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I interviewed 3 pure water sellers in central area Abuja and according to them, sometimes it takes about 6 hours to sell 20 sachets of water which amounts to a total of N200. . From the N200, the profit is only about N40. . As the pure water sellers have to pay the wholesalers their money back as well as cover the price for ice block which was used to cool the water. The long And short of it is that some of them make only N40 In 6 hours of hustling under the hot sun, risking their lives on major express roads and always at the mercy of the environmental protection board who whip them with cane when caught, burst their water sachets to the ground and fine them N5,000. . As if that isn't bad enough, when passengers and drivers reach the traffic stops, they prefer to dash N100, N200 Or even N500 to beggars and fake sufferers who sometimes make about N1,500 a day doing nothing but begging, leaving them richer, luckier and safer than the pure water sellers who are young entrepreneurs serving the larger community with their trade, and trying to make ends meet. . So when next you are at a traffic stop, please: . . 1. Dash the pure water seller money instead. 2. Buy pure water to patronise them and if the change is (N10, Or even N20, you can leave it with them) 3. Say something nice to them. Greet them, encourage them. 4. Slow down, don't knock them down. 5. Even if you wont buy the pure water, if they ask you to buy, rather than ignoring them and facing front as if they are not humans, say thank you to them.

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Sometimes in 2003 or 2004, I had to attend a job interview and I needed to find my way out of the office. I approached my boss and gave him a litany of customers I wanted to meet with the hope of securing new accounts. I so much hyped the need for me to go out urgently for those transactions as our branch wasn't doing well then. My boss quickly released me with a pool car and a driver. Thinking I've outwitted my boss, I drove out of the branch smiling. Just so that I could give the driver an impression that it was a business call, I went to visit just one customer and finally we were off to my interview. When I got to the place of the interview, I signed in quickly as I was almost late. I didn't pay attention to the other names that had signed before me. I was ushered upstairs where other candidates for the same interview were sitting. As I was waived to my seat and I prepared to sit down, I heard someone chuckle right next to me and a voice said, "Mr Bayo, e pele o" (You're welcome). It was my boss. I froze in mid-air. It was as if I was sitting on an imaginary chair. I broke out in sweat immediately. I had been caught red-handed. No, purple-handed. I was caught with my hand in the cookie jar. As if God wanted to really catch me, the seat I was given was right next to my boss. He too had been invited for the interview. Laughing, he asked me to sit down. I did so very reluctantly. Quietly, he asked, "Is this your customer visit? Where are the accounts?" By then, I had summoned a bit of courage and I asked my boss with a bold face, albeit jokingly, "Oga, what did you come to do here also?". " I came here to wait for you and expose your lies", he replied laughing. Of course, I knew he also came for the interview. He snapped his fingers at me and promised to issue me a query in the office. I snapped my fingers back and told him I will respond appropriately and in details with the names of those who should be in my response. We both broke out in laughter. Back in the office, he called me and told me, "If you must lie, be brief". Since then, I usually tell my team mates the same thing. Forget about embellishing your lies. Or better still, don't even tell a lie. Once the narrative is too long, there is a way your lies will catch up with you. In the words of Alexander Pope "He who tells a lie, is not sensible how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one". There is no one who can lie so much so intelligently that he will remember in details all the lies he has told- not even Lai Mohammed. Each lie must be covered with another layer of lies until it becomes a mesh of lies which now becomes difficult even for the liar to keep pace with. That is why the truth is better. You don't need any great memory to tell or remember the truth. Which brings me to the current 'palliative' in Nigeria. The 'Chibok girls' story. What do we now believe? Was the first Chibok girl rescued by Civilian JTF or the military? What is her real name- Amina Ali or Fatima? Or the third name I can't seem to recollect now? Why is her Boko Haram abductor being treated with such respect? How come a baby born in Sambisa Forest is looking as healthy and well nourished like any other? While I can relate with the fact that the north is educationally disadvantaged, I can't really understand how someone writing WAEC will not be able to speak a word in English. What was the rush in receiving someone who had just been 'rescued' in Aso Rock within 24 hours? And I think it is a curious coincidence that another Chibok girl was found 24 hours later. Will it be one Chibok girl per day as this government counts down to the First Anniversary? If all these questions are answered logically, then there are still more questions that go way back. How many trucks were used to carry the 220 girls when they were abducted? How come the Principal's daughter was not among those abducted though she was writing the exam at that period also? Why was the school opened against the advisory of the government? How come we don't have pictures of all the 220 girls abducted? Somehow, somewhere, the true picture has been distorted. These are the thoughts in my head. I'm finding it very difficult to put all the pieces together. Something is not quite adding up for me. On one hand, I'm very glad that the Chibok girls are being 'rescued' or found- whichever is the truth. But on the other hand, I find it tough to follow the narrative logically. I am forced to agree with William Shenstone who said 'a liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood'. Since all stories eventually must have an end, it is good that closure is finally being achieved on the Chibok case. May God help us to discover the truth in the midst of all these.

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

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I need to create a server which initially checks an Android applications trial period, so -on running an Android application the phones info is sent over to ther server. -The server stores this information. -Whenever the application is opened within that android phone the server checks its trial period has or has not expired. -In a way it's like an Android time bomb.
I'm completely new to servers and really just want a basic, secure, server that simply registers a phone and compares it against a trial limit. Anyone have any information on how I could do this? Any code examples or tutorials are very much appreciated.

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Coconut can be dated back to the 16th century and it is well known for its nutritious qualities, its fully enriched with vitamins and minerals,Coconut oil has been of large help in growing and maintaining our african hair, asides from that this wonderful oil has an amazing healing properties that cures such viruses as measles,hepatitis,herpes and even various aliments and illnesses like cough,sore throat,bronchitis,typhoid,tuberculosis ,to mention a few.

COCONUT OIL FOR HAIR GROWTH
Coconut oil has an effective way in improving hair growth and repair hair damages by improving the hair cuticle and scalp health. The anti fungal properties also help eliminate the need for dandruff shampoos. All of these contribute to hair growth.

COCONUT OIL FOR DEEP CONDITIONING
For a deep conditioning treatment, massage into your clean hair some tablespoons of the coconut oil into your clean,(you’ll need lots of oil if you have a long hair) damp hair and scalp,then cover with a shower cap and stay for 30 mins or more, the more you stay the more effective it becomes.I usually like to heat the oil up just to increase the steaming effect and for deeper penetration.(check out coloredgirlhair coconut recipe)

BENEFITS FOR COCONUT OIL.
Coconut oil kills bacterias,viruses and fungi when ingested and used externally on the skin
Coconut oil promotes heart health
If you have a dry skin,be sure to always use coconut oil as it can improve the moisture and lipid content of the skin.

Coconut oil gets rid of itchy scalps and dandruff.
Coconut oil shows a 20% success in effectiveness as a sunscreen
Coconut oil improves digestion
Coconut oil softens and moisturize chapped lips
Coconut oil serves as a great make up remover.
these are the benefits of coconut oil amongst others,I like to call it the MIRACLE OIL.
what’s your experience like using coconut oil? please share with me.

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Please help me tag this post i really need help before the lecturer ask for the summation.

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Hello Sir/Ma

I study "Library and information science" in Tai Solarin University Of Education,

we went on a library visit to Babcock University library and we were ask to make a report on the field trip to the library and that's the exam for the course.

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darmilolah:
Dear Petlander,

My friend CY (7 months) Lhasa has not been eating since I brought him back home.

It happened that around September I was moving to a new house. So I took him to my wife brother's house for convenience.

I brought him home like a month ago and I noticed he's not been eating well... That every morning I have to throw away the remaining food (Indomie mix mixed with beef chunk can food).

My friend has really lost weight and I am very worried.

Please, petlander family, what can I do.

he need treatment, please consult your vet, where did you stay bro?

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150k is too much bro, i have a friend that have expertly this dog at Alagbado meiran Lagos, he brought it 80k, and i think he want to sell the dog too due to too much of dogs, the guy is a vet as a profession.

Hello nairalanders,
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One of my friend give me a samoyed breed dog, this is my first pet ever, i love Dogs so much even though am a Muslim...

What and what did you think i should do to make the dog healthy?

Is the RatSnake harmful? And did you have Leopard, hyena or Kangaroo if yes how much is it?