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Investment / Re: Quick personal loans for salary earners by Jo1nation: 11:02am On Aug 18, 2022
lololo23:
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08054410390
Health / Re: I Need Drugs or Cure For An Ulcer Patient by Jo1nation: 6:36am On Jul 02, 2022
Motunmi:
@ poster,

Hope its not late that I'm just seeing this. I'm not a medical practitioner but I believe all those prescriptions will just supress but not cure ulcer. I wouldn't know if you will be able to use what has cured my uncle's ulcer since 14 years ago.
My uncle's ulcer was such that he couldn't stand straight, lie down,walk properly or take anything in before we got the knowledge of this thing he used and ever since that year, nothing like ulcer again.

Pls note, its not a tablet or any product. Its pure honey mixed with one or two things which i can't state here.
Pls I would like to know the things coz am an ulcer patient too, 08054410390
Health / Re: I Need Drugs or Cure For An Ulcer Patient by Jo1nation: 6:31am On Jul 02, 2022


Can you PM me for info pls?
I am an ulcer patient too, pls can u tell me the combination of the things to mix with the honey pls.
Health / Re: 8 Diseases A Prostitute Can Give You The Last Can Kill You In Days by Jo1nation: 1:51pm On Aug 09, 2020
WHAT ABOUT HER, THEY ARE ALL THE SAME.
OkhaiAsein:
thank God I have never patronize one
.
I'll design a brand logo and flyers for your business at affordable price
Food / Re: Python Killed By My Hunter Neighbour by Jo1nation: 7:19pm On Jun 06, 2020
Kyra1:
Well done. You guys should keep killing snakes till they go extinct. I hate them.
cheesy ok
Food / Re: Python Killed By My Hunter Neighbour by Jo1nation: 7:15pm On Jun 06, 2020
Kyra1:
Well done. You guys should keep killing snakes till they go extinct. I hate them.
cheesy
Properties / Re: How Can I Please Deal With A Slanderous Neighbour? by Jo1nation: 12:42pm On May 30, 2020
Greensquard:
Mtcheeww all this face me i slap u compound arrangememt..better upgrade and leave that poverty striken area,i really can understand how able bodied young men who are enlightened enough to operate a smart phone and browse the internet to be broke and living in poverty in the year 2020,gosh with all the opportunities on the internet?smh..very soon she will acuse u of rape
please introduce me to any of those internet biz bro.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Discovers ‘First-Ever’ Indian Hemp Oil Lab In Lagos by Jo1nation: 3:54pm On May 24, 2020
Crime / Re: NDLEA Discovers ‘First-Ever’ Indian Hemp Oil Lab In Lagos by Jo1nation: 3:51pm On May 24, 2020
StubbornGENIUS:
Yes,he meant that someone found a way to grow Indian hemp hydroponically in the city and also produce assorted oils as well as many other byproducts in a country without power and technical know how and the best they did was to arrest him.Any other question?
What we have i 9ja is misplaced priority.
Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by Jo1nation: 5:21pm On May 20, 2020
PapaNnamdi:
Op, I was once in your shoes,
and I will tell u point blank
a time will come when she will be infuriated by ur presence, that is if u don't dance to her tune,


so I will just say this,
if you don't fucc her, u will loose the job


if u fucc her u may or may not loose the job,



I will advice u fucc her well, and start looking for another job, or saving money for business
for the sake that she is married dont sex her because it attract natural curses.
Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by Jo1nation: 5:18pm On May 20, 2020
Leece:
i sincerely dont want to do anything immoral with her, but we know how difficult it is to get a job especially with this covid drama, how do i keep my job and avoid this woman?
Just be friendly to her as usual but do not do anything immoral with her please.

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Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by Jo1nation: 9:04am On May 20, 2020
Randy100:
It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st December 2019. I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling.

As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of December, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on Sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."
SO.
Religion / Re: Pastor Oyakhilome Loveworld Channel Sanctioned In UK Over COVID19, 5G Conspiracy by Jo1nation: 6:50pm On May 18, 2020
Iamundisputed:
Serves them right.

I am a Christian and I respect pastors as one ought to, but a lot of pastors are spreading the disbelief in coronavirus and they have put so much lives at risk... As a matter of fact, they've helped shift the attention away from China where the disease originated and have started spreading falsehood and conspiracies...

What people must understand about our pastors is that they're human being and often times, they say and preach things that God didn't send them, out of their own will...
A carnal man can not understand the hidden things/the things of the spirit

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Religion / Re: Can I Pay My Tithe To My Church And Widows According To Deuteronomy 26:12? by Jo1nation: 4:45pm On May 17, 2020
toscolee:





This is alms giving, not tithe.
A lot of Christians don't give alms, it's unscriptural.
Pay your tithe and take care of your family.
Also help the poor and needy.
It is clear, it is talking about tithe not alm giving, pls you are a Christian learn to say it as it is.
Politics / Re: Chinese Doctors’ Whereabouts: PDP Gives FG 48-Hour Ultimatum by Jo1nation: 6:31am On May 17, 2020
Tissaia:
PDP still exists?
IT IS BECAUSE APC/buhari THAT THE COUNTRY IS IN THIS MESS.
Health / Re: Two COVID-19 Patients In Enugu Test Negative, To Be Discharged Soon by Jo1nation: 6:13am On May 17, 2020
MADAGASCAR HAVE THE CURE I EXPECT OUR GOVERNMENT TO HAVE PURCHASE IT BY NOW AND USE IT TO CURE OUR PEOPLE RATHER THAN JUST WATCHING AND ALLOWING PEOPLE TO DIE.
Health / Re: President Rajoelina: "WHO Offered $20M Bribe To Poison Madagascar COVID-19 Cure" by Jo1nation: 4:32pm On May 16, 2020
JAOS:
fake news
what makes the news fake Mr?
Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by Jo1nation: 10:16am On May 16, 2020
u11ae1013:
Lol, believe this at your own peril.

There is a better way to say you want to lockdown lagos than fabricate figures few days to buhari's prepared speech

One thing I know is, people are no longer afraid, Corona is no longer an unknown enemy, it's no longer a visitor but our neighbor, so, we will live with it and serve it with chloroquine + zinc +vitamins and yoruba pepper
chlorine, zinc, vitamins and yoruba pepper does it work like mad?
Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by Jo1nation: 12:50pm On May 14, 2020
frozen70:


Breed or no breed, snakes are very dangerous

Pls get someone to check your ceiling and let the person go with sniper, snakes hates sniper on them, it kills them
Pour fuel around ur house all the snakes there will run for their life.
Politics / Re: Delta Police Arrest IPOB Members, Recover 13 Stolen AK-47 Rifles by Jo1nation: 9:15am On May 14, 2020
Ruggedniggaone:
they are criminals kill all of them before they turn to another shekau
HOW MANY BOKO HARAM HAVE THE MILITARY KILLED YOU ARE SAYING THEY SHOULD KILL THE IPOB MEMBERS.
Health / Re: 60-Year-Old American Woman Dies In Delta Hotel, Boyfriend Arrested By Police by Jo1nation: 3:25am On May 11, 2020
wonuks:
Where's the picture?
i comment my reserve
Politics / Re: Wike: Why I Demolished Two Hotels In Rivers State (Video) by Jo1nation: 10:00pm On May 10, 2020
okomile:
Continue

Na your time now

Tomr dey round d corner oooo
the law is the law, Wike is what we Need in this country to fight covid 19 and boko haram

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Politics / Re: Wike Declares Princewill Osaroejiji, Eleme PDP Youth Leader Wanted, N5M Bounty by Jo1nation: 8:12am On May 10, 2020
Throwback:
Did Wike ever attend Law School or he just graduated with a Law Degree?

If Fayose was thuggish, it was understandable because he was a street boy.
But wicked Wike who is a Lawyer and married to a fellow law graduate who is a Judge, its hard to wrap my head on why he is so thuggish.

Both Fayose and Wike must never become President in Nigeria. Despite being in a democratic setting, they will be more tyrannical than Abacha could have dreamed of being.
says who
Health / Re: COVID-19: 239 New Cases Reported, 11 Deaths And 66 Discharged On May 9 by Jo1nation: 5:36am On May 10, 2020
landmark86:
NCDC we will not take this results.
We are just seeing figures like INEC rigging results.

Statement released by kwara state government this evening claimed they have 4 case with 1 casualty but NCDC results showed 6.

We all no the virus is real but this figure are not acceptable.
Meanwhile is Kogi not part of Nigeria anymore? Cos u can't tell that poor state with their uselessss governar will not have a single case of Covik-19.
they said they dont have it and so be it must u force them to have it, maybe the inter state movement is well observed there.
Crime / Re: 34-Year-Old Man Beaten To Death In Imo; Accused Of Sleeping With Kinsman’s Wife by Jo1nation: 12:03pm On May 06, 2020
Franzinni:
justice ... sweet sweet justice ..
how person wife go dey hungry another person?
YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO NEVER LOVED AND LIKE A WOMAN BEFORE.
Health / Re: Avigan: Japan To Supply Coronavirus Drug To 43 Countries For Free by Jo1nation: 1:49pm On May 04, 2020
ibksiv:
What about the drug from Madagascar?
WHO REFUSE TO RECOGNIZE IT, i guess because it is from Africa country.
Crime / Re: Kaduna Arrests Aliyu Maikwari, A Cleric For Keeping Girls As Almajirai by Jo1nation: 6:55am On May 01, 2020
Racoon:
cheesy
IS ALLAH DIFFERENT FROM THE GOD I SERVE BECAUSE IT BAFFLES ME WHEN SOME OF THIS IMAM WILL SAY IT IS THE WILL OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH TO THAT AND THIS EVEN SHEKAU THE BOKO HARAM LEADER WILL SAY IT IS THE WILL OF ALLAH TO KILL PEOPLE LIKE FLIES.
Health / Re: 195 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1532, 225 Discharged, 44 Deaths by Jo1nation: 7:38am On Apr 29, 2020
Aflix:
huuumm make dem still use style show Nigerians the isolation center with the patients in it now. Other countries did it. If this is done it's going to increase the level of seriousness of compliance of Nigerians. When they see people struggling for breath even with ventilators on they will know it's a serious issue
YOU ARE SAYING THE RIGHT THING BRO.
Crime / Re: We Charge Zamfara Bandits N6000 For Sex Per Night - Sisters by Jo1nation: 9:50pm On Apr 27, 2020
SLAP44:
Arrewa, You see what hunger has reduced Northern Nigeria to?
, which hunger , it is what they choose to do.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Some States Yet To Submit Samples For Testing, Says NCDC by Jo1nation: 6:55am On Apr 26, 2020
Tranquility4u:
NCDC should acquire and distribute more test kits to all states including the FCT, so as to speed up the rates of testing.
SOME STATES DO NOT EVEN HAVE TEST KIT OR TEST CENTRE OR LAB, SO HOW CAN THEY TEST
Health / Re: 49 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 542, 166 discharged, 19 Deaths by Jo1nation: 8:22am On Apr 19, 2020
Aliencraft:
angry Lagos wetin dey happen na.... Even with the lockdown figures still dey rise up like garri wey dem soak inside water. Just imagine dat der was no lock down
LAG IS DENSELY POPULATED AND IT IS THE EPIC CENTRE FOR THE VIRUS IN 9JA, THAT IS WHY THE RISE.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Student Rapes Hungarian Prostitute, Arrested (Video, Photos) by Jo1nation: 10:00am On Apr 15, 2020
ITbomb:
Something fishy here but they won't listen to him because he is black
I dont believe the story it is false

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