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TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Tv Programs, Will You Dont Want To Miss by Jenke: 11:42am On Sep 30, 2010
Papa ajasco and company grin
Celebrities / Re: Stunning- Africa Miss World 2009 by Jenke: 10:32am On Dec 11, 2009
Miss liberia look like a product of just conclude war,she look so diorganised. missNigeria look like some one dressed for a casual strolling.missuganda look like a product of idiamin shocked grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Your Husband Wants You To Quit Yuor Job And Take A New Carear-housewifery! by Jenke: 1:28pm On Nov 20, 2009
No mattrer how rich the guy is i will never do that.i went to school to get a carrier and not to dump it in a pot and put it on fire.men are very wicked and selfish, am very sure that a man who will tell me to dump my carrier for house chores is cheating on me and does not want me to do the same.I know of a man though not married yet who asked his girl friend to stop working and then later dump that girl for good without marrying her and sticked to another person.thank God the grl was able to get another Job before the blow came to her.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Hiv Positive, I Love Her And Still Want To Go On With The Marriage by Jenke: 11:53am On Nov 20, 2009
Honestly, if u marry her she will know u outrightly did that for love and that respect will forever be there,cos people who will do that for their fiancee are very few.
com to think of it,HIV positive patience still leaves a normal life with the prescribed drugs.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Takes2 Season 2: And The Show Began. by Jenke: 6:59pm On Nov 18, 2009
Zaki Zaki, that guy is something else,i just imagine that one day if he tries to put on the touch light in shows or any public performance and the touch light refuses to turn on, he will have to halt the perfomance to go and buy battery or charge it if its a rechargeable touch light.lol grin cheesy grin
Education / Re: Ur Experience In Boarding School by Jenke: 6:31pm On Nov 18, 2009
boarding school is a place to be especially when its a singles school.singles school is a wicked one.i will share one funny bu serios experience with u .
my school was a single girls school, we had an elderly gate man that collects bribe if we want to go out especially on Vals day and some other festive days that we were supposed to be in school.one dat the man refuse to collect money cos he had been warned and treatened with his job.so students bundled the poor man and lock him in a drum leaving small hole for him to breath.he was later sacked when the principal described us as notorious,and brought in millitary people (mopols)girls ended up dating them oneafter another as they discovered it was their weakness and had their way out.our principal was so frustrated that she had to give up on us and she prayed and fasted for us but it did not work,she had to start praying for transfer before she dies of hypetension.but we were brilliant.
Romance / Re: Breaking Up For A Good Reason by Jenke: 10:22am On Nov 17, 2009
Before going into a relatioship at all,u should have some attributes u want to see in ur partner,u dont just jump into one because u want to be in a relationship and when u later find out that the person does not possess the qualities u now use that as an excuse to break up for good.
Romance / Re: Is It Jealousy Or Love? by Jenke: 1:45pm On Oct 06, 2009
well i wouuldnt say is jelousy really,But guys now the people u introduce to ur babes might not be what they really are to u,u might ave inntroduced her as ur sister to some one.lets say no trust and i dont blame her.u should be happy that some one is being possesive of u.
Family / Single Parenthood by Jenke: 12:01pm On Sep 29, 2009
please i need you advice,is being a single parent a crime?
Romance / Re: Is Love Still Blind? by Jenke: 11:59am On Sep 29, 2009
the love wey me i dey see no get eye problems and still dey use double len and microscope join grin
Politics / Re: October 1, 2009, Nigeria At 49, Anything To Celebrate? by Jenke: 11:44am On Sep 29, 2009
we have a lot to celebrate like other memebers replied, at least we are not stagnant we a moving,moving is moving eithre backwards or forward.
lets celebrate one very important thing and that is the fact that we have an impotent and sick president whose life is in a state of emergency that he is not dead yet.
lets also celebrate or general failure with the the NFA in terms of sports.
ehn hen one last thing let us celebrate our illiteracy that student have suddenly turned to apperentices and traders in other to be busy and make ends meet
finally let celebarate poverty working on the streets of nigeria majestically with nice clothes and shoes,infact nicest dressing.i will come back when i remeber more things worth celebrating.
Politics / Re: What Are You Going To Be Wearing On October 1st by Jenke: 11:23am On Sep 29, 2009
I will wera pant and tie and make sure i am at the match past to pay homage to my dear country.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Did You Spend Your Weekend Doing? by Jenke: 10:30am On Sep 29, 2009
i spent my weekend going to school.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies For Marketing And Sales Executives by Jenke: 3:02pm On Sep 24, 2009
what are the qualifications u need.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Vacancies by Jenke: 2:59pm On Sep 24, 2009
can some one with ND in view try,if yes the full address please
Romance / What Can U Do For Love by Jenke: 3:04pm On Sep 15, 2009
Adam and eve were created for love,Romeo and Juliet died for love,Julius Ceaser fought for love,Samson lost his strength for love and Jesus died for love what can u do for love?
Romance / What Can U Do For Love? by Jenke: 3:02pm On Sep 15, 2009
Adam and eve were created for love,Romeo and Juliet died for love,Julius Ceaser fought for love,Samson lost his strength for love and Jesus died for love what can u do for love?
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Igwe And Joseph Yobo Confirm Romance. by Jenke: 12:46pm On Sep 06, 2009
She is pretty and he is handsome. I foresee a bright future for the if they can be humble,faithful and committed to each otherslove
considering the fact that they are both stars.I wish them the very best.
Islam for Muslims / Re: She Made Love To Me (In Ramadam Kareem) by Jenke: 12:20pm On Sep 05, 2009
how do we justify those that did it over and over again the night to the ramadan fasting because they belive they cant bear it for 30 days.
Islam for Muslims / Re: She Made Love To Me (In Ramadam Kareem) by Jenke: 12:19pm On Sep 05, 2009
na wa o my guy.u no even take am easy with ur sef as u no say that babe na edo girl and the thing dey itch them to do,moreso u sef na scorer.am sure u cant live in a sharia state because they will kill u.my advice for u is to oblige to more rounds and get maore strokes from Allah.
Romance / Re: Ladies And Underwears by Jenke: 12:09pm On Aug 27, 2009
all of u saying dat ladies use their pants to mark terretory,she does dat because una yash no dey stay one place as you peple also use pregnancy to mark urs too.lol
Education / Re: Letters To The FG & ASUU by Jenke: 12:04pm On Aug 27, 2009
dear ASUU
pls do not add sentiment to ur strike that is all i have for u.
Dear F G
Dear ASUU if u do not want to answer and send us back to school God will purnish ur generation's generation and if ur children are at abroad studying and u fill less concerned about the strike dont worry u shall loose them to failure and plane crash or they wont make head ways excpt u answre us mazamaza.we are all getting old at home as some of us hae resolved to business and hawking to survive.
Food / Re: What Can You Eat With N100? by Jenke: 5:57pm On Aug 20, 2009
Garri and Epa with sugar optinal and u will still have some change.or bread and beans with pure water if u want to claim big.N100 is a lot of moneyooooo shocked cheesy
Family / Re: Why Do Marriages Fail? by Jenke: 6:43pm On Aug 13, 2009
I think marriage fail for so many reasons some that i can mentionare:
1 lack of commitment
2 infidelity
3 when a man looses his financial strength
4 disobidience to the right in personam,and right in rem in marriage.these are the rights of husband and wives have.
5 arrogancy of husbands as head of the family.
and so on as so forth.
Romance / Re: Can Any Relationship Be Completely Equal? by Jenke: 3:58pm On Aug 11, 2009
Fingers are not equal!!!!!
no realationship can be complete.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Saw Michael Jackson In Heaven by Jenke: 7:20pm On Jul 02, 2009
i tot u saw him .pls make haste to join him and say hi to him wenu get there.
Jokes Etc / Re: two dwarfs by Jenke: 8:08pm On Jun 29, 2009
i pity d guy him go nearly kill himself y him go pass him bandry y him carry babe go tall bed him 4 just stick to bed of him size.
Properties / Re: Are Landladies So Wicked? by Jenke: 7:43pm On Jun 29, 2009
land ladies are one of the most wicked creatures and the some times give birth to useless ones sorry to the good ones

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