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 TV/Movies / Re: Name The Films You Have Watched 5 Times And You Still Find Em Interesting by krazzee(f): 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
You sabi better MadCow1: |
| TV/Movies / Re: Name The Films You Have Watched 5 Times And You Still Find Em Interesting by krazzee(f): 2:13pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Shawshank Redemption Australia The Count of Monte Cristo Pride and Prejudice Mulan The Legend of the Falls Pretty Woman The Sound of Music  etc... |
| Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by krazzee(f): 8:40am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I dino that remi hated melaiye 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by krazzee(f): 8:30am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I got so cornfused yesterday after cornsuming so much corn at the corner. |
| Romance / Re: Girls, Keep Your Virginity! by krazzee(f): 11:58am On Jan 08, 2016 |
Luukasz: You get emotionally attached to virgin women right (as you proceed to dis-virgin them). So how are we gonna have virgins in the world when people like you won't keep their joysticks stuffed in their pants. You have the guts to come up here and blab inane nonsense. It's people like you who'll abuse underage girls and then cry out about how even 14 year old girls are no longer virgins. Enough already with the BS abeg!!! 6 Likes |
| Literature / Re: Let's Play With Words by krazzee(f): 3:47pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
Fire till you tire, the desire is what you require to inspire the expired... 1 Like |
| Fashion / Re: In Your Opinion Would You Call Me Handsome? by krazzee(f): 3:41pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
Maaaan!!! This sure takes the beans from Julia Roberts....Those lips were surely not meant for kissing! Imagine swallowing the poor gal's face  |
| Literature / Re: Need Endorsement For My Next Book, Pls(here's The First 2 Chapters). by krazzee(f): 4:54pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
Re: Need Endorsement For My Next Book, Pls(here's The First 2 Chapters). « #26 on: October 24, 2009, 11:56 AM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goo job. I love books with humour an i like the way you describe your characters. I will however like to say something about your opening lines, as i couldnt read it longer than the first ten lines. You kind of repeated your words that it became uninteresting to read. WTF is this?: A guinea fowl crowed in the distance, waking the sun up from his slumber. He rose languidly from his bed in the horizon, exploding a brilliant sunshine and greeting everything in the Savanna Good Morning! As his golden drops caressed them, giving life to the Living things and Death to the dead things: giving life to the day animals and plants and bidding the nocturnals good night. He cajoled the night to sleep, for the Day’s turn in watching the world in watching the deeds of men, animals and plants, even the deed of the dead as he took his seat comfortably in the sky After categorizing dead and live things, you still categorized animals and plants, then the sun bidding nocturnal things goodnight? Dnt plant and animal and nocturnals all living? why sub-categorize again? Like I said, I couldnt read past the first paragraph. @ Nezed. Good quality observations + advice. Way to go.  |
| Literature / Re: Need Endorsement For My Next Book, Pls(here's The First 2 Chapters). by krazzee(f): 4:49pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
"A guinea fowl crowed in the distance, waking the sun up from his slumber. He rose languidly from his bed in the horizon, exploding a brilliant sunshine and greeting everything in the Savanna Good Morning! As his golden drops caressed them, giving life to the Living things and Death to the dead things: giving life to the day animals and plants and bidding the nocturnals good night. He cajoled the night to sleep, for the Day’s turn in watching the world in watching the deeds of men, animals and plants, even the deed of the dead as he took his seat comfortably in the sky.[s][/s] Im sorry, couldnt get past this paragraph. You see, you have a good story idea but you're killing it with rising, talking suns that cajole night, what im saying is that (1)you have to be careful with personalization. The sun cannot greet so lets leave poetry for the poets alright, and just leave the orb to rise and shine. (2)Be careful with languidlys, merrilys and hastilys, get the message? they strangle your writing and take one out of the world you are trying to create. (3) Now i dont know how much you used cliches or if you indeed used them, but BEWARE. Another killer ", like a lamb to the slaughter,, born with a golden spoon", etc. This is not to discourage you or be a wet blanket  (cliche), however, I like to read good stuff and hope that emerging writers like you will take note of the pitfalls and step nicely.NB I happen to be a writer/editor. All the best. |
| Literature / Re: Lets Write A Story by krazzee(f): 4:33pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
kissing his younger sister deeply |
| Literature / Re: My Memoir (this Is The First Chapter, True Life Story, Read And Critisize) by krazzee(f): 4:28pm On Oct 28, 2009 |
Good idea honey. Everyone should write one, however quick piece of advice. You should see a writing coach or attend a workshop if you seriously want to publish. You have many 'good writing murderers' embedded in your story. All the best though. |
| Romance / Re: What Are The Ingredients For A Perfect Relationship by krazzee(f): 8:48am On Oct 20, 2009 |
look here sweetpie, if you feel yo have to do ANYTHING to keep your boyfriend, then trust me honey you're in a serious bind here. When you love someone, and that someone loves you back, the only thing you both gotta do is love each other. By loing each other you, 1. Trust 2. Make sacrifices 3. Communicate sincerely 4. Give (healthy, sensible giving of time, materials) 5. Pray for each other You're in a healthy relationship when you dont feel pressured to do anything immoral or illegal or out of the ordinary to keep your petit ami. You also know your relationship is healthy when you dont feel constantly threatened that your PA is going to run off with some BBD. Honey advice for ya? Boost your self-esteem baby, you dont have to do anything that will cause you pain, guilt or fear because you want some man to stick to you because, when all is said and done, he'll still leave ya if he wants to, even if you must have given your life for him. Last word, believe in yourself and know that if any , man wants to leave ya, then, his bad! |
| Family / Re: I'm Sleeping With My Brother In Law by krazzee(f): 9:26pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
One of the few sensible responses so far. just an honest one thats all, |
| Family / Re: I'm Sleeping With My Brother In Law by krazzee(f): 8:35pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
I could not resist saying a thing or two on the subject, We all tend to be just a little too judgemental as human beings seeing that none of is holds the status od an angel, we should try cut a sista some slack, no one knows just what we'll do when the "chips are down", lets be ware when pointing fingers (three others are pointing right back at us) @poster dear Jane, you are in the wrong. i dont care what your husband did or did not do (wether this thread is a hoax or for real), two wrongs do not make a right! if your conscience is still with you (im preuming it is, since u spoke out), you'll make amends right now! you fell, get up and move ahead. |
| Family / Re: Should Chivalry Die In This Age Of Equality? by krazzee(f): 4:53pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
Its a pity many of us think that chivalry consists of a bunch of laid down 'European' behaviours. Chivalry goes deeper than that, chivalry is the fulfilment of God's commandment that we should love the other as we love ourselves. Chivalry is what makes you treat every woman as your sister and every man as your brother not minding race, tradition or religion. To me chivalry is love, you dont have to think before you treat someone the right way. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Heartbroken And Need Advice by krazzee(f): 2:29pm On Sep 24, 2007 |
Hey gal, Reading ur piece really raised the bile in me, how on earth can you still hang with a guy that obviously disrespects and abuses you? HE DOESNT LOVE YOU!!! Get it? He's a control freak using you to wipe his floor. Get out of that relationship like yesterday and move on gal. There are guys out there who would treat you like the princessa that you are. I know it could be difficult, dont think me an insensitive person. I've been there and done that as they say, so i should be able to tell u stuff, Sex before marriage is a ruiner of relationships. It destroys ur sense of self worth and dignity! God is wise, He knew what He meant when He said no sex b4 marriage, the truth is this guy thinks u too cheap, he doesnt respect u and feels u cant do without him. Prove him wrong gal, and do us sistas proud. Watch Madea's family reunion. So much love from all sistas who care, be strong. |
| Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Disgusted by krazzee(f): 3:07pm On Sep 07, 2007 |
Hey gee, i know how u must be feeling and all that, but most importantly, i know and understand how ur gal must feel. She feels betrayed by u right now, after all the love u promised, u let her down plus she's feeling mighty guilty too. Pray with and for her, and please never contemplate such again. Ipray for her complete healing, both inside and out. |
| Computers / Re: Hibernate Or Turn Off? by krazzee(f): 2:43pm On Sep 07, 2007 |
hey guys, je vous remercie! All you aho have contributed to this most important and nouvelle subject. I was tinking at some point that hibernation was responsible for the sudden slow down of my pentiun m, but now i know say na virus dey do am. once again, je vous remercie. |
| Culture / Our Dress Sense! by krazzee(f): 2:24pm On Aug 27, 2007 |
I dont know about you all, but the recent fashion trend bothers me a lot, could it be that we are reverting to preshistoric tendencies - living in the nude?
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| Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by krazzee(f): 2:08pm On Aug 27, 2007 |
kwezonu!!! Im from Akabo, Ikeduru in Imo state as well, very proud I am of my background. It aint no lie that we be the creme of society! |
| Events / Re: Event Planners by krazzee(f): 3:09pm On Aug 03, 2007 |
we are not your conventional event planners but we do add to your events in a unique way. we make curtains, throw pillows and other home soft furnishings from batik and other African materials. we also make beautiful shirts for the male folk. we can also supply you with great African relics and objet d'arts. presently working from Ghana, contact us on +233207179799 favor or mail us at meowkele@gmail.com |
| TV/Movies / Re: Your Top 3 Animated Movies Of All Time by krazzee(f): 2:45pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
Mulan 1 beauty and the beast joseph i had to rack my brains, it really so hard to choose |
| TV/Movies / Re: I Need A Story Developer by krazzee(f): 1:58pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
Hey writer, if you're serious and ready to play ball, send me a mail. meowkele@yahoo.com all the best |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Discussions & Test With Peopleprime by krazzee(f): 3:36pm On Apr 13, 2007 |
Hi everybody, I see that so many of us have been invited for a discussion with People prime, I had wanted to know what it entails as well but since so many of us are in the same boat, I'll just say let us all hpoe for the best. Cheers.  |
| Family / Re: My Husband's Affair and the Bellview Plane Crash by krazzee(f): 4:12pm On Nov 12, 2005 |
[color=#000099]well,i do sympathise you on your most unfortunate situation i do  ,however i would say you've been going about things the wrong way.why dont you pause 4 a minute an try a different tactic. Try this;pretend that moni doesn't even exist,never mention her name around the house again when next your husband comes in smelling of moni,hug him and tell him what a elight it is to have him back home. Dress better,look better,feel better and cease to be a nag,if theres anything anyone hates thats nagging then hope in God for all the best,remember pray alot,whether you are a muslim,christian...i do believe you believe in God! i wish you all the best! krazzee |
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