Chai Omo
Wat about those plastic soldiers on horse lol
Funny how time flies

For u babe

Why not is more than enough depends on both the couple

Moving out of your husband house at first is where u ruin everything that’s not the solution ma’am wit d look of things you go beg tire

Gone are those days instrumentalist will play for free nowadays na highest bidder in my church we Dey pay organist and drummer if we no pay dem no go come bdat

[quote author=illicit post=127827349]There's one called ballila


Chai balila I use this perf back den lol

This one wey all of una Dey resign lol

Grizzly and the lemmings carton even if I turn 50

As in bro this is a serious case
If you can’t give money you no love her bdat I tire

Same thing happen to my friend last week he was in Abuja for a meeting from work according to what he said this is also what he went through they withdraw all the money in his account

Iwobi no mind her naturally u are a right footer he reach penalty u go use left fire penalty go up if u accept her Na so she go dey fool u

This meat sweat ehn

4 bad cook because meself Na chef cooking is my best hobby

Dey always drink Ogogoro wen Una dey together

Wetin he dey use cloth cover lol

When he knows Cameroon share border with Nigeria Lol

Lol something I already see as normal
But d longest one is from ilupeju to abule egba

Water me I still drink today lol

If you ask me Na who I go ask

Cut it or apply plenty aboniki

Only God knows who will offend in this country to deserve all this leaders

Lol Ebi ti paa werey

folake4u:


Wow! Wahala be like bicycle.

As in na very funny scenario if not for God he has sent us out uncountable times that we should go and hustle on our own and he is paying all my sister bills did big wedding for her

This life no balance oh my mom give birth to four 3 boys 1 girl my dad only like the girl send her to d university only we d boys hustle for ourselves all through

Buy new car bro

CondenseMilk:
RIP to your first queen.


Your story is same with some Nigerian movie back then.

Let me write the scene of such movie.. I pray it never be your portion. Amen

First the girl will be accused of being a w. by her step mom, maybe because she no get belle for you.

Then afterwards the girl will be sent out to nowhere.

She will hustle on her own through thick and thin , possible r*pe, school and all that.

Then finally she will get a degree, good job and a husband.

Then she will look for her dad and maybe meets him as a gateman, driver or cleaner in her working place or company.

Then you both will hug each other and cry.

Then she will forgive you and clean you up.


Movie ends.

My guy 2 cold Heineken for you

The kind Jedi Jedi wey dey ur body no b for here

Well done saro alaso ofii

inoki247:
lol so in one word Adam don reincarnate he come chang him name to Vin Diesel


Maybe na Jason Stathman b Cain while The Rock Abel


When dem wan sketch Pharoah I sure say na Buhari pishure he go show

Båbà mii u on point lol

This man don see us Lik that yet some people will still vote this same party it is finished this I have see

Go hospital now