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Romance / Re: He Has Changed After His Family Bought A Car by Lamlifonmic(m): 6:12pm On Jan 06, 2014
I swear this is the most funniest and craziest post have ever read since I join this forum 3 months ago,is damn funny can't stop laughing ooooooo mi rogo.I wanted to ask of his age but since u said he is on 2go I alrdy know he is a kid if not why will an adult man over joy cuz his father bought a car?what if he buy his own nah?he is childish I think you are too young too to start seeing a man bcuz if he dt I assume he is older than you can behave that way then you too are a liru girl both of you need to wait till the right time.
Romance / Re: What Sort Of Devilish Wife Did I Marry? by Lamlifonmic(m): 5:41pm On Jan 06, 2014
immortalvoices: Sorry sir for the domestic marital problem...

Op the truth is dat she is seriously tired of the marriage, and she is using the wild behaviours of her to frustrate you...

My take... Maybe she thinks you ruin her life by getting her pregnant early and she is actually regretting us as a husband to her

SOLUTION...look for someone she respect tell that person to advice her, apologize to her and show her more love...never fight her in return and above all Go to God in prayer

It is well. Mtchew!



I HEAR VOICES....
Romance / Re: She Lied For Been A Virgin For 3 Yrs. Pls Advice Me!!! by Lamlifonmic(m): 5:06pm On Jan 02, 2014
watered: Remember ur marital vows before the Almighty "For better for worst..." She erred but just f[color=#990000][/color]orgive. I wish u a happy home with God's unending blessings.
See stupidity!not on the relationship based on lies and deceit mumu.
Romance / Re: Sex 4 A Month by Lamlifonmic(m): 1:36pm On Jan 01, 2014
Offence number 1 OP u are commiting fornication,offence number 2 u are about to step into adultery,do you know the punishment Allah prescribe for that?God in the quran asked that each of you be given 100 lashes of cane without showing you mercy and He will forgive you after the punishment if you don't go back to it or you enter hell fire when you die mind you dts in the case of fornication.Now if you step into adultery after someone has asked for her hand in marriage from her parent if you sleep with her Allah said in the quran both of you should be stone until you die and he will forgive you of that act in heaven or you escape the judgement here on earth and end up in hell fire in heaven.Nreow instead of you to start feeling bitterly bad that you disobey your creator commandment which will all confirmed in the quran or bible yet you are happy bcuz of the bonanza package he introduce to you,pipo die everyday immediately death shutr ur eyes I tell u u are doom
Romance / Re: At A Crossroad by Lamlifonmic(m): 8:25am On Dec 30, 2013
Somex it happen that the poster is more far matured than the advisers on nairaland,that makes one wonder what kind of advice these people can give.People are just shouting apologise!apologised!!they don't see the danger in the character of her guy,is hell when u have a guy that talk a whole day on issue that can be settled within 15 minutes,a marriage can be threaten by that single attitude of him.As for the poster I will advice you to change him once and for all before you marry him,if you are able to change such terrible character in him I tell you you have achieved a lot,and you have built a marriage of peace without agony for yourself.As you rightly said to apologise mean it won't happen again and next time if such happen I bet you he will talk for 5 days accusing you of insurbodination.Take ypur stand now and let him know chatting 247 is impossible as you are busy doing other things even if you are not,just let him get used to it.If you don't do this now by the time you are employed he will be pains in your neck and such a man can make you loose concentration at work which may result to you loosing the job,thinking about a guy you are inlove with 247 or chatting him 247 can make you loose your own personal track in life as you have build all hope and focus on him.What if he dumps you at the end?then your eyes will be open and you will sit down to count ypur loss.You are realy a mature lady for seeing it from this angle you are seeing it unfortunately majority of your advisers are shallow minded. They are too young to reason like adult shouting apologise mtchew.You are on the right track liberate yourself,this singular act of him is enough evidence one should be bothered if your marriage with him will be peaceful and last,but if you love him try to stand your ground so as to change him if not be looking for alternative as u still keeps him.

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Romance / Re: Am I Being Too Jealous Or Controlling? by Lamlifonmic(m): 5:15pm On Dec 26, 2013
Snoggy: So she can't have male friends because she's getting married to you?

You overreacted!

What happened to trust? undecided

She wouldn't pick his call in your presence if they had something going on.

No need to worry. Your fiancée is no cheat. .trust me!
Na wa o see dull brain,kid u are a learner if u tthink she is not cheating cuz she picked d call in his presence,haven't you see a girl give u the phone to talk to a guy she is dating and claimed u are talking to her brother?suck mummys breast for another 2 months and grow up.
Romance / Re: Is It A Must I Cook All The Time For My Ever Present Brother In Law by Lamlifonmic(m): 4:20pm On Dec 26, 2013
When I started watching this ur films I first think you are wrong and not merciful but as I read on I found out you apreciate the good path of him so I'm not going to bash you.See I understand your pains,no matter how patient you are one day you may feel tired,but let me advice you continue to be good to him your husband know what he is doing o.This man may be the one that will help you and your children tomorrow.It can't continue like that forever no one that didn't like to be respected.He may not be happy he is disturbing you people though he may not show it on face but definately he appreciate your patience,what if tomorrow if heaven smile on him you may need more than what you are doing for him now even your husband too.No one knows tomorrow thread softly,thank God is ur brother inlaw what if its your mother inlaw that come to stay with you permanently in that one single room will u drag her out?as I'm talking to you some young married women are experiencing that and heaven did not fall.Enikeni tiwo banipa latise iranlowo fun,ohun lenikeji re toju re meaning whoever you are capable of helping he is ur brother pls help him,no one knows tomorrow o,he may rule the world.

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Romance / Re: Does It Make Sense Quarreling With Your Siblings Because Of Your Lover? by Lamlifonmic(m): 3:34pm On Dec 26, 2013
Stupidity get grade!u lack respect for ur dad especially,@ 21 u are still a kid as dar as Nigeria is concerned.If you impregnate that girl @ 21 can you take a full responsibility on it without the held of your family?you are still bn cared for so why are u claiming you are not a kid?u can't rent house of your own for now,you can't buy baby things,your dad and your sister are trying to help you put your life in shape and they tried to earn the respect you refused them by disgracing you in her presence and dts excellent,now you have learn your lesson.Olodo @ 21 you are bringing a slowpoke home while your mates have started working in a bank mtchew.Learn to respect your elders.

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Romance / Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by Lamlifonmic(m): 3:15pm On Dec 26, 2013
You are just too mature for my liking,kudos to you I bet you none of ur point fall out of place u are damn too real.
Romance / Re: Pls Help Me by Lamlifonmic(m): 9:20am On Dec 26, 2013
How could a man weep like a baby cuz a girl dumped ur dirty ass?when I was a bachelor such doesn't pain me a goirl should cry not the guy no matter how much u love her you should naturally be stronger than feel depressed and crying.
Romance / Re: A Strange Feelings by Lamlifonmic(m): 9:08am On Dec 26, 2013
No invite devil to come dance skelewu in ur family make God no make u dance Alanta for hell so stay clear pls.Are u not ashamed?u will just Bleep her you can't marry her so why will you do that?its a taboo.
Career / Re: Please Advise A Brother On This Issue by Lamlifonmic(m): 9:01am On Dec 26, 2013
Your case may be different from others when u finish ur study as a poly student,different people with different destinies.I will advice to continue in d polytechnic and try to come out with good grade bcuz as much as we differentiate between the two the public is aware many university graduates are numb skull and dumb head,try to graduate with good grades lucky may smile on you and if you have the chance you can cross over to university perio.
Romance / Re: I Love My Girlfriend But She Has Too Many Problems by Lamlifonmic(m): 8:21am On Dec 26, 2013
Her problem is damn too much pls don't listen to people telling you to stand by her is as if she is possesed you may not have everlasting peace with her.Why must you be the one to shoulder such problem?are you the only man in the world?let her take it to someone else and just help her with prayer,you don't commit any sin if you let her go there is no where in the bible or quran where God said you must marry whoever you date that's why is dating for you to know if she is d right person or not and u have found out she is the wrong person so what are u waiting for?the guy that said he stood by her sickler girlfriend how are u sure is real?don't out of pity put yourself in a sorry state that people will have to pity you too end it on a good note.
Romance / Re: My Mother Is Rejecting All Girls I Introduce To Her,what Should I Do? by Lamlifonmic(m): 7:49pm On Dec 01, 2013
She wanna take a bite too
Romance / Re: My Igbo Fiancy Introduce Her Lover As Brother For Two Years by Lamlifonmic(m): 7:27pm On Dec 01, 2013
How old is this poster?yes how old are u@ 40 how can you be seeking advice on this issue that is alrdy bn settled?u sld have just post this ordinarily asking for advice show u are dumb!she doesn't know how to quit for two years?she doesn't know how to quit and won't quit and another sharp guy will continue kicking her d mother of ur kids and u are still asking for advice u are dumb dts why the other guy allow you marry her while he continue to deep her well and settle down with a more decent girl better than ur LovePeddler.
Romance / Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by Lamlifonmic(m): 7:15pm On Dec 01, 2013
I'm Lamlif,an enterprenuer,welcome me home
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Promised Me Sex If I Introduce Her To My Mum As My Fiancee by Lamlifonmic(m): 7:11pm On Dec 01, 2013
Where is she coming from do u know what she might have done with someone else and now she wants to force u to marry her?u dated her for 2 years no sex toto no dey scratch her?she must have aborted 5 x for someone and now she want to frce herself unto u be wife.What's inside her toto?her own sweet pass others?she see u as dumb ass.
Romance / Re: She Slept With My Best Friend by Lamlifonmic(m): 6:28pm On Dec 01, 2013
Women are bitches!!!they are animals but not all.Goy u try u are so matured and u handle everything maturely,now you need to go and disgrace that devil of a friend just go to his house on sunday with 3 of ur other friends,don't touch him but you people shoud create a scene on him telling however care to listen what he does so that he can realised how difficult its to betray a friend.He shouldn't go scot free if not he won't give a damn if d crazy girl fainted or not and he doesn't bother about him.Show him you can treat his Bleep up and show him you are a man if not he will see you as a weak guy cuz he alrdy know that ius d end of the friendship.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / A Young Lady To Walk To The Moon With Me by Lamlifonmic(m): 9:58am On Dec 01, 2013
I need a dark young beautyful lady of between 22 to 25 yrs from lagos,a decent clean girl to spend time with me once in a while when I'm less busy or when I decide to relax.A cool headed girl with charming smile,fun to be with but not a talkative,someone that enjoy joke and apreciative.Someone that know how to catch fun pls club girls are not welcome,humble and home gurl that's very apreciative.aerobixventures@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Confusion About What To Do In A Relationship. Should I Propose Or End It by Lamlifonmic(m): 7:05pm On Nov 30, 2013
You are claiming if she is deceitful she will not show her character,is nit her that show her character she love to pretend but she can't cuz she is lazy,if she will have to hide them that means she will have to be doing things rightly even though she is pretending,but she can't just do it right because she is terrible in character,bad in behaviour and lazy in house chore.
Romance / Re: Confusion About What To Do In A Relationship. Should I Propose Or End It by Lamlifonmic(m): 6:55pm On Nov 30, 2013
See urself I didn't say you she can't cook but u don't know if she realy can*lmao*you are a confused man you are not ripe for marriage @ 33,by the way what are you doing with a 32 yrs old when you are 33that is why she control you like a dummy and when you marry you will be the one too cook and the next arguement she will slap you hahahahah.At 36 I'm dating a 22,23 to 27 yrs old girl what is wroing with your dumb head?she has locked your head you need mums help to unlock *laffing seriously*
Romance / Re: Confusion About What To Do In A Relationship. Should I Propose Or End It by Lamlifonmic(m): 6:46pm On Nov 30, 2013
Hmmmmmmmm *Singing*Oro leiye ngbo o,oro leiye ngbo o,eiye o dede ba sorule oooo,oro leiye ngbo o hmmmm,you enumerated all these bad character out of one single lady that stand up to you to confront you and you belief she is a virginyou need to be re born o.Secondly you always claim you see some changes in some of her bad character the question is do a responsible lady,a house wife material need to be of such a terrible character in d first place??see she is too terrible to be guilty of everything,run for your dear live.You want to marry beauty at the detriment of your future claiming she can raise kids well because she stand up firmly against you which show her lack of respect for you,tell me if you are with your senses how good can someone who can't cook raise kids?how well can a housewife that drink too much raise kids?how good can a wife that raise voice at you all the time until you calm down for her raise good children?shame on you if you marry such a woman.May be you are jobless and you are carried away because she is a banker banker my ASS,you are pricing a bad market that will surely eventually lead to broken home.She pretends to be changing but after marriage you will see worst from her,run for your dear lives now or else you will run later when the deed is done by that time you will start all over again,ask yourself is she housewife material?there are many pretty girls with good character you are impressed with the gold the devil is flauting you but by the time you realized the person flaunting you this is the devil you will run away from the gold.Call off the WEDDING!
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Apologises Over Comments To A Widow by Lamlifonmic(m): 3:41pm On Nov 29, 2013
Smhhhhh Nigerians are pretenders!the governor made a mistake and he has duly apologised so I don't see reason why una dey shout is too late!is too late as if many of you people are jesus.Come to think of it how many of you treat a widow bettermany of you here can't spare a 200 naira note for a widow in your compound,many landlords that will castigate Oshiomole as if they are better has open d roof of a widow apartment cuz she can't afford to pay again,many of you that shout as if una be widow messiah are wicked to these widow so let the governor be I beg.
Romance / Re: How Wil U Feel Wen Ur Bst Friend Husbands Is Askin U Out? by Lamlifonmic(m): 2:16pm On Nov 29, 2013
Ladies,women,girls or whatever una dey call unaself u people lack the fear of God!he added you on facebook who accepted his request no be you?ok if you are not the one that accept his request who sent him the request no be you?ur friend husband and you are not ashaned to seek for such advicena wa o so na someone go marry someone like you somedayif I marry you know and my brother is toasting you naso you will come seek for the confidence to say yes to him here?shame on your Ass.
Romance / Re: Help!! My Friend's Boyfriend Wants To Date Me!!! by Lamlifonmic(m): 12:03pm On Nov 29, 2013
Use your senses why do u want to leave your boifriend to go into such controversial relationshiphe snub you twice to seek for your friend love and you claim you know he loves you is that not laughablethis realy show you don't know what love is,if you realy have true love for your boifriend you won't be cracking your head on this someone that shun to prefer your friend twice.Secondly this will prove to you that you and your friend are just friends and not on the same level if not why do u want to eat her own vomit twiceif you are so cheap with no dignity go for him but the truth is he doesn't love u!and what if today u date him and he dump ur ass later and u go back to ur real boifriend and in future u find out your boifriend and and your girlfriend ex you dated are friends what will become of you?on relationship you later loose out?ladies una no dey think deep!
Family / Re: Nigerian Killed By A Lorry After Storming Out Of Car During Row With Wife In UK by Lamlifonmic(m): 8:17am On Nov 29, 2013
Is realy so sad women why?I'm sure she is happy by his death now.

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