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Health / Beware Of Mr. Adams Laseio - Adalassy by luka: 5:28pm On Oct 31, 2020
I wish to bring to the general public's attention to exercise caution when dealing with Mr. Adams Laseio, with the moniker adalassy on Nairaland.
Though, I and my wife have had cause to patronize him in the past and actually received the herbal treatments and received testimonies from the users of the product on the efficacy of the treatments, my last dealing with him has been an unfortunate one.
I contacted him in May, to find out if he could send the second half of one of the treatments despite the pandemic and its stifling effects around the world. He said he could and was despatching treatments to Nigeria the week I spoke to him. He then asked when I wanted to make payment of which I made to him on June 1st through the Zenith Bank Account he uses to receive money. Ever since then he has been evasive and stopped picking my calls shortly afterward. Presently, he ignores my calls and last replied my chat on September 6.
Adverts / Re: Daily PMS,DPK,AGO @ Depot Price. by luka: 11:37am On Sep 26, 2016
Hello cbaba, please can you add me to the whattsapp group, 08028330612. Thanks.
Business / Contact For Commodity Traders - Vitol Sa, Augusta Energy, Mercuria, Bp by luka: 11:32am On Jun 01, 2016
Please can anyone assist with contact details of the representatives of any of the subject listed commodity traders.
Properties / 50 Trips Of Filling Sand Needed At Okota by luka: 10:38am On Mar 10, 2016
Like the subject signifies I am in urgent need of 50 trips of either excavated filling sand or sharp filling at Okota. Kindly provide your details for me to get across if you can provide this supply.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Blackpool Vs Manchester United: 2 - 3! by luka: 9:30am On Jan 26, 2011
lovejo:

Until England league officials stop all this their MANUTD favoritism officiating, England league will still be following Spanish League and others.

The same way terry has handled the ball several times and got away with it. The commentators also said they would have been surprised if the referee had given a penalty. Are the also on united payroll.
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by luka: 9:46pm On Mar 10, 2008
Walahi Italahi, me been dey come here everyday dey come look for how I go take make am for some money make I use send Audu and Fatima to school make dem no be cattle rearer like their papa. Haba, why una dey talk like people wey dey am for secondary school, abeg make una no pursue the guru's come leave only guguru for here. Me I want Audu and Fatima to be like Father of 2 and Windyweny, Kajiko.

Make una dey learn am from Pumping (only am for God know wetin him dey pump) and easimoni (walahi some people dey get am for money hard way), these two people me I never see them am vex before or reply post wey no sweet for belle.

AKtopgun, walahi all those your candles don make me burn am for my hand. I read when person sey make you for shine your candle for cutix. Na im me I go buy am for candle dey shine for transcorp to see whether dead bones dey rise again before candle cut ontop my hand come burn am. Na im I go am for barbeach wey dem give me correct aladura candle wey better pass your own. D candle show am for you dey wear Man U jersey for Saturday as Man U take beat am 4 Derby county come pass that yeye club.

Night e don come me I dey go find am for blueband wey I go use chop am for my fura and agege bread. Me I no come am for back till I find BLUEBAND.
Family / Re: Is A Jobless Man The Head Of His Family? by luka: 10:08pm On Jan 18, 2008
I think I am in a good position to answer that. I grew up in a family where at an early age we had the comfort of life. That was not to be after my 11th birthday as my dad had a problem in his office and was forced to resign. My mum is in the teaching profession and I can tell you there was not absolute peace in the house. Life gradually became difficult and my mum will sometimes react when there were some pecuniary issues at home.

But we all my siblings and mum still had respect for my dad and accorded him the respect he deserved as the head of the family. We sometimes despised him but he was still the head of the family, we sometimes disobeyed him but he was still the head of the family. Life was hard but my mum stood by the family, though she would raise her voice and complain that she was fed up but she would cook and place food on the table for my siblings and dad. That didn't make her the head of the family. My dad was still the head. Going to the University was a problem but she didn't have to prostitute. She had to go borrowing and sometimes had to visit friends and relatives hoping for a gift. That still didn't make her the head of the family.

Today we only look back at the past and say if God and shown us what was in front, we would have endured without seldom complaining and despising my dad, because we are all gainfully employed and doing well in our chosen careers. Who knows what we would have been if we insulted our dad everyday,despised him everyday. I believe God would not have made a way for us because we didn't honour him. I will also ask where will my mother had been today if she had deserted the family then, I believe none of us would have wanted to see her.

THE MAN IS STILL THE HEAD NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCE, ALL HE NEEDS IS PRAYERS, ENCOURAGEMENT AND SUPPORT.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Think That Bankers Are Flirts? by luka: 1:34pm On Dec 31, 2007
bebe2007:

@luka

Lawyers are liars!!!!!! you sound very ignorant. Did you go to school at all. You share the same view wih illitrates in the market.

I have checked all available sources and could not find any that confirms that the spelling of illiterate has changed.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Think That Bankers Are Flirts? by luka: 3:21pm On Dec 27, 2007
Finecat:

From what i have seen, most of these bankers earn the equivalent of what cashiers at a restaurant in the USA earns. Why would i want to work in a place that gives me no other life other than work from su-up to sun-set. Even restaurant workers here don't work that long and they make the same.

That's nice but how many cashiers in any of Nigeria's restaurant earn what an entry level person in a bank earns.

bebe2007:

To be honest i did not read this post before posting mine in the careers forum. I hate this topic but i just have to comment. Why in God's name do Bankers think they are special i would really like you bankers in the house to answer the question. A lot of you got into the banking industry because you could not get jobs in other industries or fields, so why are you guys acting like God' gift to humanity when you happened to be there for the money only.someone in the house tried differentiating bank staff from bankers. My question is this; who cares the person even likened them to lawyers. Please for your own good, never make that mistake again. The legal profession is about the only noble profession in the country today, when you try to liken us with bankers, you insult the profession, so please liken yourselves with traders in idumota (lol) You might make more money now and all that but remember, money is not everything.

Most of the nairalanders who live abroad have expressed their surprise to such behaviours by bankers. Its only the Nigerian Banking industry that is different. people who live abroad are not used to such nonsense. Bankers are conservative, hardworking people over there, most times faceless because people go to the banks for business and thats it. But here in naija, they call it banking but we all know that they have not really started the real deal, they have time to toast or admire females when they walk into a branch. check out the way they dress to work, its all too much, whats the occassion peeps. Whats with all the flambouyance!!!!

Noble my foot. Bloody liars and cheats


Let me put it this way, those of you who don't put on a pair of suit everyday, just put on one that you look smart on and see if people will give a wink or not. Who do you blame but the cheap ladies who make the flirting job easy by giving you a nice look.

And for those who think bankers are flamboyant by wearing well tailored suits than you too should try putting on some oversize/undersize clothes.

I conlude by saying that flirting is a thing of the mind be you a banker, doctor, teacher, engineer or the most noble of lawyers.
Career / Re: Varying Salaries In Different Fields by luka: 10:03pm On Oct 26, 2007
@seun 001

Let me tell you what happened the day I made my post, that was pay day and all of us in one of the banks you quoted were waiting for the much publicised review and we were dissapointed because it was just an addition of a few thousands.

I left Intercontinental bank last year and am still in touch with my colleagues over there and can confirm to you thst your figures are wrong.
Career / Re: Varying Salaries In Different Fields by luka: 7:14pm On Oct 24, 2007
seun001:

i think its better to deal with yearly aggregates because some companies deduct some allowances and pay up during the year.don't know about other industries,but am kind of familiar with the banking industry and latest info reaching me according to reviews in the industry are---
etb-- 3.2million shocked
zenith-- 3.1million shocked
bankphb-- 2.9million shocked
intercontinental-- 2.7million shocked
oceanic--2.69million shocked
access bank--2.6million shocked

these are to top six,others surpassed the 1.7million mark and its per annum.



Man I have worked in two of the banks you quoted above in the lat 18 months and your figures are far from correct.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Nigeria Versus Nigerians In Diaspora! by luka: 5:36pm On Aug 21, 2007
Kai Kai, I never laugh as much as I don laugh in the past few days.

Abeg I want make the war continue,as una dey fight me I don see as I go use una posts make money. I don find editor and don dey negotiate with publisher.

Al last we don find the panacea for stress cheesy cheesy cheesy

Abeg make una continue so that I go fit get 4 volumes make beta money.
Religion / Re: Drop Your Prayer Point Here. by luka: 2:31pm On Aug 17, 2007
My Lord and My God, I ask for your mercies and favour not to depart from my life. I know daily I say things I shouldn't say, I do things I shouldn't do and I also think of things I shouldn't think of.

Father, I know I have abused your grace in my life several times but Father help me to be the person you always want me to be. Let not the devil gloat over me again. Remove pride, anger and every vice in my life. Above all Father don't give up on me but daily mould me to be a person after your heart.
Politics / Re: Naira To Be Re-Denominated by luka: 10:28am On Aug 15, 2007
Re-denomination of currency is carried out for various reasons as rightlty pointed out by the CBN governor. Russia did a redenomination in 1998 but their main intention was primarily for convenience and not to have a technical effect on the value of the currency. They still experienced some level of inflation after the redenomination which contributed to the non-success of the exercise because measures to ensure stability of the value of the currrency was not taken into consideration.

Zimbabmwe did it as well but it has not improved their economy.

Ghana is at the verge of implenting their's and their reasons range from reasserting monetary sovereignty to ensuring portability in carriage of their currency and ensuring the development of the informal sector which will be achieved through the use of cashless means of exchange.

However, it must be pointed out that erasing zeros off bank notes cannot do the painless miracle. Rather it should be a signal the government sends  to its citizens that inflation is finally within manageable limits. As for the dollar exchanging for 1.25 naira that is the rate the dollar will exchange for the naira if the rate prevailing today still exists by August next year.

Just imagine footballers and athletes being paid their bonuses in naira because of it's relative strength compared to the dollars. Imagine all those who treated the naira without respect having some modicum of respect for it. Imagine going around africa with the naira in your pocket and using it to carry out transactions in a number of countries.

In life they say we learn from the mistakes of others atimes. I believe the professor has carried out a study on a lot of countries before advocating the policy. He by now will know why it worked in some countries and why it didn't work in others so as to make it work in naija.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 9 Killed, 60 Injured Yesterday In US Bridge Collapse by luka: 9:53am On Aug 07, 2007
ebos:

People are now discussing things that not related to this topic. Nigerians with there mentality! Simply that a bridge collapsed and some deaths recorded, that is why some people are posting rubbish. whether we like it or not, America is bigger, richer, more intellectuals, more generous, technology, than Nigeria. Hatred cannot stop them from moving ahead. It's this hatred that has made some to erroneously compared Americans with God. But I tell you, vision is perhaps Americans greatest strength, it has kept them alive to the power and continuity of thought through the centuries, it makes them peer into the future and lends shape to the unknown. Where is Nigeria? Unnecessary haters!

I am disappionted in you for just one reason, why are you killing yourself for a country that is not yours and castigating your own country and your fellow Nigerians for a country that you owe no allegiance to. Look at your post and tell me if the following makes sense, "America is bigger, richer, more intellectuals,more generous, technology than, Nigeria.

I don't share in those rejoicing or gloating over the fact that a bridge collapsed in America and also concur with a poster that no innocent person deserves to die. However, I will like to say an American being is no more precious than an Iraqi being in the sight of God. Why don't you also think of the numerous innocent Iraqi's that George Bush has sent to their early graves because of his war based on unfounded assumptions. The worst of all is the fact that a President whom the whole world perceives as the most powerful person orders his men to go to another country and execute their President.

The bottom line is that we don't have to rejoice that a bridge collapsed in America, all those expressing their anger are probably doing it maybe because they dislike that Bush man that is their leader (but they are not justified to rejoce either). But we also have great people who are Americans and care about Africa and its people.

I also imagine the kind of pain the families who lost their loved ones are in right now and those of you who said it is nemisis just imagine that it could have been one of your relatives there.
Career / Re: ICAN Has Rejected Me Again by luka: 1:08pm On Aug 02, 2007
My brother you were not rejected, what you gave them on your answer sheet (input) is simply what they gave you when the result came out (output). DO you remember the acronym GIGO.

Why complain when you have just one paper standing between you and your goal. I for one will be motivated by that though I also gave up when auditing was dealing with me in Intermediate.A colleague of mine (who started ICAN after me and is now qualified) taunted my life in office severally which I took as a motivation, I came back after 2 years and I have not only passed auditing I am close to getting my reward for those nights of no sleep.

We well get there just believe you can do it, read the best you can and pray hard for God to guide your reading.
Politics / Re: 'All Nigerians Are Corrupt', Says Oprah Winfrey by luka: 8:33pm On Jul 26, 2007
Militia,shey na evil spirit bring you back. I think you talk sey it's time to leave.

Babyosisi, walahi I never knew you were this funny, na your post wan kill me pass.

Yes they say we are corrupt, I no argue. Philip Emegwali is corrupt (he is a force to reckon with in I.T because he invented spurious products and he acknowledges he is a Nigerian not like some opportunist who got to America and disowned their father and mother)

Hakeem Olajuwon is also corrupt (he broke all the basket ball rules and became one of the greatest basket ball players in US).

I won't get annoyed but I will want Oprah to rephrase her statement to this "Nigerians are the smartest people on earth"
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 4 (IV)! by luka: 1:51pm On Jul 09, 2007
The third edition was won by Hector (e be like sey na Nna boy)

If you win remember me sha.

If I may ask where you one of those that was sick when it was time for endurance trek during NYSC.

Or was always sick during parades or early morning jogging.

Or couldn't climb trees.

Well if you are one of them then don't bother to go because even if you pass the mental test, the physical test go let you down. T
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 4 (IV)! by luka: 1:41pm On Jul 09, 2007
The first edition was one by one Ezeugo (go find him surname).

Second edition was won by Lucan (na warri guy)

Third edition by , (make I go do research I don forget)

will be back soon
Travel / Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by luka: 1:27pm On Jul 05, 2007
Well I guess the soluion to the problem lies innate in us as Nigerians, irrespectve of the fact of where we live.

Nigerians always expect something in return for a service rendered (to be truthhful myself inclusive) whether that service is what they are paid for or not.

You enter an eatery for your lunch when leaving the doorman expects a tip if you don't give you are stingy.

You buy fuel regularly from a filling station and you can't for once leave a change of 20 naira you are stingy.

The worst of all is in your office where the cleaners, security guards or those that provide ancillary service expect something every friday for weekend, if you don't give you are stingy.

Now to the one that concerns me you go the extra mile to satisfy a customer than December comes or any other opportunity comes you expect something from them. If they don't give they are stingy.

No one owes anybody anything and we shouldn't look up to anybody for anything(apart from students that have sponsors). The only people that owe anybody anything is your employer.

Everbody decides how to spend his/her income. Those in Uk can't because of pleasing a secondary school friend spend more on communication when they have pressing needs.

I for one will never be angry if you don't give me fish to eat, I only will if you don't teach me how to catch fish.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Last by luka: 5:19pm On Jul 04, 2007
God is really great but keep praying because there are days of frustartion lying ahead.

Anyway you can pray to God either to avoid being a marketer or to be a markerter and have God lead you to people who will give you enough deposits to secure your job.

Don't worry it is not really as bad as people say but I don't like Access bank at all. Just keep ypur faith brother.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by luka: 10:36am On Jul 04, 2007
I no think sey Nigerians in U.K dey stingy or sey those in U.S dey represent pass them . I get two aunties for U.S and both of dem just come back naija one of them give me shirt wey I no fit even give as gift to orphanage sey na wetin she bring from America the other one usaul phrase na " please bear with me things are not easy over there" and the funniest thing was I didn't ask for anything.

On a serious note while I disagree that Nigerians are not lazy I also want to say some Nigerians don't mind passing their responsibilities to others. The same peson can come to you with one request after the other without minding if you have your own financial issues. The most annoying part is that they are somewhere looking out for you to know when you drive in after a hard day's work and spending about two hours in traffic when the only thing that is uppermost on your mind is sleep.

Na those of una wey they jand and yankee they mind all those naija's just change your phone numbers and give them only to your parents and siblings or spouses only after they have sworn an oath of secrecy not to divulge your number to a third party. I guess that will solve the problem.

For those of us wey dey naija and people they bring one request after the other (as if sey na prayer request dem dey drop 4 church) no try am, otherwise you go change your job, your house and if possible your looks.
Business / Re: How Can I Make One Million Naira Per Year? by luka: 11:49am On Jun 30, 2007
There are so many ways to make more than a million. Why don't you take advantage of the Uba Share Plus Loan, where you contribute 40% and they give you 60%. It is fast and easily accesible.

For instance  if your 3,000,000 is your 40% contribution they will give you an additional 4,500,000 you only have to pay a flat fee of 2% upfront on their own money which is 90,000 and an interest of 17% per annum at the expiration of the facility or when you feel you want to possess your shares during the tenor of the facility.

The beauty of it is that you can choose not to make monthly payments and pay at the expiration of the facility.

Lets say you bring 3,000,000 and they give you 4,500,000 that is a total of 7,500,000. If you buy the right stocks and everything goes well you should be able to make at least a 100%(or more) which is another 7,500,000 at the end of a year which the facility will run. If you take away their 4,500,000 contribution, a flat fee of 90,000 and interest of 765,000 from 15,000,000 you will be left with 9,645,000 which gives you a profit or capital appreciation of 6,645,000 in a year.

Remember that the one of the keys to get rich is using other peoples money wisely, also you don't have to worry about a stockbroker as UBA stockbrokers will handle your portfolio and they will definitely have more than 1 billion naira capial base by next year. You also don't have to worry about buying shares from public offers as all you have to do is to quote your CSCS account no. and your broker on the form. Instead of receiving a share certificate your cscs account will be credited when the allottment is being made, which makes it ready for sale.

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