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Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 4:18pm On Jul 14, 2009
Ogaga4Luv:

 
hilli666 you're you are Welcome home!,Welcome to the realm of discussion to all witches and Wizard on the "Left hand side",Sincerely, we're glad to see you,Merry Meet!!!. grin.
Our gathering on this thread is very important,but "Drinking of BLOOD" its normal in every Coven?,men are thirsty!!!!!!!!!!! grin  grin  grin.,our favourite wine lets take for example in my coven,only 5 drums of blood is left out now,though we still dey kill the available victim's.
  our conversation on blood should be consider very useful for the thirsty fellows in a given period,mmm. . .our president na confirm Fulani witch oo! shocked ,but the complicated thing is that he always behave like the Cow's.,if not that guy belongs to our familly-we all gathering together can wipe him off the surface of the earth,by casting raw spell's on him.


PAGA!!!
KI LE LEYI
I beg if ur thinking of advertising that ring here, it will not sell except maybe to  the impostors. Reason: real witches can conjure that up, sell the idea to their agents and Babalawos and Shermans who will then market it for them to ordinary folks (not to certified witches)
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 4:10pm On Jul 14, 2009
Pastor AIO:

This thread has attracted many people that normally wouldn't come to the religious section.  

But where are the Religion Forum regulars?

Hmmmmm
it actually started as an after hours hangout for Snr witches and wizards, u know just a relaxed forum under dating and meet up zone. but now,
The thing don snowball. Anyway, its all for the good of the practice.
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 2:44pm On Jul 14, 2009
shawn123:

@ K-aina
Mo juba o
oko o jepo rara.
aki wa oko
an fo bi labalaba, eye adaba!!!!

grin otunba

O kare!!!
Mo gbadun e!!!
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:49pm On Jul 14, 2009
shawn123:

Awon iya mi oshorongba
Abani mo a ku
Olokiki orU
Oshalanshola, Osanlansola
eyi lewe mi ni nu omi shalasolo
eyin lewe mi ni nu omi oshalansho
eni toba tu to si nu igba toba ku ko le daamu tan

HEheheehehehheehheeeeeee, .Awon bigz boy winches? WHERE D PARRRYY AT?

HAKIIKAAA!!! grin grin grin shocked shocked grin grin grin
Wa chere!!! grin grin grin
O da mo n tie ( u recognise)
k'abo,  Shey oko o j'epo
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:36pm On Jul 14, 2009
k-aina:

AS REGARDS ESHU
He is one of the Orishas, and once walked this earth, sent by His Master,  THE  FALLEN IRUNMOLE , and the two are often mixed up because quite often, they work as one!!!
(i.e He works out of His Master or father, and His Master works through Him)
Notorious for His pranks and His cunning

AS REGARDS IRUNMOLES AND ORISHAS
Now am sure you will be like, what is the difference between Irunmoles and Orishas
The Irunmoles are the first to be created, they support and assists ELEDUMARE, THE ALMIGHTY, KABIYESI!!!
They do not come to this earth for any reason!!! They are  more like supports and Pillars for Creation! They have a Leader who is a great Prince, one who's name is yet to be revealed, (But He IS!!!) and they are of a fixed number (some say 401).
The Orishas are of a far Lower Order, and several have been incarnated on earth, although each Orisha is still ultimately linked to an Irunmole through several chains of Beings and entities referred to as Iranse Olodumare. (Think of a chain reaction that increases exponentially), and as such, the Irunmoles work out of the Orishas and the Orishas work through (the powers of) The Irunmoles. Just like Eshu explained earlier. examples of  Orisha:
Sango, Obatala, Oya, Ogun, Shoponna, Venus, Appollos, e.t.c.

I will give deeper explanations later
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:16pm On Jul 14, 2009
k-aina:

If u are referring to
ESHU LAALU, ELEPO LE'NU, ALOMI N LE F'EJE WE,
ELEGBARA, ELEEGBA,
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
OBALUAYE IJAMBA, OLOGBON AREKE REKE,
OLORI OGUN ORUN APADI,  (make I continue?)

Then I am not HE.
He has his Realm,  in the lower (Neither) regions,
and He is not an interphase between two realms, He has Minions who will do that 4 Him.  and quite a lot of them are on earth (to be swept away in the upcoming upheavels)
But I am neither He nor of His Realm.


AS REGARDS ESHU
He is one of the Orishas, and once walked this earth, sent by His Master,  THE  FALLEN IRUNMOLE , and the two are often mixed up because quite often, they work as one!!!
(i.e He works out of His Master or father, and His Master works through Him)
Notorious for His pranks and His cunning
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 12:58pm On Jul 14, 2009
Pastor AIO:

From the description you gave on page 2 I would say that you sound more like an Esu.  More like an interface between two realms. 

If u are referring to
ESHU LAALU, ELEPO LE'NU, ALOMI N LE F'EJE WE,
ELEGBARA, ELEEGBA,
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
OBALUAYE IJAMBA, OLOGBON AREKE REKE,
OLORI OGUN ORUN APADI,  (make I continue?)

Then I am not HE.
He has his Realm,  in the lower (Neither) regions,
and He is not an interphase between two realms, He has Minions who will do that 4 Him.  and quite a lot of them are on earth (to be swept away in the upcoming upheavels)
But I am neither He nor of His Realm.
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 12:26pm On Jul 14, 2009
Ogaga4Luv:

Oh my! shocked , i knew it!!, i have been missing my own personal familly all these many periods on NL grin ,Merry meet witches and wizards , from the "Left hand side"- Sincerely,droping by  darkest greetings from the "COVEN dé Sorcière" CI.

-Blessed be-

Wa chere!!! grin grin
welcome 2 da fold!!!
how is the practice in Abidjan?
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 12:12pm On Jul 14, 2009
k-aina:

Pastor!!! welcome to our fold grin grin grin


Pastor!!! welcome to our fold grin grin grin
I hardly visit those sites on religion, because they are often too parochial!!! all attacking each other.
coming from the Land of The Irunmoles, my interests is more with regards to MAN; what, whence and whither.
I was going to create a thread by that title, but I just discovered one on the topic of what happens after death, and I will probably be active there, i just posted an intro there.

Welcome once again to the fold of the Ajes, emeres, Iwins etc, even though I am not exactly one, but by virtue of my nature, I have the ability and audacity to speak!!! (For more abt my nature, see an answer I gave on page 2 of this thread)
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 11:58am On Jul 14, 2009
Pastor AIO:

kai. Where has this thread been all this while?

Who is this k-aina person and how come she doesn't come to the religion section.

I greet you o, ye Iyamis. cheesy cheesy



Pastor!!! welcome to our fold grin grin grin
Religion / Re: What Does It Feel Like To Be Dead by kaina1(m): 11:53am On Jul 14, 2009
jagunlabi:

That means a place is reserved for you in hell - the islamic hell,that is -  as a christian atheist who does not believe in the god of islam. smiley
Do you see how ridiculous the whole thing is?All religious folks of each of the three abrahamic faiths are all atheists as far as the belief in the gods of the others are concerned.So technically,according to these three abrahamic faiths,nobody is going to make heaven.Everybody is toast,including the adherents of each of these faiths themselves.That is why i put these three religions under a single label that i term, "THE BARBEQUE TRIANGLE",because according to them heaven is going to be a very empty place. grin
Unless you adhere to all three religions at the same time! Do you want to try that? wink 

very good statement.
One day, while at home, Some pentecostal Xtians came to preach that if I dont accept the blood of Jesus to cleanse my sins and accept him as the Savour, I will go to Hell and roast forever. The next day, witnesses came and preached a different doctrine, all the while, the mosque in my neighbourhood keeps preaching that Allah is the one God and Mohammed is His Prophet, and that u can be Born again and again as many times as u wish, but never die except as a Muslim!!!

Each of these believe that they have the monopoly of the Road to the Kingdom of Heaven, and accuse all other sects of unbelief, but for my own path,
I DISBELIEVE THEM ALL!!!
Religion / Re: What Does It Feel Like To Be Dead by kaina1(m): 11:29am On Jul 14, 2009
VERY GOOD TOPIC!!!
but unfortunately, most people will rather evade this question.
But it is our views and opinions about DEATH, that determines how we face LIFE.
when we imagine that at DEATH, everything ends (annihilation of conciousness), then the tendency is to wonder what is the purpose of life.
I will be adding my contributions as time progresses.
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 11:06am On Jul 14, 2009
Iyara:

Moderators,
U sure this thread should be under romance? I think entertainment (comedy) or even religion would be more appropriate.

Na wa 4 u Naija witches sha. Razz and unimaginative. Na only to eat meat and drink blood una sabi. Where are all the pentagrams, sabbats and spells (eye of newt anyone?). Behind up guys.

@joobreel
Wetin be "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"? Na so winch dey laff 4 ya village? U no watch "Tales by Moonlight"?
Na "Whheeen whheeen hheeen!"

grin angry
Its still remains a daiting and meet up zone, for witches, wizards, olorishas, 'eboras', 'iwins', 'anjonus' , and other messengers from the Irunmoles.
unfortunately, our ranks have been infiltrated by quacks and charlatans, but a great storm of purification is coming that will sweep most of these away to the great abyss, where dey shall remain bound for a thousand years. grin grin grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 10:59am On Jul 14, 2009
@ngel0v3:

God pass all of una? I cover Nairaland with the blood of Jesus! And I pray that all of Seun's efforts won't be in vain. (Seun, please delete this thread, coz it's getting out of hand. It's bad influence!)
A beg bring the blood, there are so many here with incredible appetite for blood. It will nourish dem
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 10:48am On Jul 14, 2009
Nezan:

My God, what nonsense is this? shocked

Pls steer clear of what u dont understand, for ur own good.
Its  not rubbish, just  a little prayer to Ifa before any important event.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
afterall the proponents of western (foreign) religion recognise the importance of Hymmns, prayers and the gift of tongues!!! grin grin grin This is our own version
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:35am On Jul 14, 2009
ReachRich:

Kaina or whatever u call urself oya go and sleep its past sleeping time for children of ur age. Off dat system now b4 u wake up the other children in the room. tongue tongue

Ohun ti a wi fun ogbo ni ogbo n gboo!!!
Ohun ti a wi fun ogba ni ogba n gba!!!
K’oshe k’oshe ni ti ilakoshe,
Ewe ti a ja l’otun, otun ni n gbe
Ewe ti a ja l’osi, osi ni n gbe
Iwo ReachRich ohun ti mo ba ni ki o se ni ki ose
shocked shocked grin grin shocked shocked grin grin
Ewe awusa wu ReachRich kuro ni ihahin
Ewe ewuro, ro ReachRich kuro ni ihahin
Ewe ajafe, fe ReachRich kuro ni ihahin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Oya ReachRich, sun loooo, fonfon
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I bet u must be sleeping by now
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:23am On Jul 14, 2009
ReachRich:

Kaina or whatever u call urself oya go and sleep its past sleeping time for children of ur age. Off dat system now b4 u wake up the other children in the room. tongue tongue
U obviously don't understand the significance of where I'm from (Igbo Irunmole)
Otherwise u no go talk like that. Omode o m'ogun o n pe L'efo (Pikin no know jazz dey call am vegetable)
No let me provoke o !!! before I speak in tongues (powerful incantations/remote control) on your head
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:11am On Jul 14, 2009
parki:

bone this ur shakara, we know say u dey meeting last nite, the new paroles now na tonite come and dont be late
U dey mind am?

@ Ladykool: Shooo!!! u wan spray us holywater? bring am now make we take am baff and quench thirst grin grin
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 1:04am On Jul 14, 2009
ReachRich:

What is Nairaland turning into? land of witches & wizards.
The blood of Jesus!!!!

Ndeewo!!!
biko, yem some of the blood make I drink!!! kiss kiss
and I hope u brought tidings from the great amardiorha??
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 12:53am On Jul 14, 2009
grin grin tongue grin grin tongue grin grin tongue
TO ALL THE CERTIFIED -------  IN THE HOUSE,
IMPOSTORS PLS STEER CLEAR,  lest u be struck down by the fury of the gods
A little Orin Ifa (prayer) before tonights activity:
grin grin shocked shocked grin grin shocked shocked grin grin grin
shocked shocked Ifa jinginjingin  shocked shocked :-:-:-
  shocked shocked Ifa mo gbo'ro kan  shocked shocked :-:-:-:
shocked shocked Ifa jinginjingin Ooooo  shocked shocked :-:-:-
shocked shocked Ifa mo gbo'ro kan Ooooo  shocked shocked:-:-:-:
smiley wink grin cheesy wink grin smiley

shocked shocked Ifa ki i pu'ro  shocked shocked :-:-:-:-:
shocked shocked Ifa ki i she'ke shocked shocked :-:-:-:-:
shocked shocked Ifa ki i pu'ro O oo shocked shocked :-:-:-:-:
shocked shocked Ifa ki i she'ke eee shocked shocked :-:-:-:
shocked shocked ohun t'oba shele shocked shocked  :-:-:-:-:
shocked shocked ni'fa n wi   shocked shocked , :-:-:-:-:
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 11:08pm On Jul 13, 2009
whiteroses:

@ k-aina lol.

 

ENJOY!!! wink
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 10:52pm On Jul 13, 2009
Kelvinj:

@osap
jst imagine a winch givin u a BJ.
Gush,  Dem fit chop ur tin comot
Cant compare dat 2 a mermaid.

Kai!!! angry angry angry angry angry
wetin I go do ds boy wey just dey tink say ds site na for sexuality,
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
d other day he tot it was a dating site.
U think whats going on here is child's play?
am sori 4 u,  Omode o m'ogun o npe l'efo!!!
If I vex invoke ILE GBIGBONA (SHOPONA) 4 ur head ehhnn
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2009
ElRazur:


A kin fi omo ire bo ire. [One do not use the son to sacrifice to the God-Father]

I come from a clan of Ogun worshipper.  Threats like yours are best dismissed to say the least. Besides, a true spirit do not seek to wage war. However, seeing that you reply on Sango and Sho'ponna. It becomes clear why you are deluded with power - just like your gods.
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 9:57pm On Jul 13, 2009
U want mammy water?
Thats quite Lofty. that means u will be tutored by YEMOJA, under the direction of THE OLOKUN himself (God of the Sea). But please dont equate this to Waltz disney's Movie, The Little Mermaid, that is rather too simplistic
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 9:51pm On Jul 13, 2009
platinumnk:

I can't shout !!
I've always been spiritually in tune. I know I could be a great witch if I wanted to, so who wants to help me release my gifts


Finally, u are ready to unleash your potentials U are welcome, Mr Pervert will give u further direction on the requirements for the initiation rites. This will be at our next AGM, but in the interrim, provinsional membership will be granted.
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 9:38pm On Jul 13, 2009
PERVERT9:

baba oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
welcome olori awo,where have you beans since?your wife patwhizkid has beingwaiting for you since but abeg make una no do konko below for here o you know it is against our rule,make una reach house before una go do touch your toe i mean orobokibo grin grin ;Dno mind the babe na style she dey take dey apply grin


ElRazor!
ElRazor!!
ElRazor!!!
E melo ni mo pe O?

Don't be too forward!!! I was referring to all those noisemakers disturbing our peace
U see, u need to learn to be patient, and avoid rash statements and decisions.
ElRazor!
ElRazor!!
ElRazor!!!
E melo ni mo pe O?

I brought you great tidings from the Irunmoles!!!.
A great task awaits u
U are in the period of preparation for a great role, and I hope u will not be found wanting!!!
U are being elevated above witchcraft and wizardry!!!

U ar to become the mouthpiece and earthly representative of Sango, that is Sango High priest.

That means even witches and wizards will approach u for reinforcement, and power

As a symbol of your new office, It gives me honor to present you with your staff of office,

OSE SANGO!!! grin grin grin

Ose Sango
shocked shocked grin shocked shocked grin shocked shocked grin shocked shocked
It is sacred, and is not for every eye (AIWOOOO!!!). (please download the attached image)

With it u can invoke and UNLEASH THE POWERS OF OLUKOSO,
OLOJU OROGBO!!!!
ELEREKE OBI oOOOO
ENI A NI NI GBANI !!!!
ORISHA GBA T'EMI YEWO
ENI F'OJU DI O, SANGO, OO GBE!!!
SAN'GIRI, LA'GIRI
IGBAKEJI ORISHA!!!

Note that u invoke with caution because misuse of this power comes with severe repercussion



ElRazur:


A kin fi omo ire bo ire. [One do not use the son to sacrifice to the God-Father]

I come from a clan of Ogun worshipper.  Threats like yours are best dismissed to say the least. Besides, a true spirit do not seek to wage war. However, seeing that you reply on Sango and Sho'ponna. It becomes clear why you are deluded with power - just like your gods.

Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 8:42pm On Jul 13, 2009
Apparently, a lot has happened here since I left 4 Igbo Irunmole!!!
but we certainly can not allow a bunch of nitwits to come and disturb our peaceful gathering in this fora exclusively for certified witches, afterall our people say
" t'omode ba de ibi eru, eru a ba" (when a child reaches a scary place, fear go catch am)
"Owo orisha la fi n wo afin"  (its with godly revence that we enter throne room)
Omo to ba fi oju di oro, oro a gbe!!! (The child that defies the Oro will be consumed by the Oro).

Usually I ought not interprete, but I want all those impostors out there to read this and know that they are toying with fire before i invoke a tripple combination of SHANGO, SHOKPONNA, AND OGUN on their head.
"Abo oro l'a n so fun omo'luwabi" [half word (not even a word) is enough for the wise]
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2009
U ar most welcome Chairman pervert. grin grin grin

Lady whiteroses here raised some rather interesting questions and observations, and I had to reveal my IDENTITY, albeit prematurely.

So how have been your travellings and sojourn thru d 4 corners of this earth?
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 4:14pm On Jul 13, 2009
whiteroses:

being a witch is better than being an ogboni cos from your profile i see you are from igbo irunmole obviously you are an ogboni cultist i know you feel threatened but no worries i'm tatally harmless even though we are arch enemies grin


wink wink wink I WILL FIRST CONGRATULATE U FOR MAKING A VERY GOOD OBSERVATION. only to those who have made the right use of the little given to them can more detailed explanations be given!!!
Only to such as these will I give deeper explanations as regards my origin smiley

It will be misleading for me to lay claim either to AJEhood, WIZARDRY, or OGBONIship, neither will I feel threatened nor should u entertain any fears in that regard. Also, we are NOT ARCH ENEMIES, for my origin and function lies above these realms.

SO I AM NOT A WITCH NOR AM I A WIZARD OR OGBONI!!!

So who am I and what am I doing in this forum?

Think of me more like an appropriate agent, vehicle, or emulsifier, that reduces the interfacial phenomenon between two diametrically opposed (or rather distinct) phases, allowing for an appropriate intercourse or incorporation (where and when necessary) between the two phases. (Much like a soap or other surface active agents allow for the incorporation of an OIL MILLIEU AND AN AQUEOUS MILLIEU.
In this particular instance, between the here and the hereafter, between the material world and the non material world, [or the beyond, often erroneously referred to as spiritual world, The real spiritual actually lies FAR FAR HIGHER].
As a result of my activities, heterogenous species like earthmen and ALUJANUS (or anjonus) may interrelate directly, a hitherto impossible phenomenon.
I also perform an oversight/regulatory function, and ensure that in all intra and interspecies relations, THE LAW OF KARMA is strictly observed, to ensure proper dispensation of JUSTICE.
My body is relatively young, but my spirit is old. I was last incarnated in prehistoric era, in the realm of ATLANTIS. My incarnation usually precedes major global catastrophic events that lasts a thousand years and ultimately usher in a new era/dispensation.

As per my address, IGBO IRUNMOLE, it is that transitional region between this world of matter, and the adjoining finer (shall we say ethereal?) realm, The lower parts extends into this world, and the most powerful of MEN often congregate here to fellowship, and receive tidings from the next realm (The beyond), via the upper part, THE UPPER IGBO IRUNMOLE which is solely in the next realm(ie. Not of this world). This experience is usually so vivid that it is almost as good as being THERE!!!.

Hmm I think for now, we can stop here, so that I don’t make your head swell.
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by kaina1(m): 11:39pm On Jul 12, 2009
whiteroses:

confession of a which: oooooooooo shocked aaaaaaaaaa shocked ooooooooo i am a which aje ni mi sugbon aje jesu nimi  grin

Opari!!! shocked shocked shocked
i don see orishirishi 4 NL which one be aje Jesu,
A beg aje l'aje n je (winch na winch)
grin grin shocked grin grin shocked grin grin shocked grin grin
welcome to our fold
Nairaland / General / Re: Murder Grammar Here (feel Free To Tabon Here) by kaina1(m): 9:50pm On Jul 12, 2009
What is happen below are true life story in secondary school
Teacher   angry (addressin students at (or rather on) the assembly):
"we had notice that some student jump the school fence to sneaked outside school,
hmm, if you are caught, or catched or rather catches, u will eat your pounded yam as yam

Students:  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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