I tried to download my PPA letter with my phoenix browser . The download failed and I was unable to access the PDF document. Ever since then i can't even enter my BVN details again to download my PPA letter as it keeps telling me "Poor connection, please try again later.

I tried to download my PPA letter with my phoenix browser. The download failed and I was unable to access the PDF document. Ever since then i can't download my PPA letter as it keeps telling me "Poor connection, please try again later.

The whole @HQNigerianArmy very shameful that they wanted to inform general public on their recent activity but they couldn't have a military photographer that could follow them. Now you can see the pictures posted show TECNO plus! Shame on Nigeria Army and Nigeria Govt.

In other countries, Intending couples will go for marriage counselling but here in Africa, its always pastors and spiritual issues....we get problem oohhh

Bunch of thieves

An average individual in Lagos must have contacted this virus like 5 times already.

With all due respect sir, You suck!

Sinzu money

Lord have mercy

How about this?

Angelfrost:


Interesting... What is the difference between using both??! Why can't Nigerians do the same; Is it a case of ignorance or laziness??!... I crave your indulgence, just curious.

A DJ who only use software on a laptop and a DJ who has a turntable which will u consider for an event ?

Just see the way they arranged their own grass neatly compare to your own NPF...

Do all of this and he will still cheat on you!!!!

$75,000 for ighalo

See nairaland coaches!!! I hail ooohhhh

And someppl are already tapping blessing

cucumbae:
He was joking. Afterall,na borehole.

Juliet be like

Oga Change that line......E don cast

*Sniper* is not an easy killer, *it's an organ eating ,liquid monster*

*Sniper is a DDVP 2,2*

Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by *ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound*

When you blindly drink *sniper* that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish it's job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.

That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is "regrets".

*You can see, it's not an easy death*

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira *otapiapia*, is a *terminator*.. *a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator*

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. *Suicide is not a joke*.

Sniper will make you *see your ear without mirror,* will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.

*It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death..*

Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?

You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

Madam!
Who was countlng for you when the car was somersaulting?

hisexcellency34:
OP, Where did you see 7- 0 Are you mad?

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EFCC
Misplacement of priority and wasting of tax payers money.. Why would you
go about arresting people without compliant from their victims and
petition thereby, abusing their rights of privacy ....Will you present
their assumed victims to testify against them in Court ? The use of
laptop, sim cards and other personal effects are purely private and these
items are not prohibited by Nigerian law to be displayed as exhibit.. Efcc
is becoming petty and deviating from its core mandate ... Once these boys
pleads not guilty you start wasting tax payers money prosecuting a case
that has no direct economic benefit to the nation... FBI can't burgle into
peoples privacy in search of evidence .... Soon this method of operation
will attract nation wide condemnation and efcc will be stopped like sars
towards these boys.. Nobody is complaining of being defrauded by these
boys, no petition from their assumed victims, nobody will stand in court
to testify against them how he or she was defrauded .. So Nigeria is so
rich now for Efcc to start wasting tax payers money making a case for
invincible and unidentifiable foreign victims who neither knew of the case
you are making for them nor interested in it.. This is a violation of
these boys right of privacy, citizenship right, right of liberty, freedom
of association and individual right of dressing .... You don't tell people
how to make use of their personal effects like laptop, phones and sim
cards for God sake.. Internet scam is a global thing not peculiar to
Nigerians alone and is never treated as a serious crime elsewhere rather
social crime for an agency of the Government to start wasting tax payers
money prosecuting and jailing citizens for crime assumed to be committed
against invincible foreigners who are not complaining .... Efcc is trying
to become a mind controlling agency by telling youths how to make use of
their personal effects .. This is wrong and must be condemned .. Here in
America even though you are into crime, FBI do not go against you until
the system figures you out or when you victims reports then investigation
will start before you will be arrested... These boys should stop pleading
guilty get your lawyer so that your lawyer will ask these out of fashioned
efcc officials to present your victims the fraudulent documents and emails
are not evidence that some one was defrauded by them and if you claim so,
present the victim to come identify these materials as materials that were
used to defraud him or her.. Efcc is now hiding under government backed
authority to dispossess these guys by taking their cars and siphoning
their accounts.. There must be a nation wide protest against these barbaric method of operation for personal gain.. Internet scammers are well known in Ghana but you will not see Ghanaian anti graft agency chasing their citizens around to strip them off of their assets and properties / jail them for a crime against unidentifiable foreign victims unless when a foreign victim sends a report and ready to follow up the case against the person that is when they will swing into action ... Efcc will compel these boys to start resisting arrest, turn violent and by then this outdated method of operation will attract public attention and efcc will be called to order .. Is getting out of hand breaking into private citizens homes, privacy in search of evidence... Who will finance this case? before you arrest them, their victims should have been present too.

WOW.. I'm speechless!!!

Donald Trump has revealed how Nigerian politicians killed their country's economy. The American government unveils 25 names of Nigerian richest politicians, that stock the public funds they stole in USA. Here are the names of the politicians and their banks:

1, Aisha Buhari, J P Morgan Bank, New York $2.9billion.

(2)Col. Abubakar Lawal American Express bank New York $2.5b

(3) Garba shehu, wells fargo bank san Francisco $2.3b.

(4)Ahmed Idris, Citi group bank New York $2.1b

(5)Nadir El-Rufai citi group bank New York, $2.6b.

(6) Femi Adesina, US Bancorp bank Minnesota $1.9b.

(7) Turkur Buatai BB&T bank North California $2.9b..

(Muhammadu Buhari Ally financial bank, $3.5b..

(9)Solomon Dalong American bank. $4.2b..

(10)Lia Muhammadu. Ally financial bank $1.9b..

(11) Abdurrahma Danbazau, Unity Bs bank. $2.6b..

(12) Zara Buhari bank of America, $1.3b..

(13)Amina zakari citi group bank New York $1.8b..

(1 4) Baba Haruna jauro. Ally financial bank $2.2b.

(15)Umaru Dambatta bank of America, $1.7b..

(16)Aliyu Gusau, Ally financial bank $1.7b..

(17)Babatunde Fashola America bank $2.4b.

(18 ) Rotimi Amechi SSA financial bank $3.6b.

(19) Chris Ngige Northern bank AA $2.7b.

(20) Babagana Monguno financial bank Detroit, $1.8b..

(21)Habibu Abdullahi, Us bancorp bank, $1.7b..

(22)Sadique Abubakar state Street corporation bank $1.8b..

(23)Abayomi Olonishakin citi group bank New York $2.3b..

(24)Babachir David lawal BB financial bank $987m.

(25)Aisha hadi sirika AA financial bank $976m..

What a shame! See how PMB and EFCC are fighting crime & corruption. Forward to many Nigerians, let them see how the wicked politicians have robbed us and still robbing, and led us to recession and hardship. Negative change has killed Nigeria. Nigerian youths must decide 2019

We dont even know his real name coz we cannot be shouting oh Lord heal tekno! our prayers might be going to Techno's office

Please tell the 2nd gal from the left to leave the line, she does not posses the attributes

dadebayo1:
Bros you have already finished one scoop of jollof before taking the picture... I was sitting right beside you they served one scoop of fried rice along with two scoops of jollof... You quickly finished one jollof and snapped the picture

You should also upload the plate of Ofada you collected after finishing the first round of jollof


Dont forget the small chops and chapman too

I sense that too coz this was how we were served at the party.......No mind am

Nothing makes me Speechless more than the word written on that wall " Your health is our priority"

Hope they don t pocket this one again!



Meanwhile check my profile below

Anything to blow.



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Pathetic!
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