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Celebrities / Re: Fan Goes Gaga For Genevieve Nnaji Over New Photos by JoeCutie(m): 5:50am On Aug 20, 2016
Applaudise....for my lady! kiss

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Romance / Re: I bleeped Up With The Same Girl Over And Over Again(photo) by JoeCutie(m): 4:07pm On Aug 19, 2016
Okay, Op, here's my opinion...

• The lady on the picture isn't Jenny
• But she's definitely in the States
• You never knew the girl on the picture
• And the whole story is a lie. Just a fabrication.

Next, please
? undecided

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Romance / Re: London Opens New Nude Restaurant - All Customers Are Nude - See Pics & Video by JoeCutie(m): 3:27pm On Aug 19, 2016
I just remembered I forgot my jotter in London. First flight from Lagos to London tomorrow? I'm onboard.

London breeze is coming down...
cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Emma Nyra Stuns In Floral Dress by JoeCutie(m): 2:50pm On Aug 19, 2016
Diddyydiva:
sad sad i only stated the obvious sad sad grin grin
But you're wicked fa. embarassed

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Crime / Re: Nigerian And Romanian Arrested For Drug-trafficking In Cambodia - Khmer Times by JoeCutie(m): 2:09pm On Aug 19, 2016
grodt999:


Oga or Madam,
You are right, Nigerians push drugs and not just Igbos!
-Ibos make up a very small percentage of the Nigerian population yet they feature 90% of the time for drug related offences involving Nigerian passports.

-To stop the trend you must focus your campaign and publicity on the areas where the issue is rife! My statistics come from NDLEA, Interpol, global police forces (name releases) and from the News!

-If there is a problem with my legs, I will not go telling my hand that it is the problem instead I will concentrate on the area where the problem is. What you are proposing is to keep using the word Nigerians (we are all involved) and confuse the issue even further to make it hard to resolve...all that so monkeys like you will feel I am not tribalistic! You can take your tribal accusation and shove it way deep into your rectum and keep it there for a very long time! I will no longer keep quiet in the face of global humiliation of Nigerians. I weep for every Nigerian who goes to places where ibo drug dealing and criminal activities has rendered Nigerians persona non grata!

You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to cover up a clearly visible problem perpetrated by a single ethnic group that continues to taint all Nigerians as the same! SHAME on you!

You should appologize to the many blacks who were killed during the South African massacres because of ibo drug dealers
You should appologize to the families of 50 Indonesians who die everyday from drugs supplied by ibo people
You should appologize to the many Nigerians who dare not mention their nationality in many parts of the world due to ibo global criminal activities!
You should appologize to the millions of Nigerians who have died or are ill from consuming fake ibo medicines, goods, contraband and toxic waste.

You should stand at every airport on earth saying sorry to Nigerians when they are pulled aside for special drug checking when their ethnic groups are not involved!

Bloody animal!


Hey, dude! Are you always this rétarded and silly or is today in any way, a special occasion? I was on my own, you quoted me. I never knew you from nowhere! And here you are, showing to the world how shallow you are? Wow!

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. You know, after 'meeting' you, I now support abortion in case of incest.

Fvck off! And quote me no more...Douchebag!

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Emma Nyra Stuns In Floral Dress by JoeCutie(m): 10:36am On Aug 19, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Ewwww ........



She looks like a bottle of stout grin
shocked cry cry cry

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Crime / Re: Nigerian And Romanian Arrested For Drug-trafficking In Cambodia - Khmer Times by JoeCutie(m): 10:22am On Aug 19, 2016
grodt999:


Well Nigerians are almost completely ignorant of the attrocities ibos are committing all over the world using Nigerian passports, that forgiving and docile mentality that the rest of Nigerians have continues to becloud their judgement about the destruction of the Nigerian passport by ibo people since independence!

Cambodia is old news, ibo people are now using Asians and White tourists in Many Asian and global locations to move drugs, many whites and Asian arrested for drugs are linked to ibo drug dealers.

There are charity organizations all over the world trying to get the Nigerian government and its people to send serious messages out to ibo dealers and barons to stop sending people because of the high rate of arrests and executions of ibo drug dealers there days. I was in contact with a priest in Hong Kong, Fr John Wotherspoon who is trying deparately to stop ibo drug dealers and their mules from Tanzania and other African countries from coming to Hong Kong on a suicide mission.

If you want to research what ibo people are turning the reputation of Nigeria into, do some checks and you will be sick to your stomach!
Oga, Nigerians push drugs and not just Igbos! And, you sound so bitter, in a way that suggests that you have some strong hatred against the Igbos.

We are all trying to purge this country of all these criminal activities, but we'll never succeed if we keep being selective with the fight.

My God! We are far more 'tribalistic' than our fathers and their fathers before them. Little wonder we've refused to grow
.

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Health / Re: Period Policy: Debatable Or A Debacle? by JoeCutie(m): 8:46am On Aug 19, 2016
amicable09:

Lolz. Why did you end with this question Joe? grin. It's very funny. We aren't asking for too much privileges, I just don't know why men are not at the forefront making these demands for us.

This period thing actually worries me in a very different way that I can't explain very well. When I look at the trend now and how girls mature too fast I fear for the future of these little girls starting out too early.

I was in secondary school already and very knowledgeable about menstruation before I got my first visitor from Venus. I was well prepared. Always had done series of sensitization in my school and even gave every girl one free sanitary pad every time they came.

Today, children grow too quickly. Girls in primary school have puberty knocking. Little fat girls are not spared and before you know what, the little child whose butt you wiped is crying because of abdominal cramps and asking you for sanitary pad. It is just too much to bear.

Back in the olden days, ladies started seeing their period at the age of 15-16 but now a girl of 10 is caught in the web too too early.
Okay, maybe we are too fast. Maybe we should take this slowly, point by point.

The first point.
What do you think should be done about the change in the growth rate of children of today?

Good morning
. smiley

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Career / Re: Whats The Major Challenge You Are Facing At Your Workplace? by JoeCutie(m): 8:14pm On Aug 18, 2016
Adaobi12:
Yea. 7-9year olds.
They can be very troublesome, but they are bunch of blessings. Keep it up, dear, your blessings are on the way. smiley

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Romance / Re: This Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Of "Buy Gala" That Got People Talking by JoeCutie(m): 8:01pm On Aug 18, 2016
vicdall:

yea. In fact the pics are all over the internet
Lol. Of course. This is the 21st century. grin

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Health / Re: Period Policy: Debatable Or A Debacle? by JoeCutie(m): 7:57pm On Aug 18, 2016
amicable09:
Oh no! Joecutie, you have completely wiped out the little hope I'm nursing of having this thing work in Nigeria. I think our major problem will be having women overdo this thing and end up abusing the privilege if granted. Let's leave adult women for a sec and consider young girls in secondary school. Some now start from Primary school sef undecided, how about having them in the plan and leaving out adults? These younger ones need this protection I kind of imagine.

Nice contribution up there by the way. Thanks for contributing.
First off, thanks for thanking me. smiley

About the younger girls being given the privilege...
Well, it's not intrinsically bad, but it's still bad in a way. Okay, maybe I shouldn't say it's bad, but I don't think it's most ideal. Anything that isn't done in general always brings about division and unnecessary trouble. Have you seen the problem this issue of Muslim girls putting on hijab to school, is causing in this country? It's because it's been taken up by one set of people. Since it's not general, it's always going to bring tension.

Why not consider this other option...
Let teachers - female teachers - always take care of these girls, look after them in school whenever they are on. There should be a way they do it such that any girl that's on her period, tells her teacher on time so that she always gets ready to permit the said student and or assist her whenever there's need for her to use the toilet. In fact, I don't know, but they should explore other options that do not involve students skipping school. There's serious need for uniformity in schools. If they are given that privilege, they'll misuse it. Believe me. At the end, the students would still be the ones to suffer the consequences.

And what about those whose period come twice a month? I'm sure you know about that (rare) possibly. What do they do? You know, in life, we don't always get whatever we want. Girls that are old enough to experience monthly period should be sensitized on how to take good care of themselves. They should be equipped with whatever tools needed in seeing that they successfully do this.

Amicable, I hope you know that the women are unnecessarily asking for too much privileges these days?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian And Romanian Arrested For Drug-trafficking In Cambodia - Khmer Times by JoeCutie(m): 5:29pm On Aug 18, 2016
Even in Cambodia? Ah ah! Naija, which way na? angry

We no even get shame again. Even if na small
. embarassed

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Health / Re: Period Policy: Debatable Or A Debacle? by JoeCutie(m): 4:13pm On Aug 18, 2016
Time and again, you see women moaning, lamenting and complaining bitterly about how they are being marginalized in the politics and in the running of the government. They always advocate for more and stronger women representation. And in some countries, states, establishments, etc, there's been some improvements from what it used to be. A lot of women are getting massively involved these days.

Now, if you introduce this 'Period Policy', there's going to be a problem. A very big problem. Apart from the apparent fact that most ladies, especially from this part of the world, are going to take the situation for granted and misuse the 'privilege' - because we are Africans; Nigerians, who, when it comes to taking undue advantages, overdoing things, come tops - women are going to create a big problem for themselves. A problem that'd see them move rapidly back to where they are still trying so hard to crawl out from; the state of nonrepresentation and little or no involvement.

Feminism or not, there's been a very derogatory way in which Africans have since viewed and treated women. A lot of men - including myself - have advocated for a better treatment of women. Today, there's a massive change in status quo. Go to schools, you see female lecturers, registrars, Vice Chancellors, etc; go to the house of Assembly - both states and federal - you'll see a lot of female lawmakers, workers, etc; go to the banks, you'll see a lot of them; even in Federal and States governments, you'll see that they are well represented. Now, when you introduce this Policy, you're invariably calling for another war between the both sexes. Because men would begin to see it that the women are better treated than them. They could argue that, even though they do not face the monthly periods, they still face a lot of challenges as men. And it would not be a lie. This would bring unnecessary troubles. And do you know how it'd affect the women more? A lot of firms would start employing more of male workers so as not to lose a big part of their staff to 'Period Policy' every month. Which establishment would want almost half of her staff taking 4-5 days off every month? Does it even make sense? It'd peg women back to the era of nonrepresentation. People would gradually stop employing them. And it'd gradually go back to being a 'Man's World' again. And this, the women cannot afford. Not now that they are still trying to stand their ground. It'd be a fight, one which the women can never win...should it come to that.

Finally, let's assume that the men work for 25 days a month while the women work for 20 days, what happens to the salary scale? Would you expect the men to take the same amount as the women who work 5 days less than them? Who'd agree to that? The women? They'd never agree to that if it were them. So...what are we not saying here? Unless, of course, the women would accept to take pay cuts - which I'm sure they'd never agree to - then maybe this policy should not even be up for a debate. Until these things are resolved, I'd suggest we stick to the normal system, which has not killed us since.

We feel for the women, though. It's not easy having to go through that pain and discomfort every month, but it's time they started bracing up and earning things themselves and not always trying to gain one or two things...simply because they are women.

Thank you. smiley

Cc: Amicable09
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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 10:33pm On Aug 17, 2016
baddestchic:

@joecutie
hehehe.... too much oyinbo, you never still talk about how i go collect the fone....


hotter than fire kwa.... just negodu!!!


lol.... great night rest!
Don't worry, dear, any how you want to collect it, I'm here. Always. Anytime. wink grin

Good night
. smiley

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 10:19pm On Aug 17, 2016
AlienStar:
Ifugonia cheesy
Lol, Onye ara. cheesy

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 10:15pm On Aug 17, 2016
AlienStar:
Ifugonia cheesy
Lol. Onye ara. cheesy

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 10:11pm On Aug 17, 2016
baddestchic:



why you wear glof?

Don't you see how sexy, shimmering and shiny it is? It's hotter than fire!cheesy

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 10:02pm On Aug 17, 2016
skarlett:


Lol

Like say you no dey naija undecided whether I voted him or not is irrelevant tongue and using our eight years in government policy, he just might continue till 2023. We'll enjoy our change together, dear wink tongue
You and who? undecided

I'll poison his chalice before he contests again. Politicians don finish for Naija? Akuko! He dares not!
undecided angry

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:58pm On Aug 17, 2016
AlienStar:
Nah it isn't, lol.
Onye akpiri! grin

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:55pm On Aug 17, 2016
baddestchic:
enyimba boys are better than this trash they offered us joecutie your fone
Oh God! shocked

Oya cum and collect
. cry

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:48pm On Aug 17, 2016
jahlove4jah:
he is blamed for every negative thing happening to Nigeria and Nigerians
True. Very true. But he's the President, and grand commander of the Federal Republic.

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:45pm On Aug 17, 2016
skarlett:


My dear na change o

Buhari change wey no even leave change for our pocket. gringrin
No be wetin una want? undecided

When you were clamouring for change, you never took into cognizance the very reality that change could go either way: positive or negative. Now, we've got the worst form of negative change. embarassed

Enjoy your Change, dear
. wink tongue

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:36pm On Aug 17, 2016
AlienStar:
You should have bet with sth better. You already know they will lose. cheesy
Something better? So my phone isn't good enough for you? Anya ukwu!

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:31pm On Aug 17, 2016
Rayton:


I concur bro.
The hatred they have for Booboo is greater...
Azzineh! I do not envy Buhari at all! I wouldn't want to be the man. embarassed grin

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:29pm On Aug 17, 2016
skarlett:



What brand of phone? I'm interested grin
Ah ahn! When match never finish? Wait...na so Nigerians dey hungry? grin

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:25pm On Aug 17, 2016
Vince77:


lemme just come and collect it in advance na smiley smiley
When we are not in an advanced country? Ashi! tongue

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:22pm On Aug 17, 2016
The ONLY person Nigerians hate more than this Sadiq Umar of a guy right now is Muhammadu Buhari. How will you be looking like a human being and be behaving like a Sheep? embarassed undecided

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:16pm On Aug 17, 2016
baddestchic:




are you using Torch light fone??
Ah ah na. When I'm not a hunter? No, dear, I'm not. grin

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Sports / Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:10pm On Aug 17, 2016
If Nigeria loses this match, I'll dash my phone out. lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: What Men Want by JoeCutie(m): 8:57am On Aug 17, 2016
Godmother:
What Men Want

This is strictly my opinion and is intended to be a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Ok, so here's what I think men the world over want:

1. They want to date you and other women and have you not complain. On the other hand, they want you to date them and them only undecided

2. They want a virgin for a wife or some with VERY minimal 'practical' experience, but you are experred to be VERY knowledgeable in the bedroom and be able to give all styles. In other words, be a lady in public and a slut between the sheets.

3. They want you to cook ofe owerri with enough 'animal' swimming inside on a budget of 500 naira (I resemble Jesus? undecided )

4. They want a woman who doesn't argue with them, but at the same time you must be independent-minded (in the dream, I guess)

5. We all know men are physical and moved by what they see, while women are moved by what they hear. But men want you to accept them in their struggling financial state while they go for the most beautiful girl (so uncle you too you cannot accept a girl in her most natural state abi?)

6. You are supposed to be humble, decent, supportive, cook, clean, sex them, and all what's not to prove you are a complete 6-yards of wife material, but you should accept them with all their faults and gbogbo e (abi you no know say husband scarce?)

What Women Want

Here's the counter thread. I decided to do it myself before one overzealous brother beats me to it.

Here goes:

1. Women want a man who will call her all the time, accept when she throws tantrums and not complain.

2. They want a man they can slap if he offends them and instead of retaliating he will hug them tight and promise to never let her go (please hold on, Jesus is coming soon)

3. They want a man who will spend on them silly and not ask for sex in return (when he is not your father).

4. They want to go to their man's house and cross leg while he serves them breakfast in bed EVERY time (telemundo things)

5. They want to give birth without having to go through the rigors of pregnancy and childbirth (pregnancy is hard mehn!)

6. Lastly, they want a man who won't cheat on them, while they keep other guys as maga without necessarily sleeping with these other guys (that's why you are called a maga naa)
Lmfao! Hello, lady...could this be why you're called 'Godmother'? grin

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