drossy:

awwww, sweettypie is scared!!! , lol, shes gonna have nightmares, OF ME DEEP IN HER JUGULAR!!! , (aafter she invites me in, and clears all dem garlic off her kitchen!!)

please stop it this could come true

Busta:

No need to mince words with you . . . you name says it all.

yes oooooooooooooooooo, unfortunately your own name{busta} no fit burst us

drossy:

awwww, sweettypie is scared!!! , lol, shes gonna have nightmares, OF ME DEEP IN HER JUGULAR!!! , (aafter she invites me in, and clears all dem garlic off her kitchen!!)

definitely we shall pay her a vist tonight and see how sweet her sweety pie is

sweetpie23:

please stop it this could come true

hey hey hey hey someone is scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed,dont worry we wont eat you,we would only play with you and you gonna enjoy it

chei I can't get over this

why should they remove people,s posts? you never hear of freedom of expression before?

I thought this  was a serious post but for the poster to say the above, I pass.

It took me years to learn metaphysics and I wouldn't make fun of my self outta here. The poster should know that making fun of what is real to some people for the sake of having a post is very very inconsiderate. You should go to joke section but  it is your kindda guys that makes nairaland childish. We have professionals, great individuals that come here to relate to our people but when kids like you are brought to homepage, it says a lot about what this site is all about.
You made the post appear exclusive but for you to insist that jokes be allowed means that you are a joker. I am sorry for serious individuals that may no longer bring their issues for consideration and analysis. I think it is high time for the owner to make age mandatory here if this site should be taken serious on raised issues.

wi*** _{what am out of here}

nobilia:

why should they remove people,s posts? you never hear of freedom of expression before?

I thought this is was a serious post but for the poster to say the above, I pass.

It took me years to learn metaphysics and I wouldn't make fun of my self outta here. The poster should know that making fun of what is real to some people for the sake of having a post is very very inconsiderate. You should go to joke section but  it is your kindda guys that makes nairaland childish. We have professionals, great individuals that come here to relate to our people but when kids like you are brought to homepage, it says a lot about what this site is all about.

excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me,everyone has his/her reason{s} for coming here,i dont know why you come here and i dont want to know .

Who cares about what you read in school?if you want to display your metaphysics,mystquie or whatever  go ahead and open your site or forum,but guess what? you wont succeed in decieving anybody here, except gullible people like you with all those bullshit.

You called me a kid,that,s ok by me metushella,i come here to have my fun and i am really having it, thousands of you put together cannot stop me from doing just that .

i wonder what happened to your sense of humour?

metaphysicss my foot _{hisses and walks away}

LWKMD!
The poster who wrote in tongues was particularly hilarious.

Funny as it may seem am sure there are real witches here

Iyara:

LWKMD!
The poster who wrote in tongues was particularly hilarious.

that,s the spirit and the essence of creating the thread

mayrho:

Funny as it may seem am sure there are real witches here

yes ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and there is nothing you can do about it,if you can,t beat us you join us

Poster, forgive me for coming into your post. Hope we can still be friends

nobilia:

Poster, forgive me for coming into your post. Hope we can still be friends

sure man, without due process with all playsex pleasure [b]welcome broda man,one rod love[ /b]

NOBILLA or whats that ur name sef? were u really fronting or it was just an initial gragra. u saw the thread, joinned, yabbed and now begging for friendship (or was to join the coven)

u should have come out straight from the start.

TO THE MEMBERS OF THE COVEN, I LOVE SEEING BLOOD BUT I HAVE NOT TASTED IT BEFORE. HOW CAN I JOIN?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH_{laughing the witch style}

joobreel:

NOBILLA or whats that ur name sef? were u really fronting or it was just an initial gragra. u saw the thread, joinned, yabbed and now begging for friendship (or was to join the coven)

u should have come out straight from the start.

TO THE MEMBERS OF THE COVEN, I LOVE SEEING BLOOD BUT I HAVE NOT TASTED IT BEFORE. HOW CAN I JOIN?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH_{laughing the witch style}

Neither am I a witch nor a wizard. I said that I may be in a position to clear, explain, help those that may think there is something metaphysical about their life.

joobreel:

NOBILLA or whats that ur name sef? were u really fronting or it was just an initial gragra. u saw the thread, joinned, yabbed and now begging for friendship (or was to join the coven)

u should have come out straight from the start.

TO THE MEMBERS OF THE COVEN, I LOVE SEEING BLOOD BUT I HAVE NOT TASTED IT BEFORE. HOW CAN I JOIN?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH_{laughing the witch style}

the way you dey laugh show say you go be strong member for this society he be like say winchcraft dey flow for your blood welcome jare

no mind mobilla na initial gragra the guy wan do for us but him don see say we pass am

nobilia:


Neither am I a witch nor a wizard. I said that I may be in a position to clear, explain, help those that may think there is something metaphysical about their life.

abeg no talk am again, i put it to you say you be 1st class winch,ogbologbo aje aye ati orun _{na only thief fit track the feet of a thief on a hill}

I oloriegbe 1 of the whole world is in the house. . .let all cobra remain harmless!

You peeps on this thread are too funny!!
PERVERT9 you are warped, silly wizard of Oz. Cowardly One

patwhizkid:

I oloriegbe 1 of the whole world is in the house. . .let all cobra remain harmless!

iya ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
where have you beans since all these days?sorry i forget say you go iraq and india to drink sobo{blood} abeg try clean your mouth blood stain dey there
iya ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tubabie:

You peeps on this thread are too funny!!
PERVERT9 you are warped, silly wizard of Oz. Cowardly One

ok whether i be warp,silly,wizard or cow, you go see tonight when we visit you,thank God the way i dey look you your blood go sweet well well to digest the meat wey we go chop tonite

**Dressed in nothing but reds pant with a dried monkey skull hanging down my neck**

Ogun'lakaye, Osunmo'le. Olomile fi eje we. Olasho'nle fi mukumu bora. Wo ni mo ji loni mo rin gini, morin ginigini wo'ja.

Inaa eru kin jo eru.

Inaa ewiri kin jo ewiri.

Owoh ni ti igi owoh

Omo kekere ki fi igi owoh da'naa.

Ohun ti aba wi fun ogboh.

Lo'gboh 'un gbo

Ohun ti aba wi fun ogboh

lo gboh 'un gha.

Gbogbo nkan tin ba fi enu mi so ni oni, ase ni ko ma je.

**Spit three times**


Now, who wants some blessing?

@tubabie: u have been interested in wizardry since ur kindergarten days. i am sure u didnt just read wizard of Oz. abeg, apply for recruitment.

ElRazur:

**Dressed in nothing but reds pant with a dried monkey skull hanging down my neck**

Ogun'lakaye, Osunmo'le. Olomile fi eje we. Olasho'nle fi mukumu bora. Wo ni mo ji loni mo rin gini, morin ginigini wo'ja.

Inaa eru kin jo eru.

Inaa ewiri kin jo ewiri.

Owoh ni ti igi owoh

Omo kekere ki fi igi owoh da'naa.

Ohun ti aba wi fun ogboh.

Lo'gboh 'un gbo

Ohun ti aba wi fun ogboh

lo gboh 'un gha.

Gbogbo nkan ti ba fi enu mi so ni oni ase ni ko ma je.

**Spit three times**


Now, who wants some blessing?

baba oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
welcome olori awo,where have you beans since?your wife patwhizkid has beingwaiting for you since but abeg make una no do konko below for here o you know it is against our rule,make una reach house before una go do touch your toe i mean orobokibo

joobreel:

@tubabie: u have been interested in wizardry since ur kindergarten days. i am sure u didnt just read wizard of Oz. abeg, apply for recruitment.

no mind the babe na style she dey take dey apply

I neeeeeeeeeeeed bloooooooood. . .

PERVERT9:

ok whether i be warp,silly,wizard or cow, you go see tonight when we visit you,thank God the way i dey look you your blood go sweet well well to digest the meat wey we go chop tonite

Come in your tens of thousands nurrin will happen!!

joobreel:

@tubabie: u have been interested in wizardry since ur kindergarten days. i am sure u didnt just read wizard of Oz. abeg, apply for recruitment.

If i ask for thunder to fire your PC now they will say am mean, where did u come up with such lies about me?

PERVERT9:

no mind the babe na style she dey take dey apply

Tufiakwa!!

patwhizkid:

I neeeeeeeeeeeed bloooooooood. . .

Can you stop enforcing stereotypical views. Did you not watch lord of the ring? Even the bad witiches do not suck blood. Gosh, quit watching Nollywood movies.

Elenurazur, whatcha mean?

ElRazur:

Can you stop enforcing stereotypical views. Did you not watch lord of the ring? Even the bad witiches do not suck blood. Gosh, quit watching Nollywood movies.

hehehe buncha confused twerps including you sef!! Me thinks she's got her orientation wrong, maybe she's a vampire

patwhizkid:

Elenurazur, whatcha mean?

Read my post again. Gosh.

tubabie:

hehehe buncha confused twerps including you sef!! Me thinks she's got hr orientation wrong, maybe she's a vampire

Nope. I have always embraced traditional ways - culture and religion - over the western religion.

@pervert
because i tel u say i wan cum ur meetn u dey f**k up. Wel guez u neva see mamiwater b4. No try me, or else
CLASH OF D TITANS(2) GO HAPPEN.

patwhizkid:

I neeeeeeeeeeeed bloooooooood. . .

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,the world is in trouble tonight

tubabie:

Come in your tens of thousands nurrin will happen!!
If i ask for thunder to fire your PC now they will say am mean, where did u come up with such lies about me?
Tufiakwa!!

because you dey attend olumba olumba or cele you wan try us abi?ok we go see

Kelvinj:

@pervert
because i tel u say i wan cum ur meetn u dey f**k up. Wel guez u neva see mamiwater b4. No try me, or else
CLASH OF D TITANS(2) GO HAPPEN.

shakara oloje ni,all na shakara.   Next person winch plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

iWONT DIE FROM NL I JUST WONT

HOW DID THIS GET ON THE FRONT PAGE!!

SEAN NA SPOIL O

platinumnk:



iWONT DIE FROM NL I JUST WONT

HOW DID THIS GET ON THE FRONT PAGE!!

SEAN NA SPOIL O

sings
dem don dey come one by one dem don dey come

all the winch dem don dey come one by one

_{next winch plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss}

@ k-aina lol.

How did this mage the Front Page
Na wa ooooooooooo.

Anyway, I hail oooooooooooooooo