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Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 4:18pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Ogaga4Luv: PAGA!!! KI LE LEYI I beg if ur thinking of advertising that ring here, it will not sell except maybe to the impostors. Reason: real witches can conjure that up, sell the idea to their agents and Babalawos and Shermans who will then market it for them to ordinary folks (not to certified witches) |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 4:10pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Pastor AIO: Hmmmmm it actually started as an after hours hangout for Snr witches and wizards, u know just a relaxed forum under dating and meet up zone. but now, The thing don snowball. Anyway, its all for the good of the practice. |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 2:44pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
shawn123: O kare!!! Mo gbadun e!!! |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:49pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
shawn123: HAKIIKAAA!!! Wa chere!!! O da mo n tie ( u recognise) k'abo, Shey oko o j'epo |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:36pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
k-aina: AS REGARDS IRUNMOLES AND ORISHAS Now am sure you will be like, what is the difference between Irunmoles and Orishas The Irunmoles are the first to be created, they support and assists ELEDUMARE, THE ALMIGHTY, KABIYESI!!! They do not come to this earth for any reason!!! They are more like supports and Pillars for Creation! They have a Leader who is a great Prince, one who's name is yet to be revealed, (But He IS!!!) and they are of a fixed number (some say 401). The Orishas are of a far Lower Order, and several have been incarnated on earth, although each Orisha is still ultimately linked to an Irunmole through several chains of Beings and entities referred to as Iranse Olodumare. (Think of a chain reaction that increases exponentially), and as such, the Irunmoles work out of the Orishas and the Orishas work through (the powers of) The Irunmoles. Just like Eshu explained earlier. examples of Orisha: Sango, Obatala, Oya, Ogun, Shoponna, Venus, Appollos, e.t.c. I will give deeper explanations later |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:16pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
k-aina: AS REGARDS ESHU He is one of the Orishas, and once walked this earth, sent by His Master, THE FALLEN IRUNMOLE , and the two are often mixed up because quite often, they work as one!!! (i.e He works out of His Master or father, and His Master works through Him) Notorious for His pranks and His cunning |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 12:58pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Pastor AIO: If u are referring to ESHU LAALU, ELEPO LE'NU, ALOMI N LE F'EJE WE, ELEGBARA, ELEEGBA, OBALUAYE IJAMBA, OLOGBON AREKE REKE, OLORI OGUN ORUN APADI, (make I continue?) Then I am not HE. He has his Realm, in the lower (Neither) regions, and He is not an interphase between two realms, He has Minions who will do that 4 Him. and quite a lot of them are on earth (to be swept away in the upcoming upheavels) But I am neither He nor of His Realm. |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 12:26pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
Ogaga4Luv: Wa chere!!! welcome 2 da fold!!! how is the practice in Abidjan? |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 12:12pm On Jul 14, 2009 |
k-aina: Pastor!!! welcome to our fold I hardly visit those sites on religion, because they are often too parochial!!! all attacking each other. coming from the Land of The Irunmoles, my interests is more with regards to MAN; what, whence and whither. I was going to create a thread by that title, but I just discovered one on the topic of what happens after death, and I will probably be active there, i just posted an intro there. Welcome once again to the fold of the Ajes, emeres, Iwins etc, even though I am not exactly one, but by virtue of my nature, I have the ability and audacity to speak!!! (For more abt my nature, see an answer I gave on page 2 of this thread) |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 11:58am On Jul 14, 2009 |
Pastor AIO: Pastor!!! welcome to our fold |
Religion / Re: What Does It Feel Like To Be Dead by kaina1(m): 11:53am On Jul 14, 2009 |
jagunlabi: very good statement. One day, while at home, Some pentecostal Xtians came to preach that if I dont accept the blood of Jesus to cleanse my sins and accept him as the Savour, I will go to Hell and roast forever. The next day, witnesses came and preached a different doctrine, all the while, the mosque in my neighbourhood keeps preaching that Allah is the one God and Mohammed is His Prophet, and that u can be Born again and again as many times as u wish, but never die except as a Muslim!!! Each of these believe that they have the monopoly of the Road to the Kingdom of Heaven, and accuse all other sects of unbelief, but for my own path, I DISBELIEVE THEM ALL!!! |
Religion / Re: What Does It Feel Like To Be Dead by kaina1(m): 11:29am On Jul 14, 2009 |
VERY GOOD TOPIC!!! but unfortunately, most people will rather evade this question. But it is our views and opinions about DEATH, that determines how we face LIFE. when we imagine that at DEATH, everything ends (annihilation of conciousness), then the tendency is to wonder what is the purpose of life. I will be adding my contributions as time progresses. |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 11:06am On Jul 14, 2009 |
Iyara: Its still remains a daiting and meet up zone, for witches, wizards, olorishas, 'eboras', 'iwins', 'anjonus' , and other messengers from the Irunmoles. unfortunately, our ranks have been infiltrated by quacks and charlatans, but a great storm of purification is coming that will sweep most of these away to the great abyss, where dey shall remain bound for a thousand years. |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 10:59am On Jul 14, 2009 |
@ngel0v3:A beg bring the blood, there are so many here with incredible appetite for blood. It will nourish dem |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 10:48am On Jul 14, 2009 |
Nezan: Pls steer clear of what u dont understand, for ur own good. Its not rubbish, just a little prayer to Ifa before any important event. afterall the proponents of western (foreign) religion recognise the importance of Hymmns, prayers and the gift of tongues!!! This is our own version |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:35am On Jul 14, 2009 |
ReachRich: Ohun ti a wi fun ogbo ni ogbo n gboo!!! Ohun ti a wi fun ogba ni ogba n gba!!! K’oshe k’oshe ni ti ilakoshe, Ewe ti a ja l’otun, otun ni n gbe Ewe ti a ja l’osi, osi ni n gbe Iwo ReachRich ohun ti mo ba ni ki o se ni ki ose Ewe awusa wu ReachRich kuro ni ihahin Ewe ewuro, ro ReachRich kuro ni ihahin Ewe ajafe, fe ReachRich kuro ni ihahin Oya ReachRich, sun loooo, fonfon I bet u must be sleeping by now |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:23am On Jul 14, 2009 |
ReachRich:U obviously don't understand the significance of where I'm from (Igbo Irunmole) Otherwise u no go talk like that. Omode o m'ogun o n pe L'efo (Pikin no know jazz dey call am vegetable) No let me provoke o !!! before I speak in tongues (powerful incantations/remote control) on your head |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:11am On Jul 14, 2009 |
parki:U dey mind am? @ Ladykool: Shooo!!! u wan spray us holywater? bring am now make we take am baff and quench thirst |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:04am On Jul 14, 2009 |
ReachRich: Ndeewo!!! biko, yem some of the blood make I drink!!! and I hope u brought tidings from the great amardiorha?? |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 12:53am On Jul 14, 2009 |
TO ALL THE CERTIFIED ------- IN THE HOUSE, IMPOSTORS PLS STEER CLEAR, lest u be struck down by the fury of the gods A little Orin Ifa (prayer) before tonights activity: " Ifa jinginjingin :-:-:- Ifa mo gbo'ro kan :-:-:-: Ifa jinginjingin Ooooo :-:-:- Ifa mo gbo'ro kan Ooooo :-:-:-: Ifa ki i pu'ro :-:-:-:-: Ifa ki i she'ke :-:-:-:-: Ifa ki i pu'ro O oo :-:-:-:-: Ifa ki i she'ke eee :-:-:-: ohun t'oba shele :-:-:-:-: ni'fa n wi , :-:-:-:-: |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 11:08pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
whiteroses: ENJOY!!! |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 10:52pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
Kelvinj: Kai!!! wetin I go do ds boy wey just dey tink say ds site na for sexuality, d other day he tot it was a dating site. U think whats going on here is child's play? am sori 4 u, Omode o m'ogun o npe l'efo!!! If I vex invoke ILE GBIGBONA (SHOPONA) 4 ur head ehhnn |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
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Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 9:57pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
U want mammy water? Thats quite Lofty. that means u will be tutored by YEMOJA, under the direction of THE OLOKUN himself (God of the Sea). But please dont equate this to Waltz disney's Movie, The Little Mermaid, that is rather too simplistic |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 9:51pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
platinumnk: Finally, u are ready to unleash your potentials U are welcome, Mr Pervert will give u further direction on the requirements for the initiation rites. This will be at our next AGM, but in the interrim, provinsional membership will be granted. |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 9:38pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
PERVERT9: ElRazor! ElRazor!! ElRazor!!! E melo ni mo pe O? Don't be too forward!!! I was referring to all those noisemakers disturbing our peace U see, u need to learn to be patient, and avoid rash statements and decisions. ElRazor! ElRazor!! ElRazor!!! E melo ni mo pe O? I brought you great tidings from the Irunmoles!!!. A great task awaits u U are in the period of preparation for a great role, and I hope u will not be found wanting!!! U are being elevated above witchcraft and wizardry!!! U ar to become the mouthpiece and earthly representative of Sango, that is Sango High priest. That means even witches and wizards will approach u for reinforcement, and power As a symbol of your new office, It gives me honor to present you with your staff of office, OSE SANGO!!! Ose Sango It is sacred, and is not for every eye (AIWOOOO!!!). (please download the attached image) With it u can invoke and UNLEASH THE POWERS OF OLUKOSO, OLOJU OROGBO!!!! ELEREKE OBI oOOOO ENI A NI NI GBANI !!!! ORISHA GBA T'EMI YEWO ENI F'OJU DI O, SANGO, OO GBE!!! SAN'GIRI, LA'GIRI IGBAKEJI ORISHA!!! Note that u invoke with caution because misuse of this power comes with severe repercussion ElRazur:
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Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 8:42pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
Apparently, a lot has happened here since I left 4 Igbo Irunmole!!! but we certainly can not allow a bunch of nitwits to come and disturb our peaceful gathering in this fora exclusively for certified witches, afterall our people say " t'omode ba de ibi eru, eru a ba" (when a child reaches a scary place, fear go catch am) "Owo orisha la fi n wo afin" (its with godly revence that we enter throne room) Omo to ba fi oju di oro, oro a gbe!!! (The child that defies the Oro will be consumed by the Oro). Usually I ought not interprete, but I want all those impostors out there to read this and know that they are toying with fire before i invoke a tripple combination of SHANGO, SHOKPONNA, AND OGUN on their head. "Abo oro l'a n so fun omo'luwabi" [half word (not even a word) is enough for the wise] |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
U ar most welcome Chairman pervert. Lady whiteroses here raised some rather interesting questions and observations, and I had to reveal my IDENTITY, albeit prematurely. So how have been your travellings and sojourn thru d 4 corners of this earth? |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 4:14pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
whiteroses: I WILL FIRST CONGRATULATE U FOR MAKING A VERY GOOD OBSERVATION. only to those who have made the right use of the little given to them can more detailed explanations be given!!! Only to such as these will I give deeper explanations as regards my origin It will be misleading for me to lay claim either to AJEhood, WIZARDRY, or OGBONIship, neither will I feel threatened nor should u entertain any fears in that regard. Also, we are NOT ARCH ENEMIES, for my origin and function lies above these realms. SO I AM NOT A WITCH NOR AM I A WIZARD OR OGBONI!!! So who am I and what am I doing in this forum? Think of me more like an appropriate agent, vehicle, or emulsifier, that reduces the interfacial phenomenon between two diametrically opposed (or rather distinct) phases, allowing for an appropriate intercourse or incorporation (where and when necessary) between the two phases. (Much like a soap or other surface active agents allow for the incorporation of an OIL MILLIEU AND AN AQUEOUS MILLIEU. In this particular instance, between the here and the hereafter, between the material world and the non material world, [or the beyond, often erroneously referred to as spiritual world, The real spiritual actually lies FAR FAR HIGHER]. As a result of my activities, heterogenous species like earthmen and ALUJANUS (or anjonus) may interrelate directly, a hitherto impossible phenomenon. I also perform an oversight/regulatory function, and ensure that in all intra and interspecies relations, THE LAW OF KARMA is strictly observed, to ensure proper dispensation of JUSTICE. My body is relatively young, but my spirit is old. I was last incarnated in prehistoric era, in the realm of ATLANTIS. My incarnation usually precedes major global catastrophic events that lasts a thousand years and ultimately usher in a new era/dispensation. As per my address, IGBO IRUNMOLE, it is that transitional region between this world of matter, and the adjoining finer (shall we say ethereal?) realm, The lower parts extends into this world, and the most powerful of MEN often congregate here to fellowship, and receive tidings from the next realm (The beyond), via the upper part, THE UPPER IGBO IRUNMOLE which is solely in the next realm(ie. Not of this world). This experience is usually so vivid that it is almost as good as being THERE!!!. Hmm I think for now, we can stop here, so that I don’t make your head swell. |
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 11:39pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
whiteroses: Opari!!! i don see orishirishi 4 NL which one be aje Jesu, A beg aje l'aje n je (winch na winch) welcome to our fold |
Nairaland / General / Re: Murder Grammar Here (feel Free To Tabon Here) by kaina1(m): 9:50pm On Jul 12, 2009 |
What is happen below are true life story in secondary school Teacher (addressin students at (or rather on) the assembly): "we had notice that some student jump the school fence to sneaked outside school, hmm, if you are caught, or catched or rather catches, u will eat your pounded yam as yam Students: |
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