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Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap Teachers, Students In Edo by Krexpah(m): 1:29pm On Mar 11, 2021
This country Na cruise I swear
Religion / Re: Mike Davids: I Received Instructions From God To Apologize To Apostle Suleman by Krexpah(m): 1:27pm On Mar 11, 2021
Them don pay the weyrey off com dey lie on God
God kill u there
Celebrities / Re: Olatoun Olanrewaju And Her Husband Adekola, Welcome First Child (Photos) by Krexpah(m): 11:31am On Mar 11, 2021
Ewww scary
TV/Movies / Re: Kiddwaya: I Wouldn't Have Given Erica My Money, If I Had Won (Video) by Krexpah(m): 8:20pm On Sep 16, 2020
I no blame you na people wey put you there I blame
Romance / Re: Valentine: The Fluffy Advantages Of Being Single This February by Krexpah(m): 6:14pm On Sep 16, 2020
He hard small due to the pronounacation secondly u gats Dey hear am
Everyday that will improve u that’s how I learn fast plus I’m always in there midst and they are trying to learn English from me that’s how I grab faster big enjoyment they there I always go and spend like a month when am free every year
Travel / Re: Relocating To Lome Togo by Krexpah(m): 2:56pm On Sep 16, 2020
Bro Togo is a nice country if you get money for business that’s what move fast there I live there for a year i speak there local language and French don’t be discourage follow your heart...

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Career / Re: What Would Your Occupation Be If You Followed Your Childhood Dream? by Krexpah(m): 8:25am On Sep 16, 2020
I for Dey formula one Dey do car race but for naija is complicated am now a cosmetologist lol
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Have A Bestie Without Them Having Sex? by Krexpah(m): 3:02pm On Sep 05, 2020
Yes very possible I have one female bestie for over 7 years now even my friends think we do have sex but that’s not true we are very close as very close

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Romance / Re: Life Without A Girlfriend. by Krexpah(m): 6:26pm On Sep 03, 2020
Single life is the best enjoying myself I can’t go through any heart break again

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Family / Re: At What Age Should An Adult Leave Their Parents’ House? by Krexpah(m): 7:16pm On Jun 26, 2020
ASAP
Romance / Re: Valentine: The Fluffy Advantages Of Being Single This February by Krexpah(m): 7:27pm On Feb 10, 2020
TingSpace:
The Fluffy Advantages of being Single this February
Author: Nsima Ukpeh

Why should your life, I mean anyone's life be at a cyclic standstill for not being in a relationship?

Do you know you can live your best life being single, can you imagine the sweet pulpy juice joyously splashing out freely from an orange, to grace your taste buds without much of a fight. (Except the Kernel or rice inspired ones that are pressured to grow fast)
That's how free you should experience each day that comes by.

Before I continue I need to put these down.

Disclaimer: This article doesn't represent the opinion of TInG Space in anyway, it's entirely the writers opinion and perspectives.

TInG Space is not liable for any negative side effects that may come as a result of this post. Lastly the writer is just expressing his or her own opinion so it shouldn't necessarily displace your thoughts about the subject matter thank you!

Ehen... Now I can continue..
If you can remember, some months back (well, it's a bit long ) a certain lady in a tertiary institution pulled through with an illegal Suicide due to the break up from a relationship .

I will not try to politicize the issue but i think it's crazy insane, she was beautiful enough that if relationship was her lifelong dreams she could get that in a flash, faster than Jumia or Konga's black Friday's flash sale deals.
I will end that there.

Back to the subject, lately we've re-conditioned our brains and life around getting into a sexual, intimate relationship and also craving for the public to admire us to the extent that we've lost the essence and beauty of life.

I'm not here to preach self love neither am I here to tell you that going into or being in a relationship (in these case intimate, opposite genders or sexually inclined relationships) is not beautiful with the blazing fire of being loved, but putting yourself under pressure for not being in one is the best outrageous thing you can ever do to yourself.

And for the person that will take it as his or her final year project to be explaining how I'm pathetic or a nerdy Hediot after reading this write-up should know that I am quite sure that the moment he or she knows that those criticisms are just words that can't reduce the price of Data, Garri and rice, plus it will neither hurt more than the pain of NEPA not pampering me with steady access to light or power, he or she will definitely stop such attempts.

As Valentine's day is fast approaching you never Hammer enough to buy that girl Benz? (she need am o, if you no need am).

I just checked Google and it seems one of the top searches on relationship in 2018-2019 are "How to remain single and live a happy life" guys do you know that i can Hammer in these new industry.

Do you know that being Single in these 21st century has it's own cool perks?
Here are a few:

✔️1 You have the freedom to admire an opposite sex without any strings attached or... have a friends with benefits relationship contract.
✔️2 You can place a naughty comment or chat freely in anyones Private Chat just for fun without fear of being caught (Ha! you can even do that while in a relationship and still enjoy peace of mind).
✔️3 You can easily wakeup in the morning without someone running down your phone's battery with calls just to ask why you didn't reply the text message and chats.
✔️4 You can hug any opposite sex as long and free as possible (this one is very rare).
✔️5 You can concentrate on your Career / Dreams.
✔️6 You can test the waters of other fields of expertise (you know what I mean).
✔️7 You can have as many crushes as possible.
�8 You can stop worrying if your partner is in a double relationship or seeing other guys or ladies.
�9 Freedom to flirt with any guy or lady.
�10 You can Successfully invest in any profitable business (maga must pay).
And a lot more reasons so numerous to mention, you can add yours to complete.

You've got to love yourself first before you can be able to love someone else.

Either way, getting into any intimate or emotional relationship shouldn't give you much of a problem.
I don't have red pills to give, the tablets has finished, and there is a virus that has cor*nad around the world. Safe practices come to mind.

But to be honest being in any relationship is violent in its bliss and glory as much as it is dangerously crazy in its traumas but you shouldn't kee yaself cause relationship comes and goes.

Meanwhile, never fail to enjoy the awesomeness of being Single.
Being single comes with a lot of freedom so you've gotta soak yourself in the beauty and uniqueness of it, You Deserve It!
One day you may wish to come back to these stage of life but it may not be possible.
So once again cherish it, but don't stop searching for the forest of love.

I have finished my work here.
Did I shake the table well? if so then do well to share this post.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=144674740329921&substory_index=0&id=102299791234083
nothing sweet past being single

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Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Gifts Ronaldo Mercedes BRABUS Of N242m On His 35th Birthday by Krexpah(m): 8:22pm On Feb 06, 2020
WriterNig:
Cristiano Ronaldo was left stunned on Wednesday evening as girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez lavished him with a luxury car for his 35th birthday.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONi31FGS5d8

The Juventus striker appeared to be lost for words after being surprised with a brand new Mercedes Benz BRABUS following a dinner date at Turin's Ristorante Casa Fiore.

Confetti reigned down on an unsuspecting Ronaldo as he made his way onto the street, where the 888 horsepower vehicle - which can sell for as much as £600,000 (N242 million) - had been adorned with a large red bow.

Capturing the moment in a short Instagram video, Georgina, 26, looked on as Portuguese footballer greeted waiting friends and fans, among them nine-year old son Cristiano, Jr - the oldest of his four children.

Captioning the video in her native Spanish, she wrote: 'Congratulations to the man of my life! What a desire to transport our love in your gift.'

Widely considered to be one of the best off-road vehicles on the market, the lavish gift can reach speeds of up to 62-miles an hour in just 3.8 seconds.

Ronaldo is believed to own as many as 20 cars, among the one-off Bugatti La Voiture Noire - reportedly the most expensive car ever built.

Reports suggest Ronaldo spent €11million (£9.49million) on the unique Bugatti which was first presented to the world at the Geneva Motor Show 2019.

The French luxury company built only one of the prototype supercar and it is a tribute to the 110th anniversary of the founding of the company.

The car is a modern interpretation of the mythical and legendary Bugatti Type 57 SC Atlantic, four of which were built between 1936 and 1938.

His collection also reportedly includes a Mercedes C Class Sport Coupe, a Rolls-Royce Phantom, a Ujn Ferrari 599 GTO, a Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4, an Aston Martin DB9, a McLaren MP4 12C and a Bentley Continental GTC Speed.

Speaking to Piers Morgan in 2019, the footballer admitted he owned 'two of everything' - including two Bugatti's, two Ferrari's, two McLaren's and two Rolls Royce's.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7973003/Cristiano-Ronaldo-surprised-114-336-Mercedes-girlfriend-Georgina-Rodriguez.html

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8My4VLIIVp/?hl=en
God which day a girl look me a whole me and say Ade I got you this gift... chai
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by Krexpah(m): 1:42am On Jan 17, 2020
The guy too Dey chop sweet things I guess let me help you DM me I will tell you the solution you will tank me later
Agriculture / Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by Krexpah(m): 5:43pm On Jan 14, 2020
That snake sweet die make you come use palm oil fry am chai
Politics / Re: Death Of Soleimani: Nigerian IGP Adamu Places Policemen On Red Alert Nationwide by Krexpah(m): 10:21pm On Jan 05, 2020
This country is a joke
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Nairalander Shows Off His Artwork (Photos) by Krexpah(m): 6:26pm On Nov 20, 2019
NevetsIbot:



I'm ready to take up any work.... 07017699906... Do hit me up sir
will call you
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Nairalander Shows Off His Artwork (Photos) by Krexpah(m): 12:40pm On Nov 20, 2019
NevetsIbot:
Good day guys.

I've been busy back to back to add all these to my portfolio on Nairaland so I made this thread to post my most recent works.

What's art if you don't showcase it right??

I'm open to criticisms, corrections and possible commissions.

Thank you
nice work bro I will need a portrait of myself too

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Celebrities / Re: ''I Hardly Repeat Cloths'' Anita Joseph Looks Radiant In Owanbe Outfit by Krexpah(m): 12:58pm On Nov 11, 2019
Psimagestudio:
Nollywood Curvy actress Anita Joseph who is not use to rock native outfit step in one Ownabe outfit recently, praizenews report.

Sharing the photo, she reveals she hardly repeat cloth because bits a celeb thing. She wrote ;

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4suAh8h5k3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

She however seems not be satisfy with this challenge and has decided to repeats her cloth over time.

News Source ; http://www.praizenews.com/i-hardly-repeat-cloths-anita-joseph-looks-radiant-in-owanbe-outfit/


so make we fry water abi
Travel / Re: Owode Elede: Trapped In Flood — Residents Of Lagos Community Struggle To Survive by Krexpah(m): 8:24pm On Oct 25, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Davido: I Would Go To Jail For Chioma. I Spent N16m Shopping For Her by Krexpah(m): 7:07pm On Oct 25, 2019
Kingpunter:
Nigeria singer and songwriter has shown how much love he has for Chioma by noting that he’s willing to go to jail for her.

Davido who has not been shy in showing how move love he has for the mother of his new born baby noted that he’s willing to do anything for Chioma.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B4CPm6aFL1s/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
yinmu go to the jail make we see now

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Celebrities / Re: Man Apologizes For Wrecking Bobrisky’s Car And Iphone, Bobrisky Reacts by Krexpah(m): 9:26am On Oct 22, 2019
spunky425:


The man who hit Nigerian cross dresser, Bobrisky, has apologized for bashing his car and smashing his iPhone.

Bobrisky and a man had gone physical when the man hit his brand new Range Rover from behind and hit his iPhone 11 Max off his hand.

However, the man has now apologized with a video calling the incident a little misunderstanding took all the blame for himself.


See video;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZWe7S1hB7k

https://www.delaniblog.com.ng/2019/10/video-man-apologizes-for-wrecking-bobriskys-car-and-iphone-bobrisky-reacts/

Bobrisky however refused to forgive the man and promise he will sleep in the cell for what he did and get him a brand new iPhone 11 as a replacement.

Taking to his Instagram page, Bobrisky wrote;

"It’s wasn’t a little misunderstanding… if truly it was misunderstanding I should have let you go in peace. But trouble sat on it own you went to pull it. And I’m happy I gave it to you hard. Next time !!!! When you meet people you don’t know you will calm down and know who they are. As about 5.17pm I was driving to a meeting when dis man bashed my car from behind. Mistakes happen, but wat got me so mad was when dis ugly man said wat can I do to him after hitting my car…. ahhhhh I was shocked. I was trying to record his stupidity when he was saying wat can I do. The next thing I saw was he hit my iPhone 11 max too. I got so mad � I ran into his car to collect his phone and his car key Only for him to run after me to collect his phone and car key from me. I fought him like I was on something…. at some point I didn’t even care to see people recording. I was mad �. Your apology might be accepted but you must sleep over in that cell. Then tomorrow you will get me a new phone 1phone 11 max and fix my car. I might be calm and nice. But I don’t take nonsense from any motherfucker."

https://www.instagram.com/p/B35hbqGJRMz/?igshid=1oxb2vqq0hc23

https://www.delaniblog.com.ng/2019/10/video-man-apologizes-for-wrecking-bobriskys-car-and-iphone-bobrisky-reacts/
eleyii gidi gan this is strong...
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by Krexpah(m): 8:30am On Oct 22, 2019
aro1:
I used the last money on me to send her #1000 airtime, so that she could subscribe data on her phone, and i still borrowed #50 credit to send it.

Last last, she still broke my heart..

Lets share the most stupid thing we ever did for love?
We met at a cosmetology sch and started dating I’m so much in luv I graduated before her so I have to give her my stuff I use in the school she can also use to learn stuff about 300k na so carry everything run till today I never see her

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Celebrities / Re: Headies 2019: Tacha, Mercy Or Toke Makinwa, Who Is Your Best Dressed? (Photos) by Krexpah(m): 9:37am On Oct 20, 2019
Made4naijaceo:
Who amongst these ladies brought her A-Game on?

None of them......
Romance / Re: 24-Year-Old Man Weds His American Fiancée In Ughelli, Delta State by Krexpah(m): 9:55am On Oct 19, 2019
GistMore11:
A 24-year-old boy ties the knot with his older American fiancée in Ughelli, Delta State.

Elvisound LDK shares Photos

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1204216859765589&id=100005318594954&set=a.884176435102968&source=48
fiancée my foot I no fit laugh abeg we all know why...���
Crime / Re: Man Caught With A Woman's Severed Head In A Polythene Bag In Graphic Video by Krexpah(m): 10:36am On Oct 18, 2019
Realist5:
All these people with money rituals can never be richer than Bill Gates. Useless people.
bill gate too much now common player wey Dey play for England championship dem no fit rich pass am

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Replies Zlatan Ibile's Diss Track by Krexpah(m): 10:54am On Oct 17, 2019
SURElee:
Na lie. All these are replies her management have told her to answer as damage control to her brand. That way she doesn't lose BBN price and then future endorsements to come her way.

Atleast her new mgt dey try to tame her. Them try.
As in u nail it bro that’s the scope
Celebrities / Re: Teni Shares Video Of Bobrisky Dancing To Her 'Billionaire' Song In Crop Top by Krexpah(m): 10:50am On Oct 17, 2019
Situation001:
man sings
woman dances
what an irony
I tire �

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Celebrities / Re: Yeye Boyfriends: Nigerian Ladies Share Their Experiences by Krexpah(m): 8:52am On Oct 17, 2019
Fake stories everywhere...
Politics / Re: Buratai Weeps As Military Buries 7 Soldiers (Photos) by Krexpah(m): 7:52am On Nov 08, 2016
RIP to the heroes....
Phones / Re: Has Phantom 6 Plus Changed The Perceptions Of Nigerians About TECNO? by Krexpah(m): 8:03am On Nov 07, 2016
Iffa I hear...

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