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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Create A New Topic by Lazon: 5:01pm On Jul 19, 2015
2008!!! Wow.. See courteous people speaking the refined Linguaembarassed . Not the crap peepu b punishin odaz wif @2015 Internet Users undecided
Politics / Re: Eligibility Suit; Buhari Lawyers Complicates Case, Refuse To Tender Evidences. by Lazon: 5:54pm On Mar 24, 2015
Flets:
If by the slimmest chance Buhari survives tomorrow and wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

Thrash :/
Politics / Re: APC Governorship Aspirant, 17,000 Others Defect To PDP by Lazon: 5:34pm On Mar 24, 2015
remirez07:
[color=#000099][/color] so God has chosen your Buhari now?? Ehn! Let us know if you have wake up from your slobber

Because of PDP u can't even spell :\ ..vote PDP again = No shoes for your children

Vote GUB
ensure a better Nigeria

GEJ will only do worse. He has nothing more than looting to offer and WE NIGERIANS HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!

GUB 2015!!!
Politics / Re: APC Governorship Aspirant, 17,000 Others Defect To PDP by Lazon: 5:25pm On Mar 24, 2015
Goddex:
[size=20pt]We can only keep moving forward

Vote GEJ

Vote PDP[/size]

Vote GEJ and your children will have no shoes

Vote Buhari and live to enjoy a prosperous Nigeria. Let's make history.

Note: PDP is bribing you with your own blood, be wise.
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Obama’s Speech On Nigerian Elections by Lazon: 5:08pm On Mar 24, 2015
Samirana360:
Their reaction doesn't matter....obama dnt worry, we will vote 4 d right person ok....and d person is









DR Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan
Gej til 2019

Vote GEJ and your children will have no shoes


Sai Buhari The People's General
Food / Re: Would You Eat This Strange Looking Yam(photos) by Lazon: 5:01pm On Mar 05, 2015
EngrRolly:
I go chop am,drink water!

I don't believe in all that fetish crap!

*Maleficent's voice* Yeap, you won't believe it till it's too late
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Ranked Most Stressed-out Country In The World by Lazon: 4:50pm On Mar 05, 2015
mulattoclaro:
The main reason cos igbos are the criminal class in Nigeria. Not endorsing ethnic cleansing But if Nigerians want to end corruption and hard life, getting rid of the igbos would be a major step.

How does this make any sense? cry

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Politics / Re: FG Approves $403m Loan For 4 APC Governors (lagos, Rivers, Ogun & Osun) by Lazon: 3:24pm On Feb 27, 2015
manceleco:
We must VOTE rightly in 2015.
If SOMEONE is;
J = Joyfully
O = On
N = New
A = Assignment
T = To
H = Help
A = All
N = Nigerians
THEN we must also resist anyone who will
B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hatred
A = And
R = Religious
I = Intolerance
Vote right.
CONTINUITY in 2015...is inevitable.
Pls be patriotic and send to others.

By the time the Naira they're paying you for posting this crap loses whatever value it has left, you'll realise you sold your soul and were paid with your own blood.
Politics / Re: FG Approves $403m Loan For 4 APC Governors (lagos, Rivers, Ogun & Osun) by Lazon: 3:19pm On Feb 27, 2015
deskossy:
In all honesty Gej is a good man.....obasanjo will never do this

If Jonathan is a good man, I don't think I want any good man ruling this country undecided
Politics / Re: "As The Guardian Newspaper Has Done, APC Must Apologise For Lying" - Fayose by Lazon: 8:56pm On Feb 24, 2015
Still GMB all the way tho

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Car Talk / Re: Valentine Day Tragedy In Festac (Photos) by Lazon: 6:56pm On Feb 14, 2015
Damn! my area cry
Education / Re: Students Caught In PDA At Babcock University To Be Punished - School Memo by Lazon: 4:16pm On Feb 07, 2015
kekakuz:
we can never be too civilized to ensure morality
its bad enough they do it secretly but publicly is on another level of insanity

well

I blame buhari for this

the thought of him winning this election scared them into kissing outside

Stupid talk undecided
Education / Re: OAU Students Were Angry At Prof. Osinbajo, Ask Him To Apologise by Lazon: 1:58pm On Feb 06, 2015
Tobilastik:
Obafemi Awolowo University students on Thursday, February 5th, were upset over the absence of the All Progressives Congress (APC) Vice-Presidential candidate Prof. Yemi Osinbajo.

The Professor of law was expected to talk ‎in acampus interactive session conducted by OAU Campus Connect Initiative to enable him address members of the OAU community on why they should vote for the APC.
The program was scheduled for 10 am, but started only at 12.30 pm.

The huge crowd, mainly students left angrily, shouting ‘NO’ when they were told that APC vice-presidential candidate would not be coming.
The over 2,000-seater capacity hall, which was initially filled up, was left by students.

It was learnt that most of the students hissed out and put on displeased ‎faces and walked outon the person, expected to stand-in for Osinbajo.

One of the students, known simply as Jude said the absence of Osinbajo made him unhappy
.He said: “I am one of those that have been canvassing people to come for the interactive session only to hear that he is not coming.

This is embarrassing and I am really unhappy with it.”Another one added,
“Almost everyone is angry. We stabbed our classes and felt that we should honour him with our presence but he fumbled. You can imagine the large turn-out of students ‎that came.

“The hall was filled up and some people will haveto stand will the increasing turnout. He really needs to apologise to the students. A lot of people are really very angry and dissapointed, I must tell you.

”During his lecture, Dr.Dotun Ogunyemi‎, one of the representatives of Osinbajo promised the students that the educational sector in the country would be advanced if APC won the election.

.Two month ago, students of OAUhave staged a peaceful protest on their campus against the visitof President Goodluck Jonathan.

source: http://www.naij.com/380139-oau-students-were-angry-at-prof-osinbajo-ask-him-to-apologise.html

Saw it happen live sad
Technology Market / Re: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by Lazon: 7:44pm On Dec 30, 2014
importexpert:


you are welcome. feel free to go through it and your questions are always welcome. your success is truly my pride

Mr. Bello, pls I'm ready for change. My email address is l.lazon@yahoo.com . Thanks in advance Boss
Phones / Re: Switching To Micro Sim; The Pros And Cons And Your Suggestions? by Lazon: 11:15pm On Jul 31, 2014
nybol: u can still use ur micro-sim in ur other fones. Even a nano sim can be used in a regular sim slot, just make sure the shiny panel on the sim touches the sim connector on d fone. I use d same nano sim on my ipad mini and my torchlight nokia

Try inserting a nano sim into a Phantom A+.. You'll b left wiv a diffrnt problem.. Getting it out
Phones / Re: Nokia Android Phone Will Be Released In January 2014 by Lazon: 2:26pm On Dec 24, 2013
Medicine before death..
Unlike blackberry's BB10

wishing you bloodsuckers good luck reswindling Nigerians
Phones / Re: BBM For Nokia Lumia Phones by Lazon: 7:04pm On Dec 22, 2013
Nokialumia720: I cant wait to see it on my new lumia 720. I love nokia i love lumia. I hate android.

Beef
Phones / Re: Gta San Andreas finally released on android by Lazon: 12:05pm On Dec 21, 2013
Where them dey sell Android games abeg ..I no fit dey download these their gigantic games
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Opens Sex Shop by Lazon: 12:01pm On Dec 21, 2013
ajasa4link: End time tinz undecided

Lmao
Religion / Re: Why Are Demons Afraid Of Atheists? by Lazon: 11:57am On Dec 21, 2013
Rotiix: Because they will all perish in hell.

You really believe in hell.. My my, you're gullible o

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Romance / Re: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by Lazon: 11:25am On Dec 21, 2013
born_to_be_gr8t: Seriously i won't advice any guy to marry a girl without first sampling her for the following reasons


1. Some girls have an offensive väginal odour ,that when get undressed the entire house go dey ooze undecided


2.some girls have vägina that is as loose as Nigerian local dogs , if u wait till ur wedding night before u find out ,na heavy cross u carry o grin


3. Some girls will jus lay on the bed like a bag of rice during sěx ,no excitement ,no style..if you marry this kind of woman , u go still dey go outside go fùck ashawo grin


4. Some girls can neva be satisfied " NEVER" even if u service them on per second fuckn, they will still be asking you that " wat have u done, that u are tired ? "...guys if u wait till ur wedding night before finding out " ur days no go long" grin


5. Some girls have spiritual husband ,that if u are straffin dem ..dey will be shaking and shouting. " spiritual spiritual spiritual ! " this one I had a personal experience o! shocked so if you wait till ur wedding night to find out " ur life will never be that same again lipsrsealed

Cool topic.. Whack points.
My point:
Some konji streaken bachelors get married so they can f*ck steady. Only to find out later that she finds sex painful or just hates it. Kwanta.. You must be compatible with your partner, you no fit they download apk file on top iPhone.
Phones / Re: Airtel Blackberry Plan Still Working On Android Devices And PC After Dec 3rd by Lazon: 9:09am On Dec 20, 2013
[quote author=Emekamex]One way or the other, airtel will still stop it. I recommend that people should look alternatives. I am using mtn 2k5 for 4.5gb, atleast I have peace of mind now.

What's the code bro?

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