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Yeah !.. Met BasketMouth; at Spar Adeola Odeku. Holla the guy of his nice craft in the comic industry, thinking say na better persin... only to get a nasty shock. The bros jus frown, form serious like say Iwan beg am money; shenk my hand wey I use salute am... e con murmur one gibberish wey I nor understand, begin dey waka comot. My wife standing a few feet away con chastise me loudly say shebi she tell me say make I nor greet am, say most of these guys are illiterates and barely educated; na me find trobule dey hail am. The guy hear, e pain am but nothing e fit do anything.... all man jus bone go dia way. [/b]In most cases, the fame gets to their head and it becomes an issue to relate properly.[b] 14 Likes 2 Shares |
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softysparky: It's way scary when a lady speaks like this... gangster chic confirm ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Cutehector4u: You don kolo ooO !... what a twisted way to look at things; had a good laugh at your suggestion. 1 Like |
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Jerrick: WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES? Are you sure 'bout this ?... I'm way astonished by this statement. |
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dominique: See below guys... there were worse score lines before now.
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Saw this online just had to show you guys.... Now you know Brazil is not alone when football goes bananas 1 Like
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Hi Segun, Kindly show a design of 4 bedroom duplex achievable with a budget of 6mil. OR asking more directly, what can I build with 6mil.... I desperately don't want bungalows. 2 Likes 3 Shares |
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Ishilove: You have again tickled my belu belu (Uvula) ![]() Deduced from your response, you now owe your esteem audience 7 full-fledged write-ups; one for each class of men mentioned above ![]() Would make an interesting read on how they fooled themselves whilst trying to jump your skirt. Your honest & sincere narration is well appreciated, that's why yours is more refreshing compared to ... |
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Ishilove: I am peeping at this understanding ooO ![]() Isi, kindly understand as well, we all find you an excellent writer; held us spellbound & second-guessing on what happens next, only for you to update bi-annually... comon ! You wan kill persin with anxiety ... Okay, make I bribe you with small eulogy so your head go swell well well ![]() ![]() ![]() "the fair maiden of Wasimi her beauty radiates life in perfect splendor her unique disposition attracts roaches, reptiles & all fauna of Wasimi. she so gorgeous all chairmen ![]() the Kopashun extraordinaire.... the this of that...." Let me stop for now.... my head is swollen too ![]() 1 Like |
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naijababe: And I thought Tunde Leye was bad Correct NaijaBabe, Abeg show directions on how to reach Tunde Leye's write-up. Since Isi refuse to update ![]() Isi... gradually, you dey lose customers bi dat ooO ! ![]() |
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[/quote][quote author=solomon111]Yoruba party Wetin happen nau ? .... Yoruba |
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Guy, you no well ooO!. Who has his waist by the knees ![]() ![]() ... almost killed myself with laughter; made my day to have seen this pics. 1 Like |
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Parrots Be very scared of parrots, do u know dat a parrot can commit suicide?, yes it does, a parrot would commit suicide if u starved it for a long time, what it does is to hang its claws on the roof of its cage and allow its head to hang downwards, eventually dying in that position. A parrot would also continually pluck off its red feather anytime it grows out, that is if it sees u pluck out a grown feather off its tail, thats why they always cover its face with a piece of cloth whenever the plucking is done.[/quote] This one about parrots shock me O ! Kpai hei sef ? ... God too much. |
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[quote author=cheddarking]Do you worship My God? No? You Must Die. Oh You worship my God? Do you worship him My way? No? You must die. Guy, you don kolo ..oooo O ! ![]() You mean say all way na die. Great way to capture the nonsense we've got: "Religious Extremism" |
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Isi... where you dey now ? Come yarn us lessin wey you learn ![]() Groove don set, you con abscon like dat. O Baby, ride on with this scintillating gist jare ! ... more engine oil for your |
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liliana: @ Poster, You wanted this all along; in your statement, you owned up to loving him; so why the show of suprise now. ![]() My advise would be for you to move out. He has f@ck ![]() You end up breaking your sister's marriage. Let's say your got pregnant and you don't have the guts for an abortion ! Your case is just mis-placed Agro ! |
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Pinkrosey: Holier than thou, how the mighty falls, very hard fall. If true, this act is totally shamful, But, if only claims by Alec were true ! ![]() Personally, I hate celebrity marriages, they are always filled with drama & mainly proned by scandals. ![]() |
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Best in TV series for Naija, dem try well well ![]() |
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They all don't get it ! Bourne is King anyday. Bourne uses really household items in some cases as deadly weapons. ![]() Unlike those funny Check this out http://nomorequo..com/2007/08/top-5-jason-bourne-improvised-weapons.html |
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akundo: Bros abeg, you get urobo & itshekiri tablet ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I gasta yarn one chikitoes my mind this month, she bi Niger- Delta pikin. She set die ! All her bodi dey yarn heavy pidgin, Warri verson. As I no dey quick hearam, na hie I think say make I use your tablet for Urobo language. ![]() @ Poster Yarn your mind for heavy pidgin, she go appreciate say you different. B'cos if you Ta bun shoot gun for English, na sucide straight. |
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Really really weird. She simply does not believe in love. |
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Just occured to me, does your friend know the 411 ? Did you or that lady inform him ? Be mindful, he might just come after you man if he loves the woman. |
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moondust: As they say, there is slip of tongue, so also, there could be slip of ass ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I no know know do am, na mistake. Bullshit ![]() When it was plugged in, was he trying to check her temperature ? ![]() Bobo yen bo si fun baby ye ni, full-stop. |
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Guy, you don commit offence O ! ![]() How you want take yarn say you chuk your guy chic, omo, you no try. ![]() But I think you should own up; this kind of issues definately haunt ones dealings later in life. Don't marry that lady, she is loose. If she could hop into bed with you by just a mere visit, kind of what she is capable of doing when you're also not around. Your masters programme is not down any drain, at that stage, idealy, you should be thinking of starting your own family. Simply get a job, be more focused & pray. |
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MrCrackles: Bad Guy You ! O buru Men, I dey gbadun you ![]() Chuk all chukables ![]() |
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Taken: Omo, if you too yarn truth for Naija, na die O ! Straight ![]() |
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