parki:

bone this ur shakara, we know say u dey meeting last nite, the new paroles now na tonite come and dont be late

U dey mind am?

@ Ladykool: Shooo!!! u wan spray us holywater? bring am now make we take am baff and quench thirst

Kaina or whatever u call urself oya go and sleep its past sleeping time for children of ur age. Off dat system now b4 u wake up the other children in the room.

ReachRich:

Kaina or whatever u call urself oya go and sleep its past sleeping time for children of ur age. Off dat system now b4 u wake up the other children in the room.

U obviously don't understand the significance of where I'm from (Igbo Irunmole)
Otherwise u no go talk like that. Omode o m'ogun o n pe L'efo (Pikin no know jazz dey call am vegetable)
No let me provoke o !!! before I speak in tongues (powerful incantations/remote control) on your head

Lots and lots and lots and lots of lost, confused, desperate weirdos on this community forum.

ReachRich:

Kaina or whatever u call urself oya go and sleep its past sleeping time for children of ur age. Off dat system now b4 u wake up the other children in the room.

Ohun ti a wi fun ogbo ni ogbo n gboo!!!
Ohun ti a wi fun ogba ni ogba n gba!!!
K’oshe k’oshe ni ti ilakoshe,
Ewe ti a ja l’otun, otun ni n gbe
Ewe ti a ja l’osi, osi ni n gbe
Iwo ReachRich ohun ti mo ba ni ki o se ni ki ose

Ewe awusa wu ReachRich kuro ni ihahin
Ewe ewuro, ro ReachRich kuro ni ihahin
Ewe ajafe, fe ReachRich kuro ni ihahin

Oya ReachRich, sun loooo, fonfon

I bet u must be sleeping by now

Kaina i bind u Jesus name.No weapon formed against me shall prosper. Back to sender. Stop deceiving God's pple with ur devilish beliefs or face God's judgement now.

@ K-aina:
So finally u have gone to sleep. Light will always rule over darkness.
Repent 2day & give ur life to Jesus Christ.

Eyin iya oshorongaarima!

E ba me pa James Bassey.

Ko ku da nu.

Busta:

Lots and lots and lots and lots of lost, confused, desperate weirdos on this community forum.

LWKMD have u taken a look at ur own profile picture lately??!!

who's da wierdo??!!!

roflmao. I no be witch I be spirit

U witches nd wizard's i blast u wit d holy ghost in Jesus name, U shall nt hold u meeting in peace bt in peices in Jesus name i pray amen, Children u may nw go to bed and sleep there is nottn to be afraid of, for the victory is of the lord we serve.i cn hear voices screaming and shoutin.in pain nd agony in the coven.

lmao funny topic

Is this some kind of joke guys am only bothered for those of you not real witches and have no spiritual covering
May God help you cos u brought it on your self all in the name of fun

winches

I've been vindicated

God pass all of una? I cover Nairaland with the blood of Jesus! And I pray that all of Seun's efforts won't be in vain. (Seun, please delete this thread, coz it's getting out of hand. It's bad influence!)

k-aina:


TO ALL THE CERTIFIED -------  IN THE HOUSE,
IMPOSTORS PLS STEER CLEAR,  lest u be struck down by the fury of the gods
A little Orin Ifa (prayer) before tonights activity:

"   Ifa jinginjingin   :-:-:-
  Ifa mo gbo'ro kan   :-:-:-:
Ifa jinginjingin Ooooo   :-:-:-
Ifa mo gbo'ro kan Ooooo   :-:-:-:


Ifa ki i pu'ro   :-:-:-:-:
Ifa ki i she'ke :-:-:-:-:
Ifa ki i pu'ro O oo :-:-:-:-:
Ifa ki i she'ke eee :-:-:-:
ohun t'oba shele  :-:-:-:-:
ni'fa n wi   , :-:-:-:-:

My God, what nonsense is this?

Nezan:

My God, what nonsense is this?

Pls steer clear of what u dont understand, for ur own good.
Its  not rubbish, just  a little prayer to Ifa before any important event.

afterall the proponents of western (foreign) religion recognise the importance of Hymmns, prayers and the gift of tongues!!! This is our own version

Moderators,
U sure this thread should be under romance? I think entertainment (comedy) or even religion would be more appropriate.

Na wa 4 u Naija witches sha. Razz and unimaginative. Na only to eat meat and drink blood una sabi. Where are all the pentagrams, sabbats and spells (eye of newt anyone?). Behind up guys.

@joobreel
Wetin be "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"? Na so winch dey laff 4 ya village? U no watch "Tales by Moonlight"?
Na "Whheeen whheeen hheeen!"

@ngel0v3:

God pass all of una? I cover Nairaland with the blood of Jesus! And I pray that all of Seun's efforts won't be in vain. (Seun, please delete this thread, coz it's getting out of hand. It's bad influence!)

A beg bring the blood, there are so many here with incredible appetite for blood. It will nourish dem

Iyara:

Moderators,
U sure this thread should be under romance? I think entertainment (comedy) or even religion would be more appropriate.

Na wa 4 u Naija witches sha. Razz and unimaginative. Na only to eat meat and drink blood una sabi. Where are all the pentagrams, sabbats and spells (eye of newt anyone?). Behind up guys.

@joobreel
Wetin be "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"? Na so winch dey laff 4 ya village? U no watch "Tales by Moonlight"?
Na "Whheeen whheeen hheeen!"

Its still remains a daiting and meet up zone, for witches, wizards, olorishas, 'eboras', 'iwins', 'anjonus' , and other messengers from the Irunmoles.
unfortunately, our ranks have been infiltrated by quacks and charlatans, but a great storm of purification is coming that will sweep most of these away to the great abyss, where dey shall remain bound for a thousand years.

kai. Where has this thread been all this while?

Who is this k-aina person and how come she doesn't come to the religion section.

I greet you o, ye Iyamis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2a1Ca03lfU

Pastor AIO:

kai. Where has this thread been all this while?

Who is this k-aina person and how come she doesn't come to the religion section.

I greet you o, ye Iyamis.

Pastor!!! welcome to our fold

k-aina:

Pastor!!! welcome to our fold

Pastor!!! welcome to our fold
I hardly visit those sites on religion, because they are often too parochial!!! all attacking each other.
coming from the Land of The Irunmoles, my interests is more with regards to MAN; what, whence and whither.
I was going to create a thread by that title, but I just discovered one on the topic of what happens after death, and I will probably be active there, i just posted an intro there.

Welcome once again to the fold of the Ajes, emeres, Iwins etc, even though I am not exactly one, but by virtue of my nature, I have the ability and audacity to speak!!! (For more abt my nature, see an answer I gave on page 2 of this thread)

Ogaga4Luv:

Oh my! , i knew it!!, i have been missing my own personal familly all these many periods on NL ,Merry meet witches and wizards , from the "Left hand side"- Sincerely,droping by  darkest greetings from the "COVEN dé Sorcière" CI.

-Blessed be-

Wa chere!!!
welcome 2 da fold!!!
how is the practice in Abidjan?

k-aina:


Welcome once again to the fold of the Ajes, emeres, Iwins etc, even though I am not exactly one, but by virtue of my nature, I have the ability and audacity to speak!!! (For more abt my nature, see an answer I gave on page 2 of this thread)

From the description you gave on page 2 I would say that you sound more like an Esu. More like an interface between two realms.

Pastor AIO:

From the description you gave on page 2 I would say that you sound more like an Esu.  More like an interface between two realms. 

If u are referring to
ESHU LAALU, ELEPO LE'NU, ALOMI N LE F'EJE WE,
ELEGBARA, ELEEGBA,

OBALUAYE IJAMBA, OLOGBON AREKE REKE,
OLORI OGUN ORUN APADI,  (make I continue?)

Then I am not HE.
He has his Realm,  in the lower (Neither) regions,
and He is not an interphase between two realms, He has Minions who will do that 4 Him.  and quite a lot of them are on earth (to be swept away in the upcoming upheavels)
But I am neither He nor of His Realm.

you're a very interesting guy. All of a sudden the religious forum is interesting again.

k-aina:

If u are referring to
ESHU LAALU, ELEPO LE'NU, ALOMI N LE F'EJE WE,
ELEGBARA, ELEEGBA,

OBALUAYE IJAMBA, OLOGBON AREKE REKE,
OLORI OGUN ORUN APADI,  (make I continue?)

Then I am not HE.
He has his Realm,  in the lower (Neither) regions,
and He is not an interphase between two realms, He has Minions who will do that 4 Him.  and quite a lot of them are on earth (to be swept away in the upcoming upheavels)
But I am neither He nor of His Realm.

AS REGARDS ESHU
He is one of the Orishas, and once walked this earth, sent by His Master,  THE  FALLEN IRUNMOLE , and the two are often mixed up because quite often, they work as one!!!
(i.e He works out of His Master or father, and His Master works through Him)
Notorious for His pranks and His cunning

k-aina:

A beg bring the blood, there are so many here with incredible appetite for blood. It will nourish dem

I want to be a wizard, I don't want to drink any blood ohh, I only want to learn how to fly so that I don't have to spend my money paying for air tickets.