stick with synthetic

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:29am On Jan 22, 2019
pooozeee:


If you try it, Uber will block your account, similar case happened in the US and the drivers account was blocked permanently.


US laws are different from ours. Homosexuality is illegal in Nigeria.

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Car Talk / Re: Turn Your Kazeem To A Gazzuzz or A Radautoworks. Thread For Broke Car Owners. by jarkbauer: 1:34pm On Jan 19, 2019
adanny01:


Search the whole NL, ask outside NL, am sure you will not find one person who was scammed by Gazzuzz.

Your issues with him is obviously his price. On that, this analogy will suffice. Ashawo for Wuse II charges 20k per night, drive down to Utako, same class of ashawo charges 5k for same service. Is the Wuse ashawo a scammer? Do you know how much of the 20k she spends to set up business in Wuse? For all we know, they both could be taking home same amount even with the wide difference their customer pays.

Before you label someone a scammer, he must have fraudulently obtained something from you. Show us the scam Gazzuzz commited and i will delete my NL account in shame.

Truth is this. Gazzuzz is a moderator here on nairaland. He deletes any bad thread about him.

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Car Talk / Re: by jarkbauer: 1:31pm On Jan 19, 2019
Polytronafrica:
Use polytron ultra performance lubricants for best engine performance. Call 08033527026.



come and drag me to buy it na
Car Talk / Re: by jarkbauer: 10:10am On Jan 19, 2019
dru23:


I do have 0w20 coming in this Friday or so .. It's on order, check to see if there is any left over after supplying the preorder request..

i am not buying oil from you joor. i want to buy from gazzuzz

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Car Talk / Re: by jarkbauer: 10:51pm On Jan 18, 2019

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