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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Checkout This Pics And Rate It 1 To 10 Thanks by Killz1(m): 11:39am On May 25, 2012
I'm looking for Zero(0) but i cant find it in the options. . . sad

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Romance / Re: How Do I Get Very Hot Women? by Killz1(m): 11:34am On May 25, 2012
Why is the sky blue? undecided
Romance / Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by Killz1(m): 11:32am On May 25, 2012
I keep hearing of clans and cliques, and friends. Which member on this board does not have friends? Whoever is chosen will get my support. . . I'm ok they way i am already, just volunteering to do more. . .

Here i am. . . Send me! cool cool
Romance / Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by Killz1(m): 11:09am On May 25, 2012
Zero tolerance for bullshit and bullshitters. No time for nonsensical unromantic threads. No need to ban anyone, cos they'll always come back. Lock the threads, move them and cause a systematic and psychological discombobulation to the thread starters. Romance section will be romantic once more. . . A problematic section needs a "problematik" Mod who is allergic to bullshit. . . Fire for fire x2. If you move, i move you. . . If you shake, i shake you. . . No time!

Anyone can be Mod, but not just anyone is strong willed, determined and intolerant of nonsensical excesses. . . cool

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Romance / Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by Killz1(m): 10:26am On May 25, 2012
ujchief:
whats 190? We need Major General *Buhari* Killz! I can sense fear in the spine of those *looters* users that hav *milked* abused Nl.
Sai killz!
You read my mind. . . Everyone keeps sayings he's best for the job, but. . . what but? The other mods and supermods can see ALL. So where are the "buts" coming from?

The Angel you don't know will be worse than the Devil you know. . . cool
Romance / Re: Guyz Can YOU Date or marry A Girl Who Smokes Weed Or Cigarettes??? by Killz1(m): 11:58pm On May 24, 2012
onila:

lol nerd tongue
I'm no nerd madam smiley Just average.
Celebrities / Re: ** Share Ur Most Sexiest/erotic Stories/xperience In Ur Entire (life Here) ** by Killz1(m): 11:57pm On May 24, 2012
***Yawns*** Boring to the power of infinity. . . Even a blind man would read this and sleep off. . .
Romance / Re: Guyz Can YOU Date or marry A Girl Who Smokes Weed Or Cigarettes??? by Killz1(m): 11:55pm On May 24, 2012
[size=25pt] NO! [/size]
Romance / Re: Get Your Desired Godly Spouse And Experience Your Wedding This Year 2012 by Killz1(m): 11:21pm On May 24, 2012
Pure Unadulterated Nonsense!
Romance / Re: I Loved Him,he Broke My Heart,i Curse Him. by Killz1(m): 11:16pm On May 24, 2012
pattybf: hmm! I was going to write something like dis b4 i found this post, i went through a similar situation.

In my case, my ex & I started when we were both young,he wasnt handsome bt had a very good heart & very generous.we dated 4 many yrs, had 3 abortions & even lived 2gether. Den he decided 2 travel out bt little did i know he was going to get rid of me @ dat point. Immediately he left, a cousin of his moved, b4 i cld ask what? Or if get in touch with him, i had already been thrown out of d hse wt all my things(includg clothes), dis happened in surulere, d only family i had lived in ojodu i cried all d way 2 dat place on dat fateful day. after 3yrs he came back wtout lookg 4 me, i heard of his arrival & went 2 see him bt he dismissed me sayg his family wont allow him to marry me. Dat day i left crying & cursing him with d abortions he convinced me saying we would marry proper & ve many children, den i also remembered all d chances i lost bc of him, in 1999 dec, de last time we traveled home together,suitors came 4 me, wt family & wine bt i rejectd them cos i had someone.
After dat incident, d next thing i heard was his marriage plans, i felt so bad but there was nothing i cld do than 2 curse him again, infact i ask God 2 take away children & happiness from'his marriage.2yrs after, i got married & now i ve a son bt his stil childless.he actually approached me 4days after my wedding.
initially i didnt giv him audince, den he went 2 see my Godparents, he said he was willing to settle 4 all dat i lost & to
earn my 4givness. I named a priced bt he neva did anything abt it,even though he calls &spends hrs on my phone,[size=15pt]he neva even directly asked 4'my 4giveness. i dont know if my curse is really workg [/size]
Bt i would like 2 see he's remosreful of dat he put me through cos even though it has been yrs, it still hurts!

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Romance / Re: Even Pretty Girls Cry At Night by Killz1(m): 11:01pm On May 24, 2012
401kk: Why are they crying at night, dem be bush baby?
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Romance / Re: Two Sisters Crazily In Love With Me, What Do I Do Please? by Killz1(m): 10:57pm On May 24, 2012
It's your fault. You allowed it. Woman yansh must shake, but it's not a must to look at it. . . It's not your girlfriends fault that her sister is ogling you, but it will be your fault if you fall for her advances. And something tells me you already prefer the younger sister. The title of your thread is not in order and is a total disconnect from your subsequent posts, but hey, what you have at heart is what you write, right? Two sisters crazily in love with you? Haha, use your head. Don't allow pant to wear you and tomorrow you blame the devil. Tell the younger sister OFF. . . Without a smile! Unless you are a kid, this should not be difficult.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Gurls Different From Other Gurls?? by Killz1(m): 10:45pm On May 24, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

In the Caribbean it's Shango. angry
Ok. grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Gurls Different From Other Gurls?? by Killz1(m): 10:34pm On May 24, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

May Shango thunder strike that your egg head! angry angry

Ogunfe. undecided
It's sango. . .
Romance / Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by Killz1(m): 10:30pm On May 24, 2012
My multiple ID's are used interchangeably and not concurrently. I only change an ID when i'm banned! For example, i was using sexkillz till about January when i was banned. And till the new NL2, the ID sexkillz was not released. So I used ~Killz~. ~Killz~ got banned too, so Killz. surfaced. . . sexkillz has the highest number of posts followed by ~Killz~, then Killz. and finally ~Mikael~. i rotate these IDs only when i'm banned. All ID's are used for the same purpose, carries the same fonts and colours, so some yappers should quit whining as if they are for fraudulent purposes. . .

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Romance / Re: Would You Date/marry This Person? by Killz1(m): 10:23pm On May 24, 2012
12345DKO: No wahala, but some pple wil stil use it against u, dis is y it's alws gud 2 fink about 2moro b4 one does anyfin because 2day's decision can make or mar ones 2moro.
Makes sense. . . Employers won't give a damn whether you repented yesterday or not. If you must "tattoolate" do so moderately and with discretion, maka tomorrow!
Romance / Re: Does True Love Still Exist? by Killz1(m): 10:22pm On May 24, 2012
190: Sexkillz is rubbish himself just like d topic
So I agree dis topic and sexkillz are rubbish

Rotfl
Your discombobulated yansh there. . . nonsense!
Romance / Re: How To Catch A Cheat! by Killz1(m): 10:14pm On May 24, 2012
190: Dat 8k would be me 17 bottles of stout

Damn it
26 bottles of Big stout dammit, 26 fccking bottles!
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Feel When Your Friend Get All The Attention? Be Sincere by Killz1(m): 10:09pm On May 24, 2012
onila:



hEY! I didnt mention anything about looks on this thread but my personality angry. .I am very good looking but my personality is FIRE!!!!!!!

just see the way I get attention on NL without pple seeing my pretty face cool that tells you something

when I want to use my beauty in real life I use it very well . .when I want to use my personality ONLINE without my pretty looks =NL FIRE!!

My friend. . .(chews). . .stop smo(chews). . .stop smoking your farts. . .
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Feel When Your Friend Get All The Attention? Be Sincere by Killz1(m): 10:06pm On May 24, 2012
onila: i dont feel intimidated by a girl prettier than me-I never do!
do you know why? BECAUSE I have a STRIKING, COOL PERSONALITY! if I am in a room of 200 pretty women I stand out!

inshort the pretty girls' boyfriend will rather talk 2 me than you.

beauty might attract men BUT your inner beauty makes them stay longer==ONILA!

the blessed Onila
Blah blah discombobulated blah!. . .
Romance / Re: Even Pretty Girls Cry At Night by Killz1(m): 10:04pm On May 24, 2012
DailyNews:
I am awarding u a gold medal for the above comment; u nailed it harder enough than anyone could have done...well done killz...A MAN'S LIFE BEGINS TRULY AT 30yrs & ENDS AT INFINITY, WHILE THAT OF A WOMAN BEGINS AS EARLY AS 20yrs & MOST TIMES ENDS AT MOST 39yrs. So young guys must learn to wait, [b]u will soon become the apple of the eyes of every pretty lady, but then, u need MONEY to bring out that your manly beauty & integrity for almost all women to die & dream to have u like they are....[/b]Lolz...shut up Daily...u too talk, ok sir!! lol
Equally factual statement too. . . Thanks.
Romance / Re: Even Pretty Girls Cry At Night by Killz1(m): 10:02pm On May 24, 2012
lalaosky:
u r ryt but u misunderstood me cos i was neva datin or planned to date her...she was jes my gud fwend bak then...i had a GF so i cudnt evn think of dating her..as for dept guys,she stopped grtn dem them..weneva she cums to class(usually late unlike b4),she wil sit with only d preety gals in our dept..dis days she wil pass me and wont evn utter a HI to me...dis was sumone dat we went to places and classes together from my hostel rum and sumtyms from hers..
I understand you perfectly. We are saying the same thing. . . Just realize it's her time to "shakaralize". . . If she doesn't act so now, when will she act like that? In future, which kain shakara she wan do wey you neva see? Na that time she go know say boy sef dey shakara. Just free am. . . wink
Romance / Re: Even Pretty Girls Cry At Night by Killz1(m): 9:44pm On May 24, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Na my blood u get walaiiii! My son! Mummy did a fantastic job! Excellent!
cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Even Pretty Girls Cry At Night by Killz1(m): 9:31pm On May 24, 2012
lalaosky:
i doff ma cap for u...d OP z ryt sunhow but most pretty gals r notin to write home abt..for an EG,dia z dis pretty gal called didi in ma dept..in 100L,we use to read together for nyt classes...we joked and laffed togeda...den came 200L,she started following diff classes of men&changed immediately..she started acting as if ol d guys in our dept was low lifes!..cudnt bliv myself wen i called her one day and she was like ''hello.hu z dis?''...she has deleted my num....for real,most pretty gals(i mean d very very pretty ones) r rude nd not humble...dia character sucks most tyms...jes over heard one sayin she wil neva marry a poor man nd dat her husby must b stinkingly rich...imagine!!
Lemme tell you what i discovered. . . I found out that dating girls in the same age group or same age as you are is just a waste of time. Most girls prefer older guys. Not any fault of theirs you know, because they kinda mature earlier than their male counterparts. Therefore, they tend to refer to boys in their class or same level as "small boys". It's up to we the guys to realize that these ladies don't give a [i]s[/i]hit about us in our younger ages, so we have to buckle up and and face our studies squarely, preparing for the responsibility nature has entrusted to us right from the day we stepped out of our mother's womb as males. When we wait for our time, younger ladies would look up to us, and oh, those ladies that previously snubbed you will suddenly realize how handsome and "matured" you suddenly look or suddenly are. That is why, at age 30, a mans life is just starting, but at age 30 for the ladies, they are desperate. . . and will most times, settle for less. A lot of heart breaks will be avoided if guys would look at that simple mathematics of life. The girls that break your heart do so, because you rightfully cannot take care of them at that time, of course, you are rightfully a "small boy". Learn and remember that there is a time for everything.
When the time comes, a younger and prettier girl will also leave a "small boy" to be with you. . . that's life! "Small boys" should better ask themselves, why the rush?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Put Am 4 Reverse** by Killz1(m): 9:17pm On May 24, 2012
Rocktation: Phewww grin grin I wondered whether nairaland had a grin limit check. grin grin
For what na? na boredom go just kill person be that. . .
Jokes Etc / Re: Put Am 4 Reverse** by Killz1(m): 8:40pm On May 24, 2012
. This madness is compartmentalized. . .
Romance / Re: Even Pretty Girls Cry At Night by Killz1(m): 8:38pm On May 24, 2012
freecocoa: Biko what are they crying for?
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