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Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke Charged With Bribery By UK Police by JOemmy(m): 9:18pm On Aug 22, 2023
The British police must have done a thorough job before coming out to charge her to court they are not like the efcc.
TV/Movies / Re: "I Need Head And I Am Sexually Frustrated’ – Doyin BBNaija Cries Out by JOemmy(m): 9:08pm On Aug 22, 2023
Earthquakes:
Licking Punna used to be heard as an abomination when I was growing up but now it's a thing of pride undecided

Sincerely men don't love themselves, licking punna of a girl you just met hmmmmm


Men that engages in it doesn't know that it can cause throat cancer.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mali, Burkina Faso Deploy Warplanes In Niger After Fresh ECOWAS Threat by JOemmy(m): 8:50pm On Aug 22, 2023
Bukola94:
okay,thanks for the info. Have you been to US before?

I don't need to be there to know what is happening there.
Politics / Re: Alex Otti: Dave Umahi Is My Blood Relative by JOemmy(m): 12:12pm On Aug 22, 2023
Ebubu3:
he has announced employment of over 1,000 Ebonyi indigenes into the state civil service by January next year.

Is that not youth empowerment?

He has directed the immediate employment of 39 doctors, 39 nurses, 39 pharmacists, 39 med lab scientists and 39 non-clinical staff of Ebonyi origin first, to man the state 13 general hospitals, as well as the purchase of equipment and rehabilitation of the 13 general hospitals in the 13 local government.

Nwifuru has also sworn to ensure state owned primary and secondary schools will be completely overhauled and revamped before the end of his 4years, works are on the table to provide funds for that.


He has no infrastructure to develop again, Dave has built thousands of kilometres of road, a mall, an airport, stadium, flyovers, international market, teaching hospital and medical university college. (The airport will start commercial operations in September, twice a week monday and Friday to and fro Abuja and Lagos, United Nigeria airline are planning ).

Dave built everything, and I mean everything any governor can think of to build.

Nwifuru just needs to put more money into circulation so more people can enjoy these amenities, then improve education and create jobs. He is employing Ebonyians into state civil service, gave Ebonyi state university over 300million to settle sundry charges, and making more plans.


The reason you won’t see his achievements is because it is in human beings, whereas Dave’s achievements are physical and touchable such as airport, hospital, stadium, market, flyovers, roads, medical school, mall, et cetera

Like I said, nwifuru projects will be in human beings and that’s not physical or touchable compared to Dave’s, so many will question what he’s doing? But you will see what he’s doing when human development index is checked in Ebonyi state next 4 years and poverty drops drastically down.


Very impressive ebonyi is really lagging behind in human capital development.

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Politics / Re: Brigadier General Ahmadu Falls, Dies While Running During Physical Training Test by JOemmy(m): 12:03pm On Aug 22, 2023
Arm chair generals rip.
Politics / Re: Invading Niger Is Declaring War On Northern Nigeria - El-Rufai Warns Tinubu by JOemmy(m): 11:54am On Aug 22, 2023
Stoplying:

It seems, you are slow upstairs, let me explain very slowly to you:

Northern Nigeria alongside soldiers originating from northern Nigeria is on the side of Niger against tinubu.
Actually only Yoruba are on the same side as tinubu.
Once the order to invade Niger is given, only the Yoruba soldiers would obey and the rest of the army will crush them then remove tinubu.


This is exactly what I wanted to type now I can bet my balls that this is definitely what is going to happen it will be game over for the drug lord.
Politics / Re: US Court Assumes Jurisdiction On Atiku’s Case Seeking Tinubu’s CSU Records - SR by JOemmy(m): 11:46am On Aug 22, 2023
Ireportlive:


Just like you promise to leave Nairaland if he won the primaries, you also promised the same if he wins , now you are here with new username dreaming

Is it CJN Alhaji Ariwoola from Oyo State that would kick out Alhaji Tinubu from Lagos State

Agulu Man Obi better move on


.

Nigerians are ready to help him kick tinibu out if he doesn't have the guts.

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Politics / Re: US Court Assumes Jurisdiction On Atiku’s Case Seeking Tinubu’s CSU Records - SR by JOemmy(m): 11:43am On Aug 22, 2023
Ireportlive:
cool


No more privacy


So anyone would walk into my University and start pulling out my file and accessing my transcript

My Ex Girlfriend, My enemies, Blackmailers, Kidnappers, Police would just enter your School Exams and Records Department and without your permission start digging your Exams records, files,


.


No one will go that far except you boldly come out to want to be the president of the whole country as a public servant all ur records must be scrutinized to make sure that citizens are not handing over over their destinies to a hardened criminal and scam artist.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Reserve Is $3.7 Billion, Not $33.8 Billion - JP Morgan by JOemmy(m): 10:31am On Aug 22, 2023
Apc really finished nigeria they have completely looted this country to the ground.
Politics / Re: Soludo Announces Palliatives To Mitigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by JOemmy(m): 10:23am On Aug 22, 2023
Pickmycall:
A misplaced priority.
Governors will cashout from this loan that they call palliative which Tinubu go soon increase VAT and other levies to repay back.

However,na cups of garri and rice them won share to few selected people while the rest will go into their pockets.

We are talking about ₦5b for each state.

If ₦5m is given to each individual,there will be excess change.But no!Na cups of rice them won give some few just as how the former minister of humanitarian dey give palliatives to corrupt associates that Tinubu has now delisted from the social register.


Ur calculation is actually wrong the #5b if it's shared amongst each state that have a population of 5m people each person won't even receive up to #1000.
Politics / Re: Nigerians This Is The United Niger Delta Union Map (photo) by JOemmy(m): 10:11am On Aug 22, 2023
BoldBrainz:


Don't exhaust your tears just yet. You have to travel home for Christmas and have your fair share of your red dust. You'll be needing these tears then.

Stupid pigs with large nostrils!


Which tears fisherman? No reasonable igbo person cares about ur niger delta republic or ur resources as u always wail about here on nairaland now go back to ur polluted creeks and see if u can catch some fishes.
Politics / Re: You Have Lost Your Opportunity: Wike Tells Reggae Dancers Trying To Sanction Him by JOemmy(m): 10:06am On Aug 22, 2023
blesdman:

Continue hating. U guys thought his career has ended. He has become the first minister to hold a press conference. The first southerner to become minister of FCZ. Cry a river


No one is hating on him his kind of politics is just abnormal let him have the decency of moving to the apc instead of remaining in the pdp and sabotaging the party within no serious party anywhere in the world will ever tolerate that.
Politics / Re: You Have Lost Your Opportunity: Wike Tells Reggae Dancers Trying To Sanction Him by JOemmy(m): 10:55pm On Aug 21, 2023
Asgard73:
Wike is setting himself up for a big fall..

… and those that cheered him .. will be the first to jump ship.. and abuse the hell out his humanity

Truth is … nobody really liked him.. from druggie to Ganduje .. Fubara.. down to the least in Apc .. back to druggie worshippers..

Na Nigeria we Dey and time has a funny way of setting it all

Enjoy wike.. nothing last long in Nigeria politics.. absolute nothing

Modified ..

Westin Yoruba people know aside insult curse and abuses..
We talking wike .. he’s not a Yoruba .. he’s half Igbo from minority ikwere.. but Yoruba people are on my mention abusing their fathers ..

Are they now wikes newest slaves ..

Why the insult on an obvious truth..


Nairaland sef ..


If people like el rufai can be humbled who then is wike?

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Politics / Re: You Have Lost Your Opportunity: Wike Tells Reggae Dancers Trying To Sanction Him by JOemmy(m): 10:53pm On Aug 21, 2023
Why is wike refusing to join tinibu in apc where he will have total freedom to do as he likes what is he even scared of? He wants to eat his cake and have it back only an unserious and indisiplined party will continue to allow him remain in their party after all the damage he has done to completely bury it.
Health / Re: Five Billboard Installers Electrocuted To Death In Port Harcourt (Photos) by JOemmy(m): 10:42pm On Aug 21, 2023
Very tragic rip

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Politics / Re: Nigerians This Is The United Niger Delta Union Map (photo) by JOemmy(m): 10:39pm On Aug 21, 2023
After drinking enough ogogoro they will come on nairaland to be writing fantasies is it nairalanders that will give u niger delta republic?

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Politics / Re: Nigerians This Is The United Niger Delta Union Map (photo) by JOemmy(m): 10:37pm On Aug 21, 2023
Wickedfacts:


I know that you akpu Republicans of Biafra will be the first to cry.

Greed and stupidity is in the blood of you Igbos.
When Adaka Boro declared Niger Delta Republic, Ojukwu crushed his agitation. Meanwhile when Ojukwu declared Biafra, he stupidly expected Adaka Boro to fight for Biafra.

You want to steal land and resources belonging to the SS, that's why you shout we SE/SS.
Why are you insulting the SS?
You have map of Biafra, they have map of their own United Niger Delta Union, but Biafrans are crying.

See them foolish Igbos crying on the thread. Shameless land thieves.


No igbo person cares about ur niger delta republic stop killing urselves for absolutely nothing.

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Politics / Re: Edo Woman Meets Peter Obi, Sheds Tears Of Joy- Photos by JOemmy(m): 10:29pm On Aug 21, 2023
Some times I wonder why people like reno omokri and tinibu supporters hate this man with so much passion politics shouldn't make people loose their humanity.

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Politics / Re: Holiday Enjoyment: Niger Delta Women Issue Akpabio One-month Ultimatum To Resign by JOemmy(m): 10:19pm On Aug 21, 2023
Waste of time am yet to see any nigerian politician holding any political office resign.

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Politics / Re: Before And After Pictures Of an Aba Street by JOemmy(m): 10:08pm On Aug 21, 2023
Bia how many times will you post this picture on nairaland?
Family / Re: When Your Wife Loves Sex And Always Craves For More by JOemmy(m): 8:55pm On Aug 21, 2023
tachia406:
She has no intention to cheat and you are a weakling never satisfying her. The moment you give her correct s*x with full orgasm, she go rest you. The problem most women crave for more s*x than is cos the husband might not be doing his job well. Imagine your wife cum you never cum then she ask you to come down.

As a man, you must be ready to give your wife time. Kudos to your wife. She no wan cheat. Others... your name na sorry. She go on Bluetooth share am.

Go get yourself watermelon, cucumber, dates, tigernuts plus a workout and make yourself a man.


What if the wife is sex addict and the man is having some health issues?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Malian & Burkinabe Troops Arrive Niger Amidst Cheers From Nigeriens by JOemmy(m): 8:46pm On Aug 21, 2023
mysticwarrior:
Weak military backup, the weapons I saw the Niger Delta Militants submitted to the Nigerian army as part of the amnesty during Yaradua's administration is far more sufisticated than what these troops are brandishing.

If it's by weapons nigerian military would have since defeated bokoharam and bandits.
Politics / Re: Italian PM Giorgia Meloni Claimed Nigerians Practice Cannibalism by JOemmy(m): 10:05am On Aug 21, 2023
The world already knows about this we even read about it almost daily here on nairaland nothing racist in her book she is just stating facts.

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Politics / Re: Atiku, Kwankwaso, Obi Discussing Merger To Wrest Power From APC - AriseTV by JOemmy(m): 9:49am On Aug 21, 2023
Addme:
Very late now. They had the opportunity but blew it away. If this merger had come before the election,maybe it could have worked.

Tinubu,they are planning against is also already planning for 2027 as an incumbent so this is dead on arrival.
If you can't defeat him when he was just a candidate,you won't defeat him as an incumbent.
Dead on arrival, meanwhile who among them is going to be the candidate. Another confusion.


Tinibu heavily depends on systematic rigging.
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija All-star: Lagos Agency Slams Seyi Over Comment About Son by JOemmy(m): 4:58pm On Aug 20, 2023
Is this guy not the grandson of chief obafemi awolowo why is he disgracing that respected family on national tv?
TV/Movies / Re: I’m Training My Son To Have Sex With People’s Daughters – Seyi Awolowo by JOemmy(m): 4:53pm On Aug 20, 2023
The guy is real yoruba demon I thought this boy was the grandson of chief obafemi awolowo?

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Business / Re: Tinubu Receives Petition Against Dangote Over $3.4 Billion Siphoned Through CBN by JOemmy(m): 4:41pm On Aug 20, 2023
Yankee101:
Let him go join Emefiele in jail

I’ve been waiting for this to be brought to light and hammered upon

If Emefiele is in jail so should Dangote

How can you give discounted billions to one man alone?

All he needs to do is colllect it from cbn and take it to Maitama to change with Malams and he’ll be a billionaire from it alone

Every person gets a limit to how much they can get from the cbn, not him. And the refinery is still not yet ready. How much does it take to build a brand new refinery?

Ethiopian air funds were transferred to him so he could transfer his Ethiopian cement factory funds to them in their country, the cbn gave only him that exception


These are not billionaires due to genius but the exploitation of politicians and a broken system to collect rent

Yahaya Bello had to open fire on him for exploiting kogi resources without paying any royalty and still sellling cement more expensive in kogi than his home state of Kano


Daylight thieves, cheats and crooks

His uncle Santana is long retired but Dangote had to drag this pooor man to tinubu’s banquet and has made him to start attending politicians’ functions just so the hammer won’t fall on him


Dangote is a crook and should sincerely be in jail


You are talking as if u are not a nigerian no one will dare arrest dangote tinibu don't have that kind of liver to arrest and prosecute his own friend who has invested heavily in his lagos empire.

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Business / Re: Tinubu Receives Petition Against Dangote Over $3.4 Billion Siphoned Through CBN by JOemmy(m): 4:33pm On Aug 20, 2023
Let me laugh in Swahili this petition is a total waste of time a thief can never prosecute a fellow thief tinibu is just detaining emefeile because of the naira change that almost affected him during the election not because he wants to fight any corruption in the CBN. There's absolutely no way any thorough investigation and prosecution of emefeile corrupt activities in the cbn won't also implicate tinibu and buhari.

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Religion / Re: Authur Blessitt Broke Guinness Record While Carrying A Cross Around The World by JOemmy(m): 3:39pm On Aug 20, 2023
Wow was he carrying this wooden cross in planes or shipping it into the countries he visited? This is the real men of God not those flying in their air-conditioned private jets I will prefer paying my tithes and offerings to evangelists like these.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Reconciled With Her Husband On His Sick Bed The Same Day He Died by JOemmy(m): 2:47pm On Aug 20, 2023
sotall:



She got what she came for!!! angry


Fear women!

She probably knew he wasn't gonna make it and decided to come inherit his bank accounts and properties.

The security agencies should investigate her properly to ensure she wasn't responsible for his death. Man didn't die all these while but the day she came, he died.


You actually have a point here only God knows what really happened to the man if it's due to hbp caused by the wife or something else the man is gone so can't say his own side of the story.

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