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Romance / Re: Would You Marry A Fulltime House Wife ? by Laurnetta(f): 11:28am On Jan 21, 2009
can u be a full time house husband? if yes then yes.
Romance / Re: Why Are Naija Girls So Damn Stuck Up? by Laurnetta(f): 11:24am On Jan 21, 2009
i av met some amazing naija women in my time.its the men you should worry about.
Romance / Re: How Married People Meet by Laurnetta(f): 11:16am On Jan 21, 2009
i met my boyfriend in greece. grin
Romance / Re: What Do U Think Of Single Women? by Laurnetta(f): 10:59am On Jan 21, 2009
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There are two types of single women
1]They ones that have been used and abused to the point that no man wants her
2]Arrogant bitch, that thinks she is all that, before she know it she is reaching her late 30s


there are 2 types of single men.

1. bastards
2. retarted bastards.

which one are you outlaws?
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Spanish? by Laurnetta(f): 10:47am On Jan 21, 2009
¿Qué? Este tema ha muerto?
Culture / Re: If Your Wife-To-Be Can't Cook by Laurnetta(f): 10:43am On Jan 21, 2009
if she can't cook, you get into the bloody kitchen
Foreign Affairs / Re: Oprah Winfrey Could Be Us Ambassodor In South Africa by Laurnetta(f): 10:30am On Jan 21, 2009
she doesnt deserve it.besides, she's not educated.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Oprah Winfrey Could Be Us Ambassodor In South Africa by Laurnetta(f): 10:19am On Jan 21, 2009
y?becos she built a friggin skool for girls?where the girls are abused and molested by the way? total crunk.
Foreign Affairs / Re: First Lady Michelle's Image At Inauguration by Laurnetta(f): 10:16am On Jan 21, 2009
spikedcylinder:

The yellow dress she wore in the morning was horrible, horrible I tell ya. But the white ball gown wasn't so bad, she could have done better but not so bad. Good for her!

u have a pea sized brain.wot was wrong wit that yellow dress?her face still looked like a baboon but her body was very wel clad.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama by Laurnetta(f): 10:10am On Jan 21, 2009
i agree . . . i agree . . . . . . . .

laurnetta, na ur picture be that in ur profile?
. . pls where are you?
. . . can we be friends


yes. kiss
Fashion / Re: What Stuff Are You Into At The Moment? by Laurnetta(f): 2:08pm On Oct 21, 2008
prada bag, patent boots, low rise jeans and diamonds.
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show off. tongue
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Right Now? by Laurnetta(f): 2:01pm On Oct 21, 2008
ouch browsing with zero clothe on
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reali? *wink wink*
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Right Now? by Laurnetta(f): 1:51pm On Oct 21, 2008
lazing around in silk housewear, undecided
Crime / Re: Nigerian Internet Scammers Now Operate From Homes by Laurnetta(f): 1:43pm On Oct 21, 2008
of course they do. tongue

whites can be such idiotz! despite dier supposed intelligence & inventions
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i guess this is the reason for your poor, lying ,scamming asses. white idiocy. supreme. angry
Crime / Re: Man Killed Wife In Facebook Row by Laurnetta(f): 1:28pm On Oct 21, 2008
dis is a sensitive topic, please dont laugh. i once had a friend who died in the hands of a drunken maniac lover after he clubbed her to death for "cheating" on him. cry it made the news. cry
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Funnier Side Of America's Presidential Elections . . . by Laurnetta(f): 12:45pm On Oct 21, 2008
my my, this is hilarious grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Not Photoshopped! - The Real Mccain by Laurnetta(f): 12:29pm On Oct 21, 2008
Mccain is such a douchebag undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama by Laurnetta(f): 12:16pm On Oct 21, 2008
I still insist I would rather Powell just sit on the fence!!!!!
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of course. colin's endorsement may make or mar obama's winning chances. of course it is racist!. ask yourself this simple question; if clinton had won the democratic ticket, would colin be endorsing her now? afterall, they av very similar policies.
Romance / Re: 35 This Year, 2 Grown Kids, Running After A Nigeria Lawyer: by Laurnetta(f): 11:16am On Oct 21, 2008
wat is ur original nationality?
Culture / Re: That's A Nigerian? How Can You Tell? by Laurnetta(f): 10:30am On Oct 21, 2008
was dat meant for me gamine? is dr something wrong wit agreein? grin
Fashion / Re: What Stuff Are You Into At The Moment? by Laurnetta(f): 6:14pm On Oct 20, 2008
be-jewelled thongs
patent knee lenght boots
leather
gloves
coloured hair
Culture / Re: That's A Nigerian? How Can You Tell? by Laurnetta(f): 5:46pm On Oct 20, 2008
Mpele:

How to spot a Nigerian!

1. Very loud and attention seeking

2. Argumantive

3. Dark, tall and well build and also the ladies are dark, well build with too much make up.

4. Guys with fake diesel jeans.

5. Fake American accent



ha ha! i couldnt agree more grin
Romance / Re: Our Dirty Habit by Laurnetta(f): 5:22pm On Oct 20, 2008
i assume loose change shouldnt be a problem in these cases? and yes cabs take credit cards.
Romance / Re: Our Dirty Habit by Laurnetta(f): 4:37pm On Oct 20, 2008
wat about credit cards? u can pay wit those if youhave an empty purse. undecided
Romance / Re: Either You Love Me Or Leave Me Alone! by Laurnetta(f): 4:09pm On Oct 20, 2008
spikedcylinder:


Ehen na. Love is over rated joor. undecided I mean, what are the chances that two people feel the same way, the same place at the same time? undecided undecided

only a person severly burnt by love would say this. undecided
Romance / Re: A Single Girl With Married Male Friends Only? by Laurnetta(f): 3:47pm On Oct 20, 2008
knew them b4 they got married or not, your association with married men should be kept to the barest minimum. no matter how you look at it or try to justify it, people would always look at u funny esp seein as you are single. undecided
Romance / Re: What Have You Done To Hurt Your Ex? by Laurnetta(f): 3:08pm On Oct 20, 2008
Why would he blame it on xenophobia?


because foreigners are constantly being attacked. he tot someone else attacked him. lucky for me. grin
Culture / Re: Muti Killings In South Africa by Laurnetta(f): 2:53pm On Oct 20, 2008
redsun:

I find it difficult to believe that some south africans in the face and midst of practical white civilization and dominance,still engage in the gruesome and despicable practices of killing and cutting of body parts from live victims for charms and spells,perpetrated by the so-called primitive sangomas and their patrons.

On a recent channel 4 uk documentary on muti-killings,an unfortunate little boy's genital was cut off while still alive and he survived till date,a woman's lips and breast were taken too while still alive and she survived,but her boy friend was not so fortunate,or rather fortunate,he died in the attack with his privates and lips taken.Thousands of people are killed in south africa every year in such acts,even church bishops and prominent politicians engage in the horror in bids to boost their power and invincibility,yam heads.

I wonder what Mpele have to say about this,with the way he reacted to the liberians cannibalism?One should expect black south africans to be above board in such sub-human acts,with the fact that white south african's standard of development can rival with that of any developed country in the world,a thing to emulate,minus the oppression,it is like tales of two world,living side by side.

shocked shocked

i had no idea. angry shocked angry
Culture / Re: Nigerian Women Are Becoming Monsters by Laurnetta(f): 2:47pm On Oct 20, 2008
oh. the women are the same too? great! seriously tho, i've met some pretty neat nigerian women in my time. smiley

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