Health / Re: I Have One Scrotum by Kissmyass1(m): 12:24pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
You mean one testis because l've never seen any male with two scrotums!! Anywayz see a doctor fast! |
Health / Flourescent Green Glowing Pig: So Much For Cloning & Genetics by Kissmyass1(m): 12:19pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
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Fashion / Re: Girls' New Dress Code: Wear Your Trousers To Show Your Underpants! by Kissmyass1(m): 12:49pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
the girls are in the market so they embark on massive and aggressive advertising. |
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing This Christmas? by Kissmyass1(m): 9:26am On Jan 09, 2008 |
I wore my 50 yard chieftancy shirt made of crisp 1000 naira notes |
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing This Christmas? by Kissmyass1(m): 9:25am On Jan 09, 2008 |
I wore boxers made of one million naira in coins |
Fashion / Re: Women And Noisy Shoes by Kissmyass1(m): 8:57am On Jan 09, 2008 |
stillwater:
If Scopium were a lady he wouldn't dream of writing this post. He would understand that certain shoes go with certain Kinds of clothes. On behalf on all women, I forgive your open illitracy on this subject. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
You mean certain noise go with certain kinds of women Like those women that don't meet the eyes, they can as well punish the ears. Ok l got you |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Crazy Pictures In Nairalanders' Profiles by Kissmyass1(m): 5:12pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
opuro:
and where are the pix?
i wonder o o |
Romance / Re: Husband Needed by Kissmyass1(m): 11:55am On Jan 08, 2008 |
yimiton:
That you aren't so young does not mean you should be desperate. Just be at the right places and mix up with the right people.
where are the right places and who are the right people? how do you know these things? |
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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Man Of The Year by Kissmyass1(m): 6:10pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
my nairaland man of the year is anybody that is mannerlessly banned by the mannerless banner. the gods i have seriously landed |
Nairaland / General / Re: Sections That Needs To Be Created by Kissmyass1(m): 6:05pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
there should be a section for reconnecting with lost friends, it's very essential |
Nairaland / General / Re: Sections That Needs To Be Created by Kissmyass1(m): 5:57pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
Maybe sections for scammers and spammers ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
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Romance / Re: His Mouth Smells; Should I Tell Him? by Kissmyass1(m): 8:49pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
Tell him about it in the nicest way you can. let him know that he can't get a kiss while harbouring skunks in his mouth no harm intended. let him know that you are telling him out of your love for him in particular and his health in general |
Romance / Re: Does Love And Money Work Hand In Hand? by Kissmyass1(m): 8:41pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
nooooooooo love and money don't work hand in hand. they are two different paths. |
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Romance / Re: Got A Plum Job: Now She Wants Me Back! by Kissmyass1(m): 8:18pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
she left you when you were a broke ass now she's back cuz she sees you're making more cash. Dude don't let her back into your life before she stings you a second time, unless playing second foolish is your next big target |
Business / Re: What Are Your Achievements In 2007? by Kissmyass1(m): 7:52pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
also i realized that most of my folks whom i counted on counted me out. that's ok. |
Business / Re: What Are Your Achievements In 2007? by Kissmyass1(m): 7:50pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
then i got a job which i'm trying to leave for a better one. half job is better than full unemployment |
Business / Re: What Are Your Achievements In 2007? by Kissmyass1(m): 7:48pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
first i added extra year |
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Romance / Re: Creative Ways To Say I Love You by Kissmyass1(m): 7:32pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
ochado:
1.Send small, unexpected gifts to show that you care. Think about what your partner's hobbies or interests are. The gift could be a book, a gadget or as simple as a packet of his favourite sweets.
2. Sing a few lines of your 'special' song into his voicemail.
3. Brag about your partner to friends while he is nearby. It'll will make him feel like a million dollars.
4. Buy her jewellery. For some reason, women like rare, expensive rocks and metals. The more the merrier, but more often than not, just the thought of receiving jewellery from her man is enough to make her smile all day.
5. Never, never forget her birthday or other special days. Put it in your diary, get someone to remind you.
6.Send a romantic text message. Text messages work like magic.(need romantic text messages? let me know.
8. Take your partner on long walks and hold his hand. Go star-gazing.
9. Listen to what she's saying. Really listen. Active listening involves eye contact, repeating what the other person has said, mirroring their body movements, etc. Don't try to give a solution to her problems, just provide a listening ear.
10. Write and sing her a love song, if you're musically inclined.
11. Take note of his best qualities and tell him how great he is. Tell the truth!
If you need more love tips and powerful love words that can melt the heart of your spouse, let me know so that I would post them on this thread.[b][/b][color=#990000][/color] Ochuko
Like how many do you suggest? like how much do you suggest? like how often do you suggest? |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who To Dating With by Kissmyass1(m): 6:48pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
rosecare:
while am a single female and i need a friend to have to dating with if you are serious check me out
such is life!!!!!!!!!
i think people will understand you better if you express yourself in vernacular. well such is life indeed. |
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Romance / Re: You Fit Hold Body? (guys) by Kissmyass1(m): 12:35pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
mellow:
Una think say men na sex addicts? Jeez!! I can't even bigin to imagine how you reason. What do you mean
body no be fire wood? Body na flamable susbstance? If you can't I can. I don't see any big deal about it.
How beautiful or attractive is the girl that can make me go against the grain? I have my self exteem and no
lady no mather how beautiful will make me go against my principles. I can only make love to a lady on account of her
been my lover and not otherwise that is why I can never patronize the daugthers of easy vitues.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
yeah right who do we ask? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Investment / National Sports Lottery Shares by Kissmyass1(m): 9:17am On Dec 13, 2007 |
National Sports Lottery 5,200,000,000 official share listing @ N2.90 per share: What do you think about it? Is it really worth it or should we just let the shares do my username? |