softysparky:

Just use a flashlight and plier to pluck it out, or better still she can vomit it

Cutehector4u:
Eya.... Mayb she can quit her job nd apply for d security job....or cleaner job

Jerrick: WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES?

3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but
female lions do tear people apart.

dominique:

total number of goals scored by a team.

[/quote][quote author=solomon111]Yoruba party

liliana:

@Poster,

Do not mean to sound rude but i think what you feel for your sister's husband is LUST and not LOVE.
If what you call love will cause trouble then it is not Love.
If what you call love will bring extended pain,then it is not Love.

My advice,
Leave your sister's house ASAP!

Pinkrosey:
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You said she denied you sex. What do you think was the problem?
Kefee was even the one that suggested that I should indulge in extra marital affairs. I thought she was silly, but she would encourage me and tell me to go ahead and come back and give her the details.

We learnt that you actually slept with some of her friends.
The Stella she is talking about was her PA. The first day we met the girl, she was the one that suggested that I should take the girl to bed. I didn’t reply her. But a few days later, she told me she wanted the girl to be her PA. So the girl started coming to the house. But I noticed that Kefee started feeling threatened by the girl’s presence. Each time the girl came into the house, that would be the time Kefee would suggest we make love. That was why I started inviting the girl to the house more often so as to be able to sleep with my wife.

When did the real problem begin?
It all started on March 16, 2008, on a Sunday morning. She was always telling me she was playing games on her phone or that she was holding family meeting with her mom on the phone. I never really bought those excuses. After about two or three weeks, I had to investigate her phone. It was all about her phone. As she slept one night, I went through her inbox and the first message I saw was sent to her by a man called Uche. It reads, ‘How can you continue to stay with a man you say you don’t love?’ She replied with, ‘I have to take this step by step. We can’t rush this. I promise I will get out. I love you.’ I read a lot of things about babies in the text messages. It was obvious that she had told him we didn’t have a child. He kept telling her how he was going to give her twins from their first intercourse.

It could have been resolved if she had not gone as far as sleeping with this guy. If I never knew about it, it would have been a lot easier.
When she came back, I noticed she was always scratching her private part and all that, and she would go to the pharmacy to buy drugs. I checked her phone again and read that she was accusing the guy of giving her STD and he was denying it.

akundo:

let me give you some drugs to make you speak english they so cheap.this drugs are from antata just a tablet can make speak good english. just try

moondust:

yeah right. . .she slips and she falls right on his d*%k lmao

MrCrackles:

To snatch, not justifiable!
To bang, Justifiable!!

Taken:

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