Why "drink and drive" when u could easily "weed and fly!

Pdites need to collect d post utme form so dat u could be able to check ur admission status later. . .i came in 2ru d adp prog, all required of us was a minimum of 3.0 to be guaranteed of admission. We still had to buy d post jamb form buh we didnt go for any examination, we only submited our printouts to our coordinator and nothin more. . .hope i made some points?

U need our approvals or wot? . . Shoot already!

Super1759:
Oga demdem, why must you attribute every flaws to your president?
Bokoharam mess...its goodluck
River state saga...its goodluck
Militant fights...its goodluck
Mass failure in jamb...its goodluck
No jobs...its goodluck
ASUU and assup on strike...its goodluck
Super eagles defeat...its goodluck
Even egypt coup...its goodluck


Why do you have such hatred for a blessed leader?

a blessed leader my arse.
Oh gosh! Its so cold ds morni. . .
It aint ds neva cold when abacha was president nah!

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN. . . .
Ok, je ka ma fera wa.
Je ka ma do rawa.
Bcuz omo pupa yeh iwo ni mo feran.

DailyNews: wow! Shymmex, I have a newer version of Oxford dictionary and dictionary for English phonetics, do u mind English slaves!!! Wole Soyinka should read more English dictionaries na...let him speak more grammar while Dame Patience rule him and his entire generation!

How of u making noise here can stand in a public gathering and address people for 5 minutes without committing English language crimes

It is easy to type and edit your comments so that people can think u are another English slave professor...

Whether u guys and Wole Soyinka n co like it or nt, Dame Patience is Nigeria's first lady and Goodluck is a blessed man and the best president Nigeria has ever had so far!!! Live with it or take ur anger to the court or better still, organise a street protest than wasting your time and energy here that no one hears

I am only responding to u guys just to enlighten u kids on what u ought to do as a citizen of Nigeria- respect the office of the president and stop cursing a blessed man if u guys like, listen, if u don't, keep ranting as usual.

this is why kids should be sensored online. . .the only credible explanation i could draw for this your mentality is to think of u as a toddler practising "slave master" slanguage skills. . .buh if u happen to be more than 10yrs old. . .oh boy! . . .u r so so gone beyond redemption

I wonder whose interest this NCC are really workin for. . .thought it ought to be workin in accordance with the public interests.
Petrol, kerosine diesel nd d likes have gone beyond the reach of common man. . .and now call tariffs?
And "POWER TO THE PEOPLE" they say.

And alas, thieves who stole recharge cards were roasted alive.

I guess, proverbically (pardon the grammar); if I need a bicycle, I just need to go nd steal it and ask for forgeveness later.

P.S. Pls whateva u do don't quote d OP

If only u ppl cld leave tribal sentiments aside and see the truth, its so starrin in u the face already.
We really nid a massive change buh a coup is a very long call.
a peaceful revolution is more like it.
buh I guess that aint happening soon with this level of trbalism, nepotism nd ethnocentrism.
The posterity will neva forgive us for this......our total inaction....
Buh who's gon care then.....
We will be long gone.....fondly remembered as a "failed generation".

What dah heck?
Anyone drivin slower than me is dumb..
...And anyone drivin fasta is a lunatic.
So wen I drive....I maintain the traffic rhythm...
Cuz I'm like the king of the dance man....
....I got moves!!!

Change is inevitable...
Jonathan and cohorts take note....

When will u get it dat alcohol is jst lyk a paracetamol....both ar pain relievers tho.....dependin on ur definition of pains

What da heck nah,
She is Tinubu's daughter for pete's sake,
What beta qualifications does she need.
Incase u neva know,
This is still Nigeria.
Enof said.

The question is "what" or "who" are they hunting or trying to hunt.....simple as abc.

Like seriously
Man u need to sue ur brain for lack of support.
Which kinda wicked BRAIN would desert a man at this critical stage of his life.
Just like a #walkingdead

Sowi to ask, huh?
Was the 1st lady's microphone on autocorrect or something?
I refuse to believe this came from her,
No usual signature of hers except tryin to play politics like a smart person and apparently which is really not her thing.
Buh, on the positive side,
Her grammar has really improved.
Nigeria is really movin 4ward.
Doxology!!!!

If it was JTF dat got him, I guess we woulda heard the reports of the man getting shot while tryin to escape.
I love those JTF boiyz.

9jaCrusade: My people are useless, my people are sensiless, my people are indisciplined
Na Nigerian Government,
Dem de talk be dat,

I never hear am before o
make Government talk like that

My people are useless, my people are sensiless, my people are indisciplined
Na Nigerian Government,
Dem de talk be dat,

Which kind talk be that,

na craze talk be that o
na animal talk be that ooo
na animal talk be that ooo

Many leaders as you see them

na different disguise dem de o
animal in human skin
a***** de put u tie o
animal de waer agbada
animal de put u suit o....

[b]..FELA

I love FELA

JamesDoe: The correct answer to GEJ in this instance is:

"YOUR FADA!!!"

ARE YOU SURE THAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER?

What a great insight by my president,
Any luck u cld give us ds weekend baba ijebu 3direct numbers
U bunch raised ds mofo generation
Why the fck are u still complainin abt us?
U can't beat a child and still tell him not to cry.
NEXT!!!

Texas.Cowgirl:


Oya, come, let me slap you silly

Dnt wake up yet pls,
Too much dumbass b1tches already.
Hapi dreamin

Who did he think he was?
Jack Bauer or somethin?
Even he doesn't do that .sh1t

Wasn't there a part in the bible where Jesus told us to be turnin the other cheek if slapped
Jst bcus of two slaps?
6months jail term+12canes?
I love Jesus

Damn muan!!!....I was hopin to see some nice tities

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