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Sports / Re: N3,000 To N2.4m In 3 Weeks. Weekend Games Only by jazzydawg(m): 5:47am On Aug 19, 2016
Ghost punter, where you dey naaa? Thanks for the win last season, abeg no let this thing die biko.
Politics / Re: Ayoleke Adu Is Dead by jazzydawg(m): 11:32am On Aug 12, 2016
RIP, the curses on this site Don day catch them one by one

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Politics / Re: Produce Evidence Of Ur Visit To My Palace, Onojie Of Uromi Tells APC by jazzydawg(m): 9:32pm On Aug 05, 2016
Scientists have claimed that Sex makes the brain sharper and problem solving easy. It seems Aisha is not doing the needful. @ngenekwenu your services are needed to service your Lord and master so his brain will be in gear to provide solutions to the myriad of problems plaguing us.
Politics / Niger Delta Avengers My Thoughts by jazzydawg(m): 4:53pm On Jun 03, 2016
One has been watching and observing the NDA and the Nigerian armed services with amusement and trepidation. I wonder do we have a viable counter intelligence unit in this country? Four words stick out that should have any sane thinking intelligence officer worried. EDUCATED, IDEOLOGY, EASTERN EUROPE AND INDEPENDENCE. These NDA boys are educated in eastern Europe. Eastern Europe is awash with black market weaponry front anti aircraft guns, missiles, reapers (armed drones), full range radar equipment, signal jammers etc.
Boko Haram unlike ISIS did not have access to oil to fund their jihad hence the victory being heralded by our gallant troops. Like ISIS, the NDA have access to oil and can fund their operations without breaking a sweat.
It is laughable to see the armed services deploying Alpha Jets, surveillance aircraft and troops on the ground to stop the NDA . The modus operandi of the NDA can be likened to "GHOST MODE" or "WHILE MEN SLEPT". They use a hit and run approach usually in the early hours of the morning. They set their charges with timers to critical flow stations /pipelines, leave the scene and by the time the charges go off they have melted into the general population. One wonders if our armed services has the ability/capacity to carry out night surveillance and monitor critical under water installations as these NDA have under water gear to cause serious damage.
Their recent threat of a no fly zone should not be treated with levity, we should not get to the level when aircrafts and attack helicopters start falling from the sky before we take them serious.
This Government has time to show some good faith and dialogue, my fear is that this NDA ideology should not be hijacked by warmongers from Eastern Europe. If that happens, I seriously doubt if our armed services will be able to cope. A word they say is enough for the wise.
Crime / Re: 70-Year-Old Man In Ibadan Kidnaps 8-Year-Old Girl, Turns Her To His Sex Slave by jazzydawg(m): 10:18am On Jun 03, 2016
The old man just cured 15years konji.
Politics / Re: PDP May Not Participate In Edo Guber Elections, INEC Warns by jazzydawg(m): 8:34am On Jun 03, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
PDP Cannot win in Edo right now cool cool cool

Too many issues at hand

You sit down for your parlour dey type rubbish, the hatred for APC in Edo state is more than you can imagine. It's only in etsako that APC is still strong due it being osho,s backyard. Coupled with the current economic situation, APC has no chance.

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Politics / Re: Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force Vows To Launch Missiles & Bring Down Aircraft by jazzydawg(m): 3:07pm On Jun 02, 2016
It is only a deluded person that will take this threat with a pinch of salt, these guys have evolved and are not joking. It is possible they have acquired hand held anti aircraft missiles. Please buhari, try and dialogue with them, na so boko haram start we dey laugh them, till it became a serious issue.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Oil Revenue Loss Hits N10.1bn Daily by jazzydawg(m): 12:51pm On Jun 02, 2016
HeroGeorge:
In as much as am not in support of pipeline destruction but like the Americans say "You can make an armlet without braking a few eggs".
We can't but agree that Nigeria requires restructuring and fiscal federalism. We need to stop scratching surface of issues and get down to crux. The South West championed these course in the past, so I wonder why the seemly silence on their part. #RestructureNigeriaNow

Bros, na you can't make an omelette, without breaking a few eggs. Make una no bother una self, bubu has just two years to rule. Deja vu.

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Business / Re: Nigerian Currency Crisis Explained: What We Know And Don’t Know - Bloomberg by jazzydawg(m): 7:17am On May 29, 2016
Bubu dey talk now, I no dey hear wet in e dey talk, he put hot yam for mouth abi na d.i.c.k dey em mouth?

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Politics / Re: FG Scores Low On Agric Sector by jazzydawg(m): 9:30am On May 23, 2016
Make una no worry, baba is destined to rule for only two years, the 2nd year is just around the corner, hold on be strong. It will soon be over.

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Business / Fake N1,000 Naira Notes In Circulation, Beware!!! by jazzydawg(m): 4:12pm On May 20, 2016
I had to make a deposit at two banks today, I made my deposit at the first, at the second bank as I was filling my bank deposit slip, I heard the bank teller talking to a customer on the phone telling him one of the N1,000 naira notes he deposited was fake. I finished my deposit and went home. Not up to 15 mind I got a call from the first Bank I made my deposit that one of the N1,000 notes I deposited was fake. I was told to come back and replace it. This cannot be a coincidence, please insist they verify the authenticity of the notes you deposited before leaving the banking hall.
Politics / Re: Buhari Presides Over Federal Executive Council Meeting by jazzydawg(m): 1:39pm On May 18, 2016
When was the last time baba experienced an orgasm? His brain is not working properly. Aisha please do the needful
Romance / Re: Thread closed by jazzydawg(m): 5:28pm On Mar 11, 2016
Bros na your baby be dat? I suspect say she get gonorrhea na im make I use cd. Guy move on she no worth am, she be tell me say na Virgin she be, na well na im I enter, dem tie rope for my waist drag me comot from dat pu**y. grin
Romance / Re: I Found My Fiances Sex Video Online by jazzydawg(m): 5:53am On Mar 02, 2016
I am so sorry, was that your fiance? She told me she was unattached. No hard feelings.

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Politics / Re: Mass Defection From APC To PDP In Edo State ahead of 2016 elections by jazzydawg(m): 4:59pm On Feb 12, 2016
The truth is the bini are fed up with oshiomoles cosmetic surgery. Adams is a criminal.

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Career / Re: Cleaner Earns N375,000 Monthly In Niger State – Investigation by jazzydawg(m): 3:45pm On Feb 08, 2016
If not for bad leadership over the years a cleaner in the united states on minimum wage earns more than N375k a month.

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Romance / Re: Men's Room: Men, Why Do You Love Sex So Much? by jazzydawg(m): 1:26pm On Feb 04, 2016
Maxi112:
who told u sex dey reduce sickness?...


the person is a joker.... in FACT sex itself na malaria and typhode. ...

u will not notice this with condom.... if u doubt me, have sex with 2 or 3 girls without condom....

the kind of malaria way go worry u eh....
ur body go tell u

It's quite obvious you patronize prostitutes a lot.
Romance / Re: Men's Room: Men, Why Do You Love Sex So Much? by jazzydawg(m): 12:42pm On Feb 04, 2016
It's the way we are wired. Besides sex has awesome benefits, reduces stress, prevents sickness and sharpens the brain.
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Catch your Wife Giving Another Man Doggy by jazzydawg(m): 12:38pm On Feb 04, 2016
Join them angry angry
TV/Movies / Re: All My Dstv Channels Are Open by jazzydawg(m): 8:08pm On Feb 03, 2016
It's open again this evening. Can't complain, make I relax enjoy
TV/Movies / Re: All My Dstv Channels Are Open by jazzydawg(m): 8:35pm On Feb 02, 2016
I sent a message to their twitter handle @DStvNg dem dey from deaf and dumb, make I watch EPL na dem know.
TV/Movies / Re: All My Dstv Channels Are Open by jazzydawg(m): 8:22pm On Feb 02, 2016
If na mistake na dem sabi, I wan relax watch EPL.
TV/Movies / All My Dstv Channels Are Open by jazzydawg(m): 8:15pm On Feb 02, 2016
Is dstv doing a promo? All my channels are open am a compact subscriber.

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