Like I was saying before that lier.
Back to Earth after spending one earth day in the land of the Irunmoles, but I must say, the experiences I had there, will have required a thousand earth years if I were here, (shey u know that a thousand years on earth is like a day before the IRUNMOLES. [even that  book of absurdities called bible (and its followers, the new age witches) say something comparable!!!].

Before returning  to Igbo Irunmole, as a prelude to my final departure to UPPER IRUNMOLE KINGDOM, I will share some of the knowledge I brought, being part of the  experiences i had there. Especially as regards blood drinkin or rather guzzling, and the prospects of synthetic blood, finally we have a breakthrough, which I will share with all witches 2nite after which we will know which witch is which
I must  congratulate some noteworthy members and STATESMEN   or rather STATESWITCHES for doing a great job. Hilli666 has done the profession proud by designing the v2000 flying mat XL which is enviroment friendly, and comes with electronic security, ABS, magic mirror (replaces DVD player & plasma screen) I salute U. Ogaga4luv as well as Pervert, keep the flag flying, GREAT IS UR REWARD in _ _ _

AS PER 2NITES MEETING, burning issues include
1. HOW TO PRODUCE ARTIFICIAL BLOOD (it is not rocket science, even a day old witch can learn it)
2. Repositioning the practice to make it more attractive.
3. which witch is which (Award/ gala nite)

Please  house feel free to add ur contributions to the agenda.

Naturez:

Make una dey do una meeting elsewhere oo make una no come be-witch us for NL here oooo.

wetin u dey do here?
abeg comot 4 our hang out zone jare before i provoke & invoke _ _ _ (which is which sef, say na shokponna or Shango or Ogun) on u!!!

kunlexine:

witches on NL?,
'olorun ma je a ri ogun eshu'

I go scatter unna with HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!

S(speaking in tongues)
Orobobo bo
sheykatahababa!!!
Rimama ma regebbe,
rima ma ma, syntalabababa!!!
rigo robo, rima, skala,!!!
sklirareeeeecheeeeeee!!!!!!!

make unna begin sumesault three times (like magun victim) and die BY FIRE!!!
HA! HA!! HAA!!!
Dem don die finish.
mission accomplished.

hmmmmmmmmmmm,no let your mama catch you say you dey face wictches and wizards o [s]mama na member o

Naturez:

Make una dey do una meeting elsewhere oo make una no come be-witch us for NL here oooo.

[/s]you just dey pretend like say you too no dey fly for nite,sidon there dey hala

dalaman:

Witches and wizards on NL. Interesting.

you wan join,no worry we go visit you tonight

elchux:

cheeee na so winch men take enta nairaland be dis, no wahala i no una medicine make i go prepare com back

_{the bobo take style run}

ahhhhh, abeg I miss road!

kok:

ahhhhh, abeg I miss road!

na lie you be original winch see blood for your mouth

PERVERT9:

na lie you be original winch see blood for your mouth

No mind dem!!!
how ur moves my guy?

Witches and wizard indeed!

Una mates dey use winch repair things for Obodo Oyinbo.

You witches and wizard lack creativity. Talk to the real ones.

Bill gates is a wizard, he created microsoft
Seun is a wizard. he created Nairaland
and so many others.

I wan host una for my place shey una go come?

I go send my address when una don accept and ready

is ds some wierd shit or a joke?

Naturez:

I go send my address when una don accept and ready

yes oooooo
we go come

AyoB:

is ds some wierd shit or a joke?

if u vex me, I go invoke Sango god of thunder on your head

cvibe:

Witches and wizard indeed!

Una mates dey use winch repair things for Obodo Oyinbo.

You witches and wizard lack creativity. Talk to the real ones.

Bill gates is a wizard, he created microsoft
Seun is a wizard. he created Nairaland
and so many others.

see ur head!!!
have u seen our synthetic blood formular? anyway, it will not be available for mere mortals like u until year 3030. our v2000XL flying mat with full options, AC, alloy rim (sorry the thing no get wheels) ABS, electronic voice security system, is second to none.
All those people u mentioned, for ur information get ideas and inspirations from us.
HA! HAAA !!! HAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

AyoB:

is ds some wierd shit or a joke?

ROFLMAO

i rily need some chronic blood cos it rily has been long [size=8pt][/size]

resyville:

i rily need some chronic blood cos it rily has been long [size=8pt][/size]

u are indeed a witch this is ur first post? na wa

which of una self be real witch

Ogaga4Luv where are you?

Gban! Gban!!
Trusth me naa,Real Winches dont hide their identity,here i comes out with my Ugly face's just like as Coven.,view some of my photo i snap @ our coven.,here are the links:

my Real identity during Operation

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=10822151


Was planning my next move

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=11125302

I can transform to any animal,during international operations

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=11125314

Ogaga4Luv:

Gban! Gban!!
Trusth me naa,Real Winches dont hide their identity,here i comes out with my Ugly face's just like as Coven.,view some of my photo i snap @ our coven.,here are the links:

my Real identity during Operation

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=10822151


Was planning my next move

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=11125302

I can transform to any animal,during international operations

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=11125314

WHAT IF THAT THING IS REAL AM OUT OF HERE  Ogaga4Luv FORGET THAT I EVER TALK TO YOU AM SO SCARE NOW I CAN EVEN PEE ON MYSELF I JUST HOPE IT IS NOT REAL THOUGH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SO I HAVE BEEN CHATING WILL A WITCH ALL THIS TIME GOD HELP ME

I beg u please you have aready scare me enough my friend is a witch though hope u are happy

na for internet you dey do your own winsh
If you see real winsh you go pick race. Even all your orobo shendedede you go forget

felifeli:

na for internet you dey do your own winsh 
If you see real winsh you go pick race. Even all your  orobo shendedede  you go forget 

who dey talk orobo shendebebe for there?   
try this one for size:
Eyin Iya min Oshoronga!!!
Apani mayoda         
Olokiki oru   
Oshala n sholo     
Osholo n shala   
Olomi nile fi eje we  !! 
Afi imakumo bora,

Are u still there? make I strike U!!!

sexyLeamon:

I beg u please you have aready scare me enough my friend is a witch though hope u are happy

haba!!!, this site is for winches, not for friends of winches.
Have u heard that "ti ewe ba pe lara oshe, a d'oshe" (if leaf remains in contact with soap 4 long, the leaf sef go become like soap).
So the fact that u have been flexing with us, enjoying our drinks and bloody cocktails,
makes u a winch by association!!!
U ar a bonafide ogbologbo winch!!!
Stop pretending!

Ogaga4Luv:

Gban! Gban!!
  Trusth me naa,Real Winches dont hide their identity,here i comes out with my Ugly face's just like as Coven.,view some of my photo i snap @ our coven.,here are the links:

my Real identity during Operation

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=10822151


Was planning my next move

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=11125302

I can transform to any animal,during international operations

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=11125314

Orisha baba OOOOOooooooo!!!!!!
Ogaga The Undisputed Crown Prince of Wizardry!!!
Olori Awon Aje aye gbogbo!!!
The real "alo mi n le f'eje we"  (has water at home, but rather baths with blood!!!)
Iba Ooooooo !!! (I duff my hat!!!)

You done miss road , my own craze done pass witchcraft. She you dey fly for night, me I dey fly for daytime. Even when senior witch meet me dem dey bow

oya, commander in chief of d witch force is here *SILENTLY REBUKES IT IN JESUS NAME*

adahna:

oya, commander in chief of d witch force is here *SILENTLY REBUKES IT IN JESUS NAME*

Nne!, ndeewo!!!
welcome home C.in.C., why rebuke anything in Jesus name now, when u can always call on amadiorha (Shango)?

resyville:

i rily need some chronic blood cos it rily has been long [size=8pt][/size]

As parts of our effort to reposition the practice of this ancient and noble profession, and make it more attractive it has been resolved that na synthetic blood we go dey use from now. the initial problems with commercial scale feasibility has been solved, thanks to help from Igbo Irunmole.

HOW TO MAKE SYNTHETIC BLOOD:
Introduction:
The blood blood guzlling activity of most witches has consistently placed a strain on global blood supply, resulting in international concern and fears about the possible consequnce of the depletion of this energy resources. Also, most witches spend 95-99% of their valuable time looking for victims (some require 40-100 victims/day. Thus the need for a synthetic form of the product. Recent developments in cloning, stem cell research and genetic engineering offers the greatest hope.
Our method involves:
the use of human stem cells to generate bloodcells,
use of cellular proliferation activators and growth factors to improve the leucocyte and erythrocyte harvest,
and subsequently suspending the products in an artificial plasma matrix fortified with albumin and globullin fragments biosynthesised by recombinant DNA technology using yeast cells line expression systems.

The key challenges are:
getting stem cells (which is now allowed in most countries.
Sourcing cellular proliferation activators and growth factors: d biggest challenge, but now solved after it was shown that placenta is the best source of these molecules. Thus by using fresh human placental extract (commercially available from our Lab), even as little as 10mg can generate up to 5 drums of blood after 24Hrs incubation, and up to 10 drums after 48 Hrs.
Genetically modified yeast are readily available in our Lab also>

Advantages of synthetic blood
free from HIV, Hepatitis,etc.
Highly fortified, unlike human blodd that is often anaemic
to be contd.

Is this a joke Lol, hope everyone here is all joking.

Diva1:

Is this a joke Lol, hope everyone here is all joking.

are u scared or is it just my head

Hey, fellow Wizards and winches on NL,Wishing you all a Delicious Weekend. . . !!! Make sure you do everything Blasphemously
& Sinful, I plan to. . . . Sooo Wicked!! Inferno Love ~ Ogaga S.O.S