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Family / Re: Nigeria Records 11,600 Maternal Deaths In 3 Months.......( WOW ) by KoikiM: 2:04pm On Mar 25, 2013
"Nigeria accounts for a disproportionate 10 percent of the global maternal deaths. This ranked the country as the second highest in the world after India.

This is why i love this country, we always come top in everything.
Education / Re: Problem Registering For Oau Post Ume by KoikiM: 4:06pm On May 15, 2012
am currently experiencing the same problem.this is frustrating. please i need help.
Webmasters / Re: Web Developer Wanted by KoikiM: 4:22pm On Feb 29, 2012
SEND YOUR CV TO: CAREERS@DAWNSYSTEMS.ORG OR CALL THE NUMBER ABOVE. BUT MAKE SURE YOU ARE QUALIFIED.

THANKS
Webmasters / Web Developer Wanted by KoikiM: 2:14pm On Feb 29, 2012
A WEB DEVELOPER NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT.
TO WORK FOR THREE DAYS A WEEK. (DAY AND NIGHT IS AN OPTION)
MUST LIVE WITHIN OGBA AND AGEGE.

SKILLS:

PHOTOSHOP
PHP
CSS
HTML
MYSQL
MUST BE CONVERSANT WITH FACEBOOK AND TWITTER API'S INTEGRATION.
MUST BE CONVERSANT WITH CPANEL AND OTHER WEB SERVER PLATFORMS.

CONTACT: CAREERS@DAWNSYSTEMS.ORG

TEL:07051135118

I POSTED THIS EARLIER ON, BUT WITH A WRONG EMAIL.
Webmasters / Web Developer Wanted by KoikiM: 10:31am On Feb 29, 2012
A WEB DEVELOPER NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT.
TO WORK FOR THREE DAYS A WEEK. (DAY AND NIGHT IS AN OPTION)
MUST LIVE WITHIN OGBA AND AGEGE.

SKILLS:

PHOTOSHOP
PHP
CSS
HTML
MYSQL
MUST BE CONVERSANT WITH FACEBOOK AND TWITTER API'S INTEGRATION.
MUST BE CONVERSANT WITH CPANEL AND OTHER WEB SERVER PLATFORMS.

CONTACT: INFO@DAWNSYSTEMS.ORG, JAMES.OTIO@DAWNSYSTEMS.ORG

TEL:07051135118
Religion / Re: Introduction To Witchcraft | 'Witchcraft For Dummies' by KoikiM: 12:03pm On Aug 30, 2011
I must confess iyawitch you very creative. But what you have chosen to promote is what i don't like.
Career / Re: He Wants To Quit Because He Earns 'only' 160K by KoikiM: 2:38pm On Aug 13, 2011
The fear of the unknown is the weirdest of all fears. He shouldn't wait for 27th as long as he has something planned to engage himself. In life, one must take a leap of faith before he/she can make it otherwise he will end up living from hand to mouth and in case you think things will change in that job, it will get worse till the finally nail him to the cross/dump him. Let him get out as fast as he came in.

To have faith is good, so also risk. But, there are risks a married man should not be advised to take. I took the same the same step of faith and i resigned to start doing my own thing. Even with no savings. But, then, i was much younger with little or no responsibility. It has paid off. You wanna hear something? I dare not take such risk now that am a little it older, even with very little responsibility. However, if he thinks that is the best for him, what is his current savings? Plans? and so on,
My guy, you don't just take risks in the name of faith.
Family / Re: Anger Reactions In Nigerian Men And Women by KoikiM: 8:16pm On Aug 09, 2011
what is a MELPHLEG?

I think he wanted to say phlegm and that is the ability to stay calm and not get emotional or excited about things even in a difficult or dangerous situation.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Norway Terrorist Act Planned Over 9 Years by KoikiM: 7:05pm On Jul 25, 2011
Can you imagine? This guy was only jailed for 8 weeks. I weep!!!


Can some please post this?

http://www.norwaypost.no/news/terrorist-suspect-jailed-for-8-weeks-25493.html
Webmasters / Wanted! Web Developers by KoikiM: 8:50am On Jul 20, 2011
Are you a WEB DEVELOPER?

Are you versatile in Php, Mysql, and some other web developing packages?

Are you ready to work as a Freelance?

Send your C.V. to careers@dawnsystems.org
Webmasters / Wanted! Web Developers by KoikiM: 8:49am On Jul 20, 2011
Are you a WEB DEVELOPER?

Are you versatile in Php, Mysql, and some other web developing packages?

Are you ready to work as a Freelance?

Please you C.V. to careers@dawnsystems.org
Sports / Re: Which Is Your Favourite Sports Show Tv/radio? by KoikiM: 8:14pm On Jul 07, 2011
I Hate Bimbo Adeola's program on Star FM 101.5
Culture / Re: "Igbo" is to "Yoruba". "Ibo" is to "Yorooba" by KoikiM: 5:22pm On May 10, 2011
@OP, have you not heard some Nigerian artistes like; ill bliss, ikechukwu and even ruggedman called themselves "ibo boy"? go and listen to their songs.
Politics / Re: 'Buhari Stole Our Idea', Says Bluelabs Limited by KoikiM: 10:42am On Apr 01, 2011
Fine, CPC stole their idea, but what Bluelabs Limited failed to include in their allegation is that they are not also owner of the sound track. i think the soundtrack was done by omolara together with cobhams. Did they also pay her? I beg joo. I sensed PDP's hand in this.
Business / A Mexican Billionaire Gaps Bill Gates In World Billionaire's List by KoikiM: 11:49am On Mar 10, 2011
BRIC countries surge; Carlos Slim widens lead atop list.

More at Forbes.com:

• The 20 Richest People in the World

• The World's Youngest Billionaires 2011

• Notable Newcomer Billionaires 2011

This 25th year of tracking global wealth was one to remember. The 2011 Billionaires List breaks two records: total number of listees (1,210) and combined wealth ($4.5 trillion). This horde surpasses the gross domestic product of Germany, one of only six nations to have fewer billionaires this year. BRICs led the way: Brazil, Russia, India and China produced 108 of the 214 new names. These four nations are home to one in four members, up from one in 10 five years ago. Before this year only the U.S. had ever produced more than 100 billionaires. China now has 115 and Russia 101.

Atop the heap is Mexico's Carlos Slim Helú, who added $20.5 billion to his fortune, more than any other billionaire. The telecom mogul, who gets 62% of his fortune from America Movil (NYSE: AMX - News), is now worth $74 billion and has pulled far ahead of his two closest rivals. Bill Gates, No. 2, and Warren Buffett, No. 3, both added a more modest $3 billion to their piles and are now worth $56 billion and $50 billion, respectively. Gates, who now gets 70% of his fortune from investments outside of Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT - News), has actually been investing in the Mexican stock market and has holdings in Mexican Coke bottler Femsa and Grupo Televisa (NYSE: TV - News).


http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/112310/worlds-billionaires-2011
Nairaland / General / Malawi To Debate Farting Ban by KoikiM: 10:28am On Mar 03, 2011
Malawi to debate farting ban

2011-02-04 14:32

Malawian lawmakers will next week debate a law change to criminalise public farting, which a cabinet minister said had been encouraged by democracy.

“The government has a right to ensure public decency. We are entitled to introduce order in the country,” justice and constitutional affairs minister George Chaponda told independent radio station Capital Radio.

“Would you like to see people farting in public anywhere?”

Since the country embraced multi-party politics 16 years ago people had felt free to fart anywhere, said Chaponda.

“It was not there during the time of dictatorship because people were afraid of the consequences. Now because of multipartism or freedom, people would like to fart anywhere, he said.

Chaponda, a key figure in President Bingu wa Mutharika’s government, said that if Malawians could not control their farting “they should go to the toilet instead of farting in public”.

“Nature can be controlled, it becomes a nuisance if people fart anywhere.”

A lawyer himself, Chaponda said that under the amended law farting would be considered a minor offence.

Chaponda’s Democratic Progressive Party would bank on its majority to pass the amendment to a law which was first introduced in 1929.

The amendment, which would make farting in public an offence, is not yet public and it would be presented to parliament for debate as part of a review by the state-sponsored Law Commission of the country’s penal code.

Nobody in Malawi has been arrested nor convicted for farting under the old law, as police did not enforce it.

The old law states: “Any person who voluntarily vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way, shall be guilty of a misdemeanour.”

The southern African state is a conservative society with punishable previous bans on long hair for men and trouser-wearing for women.
Politics / Re: ` I Have Graduated From The University Of Life, Says Bode George by KoikiM: 11:15am On Feb 28, 2011
Stop confusing me with yourself please. I am not angry, so please stop pretending you have mind reading abilities as you continue to suck at it --- I simply post my retort and you post yours. If you do not like my opinion, don't respond. It is that simple.


I don't believe Kirikiri needs to be called university of life, especially by a felon. Life itself is all the university one needs to attend(be born) -- going to kirikiri is usually what you bring upon yourself as a result of your own actions. I would not even tag it an extension of life. And, I think it ridiculous to give credence to the words of a silly old man who never respected life in the first place.

If you do not like my view, like I said DO NOT RESPOND. But don't expect me to swallow up any vomit you spew just because you - yes, spewed it.  ROFLMAO!!!

GBAM!!! That was on point. I like that baby. Give it too them jooooo. University of life ko, graduation from death ni.
Romance / Re: What is This World Turning Into by KoikiM: 11:30am On Nov 08, 2010
If you get everything for free then what do you ever want to "pay" for?

Now you know he is as old as your father, but when you were asking him for help you pictured him as a young chap shey?

Abeg give 'papa Akpomeirere" what he is asking for joh!

Afterall na you girls cause am, if someone does favours, you go around terming the person "maga / money miss road / suwegbe".

LWKMD.
Family / Re: I Want To Name My Next Child "fabregas"! Please, What's Your Honest Opinion? by KoikiM: 3:00pm On Jul 14, 2010
I want to name my next child "Fabregas"! Please, what's your honest opinion?

A Stan in the house!!!
Religion / Re: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Speaks On T.b Joshua by KoikiM: 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2010
So what is the essence of this autobiography and what exactly does it show/prove?


That T.B. Joshua is a phoney
Politics / Re: Dubai Update: Ibori's Bail Revoked! by KoikiM: 5:52pm On Jun 10, 2010
@ADOGBEYI,
which god is involved in this nigeria? i don't think it is the same God that i know.
this has been the same pattern. every year we gather to destroy one thief and initiate a million in replacement and that accounts for why at 50 we are yet to achieve what 2 yrs old babies have achieved.
personally, i don't follow the crowd. today, we are celebrating uk but let them tell our govt the truth tomorrow, wow! name calling will flow.
who is decieving who? andy uba while serving as the pa of our own obj was caught in the usa over this same money laundary issue and was jailed/fined in the usa law court and the crime in question was committed even with our presidential jet but till date, who is talking about that?
ibori has become too strong for nigeria that we are depending on uk to do justice to the matter or is money laundary not a crime in nigeria?
again, how did ibori leave nigeria? how did ribadu leave nigeria? how did el rufai leave nigeria? until these question are asked and answered, we will remain tools with which these fools get to their destinations.
how and where in this world will people run out of a country and come back as heroes? it is time nigerians ask questions on vital issues and security is one of them.
we must ask how these men go out and come in at will?
in a decent society i mean countries where nobody is even making noise about fighting corruption, an attorney general's death without trace can force the president out of office. in other countries, if a whole ship gets lost, i think the president will take the best action by resiging.
how long will it take nigerians to know why us$16b was invested in power suply and it got worst? when will the current chairman of nigerian ports authorities tell nigerians how far he went with N300b road contracts?
what are we celebrating in the arrest and persecution of opositions to the govt? will it not be funny if jonathan fails in becoming the pressident come 2011 and ibori will be made the all and all because his group is in charge?
where are we going from here?
True talk!
Politics / Re: Battered Wife Sues Deji Of Akure, Oluwadare Adesina, For N100m by KoikiM: 10:26am On Jun 10, 2010
@spikedcylinder,i dont tink u r sane atall.
do u tink dis is a forum where u just open your large stinking mouth and say anything u like?
u nid 2 go 4 help.
is it a must dat u say somtin?
i hereby move d motion 4 your membership 2 b deactivated on dis forum!




I second it. Stupid spikedcylinder!!!
Politics / Re: Don't Cry For Me Nigerians by KoikiM: 10:08am On Jan 22, 2010
They both look like members of Da Pulse, the group that won the last STAR QUEST.
Romance / Re: Your Bf/gf Decided To Go Celibate! by KoikiM: 9:54am On Jan 22, 2010
I'm to be married in 6mths and my fiance says NO intimacy since 2mths ago,at first i tot it was a joke but nao i know he's dead serious bt i'm trying to cope.I know i might av to despoil him cos God knows i cant wait for 6mths

HABA! JUST SIX MONTH?  YOU MUST BE A MANIAC.
Romance / Re: Your Bf/gf Decided To Go Celibate! by KoikiM: 9:52am On Jan 22, 2010
I'm to be married in 6mths and my fiance says NO intimacy since 2mths ago,at first i tot it was a joke but nao i know he's dead serious bt i'm trying to cope.I know i might av to despoil him cos God knows i cant wait for 6mths

HABA, JUST SIX MONTH? WHEN YOU MUST A MANIAC.
Music/Radio / Re: Must 9ice Sing With Everybody by KoikiM: 11:47am On Nov 30, 2009
bad belle. Whats your beaf?
No mind dem. dem no get work
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Shows Love To Fans by KoikiM: 8:22pm On Oct 29, 2009
She tried. But she should try to always cover her irritating breast and underarms, especially the later.
Though, i kinda like what is doing, but the breast she always expose makes me think twice about her.
Music/Radio / Re: International Premiere: 9ice Drops New Single – Gbamu Gbamu On Notjustok.com by KoikiM: 6:16pm On Oct 18, 2009
Just downloaded the track, and i've played over and over. I think i'm begining to love it. But, 9ice's style has changed alot, the track sounds more like highlife.
Romance / Re: How Do I Toast A Girl I Met In A Public Bus Or Street? by KoikiM: 8:48pm On Oct 16, 2009
This must be an unseroius poster. I dont want read the stupid post. You will still talk to GHOST one day. Nonsence!
Nairaland / General / Re: Are Humans Greedy By Nature? by KoikiM: 8:33pm On Oct 16, 2009
Humans aint greedy but stingy!

Big disagreement! You can only be stingy with what is fully yours, being greedy is wanting have everything even when it's not yours. Be schooled BOI!
Nairaland / General / Re: Are Humans Greedy By Nature? by KoikiM: 8:28pm On Oct 16, 2009
All humans are greedy. Be it Black, White, Red and so on. But, as africans, I think our ways of life, mentality has put us on the forefront. This very bad. Everybody wants to have it all, so that you can oppress the other man. This is very unlike the Whites.
Sports / Re: Siasia Quits Youth Football by KoikiM: 7:58pm On Oct 16, 2009
I understand he wants to leave but he shouldn't say he has "failed". That's so unprofessional.
A man has failed and he admitted, you guys are still tongue lashing him. To me, i'm hearing this for first time.
Nigerians! You guys like to be deceived alot!

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