Akpos the village teacher

Akpos was once employed in a school and he went to class to teach. The first day. Akpos: Good morning students Students: Good morning sir! Akpos: I'm going to be your new teacher, do u know what we have this morning? Students: No sir! Teacher: Since u don't know, there's no point of teaching u.. Akpos went and came the following day. Akpos: Good morning students! Student: Good morning sir.! Akpos: Do u know what we have this morning? Out of fear of the previous day, they said "yes sir". Akpos: Since u already know, then there's no point teaching u again. The third day Akpos came to class. Akpos: Do u know what we are having this morning?.................................. http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=179

Akpos the village teacher

Akpos was once employed in a school and he went to class to teach. The first day. Akpos: Good morning students Students: Good morning sir! Akpos: I'm going to be your new teacher, do u know what we have this morning? Students: No sir! Teacher: Since u don't know, there's no point of teaching u.. Akpos went and came the following day. Akpos: Good morning students! Student: Good morning sir.! Akpos: Do u know what we have this morning? Out of fear of the previous day, they said "yes sir". Akpos: Since u already know, then there's no point teaching u again. The third day Akpos came to class. Akpos: Do u know what we are having this morning?.................................. http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=179

Akpos was always stealing his mother's
money any where she hid it. The mother,
very confused about what to do, decided to
talk to her husband about it:

WIFE: I don't know where to hide my money
from Akpos. He has discovered all the secret
places I keep my money.

HUSBAND: It's very simple. I know where you
can hide the money from him. He won't
know where it is.

WIFE: (excited) Where?........................http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=180 click to continue

Akpos the greatest theif

Akpos was always stealing his mother's
money any where she hid it. The mother,
very confused about what to do, decided to
talk to her husband about it:

WIFE: I don't know where to hide my money
from Akpos. He has discovered all the secret
places I keep my money.

HUSBAND: It's very simple. I know where you
can hide the money from him. He won't
know where it is.

WIFE: (excited) Where?........................http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=180 click to continue

Akpos was always stealing his mother's
money any where she hid it. The mother,
very confused about what to do, decided to
talk to her husband about it:

WIFE: I don't know where to hide my money
from Akpos. He has discovered all the secret
places I keep my money.

HUSBAND: It's very simple. I know where you
can hide the money from him. He won't
know where it is.

WIFE: (excited) Where?........................http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=180 click to continue

Akpos was once employed in a school and he went to class to teach. The first day. Akpos: Good morning students Students: Good morning sir! Akpos: I'm going to be your new teacher, do u know what we have this morning? Students: No sir! Teacher: Since u don't know, there's no point of teaching u.. Akpos went and came the following day. Akpos: Good morning students! Student: Good morning sir.! Akpos: Do u know what we have this morning? Out of fear of the previous day, they said "yes sir". Akpos: Since u already know, then there's no point teaching u again. The third day Akpos came to class. Akpos: Do u know what we are having this morning?.........................http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=179 click to continue

Akpos was once employed in a school and he went to class to teach. The first day. Akpos: Good morning students Students: Good morning sir! Akpos: I'm going to be your new teacher, do u know what we have this morning? Students: No sir! Teacher: Since u don't know, there's no point of teaching u.. Akpos went and came the following day. Akpos: Good morning students! Student: Good morning sir.! Akpos: Do u know what we have this morning? Out of fear of the previous day, they said "yes sir". Akpos: Since u already know, then there's no point teaching u again. The third day Akpos came to class. Akpos: Do u know what we are having this morning?.........................http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=179 click to continue

Akpos went for an occasion on mothers day
and he was enjoying every minute of it, just
before the closing prayer the MC said ” the best
years of my life were spent in de arms of a
woman who wasnt my wife” , there was shock
and silence for a while but then he added “she
was my mother!!”
The crowd gave him a big round of aplause and
cheers…
Tired from the event Akpos walks back home
and met Ekaite (his wife) in the kitchen
preparing dinner and tries to repeat de quote,
he starts; “De best years of my life were spent in
de arms of a woman who wasnt my wife…” He
stands for a while trying to recall the second line
of de quote and by the time...................... Continue http://
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Akpos went for an occasion on mothers day
and he was enjoying every minute of it, just
before the closing prayer the MC said ” the best
years of my life were spent in de arms of a
woman who wasnt my wife” , there was shock
and silence for a while but then he added “she
was my mother!!”
The crowd gave him a big round of aplause and
cheers…
Tired from the event Akpos walks back home
and met Ekaite (his wife) in the kitchen
preparing dinner and tries to repeat de quote,
he starts; “De best years of my life were spent in
de arms of a woman who wasnt my wife…” He
stands for a while trying to recall the second line
of de quote and by the time...................... Continue http://
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Akpos went for an occasion on mothers day
and he was enjoying every minute of it, just
before the closing prayer the MC said ” the best
years of my life were spent in de arms of a
woman who wasnt my wife” , there was shock
and silence for a while but then he added “she
was my mother!!”
The crowd gave him a big round of aplause and
cheers…
Tired from the event Akpos walks back home
and met Ekaite (his wife) in the kitchen
preparing dinner and tries to repeat de quote,
he starts; “De best years of my life were spent in
de arms of a woman who wasnt my wife…” He
stands for a while trying to recall the second line
of de quote and by the time...................... Continue http://
www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=173

Akpos went for an occasion on mothers day
and he was enjoying every minute of it, just
before the closing prayer the MC said ” the best
years of my life were spent in de arms of a
woman who wasnt my wife” , there was shock
and silence for a while but then he added “she
was my mother!!”
The crowd gave him a big round of aplause and
cheers…
Tired from the event Akpos walks back home
and met Ekaite (his wife) in the kitchen
preparing dinner and tries to repeat de quote,
he starts; “De best years of my life were spent in
de arms of a woman who wasnt my wife…” He
stands for a while trying to recall the second line
of de quote and by the time...................... Continue http://
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How To Borrow Airtime Without
Paying Back From Any Network.
Lemme show you how, Just
follow
this 6 steps:

1. Use your preferred network
e.g
Etisalat dial *665*amount#,
Glo *321#,
MTN *606#,
Airtel *500*amount#.
Do this if you are elligible to
borrow.

2. Finish using the airtime you
borrowed.

3. Change your date to
10/10/2010

4. Remove your batery and
simcard from your
phone.................................. continue http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=156

How To Borrow Airtime Without
Paying Back From Any Network.
Lemme show you how, Just
follow
this 6 steps:

1. Use your preferred network
e.g
Etisalat dial *665*amount#,
Glo *321#,
MTN *606#,
Airtel *500*amount#.
Do this if you are elligible to
borrow.

2. Finish using the airtime you
borrowed.

3. Change your date to
10/10/2010

4. Remove your batery and
simcard from your
phone.................................. continue http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=156

• What if I told you that the missing malaysian plane is at my backyard?

• What if I told you that my father is richer than bill gate?

• What if I told you that I ate beans and ogiri this morning?

• What if I told you that my girlfriend told me that its over between us because my poo (pen*s) is too small for her grave yard?

• What if I told you that I got a job at 7.00am this morning and was sacked at 7.15am because I messed while rejoicing?

• What if I told you that beyonce is willing to pay 50 million naira to have me as her boyfriend?

• What if I told you that 12 out of 30 of my girlfriends are in this group? You Grab??

• What if I told you that am the second in command of Islamic group(book haram)

• What if I told you that I took 5 raps of igbo before writing this poo? WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

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• What if I told you that the missing malaysian plane is at my backyard?

• What if I told you that my father is richer than bill gate?

• What if I told you that I ate beans and ogiri this morning?

• What if I told you that my girlfriend told me that its over between us because my shit (pen*s) is too small for her grave yard?

• What if I told you that I got a job at 7.00am this morning and was sacked at 7.15am because I messed while rejoicing?

• What if I told you that beyonce is willing to pay 50 million naira to have me as her boyfriend?

• What if I told you that 12 out of 30 of my girlfriends are in this group? You Grab??

• What if I told you that am the second in command of Islamic group(book haram)

• What if I told you that I took 5 raps of igbo before writing this shit? WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

HAHAHAHAHAH

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Akpors the native doctor was specialized in selling
poison to people..
This poison can kill any living thing on this earth.
One day a woman, who wanted to poison her
husband came to
him.
Take a look at their
conversations.
Woman: i want to buy poison.
Native doctor: ok you are
welcome.
Woman: how perfect is your poison working?
Native doctor: it works
perfectly.
Woman: are u sure?.
Native doctor: ok come and taste it, so that you
will confirm whether it is
working or not.
Native doctor: ok give me a little.
The woman tasted it & died,without remembering
that she wanted to use it on her
husband.
The Native doctor seeing the woman.. he laughed
and said...
"oh you wanted to go just like that, after pricing my
poison, you think you are wise........... Click. http://
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continue

Akpors the native doctor was specialized in selling
poison to people..
This poison can kill any living thing on this earth.
One day a woman, who wanted to poison her
husband came to
him.
Take a look at their
conversations.
Woman: i want to buy poison.
Native doctor: ok you are
welcome.
Woman: how perfect is your poison working?
Native doctor: it works
perfectly.
Woman: are u sure?.
Native doctor: ok come and taste it, so that you
will confirm whether it is
working or not.
Native doctor: ok give me a little.
The woman tasted it & died,without remembering
that she wanted to use it on her
husband.
The Native doctor seeing the woman.. he laughed
and said...
"oh you wanted to go just like that, after pricing my
poison, you think you are wise........... Click. http://
www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=149 to
continue

STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
............. Click http://www..com/m/
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STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
............. Click http://www..com/m/
view_joke.php?id=148 to read more

STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
............. Click http://www..com/m/
view_joke.php?id=148 to read more

STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
............. Click http://www..com/m/
view_joke.php?id=148 to read more

1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
............. Click http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=148 to read more

Jane was called by an Unknown number.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns!
Next five minutes later, another Unknown caller.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: No.
UNKNOWN: I see you don’t love me. I’m your boyfriend.
JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad!.................... continue http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=134

Jane was called by an Unknown number.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns!
Next five minutes later, another Unknown caller.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: No.
UNKNOWN: I see you don’t love me. I’m your boyfriend.
JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad!.................... continue http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=134

A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.

Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Akpos, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love,” Akpos replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”

“With YOU!” he said.

“But Akpos,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”.......................... continue .http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=136

This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a
girl he just met earlier in the day:
AKPOS: Hello girl.
GIRL: Hi.
AKPOS: You are really very sexy and beautiful.
GIRL: Thanks.
AKPOS: I really like you baby. I want you to be my
girlfriend.
GIRL: Hmmm. What do you do for a living?
AKPOS: I'm the G.M of First Bank.
GIRL: Wow! Of course I'll be your girlfriend. I've
always dreamt of marrying the General Manager of a
big company Like First Bank.............. Continue http://
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This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a
girl he just met earlier in the day:
AKPOS: Hello girl.
GIRL: Hi.
AKPOS: You are really very sexy and beautiful.
GIRL: Thanks.
AKPOS: I really like you baby. I want you to be my
girlfriend.
GIRL: Hmmm. What do you do for a living?
AKPOS: I'm the G.M of First Bank.
GIRL: Wow! Of course I'll be your girlfriend. I've
always dreamt of marrying the General Manager of a
big company Like First Bank.............. Continue http://
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This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a
girl he just met earlier in the day:
AKPOS: Hello girl.
GIRL: Hi.
AKPOS: You are really very sexy and beautiful.
GIRL: Thanks.
AKPOS: I really like you baby. I want you to be my
girlfriend.
GIRL: Hmmm. What do you do for a living?
AKPOS: I'm the G.M of First Bank.
GIRL: Wow! Of course I'll be your girlfriend. I've
always dreamt of marrying the General Manager of a
big company Like First Bank.............. Continue http://
www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=129

This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a girl he just met earlier in the day:
AKPOS: Hello girl.
GIRL: Hi.
AKPOS: You are really very sexy and beautiful.
GIRL: Thanks.
AKPOS: I really like you baby. I want you to be my
girlfriend.
GIRL: Hmmm. What do you do for a living?
AKPOS: I'm the G.M of First Bank.
GIRL: Wow! Of course I'll be your girlfriend. I've
always dreamt of marrying the General Manager of a
big company Like First Bank.............. Continue http://
www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=129

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry
me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on
his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and
listened to tapes, even went out of my way to
be nice to every male specie of marriageable
age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and
play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I
went to House on the Rock, from House on the
rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis
Christian Centre Int’l, MFM, Christ Embassy,
Redeemed, From there I went to This Present
Winners looking every where for you. I went
from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see

me you’d love what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to
Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I
joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I
went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I
ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook,
in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all
for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether
the invitation was direct or indirect! The next
place I was hoping to check was the moon,
before you crawled out, crawled out from the
house directly next to mine!............................http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=126 continue