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Politics / Re: Ambode Showed Up At Quilox Nightclub Last Night; Nigerians React On Twitter by Jonalistic(m): 9:50pm On Oct 04, 2015
DMerciful:
They refused Agbaje that's obviously better because Igbos supported him....enjoy ur change! Agbaje is from Ikorodu while Ambode is from Ondo yet they betray their own son who is obviously better cos of Igbos.yeye dey smell!
pls point of correction ambode is 4rm Epe lagos.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Breaks Silence - El-Rufai Lied On Independence Expenditure by Jonalistic(m): 7:02pm On Oct 04, 2015
handsomeclouds:
[size=30pt]Those of 2010 and 11 won't be at hand cos the figures were outrageous I suppose. And I wonder why 332 was divided by 5 years and not three years. PDP and lies.the average is 110 million for three years.... Didn't they take mathematics at school?
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oga start ur calculation 4rm oct 1st 2010 to oct 1st 2014 is it nt 5yrs.pls go bak 2 nursry sch.

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Celebrities / Re: Kcee And His Bag Of Dollars Take Photos by Jonalistic(m): 12:24am On Oct 02, 2015
aderonkedeborah:
worry not thy self d money is fake
am nt abt him flauntin woteva but robber wil invade him let no 1 say whe is d police.a stich in time saves 9.prevention dey say is betr dan cure.
Celebrities / Re: Kcee And His Bag Of Dollars Take Photos by Jonalistic(m): 12:09am On Oct 02, 2015
HungerBAD:
Kcee and his bag of dollars take photos.

Recall, recently, the police warned Celebrities and Nigerians in general about flaunting of wealth on social media..


https://instagram.com/p/8RFjnjxK3k/
let's understand something here.is there money nd dey av evry ryt 2 do wot eva dey wanna do wit it.but d I.G is just advisin dem 2 avoid arm robbery attack.dey said prevention is betr dan cure.bcus wen robbers wil invade dem dats wen dey wil start callin d police nd if d police didn't respond on time nd anything goes wrong dey wil b d same ppl dat wil come social media 2 say dey were robed nd dey called d police dey didn't respond blablabla.dis is common sense pls.
Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna Staring At Angela Okorie's Boobs (Photo) by Jonalistic(m): 11:41pm On Oct 01, 2015
kelvyn7:
grin

...and IK himself has a beautiful wife ooo undecided

what else does he want
lemme assume is nt real mayb dis is a movie nd dats d role dey were asked 2 play if nt less dan 1 wk we will hear divorce either 4rm IK or angela family.bcus am sure IK's wife wil asked him questions so also angela's husband too nd if there is no vry pleasing reply,we trust nollywood na,na divorce tins b d next.na der occupation
Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna Staring At Angela Okorie's Boobs (Photo) by Jonalistic(m): 11:29pm On Oct 01, 2015
Anthony0094:
.looku looku tel me wat do u c?
ik take d matter serious like govt wrk.em wan enter inside ni?I wonder wot her husband wil say wen she gets hm
Politics / Re: Are These The Most Economic Viable Cities In Nigeria? by Jonalistic(m): 6:35pm On Sep 27, 2015
wiseoneking:
We live here, this is not how it is in real life. If you entered inside some of the neigbourhood in lagos island, you may not like it. But sure, broadway and co are just commercial areas with lots high rise building: banks, companies etc
bro d lagos pix u saw abv is real.dat is falomo bridge linking ikoyi nd vi.nd dos 3 sky scrappers buildings u saw der r in kofo abayomi str vi.so there is nothin fake abt d pix above.

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Politics / Re: Are These The Most Economic Viable Cities In Nigeria? by Jonalistic(m): 6:20pm On Sep 27, 2015
damton:
why not. Minna is the capital city of Niger state and also houses some national properties and installation e.g shiroro dam. Kanji dam. and also important market in the north central Geo-political zone.
ok fire down namely?
Politics / Re: Are These The Most Economic Viable Cities In Nigeria? by Jonalistic(m): 6:01pm On Sep 27, 2015
pus97:


First of all that city is not in Nigeria. It is in western Nigeria.

First of all, that city is not Lagos. It is call Victoria island.


There is a difference between Lagos island and Lagos state.

When they say Oba of Lagos. They are not talking about Lagos state, they are talking about Lagos island.

Lagos state is divided into cities

Victoria island is a city.

Lagos island is a city
Ikorodu is a city.
Ikeja is a city
oga point of correction wen dey say oba of lagos it means oba of lagos state nt lagos island.pls make ur research nd type with facts.
Romance / Re: Man Dies After Marathon Sexual Intercourse With Girlfriend In Her Room by Jonalistic(m): 5:44pm On Sep 27, 2015
Islie:




http://www.punchng.com/news/father-rapes-daughter-impregnates-neighbour/

y am angry is y wil d police arrest her. which offence has she committed.she nd her man or wotsoeva had fun nd sumtin went wrong along d line.ok if d both of dem had died who wld dey had arrested?
Romance / Re: Man Dies After Marathon Sexual Intercourse With Girlfriend In Her Room by Jonalistic(m): 5:35pm On Sep 27, 2015
tosyne2much:
I always advise my friends not to go extra mile to satisfy a lady in bed


No lady can frustrate my life..My three minutes enjoyment is enough for me
abeg na God I take beg u.no use laugh tear my belle.
Romance / Re: Man Dies After Marathon Sexual Intercourse With Girlfriend In Her Room by Jonalistic(m): 5:32pm On Sep 27, 2015
wilybebsy:
Wen ever i read news like diz, wat cumz 2 my mind z hw him take do am wey he die put
d gurl b like fast fast faster faster fastest fastest nd d fool dey change gear.e dey gear 5 high speed naim him match break nd sumarsud.
Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 11:07pm On Sep 26, 2015
ab1x:



I dearly love my grandmother, she was so instrumental to what I am today. No amount of money is too much to spend on her. Only that she was not alive to have a taste of the fruits of her labour. Thank you Grandma. Thank you for everything you have done for me and will continue to do for me through the life I live, a life you helped mold and shape. To you, I bend my knee and swear my fealty. For you, I would have done anything. Through you, I will continue to do it all.
we al luv our granny just like u do.btw as much as u luv u she's gonna hate u 4 life if u make dis greatest mistake
Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 10:26pm On Sep 26, 2015
989900:


If only real life situations were Yes and Nos.

Scenario 1:

I have N16m, I make N1-3m/month, the surgery won't worsen her situation -- I'll pay . . . it takes me 6--10 months to make N15m.

Scenario 2:

I am given N16m to start a business, she needs the surgery at N15m -- I will not pay.


OTOH, you still have to look into her prognosis on palliative care which would sure be cheaper. And consider her level of discomfort . . .

Thats what happens in real life scenarios.

re-read d question it says ur 9yrs savings.d 16m is ur 9yrs savings
Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 10:17pm On Sep 26, 2015
Haryohdeji:
I don't think its possible to carry out operation on a 95yrs old person bcox all his/her body would av bin shrink..... And if possible I cant spend 15m on it.... Wat will I gain frm a 95yrs old person
sum ppl cn fail exam sha.simple ? I cn or I cnt naim una dey xplain 95 yrs old body?nawa oo.person whe asked d ? Knw say na 95 yrs old d grandma b.d age is just 2 shw old she is nd if she worth it considering her age nd wot u wil av left in ur account.
Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 10:10pm On Sep 26, 2015
scandybuono:
Abeg mke d poor woman go rest,besides who operates on a 95yr old person...all of una wey say una fit pay,see as una nose long lik dat of ponochios own...story 4 d gods
no mind dem.it is easier said dan done.pretenders b d worst
Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 9:57pm On Sep 26, 2015
Tex42:
Hmmm! Spending that much on a 95 years old (who is sick) is not a calculated risk at all.

In 9ice's voice; Omor na turn by turn...

95yrs, she don try na, I'll invest the money in the young generation (kids)
I prefer 2 use 10m do burial nd keep d remaining 6m biko.if I use d 15m threat her nd she recover,after her recovery she go lay curse on me 4 being senseless nd stupid.
Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 9:48pm On Sep 26, 2015
989900:
Not a straightforward one.

Is 16m all I have?

What is my average monthly income? 1m? 2m? 3m?

What kind of surgery? Some kinda surgery can be risky.

What is her discomfort level?

What is her prognosis on palliative care?


oga grammar too much.u go pay or nt?btw u r replyin ?s to ? Y?

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Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 9:43pm On Sep 26, 2015
demarc001:
Maybe I will first ask her for her opinion
nd if she insist dat I sud pay I guess I will kill her first bcus its obvious she wanna kill me.she b winch
Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 9:39pm On Sep 26, 2015
Busolami2015:


Saw this on :http://streetgist.com/will-you-save-your-95-year-old-grandma-if-she-needs-a-surgery-of-n15m-and-you-have-n16m/
abeg let's close dis case make e no cause quarell here,so on behalf of evrybody here we cnt oooooooo biko
Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 9:32pm On Sep 26, 2015
Am speakin on behalf of evrybody here abeg we cnt oooooo

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Family / Re: Your Grandma Is 95 Yrs And If She Needs A Surgery Of N15m And You Have N16m? by Jonalistic(m): 9:30pm On Sep 26, 2015
ab1x:





How do you know that I can't? You don't even know me and you are concluding fast.
Taaah u cnt
Politics / Re: Ministerial List: Buhari, Obasanjo Hold Crucial Meeting At UN Plaza by Jonalistic(m): 8:35pm On Sep 26, 2015
fkaz:


http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/ministerial-list-buhari-obasanjo-hold-crucial-meeting-at-un-plaza/221192/
in tinubu's voice I no go talk anytin yet.if u like do mumu carry otta farmer travel round d world,if anytin do dat list whe I giv u,apc no go contain me nd u.
Romance / Re: Don't Know What To Do by Jonalistic(m): 7:31pm On Sep 26, 2015
OZAOEKPE:

"I thought as much, was shocked when she said it, but had to allow my brain do the thinking. The offer is so #priceless, I have no regret".
God save u.u 4 don b papa bonboy by nw
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Returns To Her Famous Gate, Steps Out In Boyfriend's Jean (photos) by Jonalistic(m): 7:01pm On Sep 26, 2015
So so black gate evrytime.aunty linda no time oo.but den no dey change d colour of d gate?
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by Jonalistic(m): 12:53am On Sep 23, 2015
Generalpapiiii:
If you believe the guy loves u. Do what u have to do. But don't get pregnant for him if he dosnt dissolve his marriage. Think about it
ok but she cn lamber?
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by Jonalistic(m): 12:41am On Sep 23, 2015
VICTORIA91:
Dear NL,

I'm 25 years old, I met this guy online via chatting and before i knew, we met and we fell deeply in love.This guy is irresistible when we met and i never prayed for something more, because he was so caring, lovely and loving, not only that he is so tall and handsome as i have always prayed for. After a month we knew each other better and every minute i rang him up, he later told me and revealed to me everything about him, because he is not the flamboyant type of guy, i hardly notice that he is loaded.

At age 33 he has a lot of properties and work with a Ministry in Lagos, seconded employment with one int'l institution, he got me int'l passport and took me out of Nigeria shore for the first time in my life. I am from an average family and I'm not easily moved with material things, I'm a working class lady earning moderate salary and living well, i had a relationship before him but not a stable one.

He later revealed to me that he has something to tell me that might tear us apart, i made up my mind since it would not lead to my death, i bet i have reached my bus stop, because he is also in love with me. What a perfect match!. Until the day he bursted it out that he is married with kids and he was sweating and breathing so restlessly, waiting for me to breakup with him, i reassured him i will still love him at that, he explained he impregnated the girl and his family forced him to marry the girl...in short, three kids, two boys and a girl from the woman,(first boy and a twins).

I almost fainted, but pretended as if all is well, at least he still managed to tell me to let me decide to continue or not. We both continued and this month make our 6th month and he is already talking about our marriage, he tried divorcing the first wife, but get warned to let her be to make peace reign, i noticed he loves me so much and also loves his children too well too. He is traveling out soon to study for his PH.D. He wants me to get pregnant for him and do the needful with my family and declare his intentions of taking me as his second wife to his first wife and family...But at this stage i have doubting mind maybe i'm ready to go on or not..i don't feel like ruining the woman's home, and i don't feel like losing this my sweet love, he is not forcing me and he wants me to decide for myself....

Please help me dearies, abuse are allowed at least maybe it will straighten my brain..but i sincerely love him, he promised to settle me down in another state and assured me that all will be well.The issue is i'm so CONFUSED.
ya victoria abi wetin den call u bia here,ur story no complete.u say him giv u dis nd dat,carry u go up nd down.my question b say wetin u u giv him in return.d 1 whe u giv him we no suppose 2 hear it abi?u betr go bak nd include d 1 whe u giv him so we go knw hw 2 judge una matter.but if u decide nt 2 include wot u gave him in return u betr remain confused as u said on ur last write up,bcus dat man's wife is my sist nd u wanna destroy my sist home.d kind thunder whe go fire u dey do press up wit devil ryt nw.comin sn on u

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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by Jonalistic(m): 11:49pm On Sep 22, 2015
kingofpool:
Dnt mind that useless thing, see as she even open her odour manufacturing company(mouth) self the talk am.
buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my belle don xplode 4 laugh oooo
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Congratulates Okonjo Iweala On Appointments by Jonalistic(m): 10:16pm On Sep 22, 2015
lomprico:
Oshio face go don squeeze like......
buhahahahaha abeg no tear ma belle wit laf.na tea nd garri I drink dis evning.
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His New Pet Take A Stroll On The Street Of London(photos) by Jonalistic(m): 7:24pm On Sep 22, 2015
Flashh:

Abeg no damage that keyboard wey I borrow you o!
hahahahahaha no mind ahm
Celebrities / Re: The Many Faces Of Annie Idibia At Her Husband's Fortyfied Party : Pictures by Jonalistic(m): 7:10pm On Sep 22, 2015
janefrancisca:
grin she no see push-up bra wear na.
If she wear push up bra na wahala oo.u think say she no think of push up bra b4 she leave it like dis?or u want make d boobs run leave d designers whe she wear? Make una leave 4 2face like dat em no complain na.
Politics / Re: How Aisha Buhari Ordered Closure Of Villa Chapel Children’s Church - Daily Post by Jonalistic(m): 10:29am On Sep 21, 2015
stinggy:

Followers of your religion were seen destroying shrines in a show of non-tolerance in the Eastern part of Nigeria few months ago, what's
your take?
Oga madam what your saying doesn't go with this.christians destroying of shrines is base on approval by the community and their chiefs.a pastor and his members can not just walk to a shrine and break it down.

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