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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 7:40pm On Dec 29, 2013
dommfa: kiss
Is this her son? Cute boy smiley
Romance / Re: Lecture:-ladies, Never Say Or Do These To Guys(if You Like Yourself) by lertee(f): 4:44pm On Dec 29, 2013
Preceedo:

I am already taken so don't flirt. grin
Nice come back grin,take hi five undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 4:24pm On Dec 29, 2013
dre11:
cheesy you mean fall in love undecided

thesame way she fall in love na so she go fall out gringringrin
undecided undecided undecided
tongue
Romance / Re: Lecture:-ladies, Never Say Or Do These To Guys(if You Like Yourself) by lertee(f): 2:50pm On Dec 29, 2013
The poster is a small boy,he is also a poor boy undecided undecided
grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Thought I Was Above Temptation by lertee(f): 10:40am On Dec 29, 2013
Kenneth4u205: I was so happy on the day of my ordination.i was so filled with the holyghost.i was even ready to die for christ.am above sexua-l sin!!! i screamed.men are so foolish and weak i pondered.how can a mere sight of nude-girl arouse-a man?.its not possible i reasoned.there is nothing in a female body to excite an ordain evangelist like.is it that ordinary hole inbetween her legs or is it that mere bulge of muscle on her chest?.hahahaha am above temptation!!!.my first outing was wondercious,i was praying for people and they were all falling down.falling down under the anointing.then this particular girl fell down when i touched her.she was screaming and rolling on the floor while i was commanding the unclean spirit to come out of her.then somethings happend that changed the course of history.her skirt pulled up while she was rolling on the floor.i found my self stiring at a beautiful fair whlte lap.she was not even putting on panties.i then realized that my rod was getting bigger.then her shirt went off and i found my self stiring at an erect nipple- .that was my turning point.that was when i cleverly sneak out of the deliverance ground because my rod was getting bigger at an alarming rate.the next day someone knocked at my door.and it was she standing there when i opened the door.i dont really knew how one thing led to another.all i remember was that i found my self on top of her.i was pumping and she was moaning.then she smiled and said "evangelist kenneth,you are just like every other men afterall"

Romance / Re: At A Crossroad by lertee(f): 10:35am On Dec 29, 2013
Call him and apologize,it doesn't make you less of a woman.
You should be grateful you have a guy who always wants to hear from you,it shows he loves you. smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 9:52am On Dec 29, 2013
ochon:

LOL.. When you are back from "there", we'll talk about it. wink


@SOM, gringringrin. Lmao. I swear you should be commended with the way you handled your date brouhaha grin. My patience would've wore thin if it was me, I won't mind telling him to go "fùck yourself" grin. Anyway, I wish you more bossy date cheesy, you need to be bossed around the way you use your alt account to boss guys around tongue
Lol,you get bad mouth,shey na sin to fall in love,bossy or not,just leave SOM.. undecided grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 9:37am On Dec 29, 2013
waxdude:

Uwc...can see ur happy now... grin grin Gudmornin



awwww thanks lertee...uhhhh intreprete na..aah ahh kilode
You are welcome..
Omo inu gate is like a slang,it means a child born with silverspoon,it is also known as omo butty or ajebutter..freshkids
Politics / Re: My Dreams Come To Pass (my Self And Obama ) What Do I Do Now? by lertee(f): 9:33am On Dec 29, 2013
Captain Philip:

mind you I dnt stay in Nigeria. . and there is no situation madam.

do you dream and piss on your bed? a lady or woman talking like this?

smh for you
Where did you place your sense of humor undecided undecided,you fail to see the joke in that
If you are too serious you don't have to start a thread cos you should expect different comments.

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Romance / Re: Help!! Need Your Advice Badly by lertee(f): 7:50am On Dec 29, 2013
She may be putting you through some relationship tests,ladies do it a lot to know how much their guy is willing to have them.
Try and see her to inquire from her,hear her story and plead with her if you love her enough,if she still insists on ending the relationship then you let her be.

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Politics / Re: Unknown 'Drone' Crashes In Ibadan (Pictures) by lertee(f): 7:25am On Dec 29, 2013
Since it happened in Ibadan,it is most likely the work of 'awon iya ajibola edun' (terrestrial mothers),they now come like drones instead of birds.. grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: My Dreams Come To Pass (my Self And Obama ) What Do I Do Now? by lertee(f): 7:22am On Dec 29, 2013
Eeya,it is well with your head,i understand that feeling. The situation in Nigeria is enough to make one have such dream,i know you want a good life too.


I hope say you don wake up before you piss for bed undecided undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Funny Things That Happened In 2013 by lertee(f): 7:15am On Dec 29, 2013
They are indeed funny,oh my country! grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Mysterious Flying Object Crashes Into Home In Ibadan by lertee(f): 7:09am On Dec 29, 2013
Since it happened in Ibadan,it is most likely the work of 'awon iya ajibola edun' (terrestrial mothers),they now come like drones instead of birds.. grin grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 6:58am On Dec 29, 2013
ochon:

LMAO@yokozuna. Buwahahaha. I swear, you're cray!!. That cracked me up grin

Ok, avoid much stress and keep me updates about it with your D wink
undecided undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 6:56am On Dec 29, 2013
O my gois,so all these pages in just three hours embarassed embarassed
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

@spade is cute and looks fresh,you really complement my friend SOM. wink


@waxdude,wow your voice is lovely like 'omo inu gate' wink


@ochon,those gifs are something else,how do you do them i need a tutorial asap. angry grin grin

@reinC,jeeez your diss gwad,just when i thought spade is free of any yabis. cheesy cheesy grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 10:25pm On Dec 28, 2013
angry

TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 10:11pm On Dec 28, 2013
ochon:

Nah, Mo le so yoruba daadaa tongue grin

I understand.. Your ****** update gave me a clue. Hope you are not over eating?. Cos NJ needs you fit and sexy wink grin
For your mind.. undecided


Lol,to eat sef na stress,when you have to lead caterers to ensure the guests are refreshed,you hardly remember you have not eaten. Moreover food doesn't make one fat,if it does,i would be anorexic by now and my lil bro will be competing with Yoko Zuna grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 9:38pm On Dec 28, 2013
ochon:
Elenu bi adie

Awww.. Thanks lertee. I appreciate wink. I'm still waiting for diary update tongue. And oh, I'm also waiting for your VN tongue
Talon ko e ni yooba SOM shey


You are welcome,VN,i can't for now. Firstly i'm so tired and secondly this place is noisy. embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 9:15pm On Dec 28, 2013
ochon:

Lerteeslim, how are you doing
Enu bi ti eye tongue



I'm doing fine o,thanks. Just went through your *****, i had to sigh severally,those are real words and quite educating. cool
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2013
dre11: Ninny and Lerteefat how una side?
Whats on? You ladies are soo early and present in the thread 2day? grin



em!
Wats on your minds if i may ask undecided
I'm good. How ur side too?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 12:12pm On Dec 28, 2013
ochon:

As the King of this clan, and the presiding judge on this matter, I use the godly power invested in me to declare you and your EAR-browed peasant, innocent till proven guilty cool. Court dismissed grin

Oba awin idun (king of bedbugs) grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 8:44am On Dec 28, 2013
Reincarnated:


I have something better. I have a whole essay on something better undecided but for now, i'd choose the best option of watching it slowly unfold.
Spill it and stop beating about the bush. undecided
Family / Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by lertee(f): 8:07am On Dec 28, 2013
Is Princess a feminist? The fact that her marriage broke up doesn't mean she's a feminist. Stop associating divorce to feminism and vice versa. undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 7:04am On Dec 28, 2013
ReinC,is that all you could come up with? I mean is that the only evidence you got? You are not convincing baby,come up with something better to back up your observation undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 6:56am On Dec 28, 2013
Congrarulations to Toxxxxx(tochi), i pray for God's BLessing in her marriage. May God Bless her and her hubby with the joy and fruit of marriage soonest. kiss kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by lertee(f): 4:42pm On Dec 26, 2013
DE_GONGS: Lertee!
How u dey?
Merry christmas and i wish you a prosperous new year. Thanks for the package. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 11:17pm On Dec 25, 2013
Tabh:
Hey babe..
Lol@okon,that should be ochon grin
Hi tabh,merry christmas. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 11:11pm On Dec 25, 2013
dre11: Hope it looks good
thats my VN
cheesy cheesy cheesy okon goes to school.


Thanks for the shout.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 9:59pm On Dec 25, 2013
superflakie: Okay the VN is below as promised.
Merry Xmas once again.
Thanks for the shoutout.

Lol,Ochon will sleep well tonight jeeeezzzz

ReinC the bushbaby..hahahhahah
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by lertee(f): 9:37pm On Dec 25, 2013
waxdude: lertee hw u enjoyin christmas?....nd where is njokusboy abeg?
The christmas is here,thankGod for good life. How is it at your end.
Njokusboys is fine,he must be lounging in one garden by now.

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