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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is Probably A Child Of Chango And Oshun - Azealia Banks by labanj1(m): 11:55am On Jul 30, 2018
CodeineJunkiee:
Wait is it Sango, Osun and Yemoja she's spelling differently like this? .. We need to flog her African History teacher angry
She's correct. Google Santeria gods you'd be amazed. I can provide you with a link if you want to read more.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is Probably A Child Of Chango And Oshun - Azealia Banks by labanj1(m): 11:52am On Jul 30, 2018
ejifranks:
She knows what most of the posters here dont know. If you know you know...
she 100% correct.Thats santeria and Haiti Vodoo nomenclature.
Correct. You sef sabi am.
Sports / Re: Revealed! Mbappe Has Nigerian Roots by labanj1(m): 9:43pm On Jun 30, 2018
Emilokoiyawon:

Then you should have just said that instead of saying REVEALED
I'm not the owner of the thread. I just made a comment.

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Sports / Re: Revealed! Mbappe Has Nigerian Roots by labanj1(m): 9:24pm On Jun 30, 2018
Emilokoiyawon:


We knew this YEARS ago. Old news.
How is this old news? I also knew years back. I'm referring to him doing the job for us (Nigerians) because he's got Nigerian roots.
Sports / Re: Uruguay Vs Portugal: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2018 by labanj1(m): 9:20pm On Jun 30, 2018
shizzy7:
I predict France VS uruguay for the final match.

It's about time we enjoy a GOATLESS world cup and a Goatless nairaland.
They can't play in the final. They're playing each other in the Quarterfinals. Check this

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Sports / Re: World Cup: Mbappe's Score Brace As France Beats Argentina 4-3 (Pics, Video) by labanj1(m): 8:01pm On Jun 30, 2018
Finally Kylian Adesanmi Mbappe did the job.

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Caims To Be 28 On His PVC, Fans React (Photo) by labanj1(m): 4:17pm On Jun 28, 2018
AnonyNymous:
He'll be 28 by the time of the election undecided

If he wanted to lie he wouldn't have put his true date of birth there. There's no issue here, in my opinion.
True same thing happened to me during registration as I'll add year in October. I was surprised at the output, and I was told that is the way it works.

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Politics / Re: "Lai Mohammed's Big Lie Busted" - By Reno Omokri by labanj1(m): 10:48pm On Jun 04, 2018
Sirjamo:
White lies from Mr Mokry, David Cameron came to Nigeria in 2014 but stopped in Lagos. No sane word leader would risk his life by going to a city where even the nation's police headquarters was bombed.
Oga, where did you see David Cameron in the writeup above. Is comprehension a problem?

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Sports / Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by labanj1(m): 2:32pm On Jun 02, 2018
Xmen149:


mind you,all the listed mid fielders are either natural CM or DM there is always a large gap btw attack and midfield,. all we need is a fast,creative guy that can drop deep to collect ball then initiate attack and follow it also quickly return when the ball is loss...

now go watch our past games ...
This shows you watched previous games. I just laugh when I see folks who probably saw just one friendly match and then begin to say one player is this and that.
Sports / Re: See How Ladies Welcomed Atletico Madrid Players After Landing In Uyo. Photos by labanj1(m): 9:20pm On May 21, 2018
mankand:
Africa is finished. Slavery isn't over yet, wasting tax payers money on this shitty team that no one care about in Europe
No one cares about Europa League Winners.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls In Serious Relationships Still Cheat?? by labanj1(m): 3:20pm On May 19, 2018
Mariinee:
E is an arindin. sad
An oponu, an alainironu
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan And Akon At Canne Film Festival by labanj1(m): 5:25pm On May 16, 2018
kolawoleibukun1:
where does he finally sell the products? in cannes? Are you serious?
My guy Nigerian films did not and do not need cannes. all we need is patriotic nigerians who believe in the nigerian market. cannes need nigeria more than we need cannes. nigerian artist sold millions and made millions in nigeria. our population gives us the edge like china. 2 million dollars on a film budget is an insult to hollywood to begin with. how much did davido buy his private jet?
how much did Linda ikeji buy her banana island mansion?
how much is a plot of land sold in ikoyi or in abuja?
you day call the 2million e day sound like ocean for ur ear becos u do not know what you have. 2 million dollars is what it costs zenith bank to advertize their bank on cnn for a very short period of time. a seller of bush meat has no business in shoprite. there is a reason for staying by the road or at a corner.
nigeria never reach to go cannes. look within and develop. wole soyinka won noble prize he did not go to cannes. fela is celebrated by westerners he did not go there.
things fall apart is appreciated abroad, the writer did not go to cannes. the stupeed film maker did not go to cannes. check the quality of his production is not the standard you sell in cannes. he should rub his nose on the nigerian floor and try to create the mega-buster not going to cannes to take pictures. where is the film academy in nigeria? why cant cannes come to us? why must we always go to them?

wakanda went to china and japan. why cant wakanda stars come to nigeria? becos they meet us in cannes. simple.

do not celebrate people selling u out. develop your self and the best will look for you even if na shithole you day.

babalawo street no get address but people no day miss the road.
better herbalist no get guarantee, advert or prescription but people day find dem go inside forest.
i day here I day tell u how people view us. no dot think that u will be celebrated by going to them. you mean nothing to anyone. let them come to us. the respect is more.
Oga I no even understand wetin you dey talk? It is a film festival held in France, is France Hollywood Headquarters? ( You mentioning him going to sell his movies in Cannes shows you don't understand anything concerning film making and production and the idea of Film festivals. There are film festivals in Africa too). Going to cannes, doesn't mean we want them to celebrate us. Hollywood movies and actors are also there. Is Nobel prize a Nigerian award? or do you think if the writers do not meet a particular standard, they would have won it?
Do you know how many tours and performances Fela had in the USA and Europe? Hope you know he attended Trinity College of Music in London.
Nollywood is known for its low budget movies and low quality. These film makers are trying to improve the quality of their movies which is why the budget for these movies will go higher ( I quoted that amount because it is higher than than the average Nollywood movie budget). You will only be celebrated when you produce quality movies. If you don't understand what I just wrote, then I rest my case.
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan And Akon At Canne Film Festival by labanj1(m): 4:45pm On May 16, 2018
kolawoleibukun1:
they should be somewhere in their villages. did they start in Cannes? when they started their movies na cannes give them the stardom and support today? cannes no even send dem. if they choose cannes they should stay there and not return to naija. ediorts will make money in nigeria and go throway am for yonder.
You dey reason like this onto say you no be filmmaker. Which money dem go dey troway? These guys network and meet with other people outside Nigeria and Africa. You think say na beans. Why do you think Kunle Afolayan is the best right now in film making. His budget for October 1st movie was 2 million dollars. So many people are following in his footsteps.
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan And Akon At Canne Film Festival by labanj1(m): 4:16pm On May 16, 2018
kolawoleibukun1:
the cannes way dem day go, nigerian film day there? which african film are they going to premiere there that african would go to cannes? none. carry their dirty black faces for where dem no invite dem. Akon has the right to but how about the others. has Akon finally settled for Africa? arent his mate looking for jobs in 50 shades of washed up stars?
Wetin happen na? Nigerian movies have premiered there in the past. There are also a number of African movies set to premiere, one of which is "Rafiki".Not forgetting special documentary on ‘Nollywood in Lagos’ which will also be screened. Where do you want film makers to be if not these kind of events (Infact it is the most important event as far as film business is concerned).
Phones / Re: Five Features You Must Disable On New Smartphones by labanj1(m): 2:31pm On May 15, 2018
Mekanus:
I love that automatic brightness feature, I can't afford to disable it. I guess it even saves more battery.
I also prefer the auto brightness feature.
Politics / Re: Theophilus Danjuma’s Son Proposes To Louise Green, His White Fiancee by labanj1(m): 1:46pm On May 15, 2018
victorian:


















Am very comfortable but not as wealthy as Danjuma.

Marrying a white young dashing looking hard working guy is not pride nor poverty mendtality. but simply matter of choice. It's my preference, and you know why? Nigerian men cunning nature, self centredness, their haunted eyes filled with indifference/ hatred towards women is appalling. So why manage such? If am that rich? undecided

Trust me, I won't.

Even as I am like this, I don't tolerate or have time for childish behaviors.
This is fallacy. How many Nigerian men have you dated? They all hate women, yet you see them getting married every weekend. They are all self-centered yet they spend on ladies anyhow. I understand if you say you prefer white guys but this excuse is just too shallow. Just like some men say there are no good girls again, I also refuse to believe that.

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Celebrities / Re: Dikko Nwachukwu: 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Zainab Balogun’s Husband by labanj1(m): 11:18pm On May 14, 2018
151487made:
How old is Zainab balogun and how old is her husband? Na wetin I wan know b dat
She is 28 while her husband is 44.
Romance / Re: My Husband Wont Talk But I Find It Hard To Believe Nothing Happened! by labanj1(m): 10:52pm On May 14, 2018
z11111:
But you know how to attack other stories ? You see your life. Cooked story you cannot write. Uncooked up story you cannot write. Raw story you cannot write. My friend go and sit down some where.


Who be dis one? Oga go and learn difference between criticism and attack. BTW which one looks like an attack between my comment on the thread and your reply to my comment.
Forum Games / Re: The 4 Letter Words Game by labanj1(m): 11:46am On May 14, 2018
Dean

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Romance / Re: Girl Celebrates 19th Birthday With Almost Unclad Pictures - "CHECK" by labanj1(m): 11:16am On May 14, 2018
Oh goodness

Romance / Re: Different Types Of Ladies In Bed (before, During And After) by labanj1(m): 1:43pm On May 13, 2018
That No 7 funny.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Nurses Are So Rude! by labanj1(m): 1:30pm On May 13, 2018
Nigerian patients are worse. Does their rudeness prevent them from doing their job?
Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Photos Of A Nairalander. by labanj1(m): 1:12pm On May 13, 2018
Lovely. Wish you guys a Happy Marriage.
Religion / Re: Pastor Sam Adeyemi Graduates With A Phd From Regent University, US (Photos) by labanj1(m): 12:55pm On May 13, 2018
calculator123:

At least he had the sense to upgrade intellwctually.Your president failed to do same since 1984 no wonder we are where we are..
Applaud him or shut da F up
Abeg no dey reply yeye comment.
Romance / Re: My Husband Wont Talk But I Find It Hard To Believe Nothing Happened! by labanj1(m): 10:43pm On May 12, 2018
Beke2020:
My friend, try and write a cooked up story make we see if u go even read ur own story let alone others grin
I no get talent for cooked up stories. I fit do other things.
Romance / Re: Matured And Reasonable Answers Biko by labanj1(m): 4:25pm On May 12, 2018
Just do the basic things you know you can keep up with (Calls, Messages, Visits when you are free, etc). Don't overdo things because once you can't keep up, he might begin to think something is not right.
Romance / Re: Between Me And The Gal I Lapped In A Keke Today by labanj1(m): 4:17pm On May 12, 2018
Naso you mumu for woman. Continue.

Romance / Re: Drake's Gods Plan In Nigeria (funny Memes) by labanj1(m): 4:09pm On May 12, 2018
johnbuck81:
nice
this is my best line in that jam.
She said, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry.
Mine continues to this part " And you know me, turn the 02 into the 03......."
Sports / #FIFA World Cup. Iceland Releases 23-man List For World Cup by labanj1(m): 5:09pm On May 11, 2018
One of Nigeria's opponents at the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Iceland have announced a 23-man list for the tournament with just 34 days to the kick-off.
Here is the list according a video shared via a tweet from the team's official twitter account.

Hannes Halldorsson GK
Runar Alex Runarsson GK
Frederik Schram GK
Johan Berg Gudmundsson
Kari Arnason
Alfred Finnbogason
Ari Freyr Skulason
Birkir Bjarnason
Birkir Mar Saevarsson
Bjorn Sigurdarson
Arnor Ingvi Traustason
Sverrir Ingi Ingason
Emil Hallfredsson
Gyfil Sigurdsson
Jon Dadi Bodvarsson
Holmar Orn Eyjolfsson
Olafur Ingi Skulason
Ragnar Sigurdsson
Rurik Gislason
Samuel Kari Fridjonsson
Aron Einar Gunnarsson
Albert Gudmundsson

See the tweet here: https://mobile.twitter.com/footballiceland/status/994937701358080000

FIFA allowed for teams to announce a provisional list of 30-35 players by 14 May, before the final 23-man list to be finalised on 4 June.

Nigeria is set to announce a provisional list on Monday.
Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, Seun

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Romance / Re: My Husband Wont Talk But I Find It Hard To Believe Nothing Happened! by labanj1(m): 4:13pm On May 11, 2018
All this cooked up stories, so your husband received nude picture and mistakenly forwarded it to your phone. Okay na.

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Romance / Re: Let's Talk Sex: Why Will You Do It With Her/him ? by labanj1(m): 4:03pm On May 11, 2018
I'm confused.
"an banana/ogede" and
"giving banana your ogede"

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